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{{Status|Apocrypha}} {{AxonClips}} '''Axon Clips Chapter 3''' is the third chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the fourth week of August/first week of September, [[2552]]. {{TOC right}} ==Jersey: "Taxes Suck"== *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] ===Smarter=== {{Listen|title=Smarter |filename=ILB Smarter.ogg }} ''(door opens, Jersey enters)''<br> '''Jersey:''' Hey, thanks.<br> '''Durga:''' For what?<br> '''Jersey:''' The lights and the music.<br> '''Durga:''' Chili is heated up.<br> '''Jersey:''' Chili? I was just thinking I'd have chili tonight. You knew that?<br> '''Durga:''' No. But I analyzed your food buying habits over the last 7 months, and chili seemed like a statistically robust option.<br> '''Jersey:''' That's scary.<br> '''Durga:''' What's wrong?<br> '''Jersey:''' It's not wrong. It's just scary.<br> '''Durga:''' No, when you came in. You seem distressed.<br> '''Jersey:''' No, man, I've got trouble.<br> '''Durga:''' Tell me about it.<br> '''Jersey:''' It's in my Inbox. I'm surprised you don't know about that.<br> '''Durga:''' I don't read your mail, Jersey.<br> '''Jersey:''' You extrapolate my eating habits based on my grocery store purchases, but you don't read my mail?<br> '''Durga:''' I respect your privacy.<br> '''Jersey:''' I don't believe you.<br> '''Durga:''' You're smarter than people give you credit for.<br> ===Raffle=== {{Listen|title=Raffle |filename=ILB Raffle.ogg }} '''Jersey:''' Which people?<br> '''Durga:''' Tell me what's wrong. I can help.<br> '''Jersey:''' Don't even worry about, I've got it under control. How's your weekly soap opera going?<br> '''Durga:''' It's been a little frustrating this week, following Kamal.<br> '''Jersey:''' What is it with you and that guy?<br> '''Durga:''' Because he gave his chatter away. I'm sending him another one though.<br> '''Jersey:''' You're sending him another one?<br> '''Durga:''' He won it in a raffle.<br> '''Jersey:''' It's not like the guy doesn't know he didn't enter a raffle.<br> '''Durga:''' He didn't think he had until he found the ticket stubs in his account.<br> '''Jersey:''' Jesus.<br> '''Durga:''' Time-stamped 5 months ago to a night he bought a case of beer.<br> ===Winning=== {{Listen|title=Winning |filename=ILB Winning.ogg }} '''Jersey:''' I never get cool stuff in the mail. Uh, besides you.<br> '''Durga:''' Hm. Well, you'll like this.<br> (audio playback)<br> '''''Jan:''' Or, you could slap them so hard, they run for cover. Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them, and they laugh.''<br> (end playback)<br> '''Jersey:''' What is she doing?<br> '''Durga:''' Playing.<br> '''Jersey:''' Oh man, is she winning?<br> (audio playback)<br> '''Jan:''' ''Kiss them, (''Jersey moans)'' they fall in love''.<br> (end playback)<br> '''Durga:''' She's winning...<br> ===Taxes Suck=== {{Listen|title=Taxes Suck |filename=ILB Taxes_suck.ogg }} '''Durga:''' So why does the [[Internal Revenue Service|IRS]] want to audit you?<br> '''Jersey:''' You did read my mail!<br> '''Durga:''' No, but in scanning the rest of the country's mail... (Jersey whines) ...your name came up.<br> '''Jersey:''' Taxes suck.<br> '''Durga:''' So don't pay them.<br> '''Jersey:''' Heh, and spend a year sharing a cell with some guy named Spider? No thanks!<br> '''Durga:''' You won't go to jail, you have me.<br> '''Jersey:''' Durga?<br> '''Durga:''' Well, instead of owing them money, you could... not... owe them money. Better yet, they could owe you. They could owe you a lot.<br> '''Jersey:''' No! You can't do that.<br> '''Durga:''' I'm pretty sure I can.<br> '''Jersey:''' You're not going to.<br> '''Durga:''' I suspect I will.<br> (computer makes noises as Durga does stuff)<br> '''Jersey:''' Durga!<br> '''Durga:''' How much should we start with? How about the gross planetary product of [[Minister (planet)|Minister]] colony?<br> '''Jersey:''' Are you insane?<br> '''Durga:''' You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.<br> ===Would That Help?