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|content=[[File:Superintendant Avatar by vzerby.gif|20px]] Welcome to JackVibe's Userpage. | |content=[[File:Superintendant Avatar by vzerby.gif|20px]] Welcome to JackVibe's Userpage. Thank you for visiting, Halopedian. [[Special:Mypage|You]] have been cleared for access. A representative from JackVibe will meet you shortly. | ||
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<option>{{Quote|Hey Grif, chupathingy! How about that? I like it, it's got a ring to it.|Staff Sergeant [[rvb:Sarge|Sarge]]}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|Hey Grif, chupathingy! How about that? I like it, it's got a ring to it.|Staff Sergeant [[rvb:Sarge|Sarge]]}}</option> | ||
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<option>{{Quote|no=two|Freelancer Command PA|Agent Washington|q1=Thank you, failsafe initiated. Activating [[Electromagnetic pulse|Emp]].|q2=Emp? You have got to be fucking kidd-|[[rvb:Washington|Agent Washington]] activating the failsafe EMP in the Freelancer Program Command}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|no=two|Freelancer Command PA|Agent Washington|q1=Thank you, failsafe initiated. Activating [[Electromagnetic pulse|Emp]].|q2=Emp? You have got to be fucking kidd-|[[rvb:Washington|Agent Washington]] activating the failsafe EMP in the Freelancer Program Command}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|Here, let me give [[Kig-yar Sniper|him]] my [[SRS99C-S2 AM sniper rifle#SRS99C-S2 AMB|'Welcome to Earth' gift basket]].|[[Fones]]}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|Here, let me give [[Kig-yar Sniper|him]] my [[SRS99C-S2 AM sniper rifle#SRS99C-S2 AMB|'Welcome to Earth' gift basket]].|[[Fones]]}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|no=three|Gravemind|John-117|Thel 'Vadamee|q1= | <option>{{Quote|no=three|Gravemind|John-117|Thel 'Vadamee|q1=[[San 'Shyuum|Your Prophets]] have [[Writ of Union|promised you freedom]] from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on [[Installation 05|this ring]]. [[Forerunner|Those who built this place]] knew [[Great Purification|what they wrought]]. Do not mistake [[Conservation Measure|their intent]], or [[Sentience|all]] will perish as they did before.|q2=This thing is right. Halo is a weapon. Your Prophets are making [[Covenant religion|a big mistake]].|q3=Your ignorance [[Battle of Installation 04|already destroyed]] [[Installation 04|one]] of the [[Halo Array|sacred rings]], [[Demon]]. It shall not harm another.|[[Gravemind]] and [[John-117]] persuading [[Thel 'Vadam]]ee of Halo's true purpose}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|We've all played through the Halo games the way they were intended to play, right? Shoot this enemy, shoot that one, push this button, drive this vehicle, escort this person, and ninja that one. Jump, skip, hop, and make your way to saving the galaxy from the [[Covenant]], the [[Flood]], and the looming threat of the [[Halo Array]]. Maybe you did this more than once. Heck, maybe you just did this last weekend.|[[Jeremy Patenaude|Jeremy "Vociferous" Patenaude]]}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|We've all played through the Halo games the way they were intended to play, right? Shoot this enemy, shoot that one, push this button, drive this vehicle, escort this person, and ninja that one. Jump, skip, hop, and make your way to saving the galaxy from the [[Covenant]], the [[Flood]], and the looming threat of the [[Halo Array]]. Maybe you did this more than once. Heck, maybe you just did this last weekend.|[[Jeremy Patenaude|Jeremy "Vociferous" Patenaude]]}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|no=two|Jun-A266|Emile-A239|q1=Well, it's pointing us a click and a half east and two thousand feet underground.|q2=And I didn't bring my shovel, Commander.|[[Jun-A266]] and [[Emile-A239]] to [[Carter-A259]] regarding their revised coordinates}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|no=two|Jun-A266|Emile-A239|q1=Well, it's pointing us a click and a half east and two thousand feet underground.|q2=And I didn't bring my shovel, Commander.|[[Jun-A266]] and [[Emile-A239]] to [[Carter-A259]] regarding their revised coordinates}}</option> | ||
