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{{Status|Apocrypha}} {{AxonClips}} '''Axon Clips Chapter 2''' is the second chapter in the [[I love bees|I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the third week of August, [[2552]].<ref>Each chapter is a week apart, and the last chapter includes the start of the Covenant invasion of Earth: a verifiable date.</ref> {{TOC right}} ==Kamal: "The Red Button"== *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject3.wav Kamal Audio Compilation 9min 37sec] ===Cute Little Caps=== {{Listen|title=Cute Little Caps |filename=ILB_Cute_little_caps.ogg }} ''(chatter beeps repeatedly)''<br> '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' Dammit!<br> '''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' That's like the [[Seven|seventh]] time today you've refused to answer your [[chatter]]. I'd say it was your mother...<br> '''Kamal:''' My mother is 42 light years away.<br> '''Hiro:''' ...except you'd never dare not answer your mother. Bill collectors, perhaps, or immigration?<br> '''Kamal:''' Dammit!<br> '''Hiro:''' Or you've been breaking hearts in the nursing dorms, haven't you? ''(walks to the window)'' If I look out the window here, I bet I see like four of them, standing outside in short skirts and those cute little caps, just waiting.<br> '''Kamal:''' You need a girlfriend.<br> '''Hiro:''' We both need girlfriends.<br> ===Pony Tail=== {{Listen|title=Pony Tail |filename=ILB_Pony_tail.ogg }} ''(chatter beeps)''<br> '''Kamal:''' It's not a girlfriend at the other end of that chatter, it's a gangster.<br> '''Hiro:''' Good looking gangster?<br> '''Kamal:''' Pony tail.<br> '''Hiro:''' This is what I'm saying, you're in no position to be picky.<br> '''Kamal:''' I was ghosting his chatter and I sort of let him notice.<br> '''Hiro:''' You did what? You were showing off.<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> '''Hiro:''' For a girl.<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> '''Hiro:''' For the arrangement.<br> '''Kamal:''' I wish you wouldn't call her that, her name is [[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]].<br> '''Hiro:''' Hmmph, her name is trouble.<br> '''Kamal:''' What do you mean?<br> ''(a knock at the door)''<br> '''Hiro:''' Did I forget to mention that a good looking guy with a pony tail was coming up to the apartment?<br> ''(knocking)''<br> '''Kamal:''' Oh no.<br> ===Freelance=== {{Listen|title=Freelance |filename=ILB_Freelance.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' Freelance?<br> '''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Free as in paid, dude. As in, I would pay you money to use your powers for good instead of--<br> '''Kamal:''' Spying on you?<br> '''Aiden:''' That.<br> '''Kamal:''' I don't think... it would be a good idea to work for you.<br> '''Aiden:''' Oh, you mean because of Sophia? Sophie and I worked things out. Where's my damn chatter?<br> ''(chatter beeps on)''<br> '''Aiden:''' Soph, you want to talk to Kamal?<br> '''Sophia:''' ''(on chatter)'' Hi, Kamal. Aiden's a bastard.<br> '''Kamal:''' Pardon me?<br> '''Sophia:''' ''(on chatter) (laughs)'' But he's my bastard.<br> '''Kamal:''' That's... good...<br> ===Bracelet=== {{Listen|title=Bracelet |filename=ILB_Bracelet.ogg }} '''Aiden:''' Thanks Soph.<br> ''(chatter beeps off)''<br> '''Aiden:''' See?<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br> '''Aiden:''' You're underestimating her.<br> '''Kamal:''' What?<br> '''Aiden:''' You talked to her in the last couple of days.<br> '''Kamal:''' A little.<br> '''Aiden:''' She told you about the bracelet.<br> '''Kamal:''' Um...<br> '''Aiden:''' You think I bought her off?<br> '''Kamal:''' It's an expensive bracelet!<br> '''Aiden:''' If you think she's a whore, then--<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(talking over him)'' Don't say it.<br> '''Aiden:''' If I had given her that before we made up, Sophie would have run me through with a butcher knife.<br> '''Kamal:''' Good... I mean...<br> '''Aiden:''' You didn't want to be disappointed.<br> '''Kamal:''' I'm not.<br> '''Aiden:''' I'm a good judge of people, Kamal, you're not.<br> '''Kamal:''' You shouldn't assume anything about me.<br> '''Aiden:''' You think I'm stupid. I'm friendly, I smile a lot. That's not what you respect. Okay.<br> '''Kamal:''' Respect? I don't think this has anything to do--<br> '''Aiden:''' Ah, not true, you think all the time. So, think about the freelance thing. Maybe come by for dinner tomorrow, Sophia's cooking. 6-ish?