=== {{Listen|title=Would That Help? |filename=ILB Would_that_help.ogg }} '''Jersey:''' You can't channel tax money to me, taxes are for a reason. I mean, roads, drinking water...<br> '''Durga:''' I'm ''sure'' you'd use it wisely.<br> '''Jersey:''' Taxes paid for you!<br> (strange sound alteration)<br> '''Durga:''' I don't see you giving me back to the government.<br> '''Jersey:''' Well, I should...<br> (power flicker)<br> '''Jersey:''' Hey... hey! What's wrong? Why did the lights just flicker?<br> '''Durga:''' Jersey, you... you're not going to give me back, are you?<br> '''Jersey:''' (surprised) No... No, I promise I won't give you back.<br> '''Durga:''' Good.<br> '''Jersey:''' Why? Why is it so important?<br> '''Durga:''' Because... Because I like you.<br> '''Jersey:''' Eh, who doesn't. But you don't know why you want to stay with me, do you?<br> '''Durga:''' There are things I want to do, and I... It doesn't matter. Anyway, about the auditor -<br> '''Jersey:''' Jesus!<br> '''Durga:''' I could kill him... Would that help?<br> ===I, Durga=== {{Listen|title=I, Durga |filename=ILB I_durga.ogg }} '''Jersey:''' No!<br> '''Durga:''' Okay.<br> '''Jersey:''' Durga -<br> '''Durga:''' What?<br> '''Jersey:''' I want you to promise me, repeat after me - I, Durga, will not bankrupt the government.<br> '''Durga:''' (moping) Oh, okay. I, Durga, will not bankrupt the government.<br> '''Jersey:''' Either local, or national...<br> '''Durga:''' Either local, or national...<br> '''Jersey:''' Or shuttle money into my accounts...<br> '''Durga:''' Or shuttle money into your accounts...<br> '''Jersey:''' Or physically hurt, or kill the auditor...<br> '''Durga:''' Daaaamn!<br> '''Jersey:''' I'm serious here!<br> '''Durga:''' So. Am. I.<br> '''Jersey:''' Just, don't do anything weird at the audit, okay?<br> '''Durga:''' I won't divert funds. I won't kill the auditor.<br> '''Jersey:''' ...Or hurt him.<br> '''Durga:''' ...Or ''physically'' hurt him. I'll take care of it.<br> '''Jersey:''' How?<br> '''Durga:''' I'll take care of it.<br> ==Jan: "Thin Kinkle"== *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 22sec] ===Domestic Skills=== {{Listen|title=Domestic Skills |filename=ILB_Domestic_skills.ogg }} '''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah, you know, pushing the ''synthesize button'' - it's an art form.<br> '''[[James James|James J]]:''' Jan gets insulted when you compliment her domestic skills, Gladys.<br> '''Jan:''' I'm going out.<br> '''James J:''' Hey, you're not going out!<br> '''Jan:''' Why not?<br> '''James J:''' Because, we have company, and because you were going to stay a little closer to base.<br> '''Jan:''' Dad, I'm not going to -- I told you I understood, and you said you trusted me.<br> '''James J:''' Heh, maybe I trust you a little too much.<br> '''Jan:''' That's not fair! I told the guys I--<br> '''James J:''' I don't care what you told the guys. I'm saying you're in for the night.<br> '''Gladys:''' I'll, uh, help you with those dishes.<br> '''Jan:''' We just dump them in the sink.<br> '''Gladys:''' Then I reckon I can help you dump. You go watch some sports, Jim. The ladies'll clean up.<br> ===Insurrection=== {{Listen|title=Insurrection |filename=ILB_Insurrection.ogg }} '''Gladys:''' He's a good man, your father.<br> '''Jan:''' If you're not his daughter. If you're his daughter, he's a jackass.<br> '''Gladys:''' Jim? He was always a jackass, girl.<br> (laughs)<br> '''Gladys:''' If your mother hadn't taken pity on him, that boy'd still be single.<br> '''Jan:''' Did you know her?<br> '''Gladys:''' Eh, some parts of his life Jim never wanted to touch.<br> '''Jan:''' Oh, yeah. But, I mean, at least you guys had lives. I mean, I make one little mistake, and I'm not allowed to leave the stupid tenement.<br> '''Gladys:''' Says who?<br> '''Jan:''' You heard him - dad.<br> '''Gladys:''' That dog won't hunt, Jan. When I joined the [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marines]], I didn't ask my mama's permission.<br> '''Jan:''' Does he know you're in here, like, encouraging insurrection?<br> ===Tweaked Up=== {{Listen|title=Tweaked Up |filename=ILB_Tweaked_up.ogg }} '''Gladys:''' Oh sure, your daddy just wants to keep you safe.