Marcus P. Stacker/Quotes

The following is a list of quotes said by Pete Stacker.

Halo: Combat Evolved Scripted Dialog

• "Go, go, go! Pile out people, let's move!" - In the beginning of level The Silent Cartographer.
• "Hey, I didn't know you made house calls, Foehammer!" - To Carol Rawley after killing all the Covenant forces in the beach, level The Silent Cartographer.
• "Second Squad! Ready to roll, soon as everybody's topside!" - By O.S.
• "Dammit! Okay, people, we got company comin', let's set the table. Engage enemy forces on sight!" - After Foehammer informed the Second Squad about Covenant air forces approaching.
• "Negative! They're closin' in too fast, negative!" - When Cortana suggested to engage the enemy inside the structure.
• "Chief! You gotta find the Cartographer! We'll keep 'em busy as long as we can!"

Halo 2 Scripted Dialog

• "Chief! Glad you could make it. Crash site's on the other side of this hotel, Chief. Covenant are crawling all over it. Follow me." - When reached the Hotel Zanzibar area.
• "Stay outta sight." - In the Hotel Zanzibar corridor.
• "Could use you on the gun, Chief!" - Driving the Gauss Warthog (However, when playing on Heroic, Sergeant Johnson appears as the driver of the warthog instead).
• "We got a Ghost inbound!" - Level Metropolis.
• "Fall back, fall back!" - Being under fire by Phantom, level Metropolis.
• "I'll drive." - On the first Gondola, level Regret

Halo 3 Scripted Dialog

Some of these quotes may belong to him or to Sergeant Reynolds.

• "Get those turrets up! Watch your fields of fire!" - In the level Crow's Nest.
• "Quiet. Cut the chatter."
• "Calm before the storm, Marines. Enjoy it."
• "Point of entry, best assessment?" - In the cave area, level Crow's Nest.
• "Agreed. Master Chief, get there." - About getting to a hangar.
• "Agreed. Chief, Arbiter. Get there." - In Co-op.
• "Drones! A whole swarm! Take 'em down!! Short, controlled bursts!!" - In Ops Center.
• "You did the best you could, Sir. Let's get the survivors up to the hangar. There's an elevator just outside the barracks." - To the Master Chief, in Co-op.
• "I repeat: My convoy's been hit. I've got wounded... We're on the Tsavo Highway about... East of Voi. Someone, anyone, please, respond!" - By COM, level Tsavo Highway.
• "We were en route to Voi, Chief. Banshees jumped us, started strafing. Pretty much ruined our day." - To the Master Chief.
• "Marines in Voi really needed my supplies, Chief. But I'm pretty sure they'll be plenty happy to see you." - In a Warthog with the Master Chief, riding into tunnel blocked by Shield Barrier.
• "Take down that barrier, Chief. Power Supply should be inside the tunnel." - If you wait to lower the Energy Barrier.
• "Chief, the barrier only works against vehicles. You should be able to walk right through."
• "Ready when you are, Chief. Open the door, take point; we'll cover you with the .50!" - In the beginning of the level The Storm.
• "Hey... hows ninety millimeters of tungsten strike ya?" - When you first get a Tank in Halo 3.
• "All armor, form up on the lower doorway. Chief, get upstairs; have your robot pick that lock!" - On the level the The Ark.
• "Yeah, well... you're also our ticket through this wall. So if you don't mind...?" - To 343 Guilty Spark.
• "All armor, form up! Hit 'em where it hurts!"
• "First line clear! Move up!" - When the two Wraith's are destroyed.
• "Second line: clear! Push forward!"
• "Bravo, flank and cover! I want everybody supportin' the Chief; he'll take it down!"
• "Brace yourselves; we're going in a little hot!" - After the Pelican was hit in the beginning of the level The Covenant.
• "Alright, up the beach! Take out that Wraith!
• "Hornets inbound!" - In the level The Covenant.
• "Fall Back! Fall Back!" - In the Level Floodgate
• "Ahh!" - When swarmed by Infection forms in Floodgate
• "No! No! No!" - When getting mutated in Floodgate

Gameplay Quotes

Halo: Combat Evolved

Random Funny Quotes:

• "Well, that's one way to save ammo!" - If you run over a lot of Covenant with a Warthog.