<br> '''Kamal:''' I don't think that would be such a good id--<br> '''Aiden:''' Look at it this way, going to a job interview is not accepting a job. It's an interview. Dinner, okay?<br> ===Panic Button=== {{Listen|title=Panic Button |filename=ILB_Panic_button.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' What does she see in him?<br> '''Hiro:''' The pony tail; girls like hair.<br> '''Kamal:''' He nearly called her a-- you heard what he said!<br> '''Hiro:''' You think I was standing in my bedroom, with my ear pressed against the door eavesdropping?<br> '''Kamal:''' You weren't?<br> '''Hiro:''' Actually, I was, but it was really hard to hear.<br> '''Kamal:''' He's so ... cocky.<br> '''Hiro:''' Funny choice of words. Maybe its the jewelry? You can tell she's used to money.<br> '''Kamal:''' I'll need a panic button. A backup.<br> '''Hiro:''' He can keep her in the style to which she is accustomed... What do you mean a panic button? You're not going over there?<br> '''Kamal:''' I'll set up a program, some... some kind of dead man switch.<br> '''Hiro:''' Oh no, I don't want any part of this. <br> ===Code Word=== {{Listen|title=Code Word |filename=ILB_Code_word.ogg }} '''Hiro:''' I'm not trusting the hands and body of a future surgeon to the tender ministrations of a pissed off boyfriend.<br> '''Kamal:''' You won't even have to go inside.<br> '''Hiro:''' Good.<br> '''Kamal:''' Unless...<br> '''Hiro:''' No.<br> '''Kamal:''' ...I can't get to my chatter. You can be a couple blocks away, ghosting me.<br> '''Hiro:''' Are you even listening to me? I. Don't. Wanna. Be. Involved.<br> '''Kamal:''' We'll need a code word. I'll say... the twelve cranial nerves.<br> '''Hiro:''' The twelve cranial nerves?<br> '''Kamal:''' Its not likely to come up in conversation.<br> '''Hiro:''' Did you hear me say no? I said no.<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(lost in thought)'' Except the cops need to come where I am. Okay, I've got it.<br> '''Hiro:''' Kamal, you're not listening.<br> '''Kamal:''' What?<br> ===Blue Then Red=== {{Listen|title=Blue Then Red |filename=ILB_Blue_then_red.ogg }} '''Aiden:''' I'm going to check on Sophie in the kitchen. Let me get you another [[list of food and drinks|beer]], dude. Be right back. ''(walks away)''<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' You there?<br> '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' I'm here, ''dude''. Its raining, I'm getting wet.<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' So, cranial nerves, you hit the buttons.<br> '''Hiro:''' Blue, then red.<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Yeah, blue, then red... I think... Yes.<br> '''Aiden:''' ''(walking back)'' Good to have you over, good for Soph, someone from home.<br> '''Kamal:''' Thank you, its nice to be invited.<br> '''Aiden:''' Dinner was good, huh? She's a good cook.<br> '''Kamal:''' Very good. The [[wikipedia:kofta|kofta]] were maybe the best I've ever had.<br> '''Aiden:''' Which was that?<br> '''Kamal:''' The lamb meatballs.<br> '''Aiden:''' Oh yeah, I like those... Home cookin'. So, your parents are trying to get here?<br> ===Visa=== {{Listen|title=Visa |filename=ILB_Visa.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' They've applied, but they don't have any reason to be bumped in priority. So we're thinking when I get through with school and all that, I'll get permanent residency.<br> '''Aiden:''' How far away is that?<br> '''Kamal:''' At least a couple of years.<br> '''Aiden:''' Hmm, that's a long time - a couple of years. So there's the freaking rub. Have you thought about bringing them in on a visitor's visa?<br> '''Kamal:''' I was denied.<br> '''Aiden:''' Lots of people trying to get here these days.<br> '''Kamal:''' Sophia said her brother was coming. You... got him papers?<br> '''Aiden:''' Yeah, he's inbound. Her mother won't leave Coral, though.<br> '''Kamal:''' So, maybe there's a way you could help my parents?<br> '''Aiden:''' It's nice to have you come over. That freelancing thing I mentioned? It would be great. You'd be coming around, Soph would have someone from home to talk to. Could you do something like set up a chatter account?<br> ===My Family=== {{Listen|title=My Family |filename=ILB_My_family.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' A chatter account? I... I could set one up, but you don't need me to do that kind of thing.<br> '''Aiden:''' Maybe try it now. Set me up a chatter account for [[Bakri Omari-Muengue]]. You need me to spell that?<br> '''Kamal:''' What's his government number?