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343 Guilty Spark: "Oh, hello! I'm a genius!"
John-117: "Right. And I am a Vice Admiral."
— Conversation between John-117 and 343 Guilty Spark in Installation 04's Library</option>

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"Hey Grif, chupathingy! How about that? I like it, it's got a ring to it."
— Staff Sergeant Sarge</option>

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Sarge: "Heh. I remember those years fondly. All those young Sergeants, so full of enthusiasm. Just bristling with anticipation at the thought of strangling their first Cadet. Of course not everyone made that cut. The coursework was quite challenging."
Simmons: "Coursework? For drill sergeants?"
Sarge: "Absolutely. I majored in screaming! With a minor in Hoo-rah. And we all got to choose a mentor from the faculty. I chose, Sergeant Johnson."
Church: "Sergeant Johnson was a college professor?"
— The Reds and Blues discussing Sarge's years in Sergeant School.</option>

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"Please, no hurt, me like Elites! Brutes stinky-bad-bad. Me stay here, and make sure no Brutes come behind, mighty Arbiter? Heh-heh... heh?"
Cowardly Grunt</option>

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Chips Dubbo: "Careful, I think you just strained a metaphor."
Wounded Marine: "Oh, oh God, oh God! Is that... serious?"
Chips Dubbo and a wounded Marine in Uplift Nature Reserve</option>

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"I help because that is who I am."
Lighter than Some</option>

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"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas. And, the ninjas are all on fire, too."
Jason Jones</option>

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"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!"
Avery Johnson during the Battle of Mombasa</option>

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"See these skulls? When they activate, they turn a casual Covenant make out session into a full on test of your manly prowess."
Avery Johnson explaining Firefight</option>

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"Halo 4, I get a woman!"
David Scully as AJ Johnson</option>

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"It is 'corpsman'. You don't pronounce the 's'. I mean, its not very good to have a guy delivering first-aid to be called a 'corpse-man'. Yeah... Yeah… Kinda… Yeah… Kinda negative there, y'know. Like, if I'm lying there with a bullet in me, I don't want somebody called a "corpse-man" working on me. 'Call a corpse-man!' 'No you don't!' 'Just a second, I'm killing this guy here! I'll be right there!' Yeah, 'corpse-man' …"
Pete Stacker</option>

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"Wort Wort Wort!"
Sangheili</option>

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"Unfrigginbelievable!"
Jeff Steitzer</option>

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"All cruisers, fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!"
Rtas 'Vadum</option>

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Dutch: "Well, like the good book says, payback's a bitch!"
Romeo: "I don't think it actually says that, Dutch."
Dutch: "I'm paraphrasin', ya heathen!"
Taylor Miles and Michael Crespo fighting groups of Huragok</option>

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"We must go. The Brutes have our scent."
Thel 'Vadam</option>

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"Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy."
Cortana</option>

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"Nnoo! Nnnoo! Nnnoo…iiing"
— Unnamed Unggoy</option>

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"We'll head for the Portal. And we will all go home."
John-117</option>

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Freelancer Command PA: "Thank you, failsafe initiated. Activating Emp."
Agent Washington: "Emp? You have got to be fucking kidd-"
Agent Washington activating the failsafe EMP in the Freelancer Program Command</option>

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"Here, let me give him my 'Welcome to Earth' gift basket."
Fones</option>

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Gravemind: "Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this ring. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent, or all will perish as they did before."
John-117: "This thing is right. Halo is a weapon. Your Prophets are making a big mistake."
Thel 'Vadamee: "Your ignorance already destroyed one of the sacred rings, Demon. It shall not harm another."
Gravemind and John-117 persuading Thel 'Vadamee of Halo's true purpose</option>

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"We've all played through the Halo games the way they were intended to play, right? Shoot this enemy, shoot that one, push this button, drive this vehicle, escort this person, and ninja that one. Jump, skip, hop, and make your way to saving the galaxy from the Covenant, the Flood, and the looming threat of the Halo Array. Maybe you did this more than once. Heck, maybe you just did this last weekend."
Jeremy "Vociferous" Patenaude</option>

