Editing TheRealYapYap

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The '''TheRealYapYap''' is a satirical twitter account purporting to be that of [[Yapyap|Yapyap the Destroyer]], run by an unidentified [[343 Industries]] employee or group of employees. The account was created on March 28, 2018<ref>[https://twitter.com/TheRealYapYap/status/979036670996574209 ''Twitter'', TheRealYapYap "I'm in!"]</ref> to coincide with the first [[The Yappening (Halo Wars 2)|The Yappening]], an occasional event in 343 Industries' games, in which Yapyap takes control of the game and adds a variety of wacky changes and gamemodes.<ref>[https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/the-yappening ''Halo Waypoint'', News "The Yappening..."]</ref> The Twitter features Yapyap's thoughts about several ''[[Halo]]''-related subjects, often asserting his superiority over them or threatening to destroy them. He appears to have a rivalry with [[Yabda]], a fellow [[Unggoy]].{{Citation needed}} Yapyap often interacts with and responds to other notable ''Halo''-related Twitter accounts, including the official ''Halo'' Twitter account.<ref>[https://twitter.com/TheRealYapYap/status/1182034644079788032 ''Twitter'', TheRealYapYap "I have never wanted to destroy humans LESS than I want to right now. ALL GLORY TO GYOZA, HIGH COMMANDER OF THE HUMANS!!!"]</ref>

==Mentioned characters==
During his tenure on Twitter, Yapyap has mentioned a number of characters in the ''Halo'' universe. Some of these have been existing characters while others were entirely new ones. Those in the latter category are not considered canonical.

===Existing===
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===New===
*'''Poonflim''': An Unggoy who Yapyap pranked by swapping out his gas before a mating quest.<ref>[https://twitter.com/TheRealYapYap/status/979057924919062529 ''Twitter'', TheRealYapYap "I haven't done a funny this good since swapping Poonflim's gas out before his mating quest!"]</ref>
*'''Griblip''': An Unggoy who Yapyap ordered to wash his Ghost along with Yampa. He returned three days later with broken arms and a tattoo saying "A DOG".<ref name="ODD">[https://twitter.com/TheRealYapYap/status/991783906507603968 ''Twitter'', TheRealYapYap "Watched some! It remindered me of the time I told Griblip and Yampa to go wash my Ghost. They came back three days later all laughin' with their arms broked and Yampa was a ordained minister and Griblip had a tattoo that just said "A DOG"]</ref>
*'''Yampa''': An Unggoy who Yapyap ordered to wash his Ghost along with Griplip. He returned three days later with broken arms and having become an ordained minister.{{Ref/Reuse|ODD}}
*'''Bumps-The-Ground''': A Huragok who YapYap suspects caused his [[methane]] to smell like body odor, as retribution for Yapyap yelling at him. Yapyap has declared that he will exact his revenge on Bumps.<ref>[https://twitter.com/TheRealYapYap/status/1024774537475325953 ''Twitter'', TheRealYapYap "Y'know what I hate? When you're mad at a Huragok and do anger yells at 'em and they just look atcha with that soft turtleface and then later your methane tanks do stinks like bodysmells for no reason BUT I KNOW IT WAS YOU BUMPS-THE-GROUND I WILL HAVE MY AVENGE!!!"]</ref>
*'''Pitlimp''': An Unggoy that YapYap identified as one of his best friends.<ref>[https://twitter.com/TheRealYapYap/status/1060964075419557888 ''Twitter'', TheRealYapYap "I hear they're startin' with making BORING guys like him first and then later when the machines are hot and spicy they're gonna do YAPYAP THE DESTROYER and ALL HIS BEST FRIENDS!!!!!! Like Dimkee and Pitlimp and Grimpid and that Lekgolo who waved at me in the food court!!!"]</ref>

==Sources==
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==See also==
*[https://twitter.com/TheRealYapYap/ YapYap THE DESTROYER (@TheRealYapyap) on Twitter]
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