• "It always pays to make sure." - Shooting a Covenant body.

• "FALL BACK!" - When Marines are getting quickly killed, note that even though he gives the order to fall back, no one falls back, not even him.

• "He's an idiot, about to become a DEAD idiot."

• Oh!" - When getting hit.

• "You are ALL gonna die!" - After becoming severely injured and extremely angry.

• "You got insurance on this thing?" - When you drive a Warthog badly.

• "Rock n' Roll, let's get ready people!" - When sighting a far-off enemy.

• "Break out the butter, because you are about to get fried!" - Engaging enemies on a Warthog gun.

When you hit him:

• "Wear your glasses, boy!"

• "What is WRONG with you?"

• "WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!!"

When you start team killing:

• "My men are not the enemy!"

• "I'd love it if you'd stop killing my men!"

• "A favor! Don't kill the men!"

When you get killed for team killing:

• "Jackass"

• "Oh, Captain's not gonna like this one..."

When you die:

• "Cortana?!! Cortana, can you hear me in there?!!"

• "Somebody call Keyes, tell him what happened..."

• "Alright, start digging a hole, someone start digging a hole."

• "Damn damn damn damn DAMN!!!"

• "We are bulled over!"

• "This sucks with a capital K!"

When throwing grenade:

• "It is over!"

When Marine/Chief throw grenade:

• "Grenade! It's live!! It's LIVE!!!"

• Grenade! Get the HELL OUTTA THERE!!!"

Halo 2

• "I know you saw me standin' there." When a splash damage weapon, such as a Scorpion, is fired in his direction.

• "You can't be that bad on purpose, Chief". - When you shoot him.

• "How do I look like, Marine?" - Said after a Marine asks how Stacker is doing.

• "Where the hell did you learn to drive?" - When the Chief drives a Warthog badly with Stacker on board.

• "Ewww! Big green's gonna get ya!"

• "Keep it up and you might be on my good side." - When the Chief scores a lot of kills.

• "You got two hands, you used them before, use them now!" - When the Chief misses a lot of shots.

• "Hey, you made that look easy!" - When the Chief kills an enemy with a headshot.

• "I'll pretend... that was an accident, Chief." - When you shoot him.

• "That's what I call a team effort, lets get ready, people!" - When 2 or more Marines kill an enemy.

• "That is why you got the I in Chief." - When the Master Chief clears the area of enemies.

• "You do not have the right to wear the beret!" - When the Chief misses a lot of shots.

• "Hey, if you suck, it's your own damn fault." -said after a Marine complains of kill stealing

• "Hey, anyone got earplugs?" - While climbing into the Warthog Gunner seat (He says the same in Halo 3).

• "I can't hold a grudge against you." - If you kill too many Marines and you stop.

• "If my face looked like a squid, I'd be angry, too!" - Taunting an Elite.

• "That'll be one dollar for the first minute, ten cents after that." — When given a bad weapon.

• "Man, I could make a mess with this!" - If given a power weapon.

• "Don't cry, you're gonna make me feel bad." - After killing an enemy.

• "Man, you're shooting like you got a cheat code!" - If you shoot bullets and miss your targets a lot.

• "Next time I need a taxi you're the man to call, Chief!" - Outskirts after you jump something in the Warthog and land safely

• "These Marines look up to you, Chief." - If you kill a Marine.

• "How are you still alive?" - After the Chief misses a lot of shots or kills an ally and injures him.

• "Does the word training mean anything to you?" - When you shoot him.

• "Ew! You make my mother-in-law look pretty!" - When attacking an Elite.

• "Suck it, split-lip!" - Taunting an Elite.

• "Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son." - Said after a Marine shouts "Stupid alien!"

• "Chief...you owe me big time." - If given a bad weapon.

• "You are lucky that breathing is an involuntary reflex." - If the Chief becomes injured.

• "You are VERY lucky breathin' is an involuntary action!" When the chief kills many enemies by himself without grenades.

• "Hey! Mr. Spaghetti!" - Seeing an Elite.

• "Boy, he's so ugly when he cries the tears roll down the back of his ears!" - Upon seeing a Elite.

