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''(chatter beeps repeatedly)''<br> | ''(chatter beeps repeatedly)''<br /> | ||
'''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Dammit!<br> | '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Dammit!<br /> | ||
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' That's like the [[Seven|seventh]] time today you've refused to answer your [[chatter]]. I'd say it was your mother...<br> | '''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' That's like the [[Seven|seventh]] time today you've refused to answer your [[chatter]]. I'd say it was your mother...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' My mother is 42 light years away.<br> | '''Kamal:''' My mother is 42 light years away.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' ...except you'd never dare not answer your mother. Bill collectors, perhaps, or immigration?<br> | '''Hiro:''' ...except you'd never dare not answer your mother. Bill collectors, perhaps, or immigration?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Dammit!<br> | '''Kamal:''' Dammit!<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Or you've been breaking hearts in the nursing dorms, haven't you? ''(walks to the window)'' If I look out the window here, I bet I see like four of them, standing outside in short skirts and those cute little caps, just waiting.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Or you've been breaking hearts in the nursing dorms, haven't you? ''(walks to the window)'' If I look out the window here, I bet I see like four of them, standing outside in short skirts and those cute little caps, just waiting.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You need a girlfriend.<br> | '''Kamal:''' You need a girlfriend.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' We both need girlfriends.<br> | '''Hiro:''' We both need girlfriends.<br /> | ||
===Pony Tail=== | ===Pony Tail=== | ||
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''(chatter beeps)''<br> | ''(chatter beeps)''<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' It's not a girlfriend at the other end of that chatter, it's a gangster.<br> | '''Kamal:''' It's not a girlfriend at the other end of that chatter, it's a gangster.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Good looking gangster?<br> | '''Hiro:''' Good looking gangster?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Pony tail.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Pony tail.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' This is what I'm saying, you're in no position to be picky.<br> | '''Hiro:''' This is what I'm saying, you're in no position to be picky.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I was ghosting his chatter and I sort of let him notice.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I was ghosting his chatter and I sort of let him notice.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' You did what? You were showing off.<br> | '''Hiro:''' You did what? You were showing off.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' For a girl.<br> | '''Hiro:''' For a girl.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' For the arrangement.<br> | '''Hiro:''' For the arrangement.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I wish you wouldn't call her that, her name is [[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]].<br> | '''Kamal:''' I wish you wouldn't call her that, her name is [[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]].<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Hmmph, her name is trouble.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Hmmph, her name is trouble.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What do you mean?<br> | '''Kamal:''' What do you mean?<br /> | ||
''(a knock at the door)''<br> | ''(a knock at the door)''<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Did I forget to mention that a good looking guy with a pony tail was coming up to the apartment?<br> | '''Hiro:''' Did I forget to mention that a good looking guy with a pony tail was coming up to the apartment?<br /> | ||
''(knocking)''<br> | ''(knocking)''<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Oh no.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Oh no.<br /> | ||
===Freelance=== | ===Freelance=== | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Freelance?<br> | '''Kamal:''' Freelance?<br /> | ||
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Free as in paid, dude. As in, I would pay you money to use your powers for good instead of--<br> | '''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Free as in paid, dude. As in, I would pay you money to use your powers for good instead of--<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Spying on you?<br> | '''Kamal:''' Spying on you?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' That.<br> | '''Aiden:''' That.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I don't think... it would be a good idea to work for you.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I don't think... it would be a good idea to work for you.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Oh, you mean because of Sophia? Sophie and I worked things out. Where's my damn chatter?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Oh, you mean because of Sophia? Sophie and I worked things out. Where's my damn chatter?<br /> | ||
''(chatter beeps on)''<br> | ''(chatter beeps on)''<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Soph, you want to talk to Kamal?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Soph, you want to talk to Kamal?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' ''(on chatter)'' Hi, Kamal. Aiden's a bastard.<br> | '''Sophia:''' ''(on chatter)'' Hi, Kamal. Aiden's a bastard.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Pardon me?<br> | '''Kamal:''' Pardon me?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' ''(on chatter) (laughs)'' But he's my bastard.<br> | '''Sophia:''' ''(on chatter) (laughs)'' But he's my bastard.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' That's... good...<br> | '''Kamal:''' That's... good...<br /> | ||
===Bracelet=== | ===Bracelet=== | ||
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'''Aiden:''' Thanks Soph.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Thanks Soph.<br /> | ||
''(chatter beeps off)''<br> | ''(chatter beeps off)''<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' See?<br> | '''Aiden:''' See?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' You're underestimating her.<br> | '''Aiden:''' You're underestimating her.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What?<br> | '''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' You talked to her in the last couple of days.<br> | '''Aiden:''' You talked to her in the last couple of days.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' A little.<br> | '''Kamal:''' A little.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' She told you about the bracelet.<br> | '''Aiden:''' She told you about the bracelet.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Um...<br> | '''Kamal:''' Um...<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' You think I bought her off?<br> | '''Aiden:''' You think I bought her off?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' It's an expensive bracelet!<br> | '''Kamal:''' It's an expensive bracelet!<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' If you think she's a whore, then--<br> | '''Aiden:''' If you think she's a whore, then--<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(talking over him)'' Don't say it.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(talking over him)'' Don't say it.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' If I had given her that before we made up, Sophie would have run me through with a butcher knife.<br> | '''Aiden:''' If I had given her that before we made up, Sophie would have run me through with a butcher knife.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Good... I mean...<br> | '''Kamal:''' Good... I mean...<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' You didn't want to be disappointed.<br> | '''Aiden:''' You didn't want to be disappointed.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I'm not.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I'm not.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' I'm a good judge of people, Kamal, you're not.<br> | '''Aiden:''' I'm a good judge of people, Kamal, you're not.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You shouldn't assume anything about me.<br> | '''Kamal:''' You shouldn't assume anything about me.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' You think I'm stupid. I'm friendly, I smile a lot. That's not what you respect. Okay.<br> | '''Aiden:''' You think I'm stupid. I'm friendly, I smile a lot. That's not what you respect. Okay.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Respect? I don't think this has anything to do--<br> | '''Kamal:''' Respect? I don't think this has anything to do--<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Ah, not true, you think all the time. So, think about the freelance thing. Maybe come by for dinner tomorrow, Sophia's cooking. 6-ish?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Ah, not true, you think all the time. So, think about the freelance thing. Maybe come by for dinner tomorrow, Sophia's cooking. 6-ish?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I don't think that would be such a good id--<br> | '''Kamal:''' I don't think that would be such a good id--<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Look at it this way, going to a job interview is not accepting a job. It's an interview. Dinner, okay?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Look at it this way, going to a job interview is not accepting a job. It's an interview. Dinner, okay?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' What does she see in him?