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I doubt that very much.
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- "But frankly I stopped caring about ten missions into Halo Wars campaign You see I was given a time limit to take down three enemy placements in order to rescue a bunch of trapped units After several arduous battles Id ruined the enemys shit found the final group and sent them off to base via a path Id completely cleared on the way there But at a point when the base could almost certainly see them without a telescope I ran out of time and the unit disappeared. We lost contact went a character Bull Fucking Shit All possible threats were dead We didnt lose contact I was looking at them They were right fucking there We were close enough to communicate by waggling our eyebrows at each other What the fuck happens when the stupid arbitrary time limit runs out Do their Battle Royale collars explode They all lose honour and disembowel themselves What And just to put the cherry on it you know who they were Absolutely bloody no-one Generic faceless pricks of the sort Id vat-grown about fifty of that day alone But we didnt make it in time so they were gonna make me do the whole fucking mission again As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda in the world Fuck that"
- — Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw on Halo Wars in "Zero Punctuation".
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