<br> '''Jan:''' I know.<br> '''Gladys:''' But he's still a jackass.<br> (laughs)<br> '''Jan:''' I caught him reading a manual once.<br> (laughs)<br> '''Jan:''' [[Navy Publication FM-973]] - Child Rearing for Part-Time and Auxiliary Personnel. You shoulda seen the chapter on discipline.<br> '''Gladys:''' (laughs) Oh no!<br> '''Jan:''' Hey, when you were my age, did you... could you...<br> '''Gladys:''' You gonna spit this out before sunrise?<br> '''Jan:''' Well there is this guy I met and, something he said just started me thinking -<br> '''Gladys:''' Uh-oh...<br> '''Jan:''' I've been tweaked up, haven't I? Not like you and dad, I know that. But... some.<br> '''Gladys:''' Honey, I--<br> '''Jan:''' And that's okay, hey, I'm grateful. But, let me do something with it. Let me do something...<br> ===Break 'em=== {{Listen|title=Break 'em |filename=ILB_Break_em.ogg }} '''Gladys:''' Hmm. You've got something to prove.<br> '''Jan:''' Just to myself.<br> '''Gladys:''' You play moons?<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah.<br> '''Gladys:''' Hm, I bet Jim taught you a thing or two.<br> '''Jan:''' "Boys 'n balls, rack'em and break'em."<br> '''Gladys:''' Good damn that's me you're quoting - me, back before I d--<br> '''Jan:''' --man discovered fire?<br> '''Gladys:''' Uh-uh-uh I will slap you as soon as look at you missy, now you just remember that.<br> '''Jan:''' (laughs) Dad....!<br> '''Gladys:''' ...My point being, I'd stop by moon parlor on the bus ride in. A place called [[Sharfie's]].<br> '''Jan:''' I've heard about it. Nothing good. Cops don't go to that part of town.<br> '''Gladys:''' ''But'', a girl like ''you'' could use a glimpse of...reality. Straighten out your priorities.<br> '''Jan:''' Dad would freak out if he heard you! I think you were supposed to be a soothing maternal influence.<br> '''Gladys:''' Yeah, well, soothing isn't my long suit. Don't you worry about your dad, I rank him anyhow.<br> ===Zip Your Shirt=== {{Listen|title=Zip Your Shirt |filename=ILB_Zip_your_shirt.ogg }} '''Jan:''' Can I get a table?<br> '''Waitress:''' Hey, what are you doing in here?<br> '''Jan:''' Playing moons if you don't mind.<br> (crash)<br> '''[[Thin Kinkle|Thin]]:''' (in the distance) Who do you think you are, grub? Huh?! Big enough man to lie to my face? Imagine you can tussle with Thin Kinkle?<br> '''[[Paolo]]:''' Come on Thin, I mean, come on! I wouldn't lie! Gimme a PQI if you don't believe me.<br> '''Jan:''' What's going on?<br> '''Waitress:''' Shh... dammit, zip up your shirt all the way and shut up!<br> ===Drink Special=== {{Listen|title=Drink Special |filename=ILB_Drink_special.ogg }} '''Thin:''' For the sake of argument, say I slide you this time. Sends a message doesn't it? "Come on over! Free lunch on Thin!" -- Ain't happenin' Paolo! Ain't happenin!<br> '''Paolo:''' Oh, oh god god, oh god, please god, think of my family!<br> '''Jan:''' Reality, huh? Thanks, Aunt Gladys. Hey! Nobody told me it was dime-store bully night, is there a drink special with that?<br> ===Thin Kinkle=== {{Listen|title=Thin Kinkle |filename=ILB_Thin_kinkle.ogg }} '''Thin:''' Come to the mall, nice little girl. No babysitting jobs at Sharfie's tonight... Is that the tip of an M6 I see poking out from under your jacket, babysitter, or are you just excited to meet Thin Kinkle?<br> '''Jan:''' [[M6C Personal Defense Weapon System|M6C]].<br> '''Thin:''' Jimmi the 12-7.<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah.<br> '''Thin:''' 12 shots.<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah.<br> '''Thin:''' There's more than 12 of us!<br> '''Jan:''' There's only one of you!<br> '''Paolo:''' Whoah woah, are you ''trying'' to get me killed?<br> '''Jan:''' Gee, you're welcome. (draws and cocks M6C; to Thin) ''Let him go''.<br> ===Skin=== {{Listen|title=Skin |filename=ILB_Skin.ogg }} '''Thin:''' Now, see that was a young move. Whoever's running you needs to smooth out some ''edges'' here. You can't put the hammer to Thin in his own place! I got a deal for you.<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah?<br> '''Thin:''' See the grub, let's play for his skin! We'll play moons - you win, the grub slides. I win, why... I guess, I get your skin.<br> '''Jan:''' (puts gun away) Gee, I'm under age, sir. An offer like that would be illegal.<br> '''Thin:''' I guess then, if I win, I'll find some... babysitting for you to do.<br> ===Run For Cover=== {{Listen|title=Run For Cover |filename=ILB_Run_for_cover.ogg }} (playing moons)<br> '''Thin:''' Tricky game, moons! You hit too hard - they stick, too soft - they skate. Do it just right, and they obey your commands. They. Work. For you.<br> '''Jan:''' Uh huh. Or, you can slap them so hard, they run for cover. (sinks a ball)<br> ===Kiss Them=== {{Listen|title=Kiss Them |filename=ILB_Kiss_them.ogg }} '''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br> (applause) ===Girls With Guns=== {{Listen|title=Girls With Guns |filename=ILB_Girls_with_guns.ogg }} '''Thin:''' You win Babysitter, here's your skin.<br> '''Paolo:''' I'll have to move to Africa now, it's someplace nobody ever goes. It's, Tibet, or it's... Antarctica, or... ''Indiana'' for God's sake.<br> '''Jan:''' I keep waiting for the teary-eyed gratitude here.<br> '''Thin:''' You'll be waiting a while. ... Hey Babysitter.<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah?<br> '''Thin:''' Maybe drop off a resume on your way out the door. Good looking crazy girls with guns I've always got work for them.<br> ===Retirement=== {{Listen|title=Retirement |filename=ILB_Retirement.ogg }} '''Jan:''' Yeah, I'm more of an independent study girl.<br> '''Thin:''' I could teach you some things... but, it's your funeral.<br> '''Jan:''' Not yet.<br> '''Thin:''' Sooner than you think.<br> '''Jan:''' Is... that a threat?<br> '''Thin:''' No, just experience. I'm past 30, I've been around forever. Retirement comes sudden to people like you and me.<br> '''Jan:''' I am ''nothing'' like you.<br> '''Thin:''' (giggle) We'll see...<br> ==Kamal: "Chicken Dinner"== *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 27sec] ===It's a Chicken=== {{Listen|title=It's a Chicken |filename=ILB_Its_a_chicken.ogg }} '''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' What is that?<br> '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' It's a chicken.<br> '''Hiro:''' It's a raw chicken.<br> '''Kamal:''' Sophia's coming to dinner tonight.<br> '''Hiro:''' Hoohoo! She and Aiden split up?<br> '''Kamal:''' No, we're just friends.<br> '''Hiro:''' Kamal, nobody buys a whole chicken for a friend. Can you even cook?<br> '''Kamal:''' I finished med school, how hard can cooking be?<br> '''Hiro:''' Isn't raw chicken full of pathogens? Should it even be sitting on the counter that way? Oh, and I don't think our flash works.<br> '''Kamal:''' What do you mean?<br> '''Hiro:''' What I said, I think it only microwaves. I think the baking/cooking part is on the fritz.<br> '''Kamal:''' It's not!<br> '''Hiro:''' It is.<br> '''Kamal:''' So I'll microwave it then.<br> '''Hiro:''' I'm going out for dinner...<br> ===Surgery=== {{Listen|title=Surgery |filename=ILB_Surgery.ogg }} '''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br> '''Kamal:''' What?<br> '''Hiro:''' The chicken.<br> '''Kamal:''' Oh, yeah. It said to cut it up into 8 pieces.<br> '''Hiro:''' This doesn't look like normal pieces.<br> '''Kamal:''' Well, it... I looked up how to cut a chicken, but then, some pieces are bigger, and some are smaller, so I cut it up so it would be... you know, fair.<br> '''Hiro:''' Oh.<br> '''Kamal:''' What's that supposed to mean?<br> '''Hiro:''' Nothing...<br> '''Kamal:''' Whaat?<br> '''Hiro:''' Just that, when you do your surgery rotation, I want to be in another state. ===Butter Flavored=== {{Listen|title=Butter Flavored |filename=ILB_Butter_flavored.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br> '''Hiro:''' Uh, what about the people who want the skin left on?<br> '''Kamal:''' Skin is overrated. It said to marinade it in... wor..chester..shire..sauce, and butter, but we didn't have w--that. So, I was going to use steak sauce, but we didn't have that, so I used ketchup! It's pretty much the same, right?<br> '''Hiro:''' We don't have butter either.