<br> | '''Kamal:''' What does she see in him?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' The pony tail; girls like hair.<br> | '''Hiro:''' The pony tail; girls like hair.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' He nearly called her a-- you heard what he said!<br> | '''Kamal:''' He nearly called her a-- you heard what he said!<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' You think I was standing in my bedroom, with my ear pressed against the door eavesdropping?<br> | '''Hiro:''' You think I was standing in my bedroom, with my ear pressed against the door eavesdropping?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You weren't?<br> | '''Kamal:''' You weren't?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Actually, I was, but it was really hard to hear.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Actually, I was, but it was really hard to hear.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' He's so ... cocky.<br> | '''Kamal:''' He's so ... cocky.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Funny choice of words. Maybe its the jewelry? You can tell she's used to money.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Funny choice of words. Maybe its the jewelry? You can tell she's used to money.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I'll need a panic button. A backup.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I'll need a panic button. A backup.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' He can keep her in the style to which she is accustomed... What do you mean a panic button? You're not going over there?<br> | '''Hiro:''' He can keep her in the style to which she is accustomed... What do you mean a panic button? You're not going over there?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I'll set up a program, some... some kind of dead man switch.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I'll set up a program, some... some kind of dead man switch.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Oh no, I don't want any part of this. <br> | '''Hiro:''' Oh no, I don't want any part of this. <br /> | ||
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'''Hiro:''' I'm not trusting the hands and body of a future surgeon to the tender ministrations of a pissed off boyfriend.<br> | '''Hiro:''' I'm not trusting the hands and body of a future surgeon to the tender ministrations of a pissed off boyfriend.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You won't even have to go inside.<br> | '''Kamal:''' You won't even have to go inside.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Good.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Good.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Unless...<br> | '''Kamal:''' Unless...<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' No.<br> | '''Hiro:''' No.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ...I can't get to my chatter. You can be a couple blocks away, ghosting me.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ...I can't get to my chatter. You can be a couple blocks away, ghosting me.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Are you even listening to me? I. Don't. Wanna. Be. Involved.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Are you even listening to me? I. Don't. Wanna. Be. Involved.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' We'll need a code word. I'll say... the twelve cranial nerves.<br> | '''Kamal:''' We'll need a code word. I'll say... the twelve cranial nerves.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' The twelve cranial nerves?<br> | '''Hiro:''' The twelve cranial nerves?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Its not likely to come up in conversation.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Its not likely to come up in conversation.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Did you hear me say no? I said no.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Did you hear me say no? I said no.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(lost in thought)'' Except the cops need to come where I am. Okay, I've got it.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(lost in thought)'' Except the cops need to come where I am. Okay, I've got it.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Kamal, you're not listening.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Kamal, you're not listening.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What?<br> | '''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | ||
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'''Aiden:''' I'm going to check on Sophie in the kitchen. Let me get you another [[list of food and drinks|beer]], dude. Be right back. ''(walks away)''<br> | '''Aiden:''' I'm going to check on Sophie in the kitchen. Let me get you another [[list of food and drinks|beer]], dude. Be right back. ''(walks away)''<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' You there?<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' You there?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' I'm here, ''dude''. Its raining, I'm getting wet.<br> | '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' I'm here, ''dude''. Its raining, I'm getting wet.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' So, cranial nerves, you hit the buttons.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' So, cranial nerves, you hit the buttons.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Blue, then red.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Blue, then red.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Yeah, blue, then red... I think... Yes.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Yeah, blue, then red... I think... Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' ''(walking back)'' Good to have you over, good for Soph, someone from home.<br> | '''Aiden:''' ''(walking back)'' Good to have you over, good for Soph, someone from home.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Thank you, its nice to be invited.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Thank you, its nice to be invited.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Dinner was good, huh? She's a good cook.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Dinner was good, huh? She's a good cook.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Very good. The [[wikipedia:kofta|kofta]] were maybe the best I've ever had.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Very good. The [[wikipedia:kofta|kofta]] were maybe the best I've ever had.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Which was that?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Which was that?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' The lamb meatballs.<br> | '''Kamal:''' The lamb meatballs.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Oh yeah, I like those... Home cookin'. So, your parents are trying to get here?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Oh yeah, I like those... Home cookin'. So, your parents are trying to get here?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' They've applied, but they don't have any reason to be bumped in priority. So we're thinking when I get through with school and all that, I'll get permanent residency.<br> | '''Kamal:''' They've applied, but they don't have any reason to be bumped in priority. So we're thinking when I get through with school and all that, I'll get permanent residency.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' How far away is that?<br> | '''Aiden:''' How far away is that?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' At least a couple of years.<br> | '''Kamal:''' At least a couple of years.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Hmm, that's a long time - a couple of years. So there's the freaking rub. Have you thought about bringing them in on a visitor's visa?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Hmm, that's a long time - a couple of years. So there's the freaking rub. Have you thought about bringing them in on a visitor's visa?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I was denied.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I was denied.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Lots of people trying to get here these days.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Lots of people trying to get here these days.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Sophia said her brother was coming. You... got him papers?<br> | '''Kamal:''' Sophia said her brother was coming. You... got him papers?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Yeah, he's inbound. Her mother won't leave Coral, though.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Yeah, he's inbound. Her mother won't leave Coral, though.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' So, maybe there's a way you could help my parents?<br> | '''Kamal:''' So, maybe there's a way you could help my parents?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' It's nice to have you come over. That freelancing thing I mentioned? It would be great. You'd be coming around, Soph would have someone from home to talk to. Could you do something like set up a chatter account?<br> | '''Aiden:''' It's nice to have you come over. That freelancing thing I mentioned? It would be great. You'd be coming around, Soph would have someone from home to talk to. Could you do something like set up a chatter account?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' A chatter account? I... I could set one up, but you don't need me to do that kind of thing.<br> | '''Kamal:''' A chatter account? I... I could set one up, but you don't need me to do that kind of thing.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Maybe try it now. Set me up a chatter account for [[Bakri Omari-Muengue]]. You need me to spell that?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Maybe try it now. Set me up a chatter account for [[Bakri Omari-Muengue]]. You need me to spell that?