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k4karnage Service Tag: K30 Template:Human Character Infobox "Dear Humanity... we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the Corps that just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" — Avery J. Johnson This is UNSC SPARTAN-K30, Serial ID: 24773-86142-4493-KD. I am a monument to all your sins. Of course not, that kind of monument would probably be to large for even the Forerunners to build, and they built the freakin' Ark! But anyways, what up all, I am of course k4karnage, which happens to be my Gamertag as well. I am currently a Captain, Grade 1 in Halo 3 and hope to become a Colonel soon. I am usually found playing between 3:20PM PST to 5-5:30PM PST. I play a variety of games, including Team Slayer, Team Objective, Team Doubles, Rumble Pit, Big Team Battle, and more recently, in the Heroic DLC playlist, exploring and conquering on the new maps released Dec. 11th. Halo 3 Sevice Record k4karnage Highest Skill: 23 Highest EXP: 110 EXP Penalties: -6 (Not very many, huh? I prefer to tough out those 4 to 1 matches. Better to lose horribly than to be a wuss and give them that +1 EXP satisfaction of scaring you away.) Lifetime EXP: 116 Current Rank: Captain, Grade 1 File:Captain-gr1.gif I have been playing Halo 3 since Sept. 25th, 2007, the release date. I have the Collector's Edition, which Microsoft politely returned on Jan. 5th, due partly to the ammount of hate mail i sent them. So, if you want a good partner for a team game, or want to go head-2-head, i will most likely accept. I intend on retireing from Matchmaking after i reach Colonel; Grade 1. I may continue to play after that, but i will not be doing it as much or to get any new ranks. However, i can be perswaded to reach Brigadier; Grade 1. Hopefully, though, i won't rise trough the ranks TOO quickly. You can usually find me either in Forge, Matchmaking, or Custom Games. Currently, i am attempting to beat Camapign on Heroic, so if you want to help, message me here or on XBL. My fave Halo 3 stuff: Weapons MA5C Individual Combat Weapon SystemFile:Sm h3 Assault Rifle.gif BR55HB SR Battle RifleFile:Sm h3 Battle Rifle.gif M90 Close Assault Weapon SystemFile:Sm h3 Shotgun.gif M7/Caseless Submachine GunFile:H3 s m g sm.gif Type-25 Directed Energy RifleFile:Sm h3 Plasma Rifle.gif Type-25 CarbineFile:H3 spiker sm.gif Type-1 Antipersonnel GrenadeFile:H3 plasma grenade sm.gif M9 High-Explosive Dual-Purpose GrenadeFile:H3 frag grenade sm.gif Type-52 PistolFile:H3 mauler sm.gif Type-25 Grenade LauncherFile:H3 brute shot sm.gif Vehicles M12 "Warthog" Light Reconnaissance VehicleFile:Sm h3 Warthog.gif Type-32 "Ghost" Rapid Assault VehicleFile:H3 ghost sm.gif M274 "Mongoose" Ultra-Light All-Terrain VehicleFile:H3 mongoose sm.gif M12G1 "Gauss Warthog" Light Anti-Armor Vehicle Attack-VTOL 14 "Hornet" Equipment Bubble Shield Deployable Cover Power Drain Radar Jammer Regenerator Trip Mine Camapign Levels Crow's Nest (#2) The Storm (#4) Floodgate (#5) The Ark (#6) Halo (#9) Multiplayer Levels Foundry High Ground Last Resort Narrows Rat's Nest Sandtrap Valhalla Bungie.net I am a faithful user on Bungie.net, the website for Halo's developer, Bungie Studios. My original account, k4karnage was my main account untill Oct. 30th, when for some unknown reason, i was unable to log into that account anymore. I was hacked by a group destroyer a few months back, which is most likely the reason i cannot log into the account. That, or Achronos dosen't like me anymore. (*sniffle*) Anyways, i am now using a new account, k4, as my primary account. (Note to all group destroyers in the vicinity, i routinely change my account information at different times each month, so any information you have now is probably outdated. HA!!!) I am a member of several groups, or Chapters, on B.net and post in them more than i do the Public Forums. I once was a major figure in the Halo 3 Forum, but due to the obvious buid up of spam leading to Halo 3's release date, i left and have since only posted in the Septagon. MUCH better maintained than the s--t-filled H3F, due to the fact that most of B.net's Forum Moderators hang out there, when there is nothing to be done in the Moderator/Administrator-Only chapter HFCS (Don't ask me what it means, i don't know) Userboxes Here are some of my userboxes: My Userbox Here's my userbox: Template:Userbox My other Userboxes: Bungiepedia I am also an avid user on Bungiepedia, the Bungie Wikia, created by WhiteRaven and Foman123 of Bungie.net legend. My personal page, here, is where i spend some of my time. Mostly, i just edit for clarity and add some new pages and such. I do , however, look after the page for the B.net chapter Council of Spartans, found here. Contact, South Corridor! Here are some ways to contact me if you ever want to: (NOTE: Do so at your OWN risk!) Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kendallfied Bungie.net: k4 MSN/Windows Live Messenger/Email: k4karnage@hotmail.com Thats All, Folks Thats all i have for now, i will be constantly editing, so keep looking back here for any changes. I want to thank Guesty-Persony-Thingy for helping me with creating this page. Hope to see you all around the bend and in Halo 3! *hides behind bend with Shotgun*