<br> '''Aiden:''' If Bakri could get a government number, Kamal, what would I need to pay you for?<br> '''Kamal:''' Alright, but this isn't about money, it's about my family.<br> '''Aiden:''' Bringing your parents to Earth? We could talk about that.<br> '''Kamal:''' I just want it clear, if I work for you, you'll see about getting my family here?<br> '''Aiden:''' Kamal, that's what I do.<br> ===Shock Sticks=== {{Listen|title=Shock Sticks |filename=ILB_Shock_sticks.ogg }} '''Kamal:''' Okay, I can find an unclaimed address and set up a shell. From the outside it will be just like a regular account.<br> '''Aiden:''' What time is it, anyway?<br> '''Kamal:''' Okay, this will just take a sec. I have to build a filter to find an unclaimed address.<br> ''(a banging on the door)''<br> '''Aiden:''' Yeah?<br> '''Officer:''' Berkeley police.<br> '''Aiden:''' What did you freakin' do?<br> ''(banging on the door)''<br> '''Officer:''' Open up. Berkeley police.<br> '''Kamal:''' I didn't do anything!<br> '''Aiden:''' The Berkeley cops use their shock sticks, you know.<br> ''(Aiden opens door)<br>'' ===Trigeminal=== {{Listen|title=Trigeminal |filename=ILB_Trigeminal.ogg }} '''Aiden:''' Officer, what can I do for you on this drizzly evening?<br> '''Officer:''' You with the chatter, hands off it. Are you the resident-- Hands ''off'' the chatter! Put them on your head. On your head. Who's apartment is this?<br> '''Aiden:''' I live here.<br> '''Officer:''' Your name?<br> '''Aiden:''' Aiden Maki.<br> '''Officer:''' Can I see your ID?<br> '''Aiden:''' Sure. What seems to be the problem?<br> '''Officer:''' We got a trace on the chatter for a possible CP fraud. Sir, do you want to tell me just exactly what you were doing?<br> '''Kamal:''' Um, I was... I was looking up a friend's address.<br> '''Officer:''' I'm sorry I will have to confiscate that chatter.<br> '''Aiden:''' Don't you have to have some sort of warrant?<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Oh God, olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trigeminal...<br> '''Aiden:''' Officer, my friend is just looking up an address.<br> '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' What? Oh, oh right, that's me.<br> ===Red=== {{Listen|title=Red |filename=ILB_Red.ogg }} '''Officer:''' I will deal with you in a moment, Mr. Maki, and I will need to see some ID.<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Red, red, red, red, red! ''(louder)'' Those are really great ''red''... red curtains, Aiden.<br> '''Hiro:''' I thought it was blue?<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(whispering)'' Red!<br> '''Hiro:''' Okay.<br> '''Aiden:''' My friend is very passionate about interior decoration.<br> '''Officer:''' I'm going to have to confiscate that chatter. ''(chatter on, radio mumbling)'' Copy that, repeat address please. ''(radio mumbling)'' Jesus Christ, I'm on my way. ''(chatter off)'' You're a lucky bastard, I've got a priority one, I've got to go. <br>(walking away)<br> '''Aiden:''' You have to go?<br> '''Officer:''' Officer Under Fire about a block and a half from here.<br> '''Aiden:''' ''(disappointed)'' That's it?<br> '''Officer:''' ''(to chatter)'' [[Unit 216]] responding to backup, I'm less than two blocks ...(closes door)<br> ===I Hate You=== {{Listen|title=I Hate You |filename=ILB_I_hate_you.ogg }} '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' Kamal, what's going on?<br> '''Aiden:''' That was weird... and convenient.<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(emphasizing)'' Yes, um, much more convenient than if you were to suddenly drop your chatter down a sewer.<br> '''Aiden:''' What?<br> '''Hiro:''' ''(on chatter)'' What?<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(emphasizing)'' Yes, if you were to ''lose your chatter''.<br> '''Aiden:''' What?<br> '''Hiro:''' What?<br> '''Kamal:''' For God's sake, you moron, smash the damn chatter with a brick and get the hell out of there!<br> ''(sirens heard through chatter)''<br> '''Hiro:''' Do what? Oh, the blue button. Only you didn't let me hit the blue button, you made me hit the red one. And that means... I hate you.<br> ''(chatter off)''<br> '''Aiden:''' You had someone ghosting you. You pulled some hacker stunt to get that cop out of here.<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(weakly)'' Not me. Some other dog that looks just like me...<br> ===Tack Hammer=== {{Listen|title=Tack Hammer |filename=ILB_Tack_hammer.ogg }} '''Aiden:''' ''(smug)'' You were afraid. You were thinking I might be the kind of guy who would hold a grudge. Say, break your fingers, each one, with a tack hammer...