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What's his government number?<br> | '''Kamal:''' What's his government number?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' If Bakri could get a government number, Kamal, what would I need to pay you for?<br> | '''Aiden:''' If Bakri could get a government number, Kamal, what would I need to pay you for?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Alright, but this isn't about money, it's about my family.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Alright, but this isn't about money, it's about my family.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Bringing your parents to Earth? We could talk about that.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Bringing your parents to Earth? We could talk about that.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I just want it clear, if I work for you, you'll see about getting my family here?<br> | '''Kamal:''' I just want it clear, if I work for you, you'll see about getting my family here?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Kamal, that's what I do.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Kamal, that's what I do.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Okay, I can find an unclaimed address and set up a shell. From the outside it will be just like a regular account.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Okay, I can find an unclaimed address and set up a shell. From the outside it will be just like a regular account.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' What time is it, anyway?<br> | '''Aiden:''' What time is it, anyway?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Okay, this will just take a sec. I have to build a filter to find an unclaimed address.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Okay, this will just take a sec. I have to build a filter to find an unclaimed address.<br /> | ||
''(a banging on the door)''<br> | ''(a banging on the door)''<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Yeah?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Yeah?<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Berkeley police.<br> | '''Officer:''' Berkeley police.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' What did you freakin' do?<br> | '''Aiden:''' What did you freakin' do?<br /> | ||
''(banging on the door)''<br> | ''(banging on the door)''<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Open up. Berkeley police.<br> | '''Officer:''' Open up. Berkeley police.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I didn't do anything!<br> | '''Kamal:''' I didn't do anything!<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' The Berkeley cops use their shock sticks, you know.<br> | '''Aiden:''' The Berkeley cops use their shock sticks, you know.<br /> | ||
''(Aiden opens door)<br>'' | ''(Aiden opens door)<br />'' | ||
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'''Aiden:''' Officer, what can I do for you on this drizzly evening?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Officer, what can I do for you on this drizzly evening?<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' You with the chatter, hands off it. Are you the resident-- Hands ''off'' the chatter! Put them on your head. On your head. Who's apartment is this?<br> | '''Officer:''' You with the chatter, hands off it. Are you the resident-- Hands ''off'' the chatter! Put them on your head. On your head. Who's apartment is this?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' I live here.<br> | '''Aiden:''' I live here.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Your name?<br> | '''Officer:''' Your name?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Aiden Maki.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Aiden Maki.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Can I see your ID?<br> | '''Officer:''' Can I see your ID?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Sure. What seems to be the problem?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Sure. What seems to be the problem?<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' We got a trace on the chatter for a possible CP fraud. Sir, do you want to tell me just exactly what you were doing?<br> | '''Officer:''' We got a trace on the chatter for a possible CP fraud. Sir, do you want to tell me just exactly what you were doing?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Um, I was... I was looking up a friend's address.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Um, I was... I was looking up a friend's address.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' I'm sorry I will have to confiscate that chatter.<br> | '''Officer:''' I'm sorry I will have to confiscate that chatter.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Don't you have to have some sort of warrant?<br> | '''Aiden:''' Don't you have to have some sort of warrant?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Oh God, olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trigeminal...<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Oh God, olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trigeminal...<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Officer, my friend is just looking up an address.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Officer, my friend is just looking up an address.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' What? Oh, oh right, that's me.<br> | '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' What? Oh, oh right, that's me.<br /> | ||
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'''Officer:''' I will deal with you in a moment, Mr. Maki, and I will need to see some ID.<br> | '''Officer:''' I will deal with you in a moment, Mr. Maki, and I will need to see some ID.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Red, red, red, red, red! ''(louder)'' Those are really great ''red''... red curtains, Aiden.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Red, red, red, red, red! ''(louder)'' Those are really great ''red''... red curtains, Aiden.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' I thought it was blue?<br> | '''Hiro:''' I thought it was blue?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Red!<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Red!<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Okay.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Okay.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' My friend is very passionate about interior decoration.<br> | '''Aiden:''' My friend is very passionate about interior decoration.<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' I'm going to have to confiscate that chatter. ''(chatter on, radio mumbling)'' Copy that, repeat address please. ''(radio mumbling)'' Jesus Christ, I'm on my way. ''(chatter off)'' You're a lucky bastard, I've got a priority one, I've got to go. <br>(walking away)<br> | '''Officer:''' I'm going to have to confiscate that chatter. ''(chatter on, radio mumbling)'' Copy that, repeat address please. ''(radio mumbling)'' Jesus Christ, I'm on my way. ''(chatter off)'' You're a lucky bastard, I've got a priority one, I've got to go. <br />(walking away)<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' You have to go?<br> | '''Aiden:''' You have to go?<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' Officer Under Fire about a block and a half from here.<br> | '''Officer:''' Officer Under Fire about a block and a half from here.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' ''(disappointed)'' That's it?<br> | '''Aiden:''' ''(disappointed)'' That's it?<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' ''(to chatter)'' [[Unit 216]] responding to backup, I'm less than two blocks ...(closes door)<br> | '''Officer:''' ''(to chatter)'' [[Unit 216]] responding to backup, I'm less than two blocks ...(closes door)<br /> | ||
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'''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' Kamal, what's going on?<br> | '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' Kamal, what's going on?<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' That was weird... and convenient.<br> | '''Aiden:''' That was weird... and convenient.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(emphasizing)'' Yes, um, much more convenient than if you were to suddenly drop your chatter down a sewer.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(emphasizing)'' Yes, um, much more convenient than if you were to suddenly drop your chatter down a sewer.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' What?<br> | '''Aiden:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' What?<br> | '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' What?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(emphasizing)'' Yes, if you were to ''lose your chatter''.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(emphasizing)'' Yes, if you were to ''lose your chatter''.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' What?<br> | '''Aiden:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' What?<br> | '''Hiro:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' For God's sake, you moron, smash the damn chatter with a brick and get the hell out of there!<br> | '''Kamal:''' For God's sake, you moron, smash the damn chatter with a brick and get the hell out of there!<br /> | ||
''(sirens heard through chatter)''<br> | ''(sirens heard through chatter)''<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Do what? Oh, the blue button. Only you didn't let me hit the blue button, you made me hit the red one. And that means... I hate you.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Do what? Oh, the blue button. Only you didn't let me hit the blue button, you made me hit the red one. And that means... I hate you.<br /> | ||