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<option>{{Quote|When I joined [[UNSC Marine Corps|the Corps]], we didn't have [[M808B Scorpion|any fancy-shmancy tanks]]. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|When I joined [[UNSC Marine Corps|the Corps]], we didn't have [[M808B Scorpion|any fancy-shmancy tanks]]. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon - and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you're one very lucky Marine!|Sergeant Major Avery Johnson}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|no=three|Martin O'Donnell|Austin Wintory|Martin O'Donnell|q1=At this point, all I knew was like, there was [[M12 Chaingun Warthog|this cool Warthog]] you could drive around, that had, you know, an inverse kinematic — whatever it is called — physics thing that made the antenna in the back wobble in a cool way... and there was [[M41 SPNKR|some sort of rocket launcher that was cool]]. That's all I knew. We didn't have a story, we didn't have [[John-117|Master Chief]].|q2='''Screams''' Gregorian chant! Wobbling antenna...|q3=Exactly!|Martin O'Donnell explaining the origins of the [[Halo Theme]] during an episode of Game Makers Notebook 2020.}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|no=three|Martin O'Donnell|Austin Wintory|Martin O'Donnell|q1=At this point, all I knew was like, there was [[M12 Chaingun Warthog|this cool Warthog]] you could drive around, that had, you know, an inverse kinematic — whatever it is called — physics thing that made the antenna in the back wobble in a cool way... and there was [[M41 SPNKR|some sort of rocket launcher that was cool]]. That's all I knew. We didn't have a story, we didn't have [[John-117|Master Chief]].|q2='''Screams''' Gregorian chant! Wobbling antenna...|q3=Exactly!|Martin O'Donnell explaining the origins of the [[Halo Theme]] during an episode of Game Makers Notebook 2020.}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|The crime for which [[John-117|Mr Chuffy]] is being hunted is [[Hunt the Truth|so completely fucking weak]] that [[Unconfirmed|the two parties can barely summon the effort to be cross at each other | <option>{{Quote|The crime for which [[John-117|Mr Chuffy]] is being hunted is [[Hunt the Truth|so completely fucking weak]] that [[Unconfirmed|the two parties can barely summon the effort to be cross at each other]] When they do meet two of them have a token punch up about midway through that has more the air of two blind people trying to politely get past each other in a crowded restaurant It might have helped if it had been playable but Halo 5s attitude seems to be that nothing ruins an action sequence faster than players [[Halo 5: Guardians|The game]] opens with the four members of [[Fireteam Osiris|the B team]] having [[Osiris (level)|a huge spectacular punch up in a warzone]] at which point I went Holy wow look at that the stain on the wall behind my TV is exactly the same shape as New Caledonia If only this overblown footage of people I dont know fighting [[Jul 'Mdama's Covenant|other people I don’t know]] for [[Catherine Halsey|reasons unexplained]] could be as interesting After all I know the backstory for that stain it was left by an errant jet of spunk after I watched Free Willy for the first time And after this brief sequence of pointless spectacle almost all the storytelling is done with [[Blue Team (level)|two]] [[Glassed|sentence]] [[Unconfirmed|dialogue]] [[Evacuation|exchanges]] [[Reunion|barked]] [[Swords of Sanghelios (level)|out]] [[Enemy Lines|in]] [[Battle of Sunaion (level)|between]] [[Genesis (level)|samey]] [[The Breaking|combat]] [[Guardians (level)|arenas]] Hey [[Holly Tanaka|third finger puppet]] heres a quiet moment you may now flesh out [[Halo: Escalation|your backstory]] in a maximum of ten words Errmm.. I worked for six months as a seal clubber and then Im all like What Sorry I wasnt paying attention Post action sequence probably isnt the best time to have important exposition cause my minds in recovery mode and Im trying to chug this Gatorade.|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo 5: Guardians'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | ||
<option>{{Quote|But frankly I stopped caring about ten missions into [[Halo Wars]] campaign You see [[Shield World (level)|I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units]] After several arduous battles Id ruined the [[Flood|enemys shit]] found the final group and sent them off to base via a path Id completely cleared on the way there But at a point when the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the unit disappeared. We lost contact went [[John Forge|a character]] Bull Fucking Shit All possible threats were dead We didnt lose contact I was looking at them They were right fucking there We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other What the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out Do their Battle Royale collars explode They all lose honour and disembowel themselves What And just to put the cherry on it you know who they were [[UNSC Marine Corps|Absolutely bloody no-one]] Generic faceless pricks of the sort Id [[UNSC Barracks|vat-grown about fifty of that day alone]] But we didnt make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world Fuck that|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo Wars'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | <option>{{Quote|But