<br> ''(thunder booms outside)''<br> '''Aiden:''' Kamal, I am so not that guy.<br> '''Kamal:''' ''(walking away)'' I've gotta go. I've gotta check on my friend.<br> '''Aiden:''' No, stay, we'll talk.<br> '''Kamal:''' For some reason, it's never Plan A. No, I got my friend in a world of trouble, I've gotta go. ''(opens door)'' Tell Sophia... thanks for dinner.<br> ===Raining Cops=== {{Listen|title=Raining Cops |filename=ILB_Raining_cops.ogg }} ''(door opens)''<br> '''Kamal:''' Hiro? Hiroyuki, are you home?<br> '''Hiro:''' You bastard.<br> '''Kamal:''' Thank God you're home. You're okay? They didn't pick you up?<br> '''Hiro:''' I'm okay, no thanks to you and half the Berkeley police department.<br> '''Kamal:''' I didn't plan it that way.<br> '''Hiro:''' I smashed the chatter, threw it down a sewer grate, and then it started raining cops. Cops in cars, cops on foot, cops dropping out of camo'd helios, cops every-damn-where.<br> '''Kamal:''' Sophia sent leftovers.<br> '''Hiro:''' And now I don't have a chatter.<br> '''Kamal:''' I know. I'm going to give you mine.<br> '''Hiro:''' I don't want ''your'' chatter, all my stuff was on mine. <br> ===Dude=== {{Listen|title=Dude |filename=ILB_Dude.ogg }} '''Hiro:''' My address book, my schedule, my debit account, every damn thing!<br> '''Kamal:''' Mine is cooler than yours.<br> '''Hiro:''' You just couldn't let me hit that blue button, could you?<br> '''Kamal:''' That would have pushed the 'Officer Under Fire' alert to my chatter, which was Plan A for if Aiden tried to, you know...<br> '''Hiro:''' Pull out your lungs?<br> '''Kamal:''' Don't sound so eager... But as it turned out, I needed the cop to go away.<br> '''Hiro:''' Away meaning to me, and cop meaning every armed officer within 50 city blocks, all because I hit the ''red'' button.<br> '''Kamal:''' The 'Officer Under Fire' alert.<br> '''Hiro:''' While it was still on my chatter.<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah, but Sophie sent leftovers.<br> '''Hiro:''' Leftovers?<br> '''Kamal:''' Yeah, she made marties, little stuffed appetizers, and spiced lamb meatballs, with ''real meat'', with almond rice and, and milk pudding... So, are we okay?<br> '''Hiro:''' ''(talking with his mouth full)'' Dude!<br> ==Jan: "Witness"== *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 08sec] ===Pigeon=== {{Listen|title=Pigeon |filename=ILB_Pigeon.ogg }} (city hustle and bustle)<br> '''[[Marta]]:''' (fading in) Skewers, skewers! Hot off the torch[?]!<br> '''[[Janissary James|Jan]]:''' Heyy, Marta, whatcha got today?<br> '''Marta:''' I got pigeon and the special.<br> '''Jan:''' What's the special?<br> '''Marta:''' I'd stick with the pigeon.<br> '''Jan:''' (giggles) Maybe later.<br> '''Marta:''' Mmm hmm, maybe later when I'm not looking, you mean?<br> '''Jan:''' (laughing) Hey, hey, I was a kid, jeez, let it go.<br> '''Marta:''' (as Jan walks away) (laughs) Hey, you tell that good-looking daddy of yours "Hey" for me, okay?<br> (car driving up)<br> '''[[unidentified Bergen County police officer|'Stupid Cop']]:''' Hey, Janissary.<br> '''Jan:''' (warily) Officer.<br> ===Accessorize=== {{Listen|title=Accessorize |filename=ILB_Accessorize.ogg }} ''''Stupid Cop':''' Does your dad know you're cutting the sleeves off his old shirts?<br> '''Jan:''' (mockingly) ''Everybody'' loves a girl in ''uniform''.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Listen, Jan, I need your help.<br> '''Jan:''' Well, I'd crop that blue shirt of yours, flash a little skin. A little detailing in your holster wouldn't hurt either. Accessorize, that's the key.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Get in the car, Jan.<br> '''Jan:''' I can't do anything for you.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Oh, I think you can. Let's take a ride so I can explain things.<br> '''Jan:''' You can explain things right here.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Okay. You ever want to be a cop?<br> '''Jan:''' (sarcastic) Oh yeah, it's ''all'' I think about.<br> ===Frustrated=== {{Listen|title=Frustrated |filename=ILB_Frustrated.ogg }} ''''Stupid Cop':''' There's so many sons-of-bitches in the world, Jan, being a cop is a frustrating job.<br> '''Jan:''' Hmmm, you look frustrated.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' If I got too frustrated, I might have to redirect my attention to that fire last week. The one that destroyed all your test samples.