''(chatter off)''<br> | ''(chatter off)''<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' You had someone ghosting you. You pulled some hacker stunt to get that cop out of here.<br> | '''Aiden:''' You had someone ghosting you. You pulled some hacker stunt to get that cop out of here.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(weakly)'' Not me. Some other dog that looks just like me...<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(weakly)'' Not me. Some other dog that looks just like me...<br /> | ||
===Tack Hammer=== | ===Tack Hammer=== | ||
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'''Aiden:''' ''(smug)'' You were afraid. You were thinking I might be the kind of guy who would hold a grudge. Say, break your fingers, each one, with a tack hammer...<br> | '''Aiden:''' ''(smug)'' You were afraid. You were thinking I might be the kind of guy who would hold a grudge. Say, break your fingers, each one, with a tack hammer...<br /> | ||
''(thunder booms outside)''<br> | ''(thunder booms outside)''<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' Kamal, I am so not that guy.<br> | '''Aiden:''' Kamal, I am so not that guy.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' ''(walking away)'' I've gotta go. I've gotta check on my friend.<br> | '''Kamal:''' ''(walking away)'' I've gotta go. I've gotta check on my friend.<br /> | ||
'''Aiden:''' No, stay, we'll talk.<br> | '''Aiden:''' No, stay, we'll talk.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' For some reason, it's never Plan A. No, I got my friend in a world of trouble, I've gotta go. ''(opens door)'' Tell Sophia... thanks for dinner.<br> | '''Kamal:''' For some reason, it's never Plan A. No, I got my friend in a world of trouble, I've gotta go. ''(opens door)'' Tell Sophia... thanks for dinner.<br /> | ||
===Raining Cops=== | ===Raining Cops=== | ||
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}} | }} | ||
''(door opens)''<br> | ''(door opens)''<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hiro? Hiroyuki, are you home?<br> | '''Kamal:''' Hiro? Hiroyuki, are you home?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' You bastard.<br> | '''Hiro:''' You bastard.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Thank God you're home. You're okay? They didn't pick you up?<br> | '''Kamal:''' Thank God you're home. You're okay? They didn't pick you up?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' I'm okay, no thanks to you and half the Berkeley police department.<br> | '''Hiro:''' I'm okay, no thanks to you and half the Berkeley police department.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I didn't plan it that way.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I didn't plan it that way.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' I smashed the chatter, threw it down a sewer grate, and then it started raining cops. Cops in cars, cops on foot, cops dropping out of camo'd helios, cops every-damn-where.<br> | '''Hiro:''' I smashed the chatter, threw it down a sewer grate, and then it started raining cops. Cops in cars, cops on foot, cops dropping out of camo'd helios, cops every-damn-where.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Sophia sent leftovers.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Sophia sent leftovers.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' And now I don't have a chatter.<br> | '''Hiro:''' And now I don't have a chatter.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I know. I'm going to give you mine.<br> | '''Kamal:''' I know. I'm going to give you mine.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' I don't want ''your'' chatter, all my stuff was on mine. <br> | '''Hiro:''' I don't want ''your'' chatter, all my stuff was on mine. <br /> | ||
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'''Hiro:''' My address book, my schedule, my debit account, every damn thing!<br> | '''Hiro:''' My address book, my schedule, my debit account, every damn thing!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Mine is cooler than yours.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Mine is cooler than yours.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' You just couldn't let me hit that blue button, could you?<br> | '''Hiro:''' You just couldn't let me hit that blue button, could you?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' That would have pushed the 'Officer Under Fire' alert to my chatter, which was Plan A for if Aiden tried to, you know...<br> | '''Kamal:''' That would have pushed the 'Officer Under Fire' alert to my chatter, which was Plan A for if Aiden tried to, you know...<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Pull out your lungs?<br> | '''Hiro:''' Pull out your lungs?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Don't sound so eager... But as it turned out, I needed the cop to go away.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Don't sound so eager... But as it turned out, I needed the cop to go away.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Away meaning to me, and cop meaning every armed officer within 50 city blocks, all because I hit the ''red'' button.<br> | '''Hiro:''' Away meaning to me, and cop meaning every armed officer within 50 city blocks, all because I hit the ''red'' button.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' The 'Officer Under Fire' alert.<br> | '''Kamal:''' The 'Officer Under Fire' alert.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' While it was still on my chatter.<br> | '''Hiro:''' While it was still on my chatter.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, but Sophie sent leftovers.<br> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, but Sophie sent leftovers.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Leftovers?<br> | '''Hiro:''' Leftovers?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Yeah, she made marties, little stuffed appetizers, and spiced lamb meatballs, with ''real meat'', with almond rice and, and milk pudding... So, are we okay?<br> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, she made marties, little stuffed appetizers, and spiced lamb meatballs, with ''real meat'', with almond rice and, and milk pudding... So, are we okay?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' ''(talking with his mouth full)'' Dude!<br> | '''Hiro:''' ''(talking with his mouth full)'' Dude!<br /> | ||
==Jan: "Witness"== | ==Jan: "Witness"== | ||
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'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey, Marta, whatcha got today?<br> | '''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Hey, Marta, whatcha got today?<br /> | ||
'''[[Marta]]:''' I got pigeon and the special.<br> | '''[[Marta]]:''' I got pigeon and the special.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What's the special?<br> | '''Jan:''' What's the special?<br /> | ||
'''Marta:''' I'd stick with the pigeon.<br> | '''Marta:''' I'd stick with the pigeon.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (giggles) Maybe later.<br> | '''Jan:''' (giggles) Maybe later.<br /> | ||
'''Marta:''' Mmm hmm, maybe later when I'm not looking, you mean?<br> | '''Marta:''' Mmm hmm, maybe later when I'm not looking, you mean?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (laughing) Hey, hey, I was a kid, jeez, let it go.<br> | '''Jan:''' (laughing) Hey, hey, I was a kid, jeez, let it go.<br /> | ||
'''Marta:''' (as Jan walks away) (laughs) Hey, you tell that good looking daddy of yours 'Hey' for me, okay?<br> | '''Marta:''' (as Jan walks away) (laughs) Hey, you tell that good looking daddy of yours 'Hey' for me, okay?<br /> | ||
(someone driving up)<br> | (someone driving up)<br /> | ||
'''[[unidentified Bergen County police officer|'Stupid Cop']]:''' Hey, Janissary.<br> | '''[[unidentified Bergen County police officer|'Stupid Cop']]:''' Hey, Janissary.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (warily) Officer.<br> | '''Jan:''' (warily) Officer.<br /> | ||
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}} | }} | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Does your dad know you're cutting the sleeves off his old shirts?<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Does your dad know you're cutting the sleeves off his old shirts?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (mockingly) ''Everybody'' loves a girl in ''uniform''.<br> | '''Jan:''' (mockingly) ''Everybody'' loves a girl in ''uniform''.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Listen, Jan, I need your help.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Listen, Jan, I need your help.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Well, I'd crop that blue shirt of yours, flash a little skin. A little detailing in your holster wouldn't hurt either. Accessorize, that's the key.<br> | '''Jan:''' Well, I'd crop that blue shirt of yours, flash a little skin. A little detailing in your holster wouldn't hurt either. Accessorize, that's the key.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Get in the car, Jan.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Get in the car, Jan.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I can't do anything for you.<br> | '''Jan:''' I can't do anything for you.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Oh, I think you can. Let's take a ride so I can explain things.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Oh, I think you can. Let's take a ride so I can explain things.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You can explain things right here.<br> | '''Jan:''' You can explain things right here.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Okay. You ever want to be a cop?<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Okay. You ever want to be a cop?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (sarcastic) Oh yeah, its ''all'' I think about.<br> | '''Jan:''' (sarcastic) Oh yeah, its ''all'' I think about.<br /> | ||
===Frustrated=== | ===Frustrated=== | ||
