7 Steps to World Domination

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A documentary on the history of Bungie available in the Halo 3 Legendary Edition.

"Bungie is a studio built first and foremost on the strengths and abilities of its people. They use the best technology and the best talent in the industry, assembled together in the best place, to create compelling games, stories and worlds. With all these pieces in place, Bungie can concentrate on its ultimate goal..."

— The Bungie Creed

Steps

Step 1

Start independent gaming software company.

Step 2

Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform.

Step 3

Announce killer gaming title.

This was shown as Bungie trying to give a good name to what would eventually become Halo:Combat Evolved.

Names included:

• The Crystal
• Covenant - to which Paul Russel described as sounding like a bad 80s' Hair Band.
• Resonance
• Pulse
• Red Shift
• Flare
• Aquarius
• And others (unreadable)

Step 4

Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company.

Step 5

Recover Ling Ling's head.

Ling Ling was a severed Dogs head in a jar. One of the Bungie employees at the Chicago office stated that it belonged to a room mate who was a medical student. When the room mate moved out, he left the head behind.

Step 6

Stage bloody coup of new parent company.

Talks about Bungie's move from the Chicago Office. The Bungie coat of arms is shown, it is an arm stretching out with a lightning bolt, the words "Don't make us kick your ass" was written in Latin around it.

Step 7

Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot.

Unfinished, leading members claim to "plan their schemes" every day.

Documentary Videos

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