• "That's fine and all, but you still owe me twen'y bucks." When you kill an enemy that was shooting Stacker.

• "Come on out here so I can Smoke ya!"

• "Oh,We got a Ghost inbound!" self explanatory

• "Alright, this is it, people! Let's rough 'em up!" - When faced with multiple enemies and vehicles, and allied with a group of Marines.

• "Careful, she's a kicker!" - When getting off a warthog turret.

• "Well, if you think you can do better..." - When ordered off a warthog turret after multiple kills.

• "Well, too bad!" Said after a marine shouts "I got shotgun!" as he gets into the shotgun seat before the other Marine.

• "Let the pretty lady in!"- Stacker "You trying to get slapped or kissed?"- Female Marine
• "Does the name Bozo mean anything to you?" - Halo 2.

• "Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I kill you." - Halo 2.

• "Hey, cow chunky!"

• "Hostile! And I mean it!"

• "Hot potato!" when throwing a Grenade.

• "Does the name Bozo mean anything to you?"

• "Holy shit,that was fun,but DAMN!" When the barrel rolls over an ally.

• "NOW WHAT WAS SO HARD ABOUT THAT?!" When the team quickly dispatches multiple enemies.

Halo 3

Note: some of these quotes may require the IWHBYD Skull active to be heard.

• "This is gonna be a nightmare for the hazmat people." - Regarding the Flood infestation of Voi.

• "Hey, Hey, Hey!" - To Master Chief upon entering a Warthog.

• "Once more with feeling, let's go, people." - When engaging a target. A reference to the Halo 2 level High Charity which has a chapter entitled Once More, With Feeling.

• "You split-chin bastard!" - To an Elite.

• "Hey, I heard you fellows taste JUST LIKE CHICKEN!" - taunting Jackals.

• "I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..." - When he accidentally kills a Marine.

• "He's dead." - When a Marine is killed.

• "Hey, you hungry? Here, have some bullets!" - IWHBYD Skull required, on The Ark.

• "Yep, it's really me." - On Floodgate, IWHBYD may be required.

• "You big footed, ugly sucker!" - Taunting a Brute.

• "Get ready to bring out the Elephant Guns!" - The Ark, when facing the Scarab.

• "I'm gonna send you all the way back to Planet Jackass!" - The Storm, when fighting a Scarab after destroying the last Anti-Air Wraith.

• "Don't eat that donut!" - said Crow's Nest with IWHBYD Skull on.

• "I want HOT BARRELS people! POUR IT ON EM!" - When engaging a large group of enemies.

• "What in the hell-?" - When getting shot.

• "Swap 'em for the mag." - When switching weapons with the Chief.

• "Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much." - After the Chief or a Marine gets a grenade kill.

• "This is too much!! Even for a Pete! Aaaaah!" - Said when he takes damage.

• "Ever heard of a fair trade?" - when given a bad weapon

• "Chief can I be your friend?" - When the chief get's multiple kills

• "I don't need bodies, I just need a count." - After all enemies and some Marines are dead.

• "Damn, I look good!" - After getting a lot of kills quickly.

• "Dodge that, ya son of a bitch!" - After finally killing an enemy.

• "Next one who dies gets double duty, have to do my laundry " - When a Marine dies.

• "My mom thought I was gonna be a doctor!" - After killing an enemy.

• "Sir, we have to develop what we call trust." - After the Chief steals his kill.

• "Hey! Where's the morphine?" - When he gets hit by enemy fire.

• "Fall in over here!" - Stacker "Yeah, you got it... Will there be snacks?"- Marine

• "Keep firing! Let's spend some of that taxpayer money!" - When engaging enemies.

• "There is no radio. Quit looking for it and drive!" - When you flip a Warthog, IWHBYD Skull may be required.

• "When you die, I'm gonna be a happy, happy man." - When attacking a Brute.

• "I didn't like him either, but DAMN!" - After you get killed by Marines.

• "Let God sort 'em out!" - Engaging enemies.

• "Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" - If the Master Chief/Arbiter and all surrounding allies are inactive for a while.

• "That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks." - When given a good weapon.

• "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." - When a Marine taunts an enemy.

• "Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!" - Taunting a Brute.

