Avery Johnson/Quotes

Campaign

Halo: Combat Evolved

The Pillar of Autumn

• "You heard the lady! Move like you've got a purpose!" - To Marines, after Cortana's announcements.
• Speech to Marines depended on Difficulties:
  • "Men, keep your eyes downrange, fingers on the triggers, and we all come home in one piece. Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Easy.
  • "Once again, it is our job to finish what the flyboys started. We are leaving this ship's platoon, and engaging the Covenant on solid ground. When we meet the enemy, you will rip their skulls from their spines, and toss 'em away, laughin'! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Normal.
  • "Men, here is where we show those split-chin, squid-head, sons of bitches that they could not have picked a worse enemy than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb bugs until we don't have anything left to shoot 'em with! And then, we are going to strangle them with their own living guts! Am I right, Marines?" - Johnson's speech on Heroic.
  • "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?" -Johnson's speech on Legendary.
• "Uh-huh. Damn right, I am. Now move it out! Double time!" - after Marines' response to his speech.
• "All you greenhorns who wanted to see Covenant up close... this is your lucky day." - When the Marines move out.

Halo

• "It's a mess, sir. We're scattered all over this valley. We called for evac, but until you showed up, I thought we were cooked." - To the Master Chief once after they meet up.
• "Sure, Cortana. All right ladies, volunteers step up on the double! The rest of you, get to the drop ship." - To Cortana, then Marines regarding a volunteer for the Warthog's turret.

343 Guilty Spark

• "Watch your mouth, son. This "stuff" is your history. It should remind you grunts what we're fightin' to protect." - To PFC Manuel Mendoza, who express his dislike to Flip Music.
• "You ask 'em real nice next time you see 'em, Bisenti. I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige." - To Mendoza and Bisenti who agreed they would let the Covenant destroy their Flip Music history.
• "Looks like a Covenant patrol. Badass Elite units, all KIA." - To Jacob Keyes, referring to a dead Elite inside the Flood containment facility.
• "Wait here for the Captain and his squad, and get your ass inside." - To PFC Wallace A. Jenkins, outside a Forerunner structure.
• "Boy, you always got a bad feelin' about something--" - To Mendoza, who said he has a bad feeling about entering a room inside the facility.
• "Mendoza, get your ass back up to Second Squad's position, and find out what the hell is goin' on." - To Mendoza, after losing contact with Second Squad.
• "Where's that coming from, Mendoza?" - After hearing the gurgling sounds from the Flood.
• "Don't even THINK about it, Marine!" - To Mendoza, who attempts to escape after shouting "This is loco!" upon encountering The Flood.
• "Goddamnit Jenkins, fire your weapon!" - To the panicking PFC Jenkins, who didn't fire his weapon at the Flood Infection Forms in terror.

The Maw

Note: (Non-canon appearance)

• "C'mere you mother... I'm gonna... Grr... Ah!" - Struggling with an Elite for Assault Rifle.
• "Oh, shi—" - When the Pillar of Autumn started to explode.
• "This is it, baby. Hold me." - To the Elite, who hugs him.