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Jun-A266: "Well, it's pointing us a click and a half east and two thousand feet underground."
Emile-A239: "And I didn't bring my shovel, Commander."
Jun-A266 and Emile-A239 to Carter-A259 regarding their revised coordinates</option>

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"I think I got yoinked by Kat, the most useless Spartan on the team, beside Emile with his shotgun sniping."
— "MythicTyrant"</option>

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"I don't say the word 'awesome', usually 'dude' doesn't come out of my mouth. But the truth is, the game's awesome, dude."
E3 2003 visitor</option>

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"We are not in the Library.
We are not in the iced-over canyons of a Halo ringworld.
This is Earth.
The Flood are here."
Jacob "Cocopjojo" Benton</option>

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"Oh boy, Halo: Reach on Legendary with all skulls on! This should be fuckin' fun, right? No! It's not! It's fucking hard as shit!"
— Michael "Rage Quit" Jones</option>

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John-117: "You were dead. I saw you die. On Jenkin's mission record. The Flood got you."
Avery Johnson: "The Flood? Hell, Chief, it'll take more than that pack of walking alien horror-show freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson."
John-117 and Sergeant Johnson onboard a Longsword after Battle of Installation 04.</option>

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"So... All we need is orbit-capable transport, and the single most expensive piece of equipment made by man?"
Carter-A259 after Catherine-B320 proposes Operation: UPPER CUT.</option>

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"In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask why. We are Forerunners, guardians of all that exists. The roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun towards which all intelligence blossoms. And the impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. "I stand before you. Accused of the sin of ensuring Forerunner ascendancy. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to... recede... Humanity stands as the greatest threat in the galaxy. Refusing to eradicate them is a fool's gambit. We squander eons in the darkness, while they seize our triumphs for their own. The Mantle of Responsibility, for all things, belongs to Forerunners alone! Think of my act as you will. But do not doubt the reality. The reclamation… has already begun… and we are hopeless to stop it."
Ur-Didact</option>

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"So I was grateful that Halo 4 seem to be kicking it off with a fresh new story but by halfway through I was lost again nobody ever adequately explains everything to Mister Chief his entire role in life is to get to the next USB port so he can plug in his wank hologram and she could run sortthisshitout.exe it's something to do with some ancient asshole who wants to kill all humans and Mister Chief is the only one who can stop him because he downloaded onlyonewhocanstophim.dll from a ghost."
— Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on "Zero Punctuation".</option>

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"To find him... you have to forget the stories, forget the legends. You'll have to do more than walk in his footsteps. For he is more than the sum of his actions. I tell you this, not because I trust you, Agent Locke... but because all our lives are at stake. Because the seeds of our future... are sown in his past."
— Arbiter Thel 'Vadam to Agent Jameson Locke.</option>

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Jason Jones: "There was an alternate very early other version of the story where when he rediscovered Cortana, she'd gone, like, berserk with power; wanted to take over Halo and the universe."
Martin O'Donnell: "What happened to that story?"
Jason Jones: "It was too good. We had to use this one instead."
Halo: Combat Evolved Developer Commentary</option>

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Martin O'Donnell: "Some new actors, wow. ...David Keith."
Joseph Staten: "...Keith David, yes."
Martin O'Donnell: "Keith David, David Keith."
Halo 2 Developer Commentary</option>

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Joseph Staten: "Thing is, Jones just doesn't give up on a good idea. Don't kill the Prophet in one game, you kill him in the next."
Jason Jones: "Don't get the bomb arc-welded to your armor in one game, do it in the next."
Halo 2 Developer Commentary</option>

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Jason Jones: "Remember how this game originally ended?"
Martin O'Donnell: "Oh! Don't say."
Jason Jones: "Wait, nevermind."
Joseph Staten: "Oh, we'll get there. We have all credit sequence to talk about it."
Jason Jones: "Do you remember the medallion that the Prophet had?"
Joseph Staten: "Oh, that's right."
Jason Jones: "That was the best. That was the best ever."
Joseph Staten: "Tell the story."
Jason Jones: "..."
Joseph Staten: "..."
Jason Jones: "...Uh, it's pretty complicated... and... and really not the best ever... but it was pretty funny."
Joseph Staten: "I think it might be better than Forerunner Tank."
Jason Jones: "No."
Halo 2 Developer Commentary</option>