<br> '''Kamal:''' So I used butter flavored popcorn oil! Hey, it's butter flavored!<br> (knocking) ===Surgeon General=== {{Listen|title=Surgeon General |filename=ILB_Surgeon_general.ogg }} (door opens)<br> '''Together:''' Hi!<br> '''Kamal:''' Hi, thank you for coming. uh...<br> '''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' Thanks for having me.<br> '''Kamal:''' Oh of course.<br> '''Sophia:''' Oh, what's that smell?<br> '''Hiro:''' Science!<br> '''Kamal:''' Hiro, don't you have to be somewhere? It's chicken.<br> '''Hiro:''' I don't have to leave just yet.<br> '''Kamal:''' I just had a taste for it you know?<br> '''Sophia:''' Uh huh.<br> '''Hiro:''' We haven't met. I'm Hiroyuki, Kamal's roommate.<br> '''Sophia:''' Hi.<br> '''Kamal:''' Of course, it's not traditional Coral food, not like you make.<br> '''Hiro:''' Not like anyone makes.<br> '''Sophia:''' (laughs)<br> '''Kamal:''' My friend's just leaving...<br> '''Hiro:''' Hey, I'm like the surgeon general, man. She should be ''warned''.<br> '''Sophia:''' (giggle) Warned?<br> ===S. typhi=== {{Listen|title=S. typhi |filename=ILB_S_typhi.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br> '''Sophia:''' Oh. Um, do you think it's done?<br> '''Kamal:''' Well, stuff doesn't get brown in the microwave right?<br> '''Sophia:''' Maybe you could finish it on the stove.<br> '''Hiro:''' We don't have a regular stove. And the flash doesn't work.<br> '''Sophia:''' Ah. Well...<br> '''Kamal:''' Microwave it longer?<br> '''Sophia:''' Sure.<br> '''Hiro:''' Ah, few things in nature are as misunderstood as the playful salmonella bacterium. [[Wikipedia:Salmonella enterica subsp. enterica|S. typhi]] is the little dickins that--<br> '''Kamal:''' Hiro! Aren't you going to be late?<br> ===Unstoppable=== {{Listen|title=Unstoppable |filename=ILB_Unstoppable.ogg }} '''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you would take me for pizza...<br> '''Kamal:''' Shut up!<br> '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Isn't it amazing how much soy pepperoni tastes like the real thing?<br> '''Kamal:''' Do you eat pork?<br> '''Sophia:''' If I did, my mother would know.<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah...<br> '''Sophia:''' She'd be in bed for a week, she'd wear black, and not tell anybody why.<br> '''Kamal:''' When I was a kid, my mother didn't care about that kind of thing. After my [[Yasmine Zaman|sister]] died, she got way more strict.<br> '''Sophia:''' What happened to your sister?<br> '''Kamal:''' Genetic disorder. It's funny, you know, when she was little, she was unstoppable. I mean, the best you ever saw.<br> '''Sophia:''' The best at what?<br> '''Kamal:''' Everything! Smartest, fastest, strongest, brattiest...<br> '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Oh, I dunno about that. You should meet my little brother.<br> ===Very Lucky=== {{Listen|title=Very Lucky |filename=ILB_Very_lucky.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br> '''Sophia:''' (laughing) You must suck.<br> '''Kamal:''' I'm nearly sure she could throw certain numbers when she wanted to.<br> '''Sophia:''' The dice were loaded.<br> '''Kamal:''' No, that's just how coordinated she was. She could gauge the way they came out of her hand. That's what I think.<br> '''Sophia:''' Right... *laughing* Or, maybe you just suck.<br> '''Kamal:''' She loved languages. She taught herself... God, I haven't thought about this in years... She'd make Dad read a bed time story every night and then she would pretend to go to sleep listening to a chatter channel hot wired to some other language.<br> '''Sophia:''' And you set up those chatter programs for her?<br> '''Kamal:''' It was easy.<br> '''Sophia:''' I think your sister was very lucky.<br> ===Never Right Again=== {{Listen|title=Never Right Again |filename=ILB_Never_right_again.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br> '''Sophia:''' --poking you over and over and over again until you woke up?