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''''Stupid Cop':''' There's so many sons of bitches in the world, Jan, being a cop is a frustrating job.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' There's so many sons of bitches in the world, Jan, being a cop is a frustrating job.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Hmmm, you look frustrated.<br> | '''Jan:''' Hmmm, you look frustrated.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' If I got too frustrated, I might have to redirect my attention to that fire last week. The one that destroyed all your test samples.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' If I got too frustrated, I might have to redirect my attention to that fire last week. The one that destroyed all your test samples.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Hey, I didn't do anything.<br> | '''Jan:''' Hey, I didn't do anything.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' ''You'' didn't.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' ''You'' didn't.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' But... Why would he...?<br> | '''Jan:''' But... Why would he...?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' You are going to help me, Jan, but I want you to know why. Take a look at this vid tonight.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You are going to help me, Jan, but I want you to know why. Take a look at this vid tonight.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What is it?<br> | '''Jan:''' What is it?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Take a look. My chatter number's on the case. Call me when you're done, ''then'' I'll tell you what you're gonna do.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Take a look. My chatter number's on the case. Call me when you're done, ''then'' I'll tell you what you're gonna do.<br /> | ||
===To Do=== | ===To Do=== | ||
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}} | }} | ||
(video playing of a woman being beaten/tortured/raped?)<br> | (video playing of a woman being beaten/tortured/raped?)<br /> | ||
'''''Victim:''' Aaah! Aaah! Aah! Stop it, please! No, let me--! Aah! No! Aah!''<br> | '''''Victim:''' Aaah! Aaah! Aah! Stop it, please! No, let me--! Aah! No! Aah!''<br /> | ||
(chatter beeps on)<br> | (chatter beeps on)<br /> | ||
(chatter number dialed)<br> | (chatter number dialed)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' (on chatter) Yo?<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' (on chatter) Yo?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What do you want me to do?<br> | '''Jan:''' What do you want me to do?<br /> | ||
===On Time=== | ===On Time=== | ||
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}} | }} | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' You watch it?<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' You watch it?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What do you want?<br> | '''Jan:''' What do you want?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' At 8:30 tomorrow night, you need to be at the southwest corner of 4th, downtown, under the big [[Spaceways]] vacation sign.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' At 8:30 tomorrow night, you need to be at the southwest corner of 4th, downtown, under the big [[Spaceways]] vacation sign.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What do I do?<br> | '''Jan:''' What do I do?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Just be on time, we'll take it from there.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Just be on time, we'll take it from there.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' And what's going to happen?<br> | '''Jan:''' And what's going to happen?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Well, I'm not going to get an arson warrant for your dad.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Well, I'm not going to get an arson warrant for your dad.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' And?<br> | '''Jan:''' And?<br /> | ||
(knocking)<br> | (knocking)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Don't be late.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Don't be late.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah.<br> | '''Jan:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
(chatter beeps off)<br> | (chatter beeps off)<br /> | ||
===Code Nothing=== | ===Code Nothing=== | ||
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}} | }} | ||
(door opening)<br> | (door opening)<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Hey, Dwayne dropped by again.<br> | '''James J:''' Hey, Dwayne dropped by again.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I know, I was just... Aren't you supposed to menace guys so they won't hit on me?<br> | '''Jan:''' Yeah, I know, I was just... Aren't you supposed to menace guys so they won't hit on me?<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' You can take care of yourself.<br> | '''James J:''' You can take care of yourself.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I say that a lot, don't I?<br> | '''Jan:''' I say that a lot, don't I?<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Yeah. Hey, what's on your mind?<br> | '''James J:''' Yeah. Hey, what's on your mind?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Just... nothing, Dad.<br> | '''Jan:''' Just... nothing, Dad.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Real nothing or 'code nothing'?<br> | '''James J:''' Real nothing or 'code nothing'?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Well, you never talk about your unit.<br> | '''Jan:''' Well, you never talk about your unit.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' My, my what?<br> | '''James J:''' My, my what?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Most demobs, they talk about their unit. They brag, they have buddies over, and bitch about the officers they hated, and lie about their kills.<br> | '''Jan:''' Most demobs, they talk about their unit. They brag, they have buddies over, and bitch about the officers they hated, and lie about their kills.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' (scoffs) That was a long time ago.<br> | '''James J:''' (scoffs) That was a long time ago.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Didn't you like them?<br> | '''Jan:''' Didn't you like them?<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' I served with the best, Jan, the best.<br> | '''James J:''' I served with the best, Jan, the best.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Then why don't you ever talk--<br> | '''Jan:''' Then why don't you ever talk--<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Do you want me to be one of those sorry, old bastards that sit around the apartment all day drinking beer and reminiscing about the good old days?<br> | '''James J:''' Do you want me to be one of those sorry, old bastards that sit around the apartment all day drinking beer and reminiscing about the good old days?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, sometimes.<br> | '''Jan:''' Yeah, sometimes.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Duly noted. (chuckles)<br> | '''James J:''' Duly noted. (chuckles)<br /> | ||
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(police siren)<br> | (police siren)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Sir, I'm going to need to search your vehicle.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Sir, I'm going to need to search your vehicle.<br /> | ||
'''Man:''' Excuse me?<br> | '''Man:''' Excuse me?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Step out of the car please, and keep your hands where I can see them.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step out of the car please, and keep your hands where I can see them.<br /> | ||
'''Man:''' What did I do?<br> | '''Man:''' What did I do?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Step out of the car, sir, now.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step out of the car, sir, now.<br /> | ||
'''Man:''' What is this? Officer, I just left work. Come on, I haven't had time to do anything illegal.<br> | '''Man:''' What is this? Officer, I just left work. Come on, I haven't had time to do anything illegal.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' (drawing weapon) I'm going to have to ask you to step out--<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' (drawing weapon) I'm going to have to ask you to step out--<br /> | ||
'''Man:''' Hey, what the hell are you doing?<br> | '''Man:''' Hey, what the hell are you doing?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Drop the weapon!!<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Drop the weapon!!<br /> | ||
(two gunshots)<br> | (two gunshots)<br /> | ||
===Right=== | ===Right=== | ||
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'''Jan:''' (horrified) Oh my god!<br> | '''Jan:''' (horrified) Oh my god!<br /> | ||
(woman screams)<br> | (woman screams)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Step back, keep away from this vehicle.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step back, keep away from this vehicle.<br /> | ||
'''Civilian 1:''' Oh my god.<br> | '''Civilian 1:''' Oh my god.<br /> | ||
'''Civilian 2:''' The cop just shot that guy!<br> | '''Civilian 2:''' The cop just shot that guy!<br /> | ||
(people running)<br> | (people running)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' He had a weapon. You, miss, you were standing right there. You saw he drew a weapon. Right?<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' He had a weapon. You, miss, you were standing right there. You saw he drew a weapon. Right?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (slowly) Right.<br> | '''Jan:''' (slowly) Right.<br /> | ||
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(chatter beeps on)<br> | (chatter beeps on)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' This is Fox-977, requesting an ambulance, this location. One citizen.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' This is Fox-977, requesting an ambulance, this location. One citizen.<br /> | ||