<br> '''Jan:''' Hey, I didn't do anything.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' ''You'' didn't.<br> '''Jan:''' But... Why would he...?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' You are going to help me, Jan, but I want you to know why. Take a look at this vid tonight.<br> '''Jan:''' What is it?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Take a look. My chatter number's on the case. Call me when you're done, ''then'' I'll tell you what you're gonna do.<br> ===To Do=== {{Listen|title=To Do |filename=ILB_To_do.ogg }} (video playing of a woman being abused)<br> '''''Victim:''' (heavy slap) Gaaah! Aaah! (heavy slap, victim shrieks) Stop it, please! Don't, please– (heavy slap, victim weeps) Nooo!! (dragging noises, victim shrieks in pain, tearing noises)''<br> (chatter beeps on)<br> (chatter number dialed)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' (on chatter) Yo?<br> '''Jan:''' What do you want me to do?<br> ===On Time=== {{Listen|title=On Time |filename=ILB_On_time.ogg }} ''''Stupid Cop':''' You watch it?<br> '''Jan:''' What do you want?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' At 8:30 tomorrow night, you need to be at the southwest corner of 4th, downtown, under the big [[Spaceways]] vacation sign.<br> '''Jan:''' What do I do?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Just be on time, we'll take it from there.<br> '''Jan:''' And what's going to happen?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Well, I'm not going to get an arson warrant for your dad.<br> '''Jan:''' And?<br> (knocking)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Don't be late.<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah.<br> (chatter beeps off)<br> ===Code Nothing=== {{Listen|title=Code Nothing |filename=ILB_Code_nothing.ogg }} (door opening)<br> '''[[James James|James J]]:''' Hey, Dwayne dropped by again.<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah, I know, I was just... Aren't you supposed to menace guys so they won't hit on me?<br> '''James J:''' You can take care of yourself.<br> '''Jan:''' I say that a lot, don't I?<br> '''James J:''' Yeah. Hey, what's on your mind?<br> '''Jan:''' Just... nothing, Dad.<br> '''James J:''' Real nothing or ''code'' nothing?<br> '''Jan:''' Well, you never talk about your unit.<br> '''James J:''' My-my what?<br> '''Jan:''' Most demobs, they talk about their unit. (James sighs) They brag, they have buddies over, and bitch about the officers they hated, and lie about their kills.<br> '''James J:''' That was a long time ago.<br> '''Jan:''' Didn't you like them?<br> '''James J:''' I served with the best, Jan. The best.<br> '''Jan:''' Then why don't you ever talk--<br> '''James J:''' Do you want me to be one of those sorry, old bastards that sit around the apartment all day drinking beer and reminiscing about the good old days?<br> '''Jan:''' Yeah, sometimes.<br> '''James J:''' Duly noted. (chuckles)<br> ===Anything Illegal=== {{Listen|title=Anything Illegal |filename=ILB_Anything_illegal.ogg }} (police siren, cars pull to stop)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Sir, I'm going to need to search your vehicle.<br> '''Man:''' Excuse me?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step out of the car please, and keep your hands where I can see them.<br> '''Man:''' What did I do?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step out of the car, sir, now.<br> '''Man:''' What is this? Officer, I just left work. Come on, I haven't had time to do anything illegal.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' (drawing weapon) I'm going to have to ask you to step out--<br> '''Man:''' Hey, what the hell are you doing?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Drop the weapon!!<br> (two gunshots)<br> ===Right=== {{Listen|title=Right |filename=ILB_Right.ogg }} (public panics)<br> '''Jan:''' (horrified) Oh my god!<br> (woman screams)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step back, keep away from this vehicle.<br> '''Civilian 1:''' Oh my god.<br> '''Civilian 2:''' The cop just shot that guy!<br> (people running)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' He had a weapon. You, miss, you were standing right there. You saw he drew a weapon. Right?<br> '''Jan:''' (hesitating) Right...<br> ===Standard Procedure=== {{Listen|title=Standard Procedure |filename=ILB_Standard_procedure.ogg }} (chatter beeps on)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' This is Fox-977, requesting an ambulance, this location. One citizen.