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Joseph Staten: "Next game, realize to its full potential."
Jason Jones: "What was that idea?"
Martin O'Donnell: "It would look different with stencil shadows, though, right?"
Jason Jones: "..."
Joseph Staten: "..."
Martin O'Donnell: "What? We're done recording."
Joseph Staten: "Wow, what a colossal jerk."
Jason Jones: "Wait, what do you mean? That was, like... like, putting a stake through the heart of stencil shadows, and, like, pushing it out into the airlock and venting it into space."
Joseph Staten: "It was like you strapping a bomb..."
Jason Jones: "It was like you strapped a bomb to stencil shadow's back and welded it and sent it to kill the last level of the game."
Halo 2 Developer Commentary</option>

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Martin O'Donnell: "Who came up with rocket launcher Flood? 'Cause that was... I remember playing this level, and when they showed up, I'm like, what...?"
Paul Bertone: "I mean, that's just obvious, right?"
Jaime Griesemer: "Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't think anybody had to come up with it."
Halo: Combat Evolved Devs React to Speedrun</option>

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"As soon as the Pillar of Autumn crashed on Halo, Halo started adding more stuff to it."
Paul Bertone on the "Pillar of Autumn Conundrum"</option>
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Recent Changes — The site's most recent additions... my, my. So many blue links...

May 6, 2024

About Me

Hello world! I am JackVibe (formerly Spartan331) and I have been part of Halopedia since September 2009. On Halopedia, I mainly clean up articles, create new articles, and transcribe videos. I've been a fan of the Halo universe since 2006, and continue to appreciate the storytelling present in the franchise. If you have any question about anything, feel free to ask me.

To Do List

  1. Soundtrack Articles Revamp
    1. Halo: Combat Evolved (Done but adding improvements)
    2. Halo 2 Tick.JPG Done
    3. Halo 3 Tick.JPG Done
    4. Halo 3: ODST Tick.JPG Done
    5. Halo: Reach Tick.JPG Done
    6. Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary
    7. Halo 4
    8. Halo 2: Anniversary
  2. Full body renders of Reach armours in MCC
  3. Track down CEA concept art that doubled as preview images in campaign menu
    1. Halo (Beam emitter in the valley)
    2. The Silent Cartographer (Beach assault with Arbiter-like figure wielding an energy sword)
    3. Assault on the Control Room (Scorpion charging Covenant infantry and vehicles)
    4. 343 Guilty Spark (Paranoid Marine room)
    5. Two Betrayals (Chief vs Sentinels in the Control Room)
    6. Keyes (Proto-Gravemind on the bridge platform)
    7. The Maw (PoA dipped from the cliff)

Signatures

  1. —S331
  2. S331Talk • Contributions
  3. S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg (Talk • Contributions)
  4. S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg(When I played Halo: CE, we didn't have any fancy-shmancy armor abilities...)
  5. S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg(Tank beats Everything!)
  6. S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg(The anti-social contributor who talks too little.)
  7. S331 Bubbleshieldhud.svg(COM • Mission Log • Profile)
  8. SPARTAN331
  9. JackVibe

Contributions to Halopedia

List of created pages

You can't imagine how exciting this is! To have a record of all of my lost time!

Halopedia history, is it? Oh, how I enjoyed every moment of its categorization!

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List of uploaded images

Whoa... they're like postcards! Dear devs: seeing arts in utter daze, wish you were here.

List of drafts

These data are classified Tier One... I could send you to the block log for interfering with my work. Actually, I can't.
  1. Helmet Attachments (Cancelled)
  2. Halo: Reach Legendary Developer Commentary (Cancelled)
  3. List of "seven" references in the Halo series Tick.JPG Done
  4. Halo Wars Tick.JPG Done
  5. Red vs. BlueTick.JPG Done

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