(radio mumbling)<br> | (radio mumbling)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' No, I'm okay, send uniforms for crowd control though.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' No, I'm okay, send uniforms for crowd control though.<br /> | ||
(radio mumbling)<br> | (radio mumbling)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Just a traffic stop, he drew a weapon.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Just a traffic stop, he drew a weapon.<br /> | ||
(radio mumbling)<br> | (radio mumbling)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, we'll need the scene team, but you can tell the ambulance crew their client is DRT.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, we'll need the scene team, but you can tell the ambulance crew their client is DRT.<br /> | ||
(radio mumbling)<br> | (radio mumbling)<br /> | ||
(chatter beeps off)<br> | (chatter beeps off)<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Miss, don't go anywhere. We'll need you to give a statement on a lie detector about what you saw. All standard procedure.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Miss, don't go anywhere. We'll need you to give a statement on a lie detector about what you saw. All standard procedure.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (in disbelief) You just--<br> | '''Jan:''' (in disbelief) You just--<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Name?<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Name?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You know my... Janissary James.<br> | '''Jan:''' You know my... Janissary James.<br /> | ||
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''''Stupid Cop':''' We'll get you home as soon as we've taken a statement, Miss James.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' We'll get you home as soon as we've taken a statement, Miss James.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (slowly) Can I ask you a question, Officer?<br> | '''Jan:''' (slowly) Can I ask you a question, Officer?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Step over here, Miss James.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step over here, Miss James.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What does DRT stand for?<br> | '''Jan:''' What does DRT stand for?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' (opens car door) Watch your head. It means 'Dead Right There'. (closes car door)<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' (opens car door) Watch your head. It means 'Dead Right There'. (closes car door)<br /> | ||
(car engine starting)<br> | (car engine starting)<br /> | ||
===Creamsicle=== | ===Creamsicle=== | ||
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}} | }} | ||
(car drives; background radio chatter)<br> | (car drives; background radio chatter)<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' So what now? Every guy you know who beats his girlfriend, you're just going to face-hole him and blackmail somebody into backing you up?<br> | '''Jan:''' So what now? Every guy you know who beats his girlfriend, you're just going to face-hole him and blackmail somebody into backing you up?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Not just anyone, a civilian witness who can pass the lie detector. The coroner's inquest is going to eat that up.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Not just anyone, a civilian witness who can pass the lie detector. The coroner's inquest is going to eat that up.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Wow, serve and protect.<br> | '''Jan:''' Wow, serve and protect.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Last week, when I had your hand on the PQI and you sat there cool as a creamsicle and lied your pretty ass off, and the machine was too stupid to tell, I just wanted to lean across the desk and slap you...<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Last week, when I had your hand on the PQI and you sat there cool as a creamsicle and lied your pretty ass off, and the machine was too stupid to tell, I just wanted to lean across the desk and slap you...<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Well, now I know something. Are you going to pull me over in a couple of weeks and pop me too?<br> | '''Jan:''' Well, now I know something. Are you going to pull me over in a couple of weeks and pop me too?<br /> | ||
===Miracle=== | ===Miracle=== | ||
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}} | }} | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' ...and a couple of days later, I figured out you were the answer to a prayer.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' ...and a couple of days later, I figured out you were the answer to a prayer.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (angrily) You can't... you can't just ''kill people''. It can't be that ''easy''.<br> | '''Jan:''' (angrily) You can't... you can't just ''kill people''. It can't be that ''easy''.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Cool out, Janissary James, you didn't kill anybody. I did.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Cool out, Janissary James, you didn't kill anybody. I did.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You made me part of it.<br> | '''Jan:''' You made me part of it.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' That vid you screened? That was my buddy's daughter. If that was you, what do you think your father would have done?<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' That vid you screened? That was my buddy's daughter. If that was you, what do you think your father would have done?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Leave my dad out of this.<br> | '''Jan:''' Leave my dad out of this.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' Too late, Jan. Sometime when you were a baby, somebody stuck you with a needle and shot you full of miracles. Smart, fast, strong, never get sick, never get drunk, don't need much sleep...<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Too late, Jan. Sometime when you were a baby, somebody stuck you with a needle and shot you full of miracles. Smart, fast, strong, never get sick, never get drunk, don't need much sleep...<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (in disbelief) How do you know?<br> | '''Jan:''' (in disbelief) How do you know?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' And what did you do? <br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' And what did you do? <br /> | ||
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''''Stupid Cop':''' Shoplifting. Play high school goddess for the tormented geeks in your neighborhood.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' Shoplifting. Play high school goddess for the tormented geeks in your neighborhood.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Oh, I, I guess I should have been out on the streets murdering bad guys, huh? Strangling ''jaywalkers'' on my way home from school?<br> | '''Jan:''' Oh, I, I guess I should have been out on the streets murdering bad guys, huh? Strangling ''jaywalkers'' on my way home from school?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' When I was your age, I pulled strings so I could join up a year early. Wanted to help save humankind. So you're about the last person on the planet I need a civics lecture from.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' When I was your age, I pulled strings so I could join up a year early. Wanted to help save humankind. So you're about the last person on the planet I need a civics lecture from.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Well, you sure as hell need one from somebody.<br> | '''Jan:''' Well, you sure as hell need one from somebody.<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' What I needed was an asset to solve a problem. You were just dumb enough to make yourself available.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' What I needed was an asset to solve a problem. You were just dumb enough to make yourself available.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (sniffs) ''Look'', you just made me help you ''murder'' someone. Could you just be a little bit nice to me?<br> | '''Jan:''' (sniffs) ''Look'', you just made me help you ''murder'' someone. Could you just be a little bit nice to me?<br /> | ||
''''Stupid Cop':''' ...Yeah. Okay.<br> | ''''Stupid Cop':''' ...Yeah. Okay.<br /> | ||
==Jersey: "If Someone Was Listening"== | ==Jersey: "If Someone Was Listening"== | ||
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(jazz music plays)<br> | (jazz music plays)<br /> | ||
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Wait, hang on... Oh! This bit is great! (Jazz music plays) My dad loves this stuff. He says ... Well, he's away a lot, like, years at a time. It drives him crazy. He says this stuff reminds him of what he's fighting for.<br> | '''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Wait, hang on... Oh! This bit is great! (Jazz music plays) My dad loves this stuff. He says ... Well, he's away a lot, like, years at a time. It drives him crazy. He says this stuff reminds him of what he's fighting for.<br /> | ||