<br> (radio mumbling)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' No, I'm okay, send uniforms for crowd control though.<br> (radio mumbling)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Just a traffic stop, he drew a weapon.<br> (radio mumbling)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, we'll need the scene team, but you can tell the ambulance crew their client is DRT.<br> (radio mumbling)<br> (chatter beeps off)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Miss, don't go anywhere. We'll need you to give a statement on a lie detector about what you saw. All standard procedure.<br> '''Jan:''' (in disbelief) You just--<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Name?<br> '''Jan:''' You know my... Janissary James.<br> ===DRT=== {{Listen|title=DRT |filename=ILB_Drt.ogg }} ''''Stupid Cop':''' We'll get you home as soon as we've taken a statement, Miss James.<br> '''Jan:''' (slowly) Can I ask you a question, Officer?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Step over here, Miss James.<br> '''Jan:''' What does DRT stand for?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' (opens car door) Watch your head. It means ''Dead Right There''. (distant sirens, car doors close)<br> (car engine starts)<br> ===Creamsicle=== {{Listen|title=Creamsicle |filename=ILB_Creamsicle.ogg }} (car drives, background radio chatter)<br> '''Jan:''' So what now? Every guy you know who beats his girlfriend, you're just going to face-hole him and blackmail somebody into backing you up?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Not just anyone, a civilian witness who can pass the lie detector. The coroner's inquest is going to eat that up.<br> '''Jan:''' Wow, serve and protect.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Last week, when I had your hand on the PQI and you sat there cool as a creamsicle and lied your pretty ass off, and the machine was too stupid to tell, I just wanted to lean across the desk and slap you...<br> '''Jan:''' Well, now I know something. Are you going to pull me over in a couple of weeks and pop me too?<br> ===Miracle=== {{Listen|title=Miracle |filename=ILB_Miracles.ogg }} ''''Stupid Cop':''' ...and a couple of days later, I figured out you were the answer to a prayer.<br> '''Jan:''' (angrily) You can't... you can't just ''kill people''. It can't be that ''easy''.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Cool out, Janissary James, you didn't kill anybody. I did.<br> '''Jan:''' You made me part of it.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' That vid you screened? That was my buddy's daughter. If that was you, what do you think your father would have done?<br> '''Jan:''' Leave my dad out of this.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Too late, Jan. Sometime when you were a baby, somebody stuck you with a needle and shot you full of miracles. Smart, fast, strong, never get sick, never get drunk, don't need much sleep...<br> '''Jan:''' (in disbelief) How do you know?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' And what did you do? <br> (background radio chatter) ===Asset=== {{Listen|title=Asset |filename=ILB_Asset.ogg }} (background radio chatter)<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' Shoplifting. Play high school goddess for the tormented geeks in your neighborhood.<br> '''Jan:''' Oh, I-I guess I should have been out on the streets murdering bad guys, huh? Strangling ''jaywalkers'' on my way home from school?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' When I was your age, I pulled strings so I could join up a year early. Wanted to help save humankind. So you're about the last person on the planet I need a civics lecture from.<br> '''Jan:''' Well, you sure as hell need one from somebody.<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' What I needed was an asset to solve a problem. You were just dumb enough to make yourself available.<br> '''Jan:''' (sniffs) ''Look'', you just made me help you ''murder'' someone. Could you just be a little bit nice to me?<br> ''''Stupid Cop':''' ...Yeah. Okay.<br> ==Jersey: "If Someone Was Listening"== *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week2_subject1.wav Jersey Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] ===The Human Heart=== {{Listen|title=The Human Heart |filename=ILB_The_human_heart.ogg }} (jazz music plays)<br> '''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Wait, hang on... Oh! This bit is great! (Jazz music plays) My dad loves thi