frankly I stopped caring about ten missions into [[Halo Wars]] campaign You see [[Shield World (level)|I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units]] After several arduous battles Id ruined the [[Flood|enemys shit]] found the final group and sent them off to base via a path Id completely cleared on the way there But at a point when the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the unit disappeared. We lost contact went [[John Forge|a character]] Bull Fucking Shit All possible threats were dead We didnt lose contact I was looking at them They were right fucking there We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other What the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out Do their Battle Royale collars explode They all lose honour and disembowel themselves What And just to put the cherry on it you know who they were [[UNSC Marine Corps|Absolutely bloody no-one]] Generic faceless pricks of the sort Id [[UNSC Barracks|vat-grown about fifty of that day alone]] But we didnt make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world Fuck that|Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on ''Halo Wars'' in "Zero Punctuation".}}</option> | ||
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==About Me== | ==About Me== | ||
Hello world! I am JackVibe (formerly Spartan331) and I have been part of Halopedia since September 2009. On Halopedia, I mainly clean up | Hello world! I am JackVibe (formerly Spartan331) and I have been part of Halopedia since September 2009. On Halopedia, I mainly deal with real-world articles. I also do a lot of clean up and transcriptions. I've been a fan of the ''Halo'' universe since 2006, and continue to appreciate the storytelling present in the franchise. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. | ||
==To Do List== | |||
#'''Soundtrack Articles Revamp''' | #'''[[Halopedia:Projects/Soundtrack project]]''' | ||
#'''Soundtrack project: Soundtrack Articles Revamp''' | |||
##''Halo: Combat Evolved'' {{Done}} | ##''Halo: Combat Evolved'' {{Done}} | ||
##''Halo 2'' {{Done}} | ##''Halo 2'' {{Done}} | ||
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##''Halo 3: ODST'' {{Done}} | ##''Halo 3: ODST'' {{Done}} | ||
##''Halo: Reach'' {{Done}} | ##''Halo: Reach'' {{Done}} | ||
##''Halo Wars'' | ##''Halo Wars'' {{Done}} | ||
##''Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary'' {{Done}} | |||
##''Halo 4'' | ##''Halo 4'' ([[User:JackVibe/Sandbox|Notes]]) ('''Ongoing''') | ||
##''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn'' | |||
##''Halo 2: Anniversary'' | ##''Halo 2: Anniversary'' | ||
# | ##''Halo Wars 2'' | ||
#Track down CEA concept art that doubled as preview images in campaign menu | #Track down CEA concept art that doubled as preview images in campaign menu | ||
##Halo (Beam emitter in the valley) | ##Halo (Beam emitter in the valley) | ||
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##The Maw (PoA dipped from the cliff) | ##The Maw (PoA dipped from the cliff) | ||
==Signatures== | |||
#—S331 | #—S331 | ||
#—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span><sub>Talk • Contributions</sub> | #—<span style="color:silver;">S331</span><sub>Talk • Contributions</sub> | ||
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===List of uploaded images=== | ===List of uploaded images=== | ||
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# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/3|List of "seven" references in the ''Halo'' series]] {{Done}} | # [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/3|List of "seven" references in the ''Halo'' series]] {{Done}} | ||
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/4|''Halo Wars'']] {{Done}} | # [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/4|''Halo Wars'']] {{Done}} | ||
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/5|''Red vs. Blue'']] | # [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/5|''Red vs. Blue'']] {{Done}} | ||
# [[User:JackVibe/Drafts/6|Music of ''Halo: Combat Evolved'' soundtrack]] {{Done}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 09:57, September 9, 2022
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About MeHello world! I am JackVibe (formerly Spartan331) and I have been part of Halopedia since September 2009. On Halopedia, I mainly deal with real-world articles. I also do a lot of clean up and transcriptions. I've been a fan of the Halo universe since 2006, and continue to appreciate the storytelling present in the franchise. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me. To Do List
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Contributions to HalopediaList of created pages
List of uploaded images
List of drafts
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