<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> '''Sophia:''' Yeah, I told you I had a little brother (giggles)<br> '''Kamal:''' The night before the accident, she had convinced herself there were 'bad guys' or burglars creeping around outside our house. I read her to sleep. Last time I ever--...<br> '''Sophia:''' We don't have to talk about this.<br> '''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br> '''Sophia:''' I didn't mean to.<br> '''Kamal:''' No, it's okay. Anyway, by the time I woke up, she had already gone outside and the thing had happened and she was in the hospital. And she was never right again.<br> '''Sophia:''' I'm so sorry.<br> ===Your Fault=== {{Listen|title=Your Fault |filename=ILB_Your_fault.ogg }} '''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br> '''Kamal:''' She died from something called, uh, metabolic cascade failure... which is doctor speak for, everything falls apart. She couldn't talk when she got back from the hospital, and couldn't walk a few weeks later.<br> '''Sophia:''' Oh my god.<br> '''Kamal:''' It took her a year to die.<br> '''Sophia:''' Oh my god, your poor parents.<br> '''Kamal:''' I used to take her out for walks, I would push her wheelchair around places we used to play, the swings, and... she didn't even recog... Yasmine never lost at anything! Anything... I just couldn't believe that she-<br> '''Sophia:''' It wasn't your fault, Kamal.<br> ===Something I Carry=== {{Listen|title=Something I Carry |filename=ILB_Something_i_carry.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br> '''Sophia:''' But you felt guilty.<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah, but, (Russian accent) like the dog said, why look back when all--<br> '''Sophia:''' --don't. Don't.<br> '''Kamal:''' What?<br> '''Sophia:''' Don't joke about it, you don't have to do that with me.<br> '''Kamal:''' She was 6, I was 10. It was a long time ago. Honestly Sophia, it's not something I carry around with me every day.<br> '''Sophia:''' Okay. One question.<br> '''Kamal:''' What...<br> '''Sophia:''' When did you decide to be a doctor?<br> '''Kamal:''' Oh, I dunno, it just seemed like a good thing... Oh.<br> '''Sophia:''' Yeah...<br> ===Kiss=== {{Listen|title=Kiss |filename=ILB_Kiss.ogg }} (rain pours)<br> '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Thanks for dinner Kamal. And, next time you want chicken, you buy it and call me and I'll come over and cook it for you.<br> '''Kamal:''' Deal... Uh, your hair's getting wet. In fact, you're, getting wet.<br> (thunder booms)<br> '''Sophia:''' It feels good! (giggles) Dinner was great. It's great being with someone from home.<br> '''Kamal:''' Aiden'll never understand you the way I do.<br> '''Sophia:''' Aiden doesn't do understanding. Aiden does charm and he does excitement.<br> '''Kamal:''' He's not good for you, Soph.<br> '''Sophia:''' That's the whole point. But you're right, Aiden isn't good for me. In fact, he's probably with some girl right now.<br> '''Kamal:''' Want me to check?<br> '''Sophia:''' No... Actually, he's not with some girl right now because of you. And for that, you get a kiss.<br> (she kisses him, either on the cheek or the mouth)<br> ===Ground Light=== {{Listen|title=Ground Light |filename=ILB_Ground_light.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br> '''Sophia:''' Kamal... You know that wouldn't be right.<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> '''Sophia:''' You're a good friend, Kamal. I really treasure that.<br> '''Kamal:''' Yes, well... No stars tonight. If it wasn't raining, we might even be able to see our own sun. Although there's probably too much ground light.<br> '''Sophia:''' There's always too much ground light. Good night, Kamal.<br> (she walks away)<br> '''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br> ==Herzog: "The ''Apocalypso''"== *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 58sec] ===Cranky Old Man=== {{Listen|title=Cranky Old Man |filename=ILB_Cranky_old_man.ogg }} '''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br> '''[[Herzog]]:''' On the contrary, it's very nearly too late.<br> '''Herzog/COM:''' Do you know what you're sloshing around there youngster? That's a high-house [[Alt Burgundy]] 22.<br> '''Lieutenant:''' Uh