• "Chief, you're freaking me out." - If you stare at Stacker for a while.

• "Pour it on, Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!" - Engaging enemies.

• "Oh, crap!" - When stuck by a Grenade.

• "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

• "You're breathing, you had me worried." - If the Chief becomes injured.

• "Nice pause but the world ain't gonna save itself." - If the Chief stares at him.

• "A plan is a beautiful thing when it works. This is a beautiful thing." - After area is cleared.

• "According to the manual, you're a dumb ass!" - Taunting an enemy.

• "Damn, that hurts! Oh crap..." - When stuck by a Spike Grenade.

• "French fried ugly! Favorite dish!" - After killing an enemy.

• "Hey there, blue bastard! You're gonna die!"

• "I'm gonna carve a lucky charm outta you, meat head!"

• "Hey, Mr. Latrine - is that a toilet on your back?"

• "Hey, Chewie! Your about to be turned into a foot rest!"

• "I'm gonna crack you open and put you on a pile of pasta!"

• "17B! Bingo!"

• "You're a thing named Blue, how do you do? Now you're gonna die!" (note this is a reference to Johnny Cash's song "A Boy Named Sue")

• "Alright, lets see what the big A can do." - said when spotting the Arbiter.

• "That's okay, ten-for-one!" - said when Marine laments over a dead ally.

• "Belay that, Marine!" - When other Marine says that they'll try to lure out an enemy.

• "Heeeeey, Calamari!" - said to Elite during a fight.

• "Give 'em help, people!"

• "I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm gonna kill ya'!" - Halo 3, IWHBYD required.

• "You're gonna look like a splat on my wind shield, big blue!"

• "I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it where the sun don't shine!" IWHBYD required.

• "Boy, the uglier they are, the harder they fall!" IWHBYD possibly needed.

• "Get it off! Someone get it off!" - when a Plasma Grenade or Infection Form attaches to him.

• "I'm sorry, did you really need to be that bad?!" when you shoot him.

• "I do not like the idea of dying, just so you know." possibly IWHBYD needed.

• "Wow, it's not even my birthday!" when given a good weapon, IWHBYD needed.

• "Hey, if you ever want this back...too bad!" when given a good weapon.

• "We have an uninvited Wraith coming in for breakfast!" IWHBYD needed.

• "Don't worry, there'll be more." - when all the enemies are dead.

• "This is not where the American idles!" IWHBYD needed.

• "I just love getting up every morning and kicking ass."

• "Remember me, from New Mombasa?" if you stare at him for a while.

• "All the things left back there is a shortcut to Hell!"

• "This is what we paid for, lets get ready, people!"

• "Move on through, Marines!" - Order given by him.

• "Men, you make me proud." - Halo: Combat Evolved, when all the enemies are dead.

• "Hey - ho! Well done, Marines!"

• "Woo, leave room for daddy." - When getting in a Warthog.

• "I'm gonna cut you open and spill you in the dirt."

• "Aw, it's gone crazy! Kill it, kill it, kill it!" When a Brute goes berserk.

• "Well thanks for the help, but I didn't need it." when you steal one of his kills.

• "All right, let's drive it like you stole it." when boarding a Warthog.

• "Drive her like she's got a trunk full 'o moonshine." When boarding a Warthog, IWHBYD needed. Reference to The Dukes of Hazzard in which a part time job for the Duke boys is to deliver Moonshine for their Uncle Jesse and conceal it in the trunk

• "Shoot me!" When getting infected.

• "Well, lets see what you got, Mister A." When he sees the Arbiter.

• "You know, I could've stayed home today" If he's getting severely injured.

• "Holy crap! You hit him in the mind!" when you melee an enemy, IWHBYD needed.

• "I'm gonna rip you into itty-bitty pieces!" when he sees an enemy, IWHBYD needed.

• "That ain't a puppy, Marine" - referencing a Brute to a Marine.

• Are you familiar with the term; "Rode it like a rented mule"? When the Chief drives badly.

• "You know that thing on the left? IT'S A BRAKE!" If the Chief drives a Warthog badly.

• "Damn, you sure you got a liscense?" when you drive badly, also said in Halo 2. IWHBYD possibly needed.