Going Nowhere Fast

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Going Nowhere Fast

Going Nowhere Fast is an achievement in Halo: The Master Chief Collection. It is unlocked by beating the par times on all Halo 2: Anniversary levels. The achievement is worth 20 Gamerscore and can be unlocked on any difficulty.

Par Times
Level Achievement Par Time
Cairo Station Don't Hangar Around 15:00
Outskirts Rooftop Runner 15:00
Metropolis Speeding Ticket 15:00
The Arbiter YOLO Strats 15:00
The Oracle Reed the Strategy 25:00
Delta Halo So You Don't Want the Tank? 15:00
Regret I Regret Nothing 15:00
Sacred Icon Terminal Velocity 15:00
Quarantine Zone Hot Zone 15:00
Gravemind Force of Will 20:00
Uprising No Man's Land 15:00
High Charity Feeling Charitable 15:00
The Great Journey Are We There Yet? 15:00


The name of the achievement is a reference to the Halo speedrunning community, which is commonly regarded to have been founded in 2004 when fansite held a speedrunning competition entitled "Going Nowhere Fast." The Halo speedrunning community experienced a rebirth in 2014 with the inclusion of Halo in popular speedrunning marathon Awesome Games Done Quick, and several achievements within MCC are named after Halo speedrunners.