Axon Clips Chapter 1
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Axon Clips Chapter 1 was the first chapter of the I Love Bees audio drama. It takes place during the second week of August, 2552. It is made up of four separate sections that include "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt", which respectively focus on the characters Janissary James, Kamal Zaman, Jersey Morelli, and Herzog. They are transcribed here in a more chronological order than the one originally posted by the official site. To experience it in the manner originally revealed, read/listen to the sections as follows: "The Walk-away Girl", "The Arrangement", "Boy Meets Girl", and "I Had a Receipt".
Jersey: "Boy Meets Girl"
Jersey: Hello? Hello. Genie?
Jersey: ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!
Jersey: Don't what?
Durga: Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: Bonita, 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named Simon Brown, every other Thursday at the Waterfront Hotel.
Durga: I can't ask.
Operator: (computer voice) Bergen County Emergency Center. Please, describe your emergency.
Jan: "The Walk-away Girl"
Officer: Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?
Frank: Looks like she's heading for procurement.
'Stupid Cop': Ever taken a PQI?
'Stupid Cop': I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.
Yes or No
'Stupid Cop': Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?
'Stupid Cop': Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...
Jan: Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the road drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a razorback and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.
James J: Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.
Kamal: "The Arrangement"
Hiro: Hello? Hello, are you there?
Kamal: Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!
Hiro: Hey buddy!
Hiro: Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?
Sophia: I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.
Sophia: ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...
Sophia: And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.
Sophia: You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?
Kamal: Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...
Kamal: You want me to spy on your boyfriend?
Machine: You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:
Sophia: I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.
Kamal: No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.
Herzog: "I Had a Receipt"
Herzog/Cranky: Hello? Hello, is anyone there?
Herzog/Cranky: Yeah, right - Marines!
Herzog/Cranky: So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this 'Lance Corporal', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.
Herzog/Cranky: Marine Lance Corporal Janet Adams, I was very careful to write that down.