Gameplay Quotes

• "Get up, SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" - Shooting the enemy's corpse.
• "Roadkill!" - After splattering an enemy.
• "Why me...?" - Stuck by Plasma Grenade.
• "School is now in session!"
• "Theres no stopping me!"
• "Say hello to my little friend!"
• "Leave some for me!" -After the Chief kills some enemies.
• "You mind not killing my men?!" - When you kill a Marine.
• "You monkeys almost look like soldiers there!" - To the Marines.
• "I'm proud of you, Marines!" - After a Marine scores a kill.
• "Marines, we are going to aid Master Chief after he just saved your sorry asses!" - Assault on the Control Room.
• "Ah, man, I just had the thing washed!" - After splattering an enemy.
• "You're almost a man!" - After you or a Marine kills something.
• "Who's the man?" (Marine says- "You are!")
• "Thank you!" - After Johnson kills a Sangheili or Unggoy.
• "Just you and me now." - After all marines nearby have been killed.
• "One down, 50 billion to go!" - After killing Covenant infantry.
• "Do I owe you money?! " - After being shot/meleed by the player.
• "Sorry, soldier" -After shooting a Marine.
• "Don't get cocky!"
• "Where are your glasses, boy?"- After shooting Marines or him.
• "Stop whining!"
• "We did bring enough ammo to kill these things!" - Referring to the Flood on the level 343 Guilty Spark as you're running to reach the structure
• "No peeking!"
• "Headshot!" -After killing an enemy (with/without a headshot).
• "We could use your help, sir!"
• "I'm too pretty to die!"
• "Don't make me take off my belt!"
• "I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!" - This line is referenced numerously throughout the series, and Sergeant Stacker can use it as well.
• "Earth isn't going to save itself, Chief, it's time to step up to the plate, are you, or are you not going to finish the fight?" - Later used as Halo 3's tag line.
• "Lets go!" -When getting in a Warthog.
• "Fan out and search!" -When searching for an enemy.
• "All quiet" -When not spotting an enemy for a while.
• "Punch it!" -After getting in a Warthog.
• "Pedal to the metal!" -After getting in a Warthog.
• "Covering fire!"
• "I can't get a clear shot!" -When the player stands in his way.
• "Move!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
• "Get out of my way!" -When the player stands in his way.
• "Get the lead out Marines!"
• "Hey, move your ass!" -When the player stands in his way.
• "Triggers down, men!"
• "Sorry about that sir" -After he shoots Master Chief.
• "Can't run..." -After killing a running enemy.
• "Next" -After killing an enemy.
• "Come on!"
• "Keep it up!" -When the player or a Marine kills one or more enemies.
• "Its down!" -After killing an enemy.
• "We showed them" -After he and his squad win a fight.
• "Nice shot!" .
• "Here comes more!" -When he spots an enemy.
• "Target down!" -After killing an enemy
• "Which one of you freaks is next?!"
• "What the..?"
• "Over here" -When he spots an enemy.
• "Die!" -When trying to kill an enemy.
• "Want some more?!" -After killing an enemy.
• "One alien down" -After killing an enemy.
• "There it is" -When he spots an enemy.
• "Good shooting!" -When the player or a Marine kills one or more enemies.
• "Didn't even see me!" -After killing an enemy
• "Can't hide from me!" -When he spots an enemy.
• "Firing!" -When trying to kill an enemy.
• "Anyone see him?" -After not seeing an enemy for a while.
• "What's wrong with you?" -After the Chief kills a Marine.
• "Somebody call Keyes and tell him what happened" -After the Chief is dead.
• "You nuts?"
• "That's it, you are dead!" -After the player starts team killing.
• "There's more where that came from"
• "He's gone rampant!" -After the player starts team killing.
• "Nailed him" -After killing an enemy
• "Take that, bastard!" -After killing an enemy
• "I'm on your side!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Gaaaahhh!" -When he is meleed by the player.
• "Stop!" -After the player melees him.
• "Go go go!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
• "Careful" -After the player melees him.
• "Pile out!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
• "Watch it marine" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Everybody out!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
• "Clean your visor" -After the player melees him.
• "Ease up son!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Move it, move it! -After getting out of a Warthog.
• "Showtime!" -After getting in a Warthog.
• "Lets go!" -After getting in a Warthog.
• "Floor it!" -After getting in a Warthog.
• "Cut it out soldier" -After the player melees him.
• "Hold your fire!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Real good, jackass!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "What the hell?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Watch your fire, boy" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "What the...?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Check your targets marines" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Hey...!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Point that thing somewhere else!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Bastard!" -After killing an enemy.
• "Its me!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Where are your glasses, boy?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Sorry." -After he shoots you.
• "Try aiming that weapon" After the player melees/shoots him.
• "You are all gonna DIE!" -After he is shot and has very little health left.
• "Nothing over here" -After not seeing an enemy for a while.
• "Cease fire!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Whats wrong with you, boy?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
• "Make them count" -When he kills an enemy.
• "Covenant bastard!" -When he kills an enemy.
• "Let me get that for you!"
• "Rot in HELL!'
• "Slow it down!" When you drive a Warthog off a cliff.
• "That will do him" -When he kills an enemy.
• "Don't bother getting up" -When he kills an enemy.
• "Class dismissed" -When he kills an enemy.
• "Whoooaaaaaaa!" -When falling from a great distance.
• "Thats how you do it, boys!" -When he kills an enemy.
• "Alright..!" -When he kills an enemy.
• "I love this JOB!" -When he kills an enemy.
• "That can't be all of them?"
• "Are you bored?!" -When you teamkill.
• "How that feel?!" -When you betray him and he starts shooting you.
• "That is a guaranteed court-martial when we get back to earth, soldier" -When a Marine kills an ally with a grenade (even himself).
• "We are FUBAR." -When the Chief dies.
• "Follow me, Marines!"
• "BAAAAAM!" -When killing an enemy with a grenade.
• That's how you do it, boys"
• "Nice throw!" -After the player or an ally kills an enemy with a grenade.
• "You are dead!"
• "Show me what you got!"
• "Who wants a piece of me?!"
• "Get cool boy!" -After the player kills an ally.
• "Holy crap!" -When the player kills an enemy with a Plasma grenade.
• "Look at them fly" -When an enemy is killed by a grenade.
• "You are not getting away with that!" -After the player starts team killing.
• "Kill that S.O.B. -After the player starts team killing.
• "Get him, he's a traitor" -After the player starts team killing.
• "Get him, he's crazy!" -After the player starts team killing.
• "Get him, men" -After the player starts team killing.
• "Die, traitor!" -After the player starts team killing.
• "Take him out, marines!" -After the player starts team killing.
• "Should i feel good about that?" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
• "Well, on to plan B" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
• "Take that, traitor!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
• "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
• "Lousy piece of crap!" -After he kills th