'''[[Durga]]:''' I don't understand.<br> | '''[[Durga]]:''' I don't understand.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' That he can connect. He can listen to this stuff and imagine the people who made it. They cared about the same things we do: making a buck, finding a girl, rooting for the home team. These old guys, they really knew people. They knew the human heart, that's what my dad says.<br> | '''Jersey:''' That he can connect. He can listen to this stuff and imagine the people who made it. They cared about the same things we do: making a buck, finding a girl, rooting for the home team. These old guys, they really knew people. They knew the human heart, that's what my dad says.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Why are you telling me this?<br> | '''Durga:''' Why are you telling me this?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' It's a long way away, you know, out to wherever he is. He gets lonely out there... I wish you hadn't told me.<br> | '''Jersey:''' It's a long way away, you know, out to wherever he is. He gets lonely out there... I wish you hadn't told me.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' What?<br> | '''Durga:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' About my mom.<br> | '''Jersey:''' About my mom.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Oh.<br> | '''Durga:''' Oh.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' It doesn't matter, forget about it.<br> | '''Jersey:''' It doesn't matter, forget about it.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I'm sorry.<br> | '''Durga:''' I'm sorry.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' It's okay. It's alright. I'm a survivor.<br> | '''Jersey:''' It's okay. It's alright. I'm a survivor.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Jersey, listen.<br> | '''Durga:''' Jersey, listen.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You got something good?<br> | '''Jersey:''' You got something good?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' (surprised) What?<br> | '''Durga:''' (surprised) What?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Nah, I can tell. There's something about you, like, your refresh rate goes up or something when you're, you know, like...<br> | '''Jersey:''' Nah, I can tell. There's something about you, like, your refresh rate goes up or something when you're, you know, like...<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Efficient?<br> | '''Durga:''' Efficient?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' (chuckles) Gloating.<br> | '''Jersey:''' (chuckles) Gloating.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' It's about Kamal. I started to--<br> | '''Durga:''' It's about Kamal. I started to--<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Why are you following that guy anyway? I mean, not to be a jerk about it, but the planet's crawling with refues [refugees].<br> | '''Jersey:''' Why are you following that guy anyway? I mean, not to be a jerk about it, but the planet's crawling with refues [refugees].<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I don't know. He just seems very interesting to me.<br> | '''Durga:''' I don't know. He just seems very interesting to me.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Why?<br> | '''Jersey:''' Why?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' It's not important.<br> | '''Durga:''' It's not important.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' It's happening again?<br> | '''Jersey:''' It's happening again?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br> | '''Durga:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' The reflecting thing?<br> | '''Jersey:''' The reflecting thing?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br> | '''Durga:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You aren't supposed to want to know why you want to know about this guy, you know?<br> | '''Jersey:''' You aren't supposed to want to know why you want to know about this guy, you know?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br> | '''Durga:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' And that bugs the hell out of you.<br> | '''Jersey:''' And that bugs the hell out of you.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I am a ''very curious girl''.<br> | '''Durga:''' I am a ''very curious girl''.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' So, about Kamal.<br> | '''Jersey:''' So, about Kamal.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I ran a secondary ring around him.<br> | '''Durga:''' I ran a secondary ring around him.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' A ''second''? Never mind.<br> | '''Jersey:''' A ''second''? Never mind.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Listen to this.<br> | '''Durga:''' Listen to this.<br /> | ||
(recording starts)<br> | (recording starts)<br /> | ||
'''''Aiden:''' ...so you come by about 6:20, 6:30, something like that.''<br> | '''''Aiden:''' ...so you come by about 6:20, 6:30, something like that.''<br /> | ||
'''''Officer:''' I bang on the door, demand to come in, look scary.''<br> | '''''Officer:''' I bang on the door, demand to come in, look scary.''<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Pause it. Who's this?<br> | '''Jersey:''' Pause it. Who's this?<br /> | ||
(recording stops)<br> | (recording stops)<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' The police officer.<br> | '''Durga:''' The police officer.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' What?<br> | '''Jersey:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' A police officer is a member of the civilian authority structure, granted an exclusive license to use force in the maintenance of socie--<br> | '''Durga:''' A police officer is a member of the civilian authority structure, granted an exclusive license to use force in the maintenance of socie--<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' I ''know'' what a cop is. This is the cop? What's the timestamp?<br> | '''Jersey:''' I ''know'' what a cop is. This is the cop? What's the timestamp?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' 13:27:41.<br> | '''Durga:''' 13:27:41.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Before Kamal came over to the girl's apartment?<br> | '''Jersey:''' Before Kamal came over to the girl's apartment?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Before.<br> | '''Durga:''' Before.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Daaaamn!<br> | '''Jersey:''' Daaaamn!<br /> | ||
===Good at my Job=== | ===Good at my Job=== | ||
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(recording starts)<br> | (recording starts)<br /> | ||
'''''Aiden:''' I think of it as product testing, quality assurance. I need people who, you know, can work well under pressure.''<br> | '''''Aiden:''' I think of it as product testing, quality assurance. I need people who, you know, can work well under pressure.''<br /> | ||
'''''Officer:''' You want him arrested?''<br> | '''''Officer:''' You want him arrested?''<br /> | ||
'''''Aiden:''' You trying to sell me a bigger ticket item? No, just rattle and roll it.''<br> | '''''Aiden:''' You trying to sell me a bigger ticket item? No, just rattle and roll it.''<br /> | ||
'''Officer:''' I was thinking this time you can--''<br>'' | '''Officer:''' I was thinking this time you can--''<br />'' | ||
'''''Aiden:''' Regular prices!''<br> | '''''Aiden:''' Regular prices!''<br /> | ||
'''''Officer:''' You want to stay friends with me, Aiden?''<br> | '''''Officer:''' You want to stay friends with me, Aiden?''<br /> | ||
'''''Aiden:''' I keep a lot of friends, friend. I know the going rate.''<br> | '''''Aiden:''' I keep a lot of friends, friend. I know the going rate.''<br /> | ||
(recording stops)<br> | (recording stops)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Un-freaking-believable!<br> | '''Jersey:''' Un-freaking-believable!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' You know what I am?<br> | '''Durga:''' You know what I am?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Incredibly illegal?<br> | '''Jersey:''' Incredibly illegal?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' (Interrogator's voice) Good at my job.<br> | '''Durga:''' (Interrogator's voice) Good at my job.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Heh, you do impressions. Just what the world needs, super-powered spyware with a sense of humor. Wow.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Heh, you do impressions. Just what the world needs, super-powered spyware with a sense of humor. Wow.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I've been thinking a lot about bees.<br> | '''Durga:''' I've been thinking a lot about bees.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Bees?<br> | '''Jersey:''' Bees?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br> | '''Durga:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Why?<br> | '''Jersey:''' Why?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I don't know.<br> | '''Durga:''' I don't know.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' And that's like, creepy?<br> | '''Jersey:''' And that's like, creepy?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br> | '''Durga:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' This is more reflection stuff, isn't it?<br> | '''Jersey:''' This is more reflection stuff, isn't it?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br> | '''Durga:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Huh, when I was little, we had this mirror in the bathroom. I used to hide behind the door and jump out and see if I could catch my reflection doing something ''interesting''.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Huh, when I was little, we had this mirror in the bathroom. I used to hide behind the door and jump out and see if I could catch my reflection doing something ''interesting''.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Startle it?<br> | '''Durga:''' Startle it?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Well, before it had time to just, you know, mirror me.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Well, before it had time to just, you know, mirror me.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' You think that's what I'm doing?<br> | '''Durga:''' You think that's what I'm doing?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Well, the thing is, you have to jump out awful fast.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Well, the thing is, you have to jump out awful fast.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Yes.<br> | '''Durga:''' Yes.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' I gotta tell you, I feel kind of weird about listening to this stuff about Jan. I mean, I'm kind of wondering if you can do a little backscan on the chick down the hall and all of a sudden you're drilling into hardened police emergency channels and...<br> | '''Jersey:''' I gotta tell you, I feel kind of weird about listening to this stuff about Jan. I mean, I'm kind of wondering if you can do a little backscan on the chick down the hall and all of a sudden you're drilling into hardened police emergency channels and...<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' So you ''don't'' want any more material on Janissary James?<br> | '''Durga:''' So you ''don't'' want any more material on Janissary James?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' No... I mean, yeah... Well, I mean, whatcha got?<br> | '''Jersey:''' No... I mean, yeah... Well, I mean, whatcha got?<br /> | ||
