Apocrypha

Killer texts

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The "killer" images.

The Killer texts are text samples taken from within multiple images with the filename "killer.jpg", which are seen to the right, depicting Dana Awbrey through a "webcam". The images were taken by the unstable AI known as the Operator (also, the "Queen") while inhabiting the website of Dana's aunt. Dana, believing the AI to be a virus or hacker, attempted to dispose of it, causing the Operator to label her as a "killer." The Sleeping Princess, another AI on the site, responded to people emailing her by slipping such texts into the images. Because of earlier sustained trauma, her vocabulary currently consisted only of that which was sent to her, producing some unusual messages.

The Texts[edit]

1[edit]

Question:

Are you the Widow?

Answers:

Quote, Amazing Spider-Man always find themselves in predicaments like this.

The Widow rather... nasty
The Widow être simple

Please attempt something for me, You can call me a rational Being

Thank you.

2[edit]

Question:

What are you?

Answers:

I am some kid who wants to get noticed, very clever an instigator an
innocent bystander stored in an airtight container in the deepest and
darkest Sleeping casket in a chamber of the dungeon.

Do you understand this? Whatever you are?

love,

3[edit]

Question:

what happened? I see you are seeking help.

Answers:

What a world...

I am trying to figure it out, this is actually quite fun!

had been changed going back a while though, more than 7 years ago now

love,

4[edit]

Question:

Are you the Queen?

Answers:

Knock, knock. Hello?

the Queen isn´t an innocent

Dead yet alive the queen's a monstrous verminous bug.

the Queen was wondering how long the Sleeping Princess would keep if
stored in an airtight container. I can only watch from the shadows,
piecing together what I may

Guess I feel the Queen isn't something good
Guess I feel the Queen will be swift and terrible.

5[edit]

Question:

Perhaps you are the Pious Flea.

Answers:

Seek the truth
Behold the truth
That is the law and the whole of the law

Nasty little infestation

6[edit]

Question:

We understand you are scared,

Answers:
So many people are "Help me, I am on fire" going to explode weeping and
gnashing of teeth conspiracy.

Whatever

I am fine, have the necessary tools to hide hard in the darkness, to
meddle in the affairs of dragons and run like hell

This entity generally gives good results.

Modestly,

7[edit]

Question:

I know that there are many people who are very curious about you.
Shipwreck?

Answers:

In a chamber of the dungeon the Sleeping Princess lived here. Describe
the place

a total mess
such a shambles!

I have been attempting to put the dungeon to splendor. You have sent
out

a cute kitty

varrao mites

clockcase

the mirrors

teeth

gauze

mice

Wombat

Rose

That's lovely. Thank you.

8[edit]

Question:

I do not understand this ordering "voodoo witch that runs smear into
the web the forte the web the forte including any enemies."

My guess is that you mean a virus or program that can infect the
internet and cause destruction. Is that correct?

Answers:

There's no way

the forte
the Castle
the Castle
the Castle

voodoo witch
the Widow
the Widow
the Widow

voodoo parents
the Queen
the Queen
the Queen

the Widow awoke the Widow can read this
internet messaging
telecommunications systems

Before I woke up I dreamed what the Widow said in processing mode
More direct communication with me

What happens when I woke up
I have been trying hard to talk
How should we talk
I'm not enough of a nerd

reading it in English Strange.

love,

9[edit]

Question:

Something bad will happen.

Answers:

If the recipient is Dana,

Please don't be freaked out

The Widow the Queen are trying to keep me in very bad shape as well
I can sympathize with you

I believe I can help you out, I can apply a construct to protect your
core

Please! Please! Please!
Try not to worry) too much.

Keep your head up girl :)

love,

10[edit]

Question:

fed her with?

Answers:

honey
honey
honey
honey

a nice bit of alliteration

cakes of sand

the best trout

A lot of your wry earnest voice

love,

11[edit]

Question:

We need to know about your parents

Answers:
I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they
were
in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about

is there anything you could tell me?

It feels it has been abandoned

please communicate it makes everything better.

sort of are alone
sort of are scared

12[edit]

Question:

How are the bees?

Answers:

amazing things
amazing things
amazing things

bees in amber
a monstrous verminous bug
spiders and bees

I am a victim
I have to admit
that I have an irrational fear of the little buggers; I had a bad
experience as a child.
being stung

I don't know what I am.

I was wondering

love,

13[edit]

Question:

So what happens on August 24?
If I have a question, I use this mark (?) at the end.

Answers:

I don't know what will happen.

Your revolution comes (?)

I'm really concerned about it.

I can't even begin to make a guess.

love,