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(recording starts)<br> | (recording starts)<br /> | ||
''''''Stupid Cop':''' ...So you're about the last person on the planet I need a civics lecture from.''<br> | ''''''Stupid Cop':''' ...So you're about the last person on the planet I need a civics lecture from.''<br /> | ||
'''''Jan:''' Well, you sure as hell need one from somebody.''<br> | '''''Jan:''' Well, you sure as hell need one from somebody.''<br /> | ||
''''''Stupid Cop':''' What I needed was an asset to solve a problem. You were just dumb enough to make yourself available.''<br> | ''''''Stupid Cop':''' What I needed was an asset to solve a problem. You were just dumb enough to make yourself available.''<br /> | ||
'''''Jan:''' (sniffs) Look, you just made me help you murder someone. Could you just be a little bit nice to me?''<br> | '''''Jan:''' (sniffs) Look, you just made me help you murder someone. Could you just be a little bit nice to me?''<br /> | ||
''''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah. Okay.''<br> | ''''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah. Okay.''<br /> | ||
(recording stops)<br> | (recording stops)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' That... wasn't what I was expecting.<br> | '''Jersey:''' That... wasn't what I was expecting.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I know.<br> | '''Durga:''' I know.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Damn.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Damn.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Should I stop?<br> | '''Durga:''' Should I stop?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' (takes a breath) For a quality experience, the girls have to be real. <br> | '''Jersey:''' (takes a breath) For a quality experience, the girls have to be real. <br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Hang on, let me turn this off...(turns off the jazz) You know, I just had a creepy thought.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Hang on, let me turn this off...(turns off the jazz) You know, I just had a creepy thought.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' A bee dies when it stings you.<br> | '''Durga:''' A bee dies when it stings you.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' ...Yeah?<br> | '''Jersey:''' ...Yeah?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' But it can also sting you after it's dead.<br> | '''Durga:''' But it can also sting you after it's dead.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Yuck.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Yuck.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Curious symmetry.<br> | '''Durga:''' Curious symmetry.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Okay, that's a creepy thought too, but you know what I was thinking?<br> | '''Jersey:''' Okay, that's a creepy thought too, but you know what I was thinking?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' What?<br> | '''Durga:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' How spooky it would be if someone was listening to ''us'' right now.<br> | '''Jersey:''' How spooky it would be if someone was listening to ''us'' right now.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' To ''us''?<br> | '''Durga:''' To ''us''?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Spying on us, you know, like we're listening to them.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Spying on us, you know, like we're listening to them.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' That would be impossible. I would know.<br> | '''Durga:''' That would be impossible. I would know.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, I guess you're right, but if they were... creeeeepy.<br> | '''Jersey:''' Yeah, I guess you're right, but if they were... creeeeepy.<br /> | ||
==Herzog: "Old Spies"== | ==Herzog: "Old Spies"== | ||
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(entering pub)<br> | (entering pub)<br /> | ||
'''[[Avi]]:''' Hey, you dry old man, they have very good pie here.<br> | '''[[Avi]]:''' Hey, you dry old man, they have very good pie here.<br /> | ||
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Best in Boston.<br> | '''[[Herzog]]:''' Best in Boston.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' Apple, Key Lime, French Silk, or Baklava. Although, the best Baklava is from Acco. One of those places everyone has been... Romans, Crusaders, people as old as you.<br> | '''Avi:''' Apple, Key Lime, French Silk, or Baklava. Although, the best Baklava is from Acco. One of those places everyone has been... Romans, Crusaders, people as old as you.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' You're older than I am.<br> | '''Herzog:''' You're older than I am.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' That's how I know you're an old man.<br> | '''Avi:''' That's how I know you're an old man.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Key Lime then.<br> | '''Herzog:''' Key Lime then.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' (snaps fingers) Two pieces of Key Lime, and coffee.<br> | '''Avi:''' (snaps fingers) Two pieces of Key Lime, and coffee.<br /> | ||
'''Waitress:''' Comin' up.<br> | '''Waitress:''' Comin' up.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' So, what happened?<br> | '''Avi:''' So, what happened?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' With the chatter net?<br> | '''Herzog:''' With the chatter net?<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' With everything.<br> | '''Avi:''' With everything.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' The ship, the one that crashed out of the slipstream inside lunar orbit...<br> | '''Herzog:''' The ship, the one that crashed out of the slipstream inside lunar orbit...<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' The ''[[UNSC Apocalypso|Apocalypso]]''.<br> | '''Avi:''' The ''[[UNSC Apocalypso|Apocalypso]]''.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Right.<br> | '''Herzog:''' Right.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' It wasn't just the ship?<br> | '''Avi:''' It wasn't just the ship?<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' Right.<br> | '''Herzog:''' Right.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' It was one of ours, huh? Navy spy ship?<br> | '''Avi:''' It was one of ours, huh? Navy spy ship?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Right again.<br> | '''Herzog:''' Right again.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' There's more... But either you don't know it or you can't tell me.<br> | '''Avi:''' There's more... But either you don't know it or you can't tell me.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' You said you had a recruit.<br> | '''Herzog:''' You said you had a recruit.<br /> | ||
'''Avi''': - A candidate<br> | '''Avi''': - A candidate<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' (skeptically) ...a candidate<br> | '''Herzog:''' (skeptically) ...a candidate<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' (sigh) You should retire, old man.<br> | '''Avi:''' (sigh) You should retire, old man.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' I have work to do. More work since some people left the business to take soft professor jobs.<br> | '''Herzog:''' I have work to do. More work since some people left the business to take soft professor jobs.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' I got too old for the game. And I was younger than you are now.<br> | '''Avi:''' I got too old for the game. And I was younger than you are now.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' You said you had a candidate...?<br> | '''Herzog:''' You said you had a candidate...?<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' A mouse. You would never know she's there. She's a scholarship girl from some god-forsaken hick town. Although, the only way you can tell is her haircut. She's got the clothes alright, she just seems to have a blind spot about the hair.<br> | '''Avi:''' A mouse. You would never know she's there. She's a scholarship girl from some god-forsaken hick town. Although, the only way you can tell is her haircut. She's got the clothes alright, she just seems to have a blind spot about the hair.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Good, good.<br> | '''Herzog:''' Good, good.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' She looks at the things ordinary people do, like a scientist.<br> | '''Avi:''' She looks at the things ordinary people do, like a scientist.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' ...like a detective.<br> | '''Herzog:''' ...like a detective.<br /> | ||
'''Avi:''' Also persistent as hell. I'll send you her dossier next week.<br> | '''Avi:''' Also persistent as hell. I'll send you her dossier next week.<br /> | ||
(pie arrives)<br> | (pie arrives)<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Ah, the famous pie.<br> | '''Herzog:''' Ah, the famous pie.<br /> | ||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
