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==Kamal== | ==Kamal== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 27sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 27sec] | ||
[[Media:its_a_chicken.ogg|its_a_chicken]] | |||
'''Hiro:''' What is that?<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' It's a chicken.<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' It's a raw chicken.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' Sophia's coming to dinner tonight.<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Hoohoo! She and Aiden split up?<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' No, we're just friends.<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Kamal, nobody buys a whole chicken for a friend. Can you even cook?<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' I finished med school, how hard can cooking be?<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Isn't raw chicken full of pathogens? Should it even be sitting on the counter that way? Oh, and I don't think our flash works.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' What do you mean?<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' What I said, I think it only microwaves. I think the baking/cooking part is on the fritz. | |||
'''Kamal:''' It's not!<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' It is.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' So I'll microwave it then.<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' I'm going out for dinner...<br /> | |||
[[Media:surgery.ogg|surgery]] | |||
'''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' The chicken.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' Oh, yeah. It said to cut it up into 8 pieces.<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' This doesn't look like normal pieces.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' Well, it... I looked up how to cut a chicken, but then, some pieces are bigger, some pieces are smaller, so I cut it up so it would be... you know, fair.<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Oh.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' What's that supposed to mean?<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Nothing...<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' Whaat?<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Just that, when you do your surgery rotation, I want to be in another state. | |||
[[Media:butter_flavored.ogg|butter_flavored]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Uh, what about the people who want the skin left on?<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' Skin is overrated. It said to marinade it in... wor..chester..shire..sauce, and butter, but we didn't have w--that. So, I was going to use steak sauce, but we didn't have that, so I used ketchup! It's pretty much the same, right?<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' We don't have butter either.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' So I used butter flavored popcorn oil! Hey, it's butter flavored!<br /> | |||
(knocking) | |||
[[Media:surgeon_general.ogg|surgeon_general]] | |||
(door opens)<br /> | (door opens)<br /> | ||
Together: Hi!<br /> | '''Together:''' Hi!<br /> | ||
Kamal: Hi, thank you for coming. uh...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hi, thank you for coming. uh...<br /> | ||
Sophia: Thanks for having me.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Thanks for having me.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Oh of course.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Oh of course.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Oh, what's that smell?<br /> | Sophia: Oh, what's that smell?<br /> | ||
Hiro: Science!<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Science!<br /> | ||
Kamal: Hiro, don't you have to be somewhere? It's chicken.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hiro, don't you have to be somewhere? It's chicken.<br /> | ||
Hiro: I don't have to leave just yet.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' I don't have to leave just yet.<br /> | ||
Kamal: I just had a taste for it you know?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I just had a taste for it you know?<br /> | ||
Sophia: Uh huh.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Uh huh.<br /> | ||
Hiro: We haven't met. I'm Hiroyuki, Kamal's roommate.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' We haven't met. I'm Hiroyuki, Kamal's roommate.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Hi<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Hi.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Of course, it's not traditional Coral food, not like you make.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Of course, it's not traditional Coral food, not like you make.<br /> | ||
Hiro: Not like anyone makes.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Not like anyone makes.<br /> | ||
Sophia: (laughs)<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (laughs)<br /> | ||
Kamal: My friend's just leaving...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' My friend's just leaving...<br /> | ||
Hiro: Hey, I'm like the surgeon general, man. She should be warned.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Hey, I'm like the surgeon general, man. She should be ''warned''.<br /> | ||
Sophia: (giggle) Warned?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (giggle) Warned?<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:s_typhi.ogg|s_typhi]] | ||
Kamal: I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Oh. Um, do you think it's done?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Oh. Um, do you think it's done?<br /> | ||
Kamal: Well, stuff doesn't get brown in the microwave right?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Well, stuff doesn't get brown in the microwave right?<br /> | ||
Sophia: Maybe you could finish it on the stove.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Maybe you could finish it on the stove.<br /> | ||
Hiro: We don't have a regular stove. And the flash doesn't work.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' We don't have a regular stove. And the flash doesn't work.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Ah. Well...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Ah. Well...<br /> | ||
Kamal: Microwave it longer?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Microwave it longer?<br /> | ||
Sophia: Sure.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Sure.<br /> | ||
Hiro: Ah, few things in nature are as misunderstood as the playful salmonella bacterium. S-Typhi is the little dickins that--<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Ah, few things in nature are as misunderstood as the playful salmonella bacterium. S-Typhi is the little dickins that--<br /> | ||
Kamal: Hiro! Aren't you going to be late?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hiro! Aren't you going to be late?<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:unstoppable.ogg|unstoppable]] | ||
Sophia: All day I was hoping you'd take me for pizza...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you'd take me for pizza...<br /> | ||
Kamal: Shut up!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Shut up!<br /> | ||
Sophia: (giggles) Isn't it amazing how much soy pepperoni tastes like the real thing?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Isn't it amazing how much soy pepperoni tastes like the real thing?<br /> | ||
Kamal: Do you eat pork?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Do you eat pork?<br /> | ||
Sophia: If I did, my mother would know.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' If I did, my mother would know.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Yeah...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah...<br /> | ||
Sophia: She'd be in bed for a week, she'd wear black, and not tell anybody why.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' She'd be in bed for a week, she'd wear black, and not tell anybody why.<br /> | ||
Kamal: When I was a kid, my mother didn't care about that kind of thing. After my sister died, she got way more strict.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' When I was a kid, my mother didn't care about that kind of thing. After my sister died, she got way more strict.<br /> | ||
Sophia: What happened to your sister?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' What happened to your sister?<br /> | ||
Kamal: Genetic disorder. It's funny, you know, when she was little, she was unstoppable. I mean, the best you ever saw.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Genetic disorder. It's funny, you know, when she was little, she was unstoppable. I mean, the best you ever saw.<br /> | ||
Sophia: The best at what?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' The best at what?<br /> | ||
Kamal: Everything! Smartest, fastest, strongest, brattiest.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Everything! Smartest, fastest, strongest, brattiest.<br /> | ||
Sophia: (giggles) Oh I dunno about that | '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Oh, I dunno about that. You should meet my little brother.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:very_lucky.ogg|very_lucky]] | ||
Kamal: When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br /> | ||
Sophia: (laughing) You must suck.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (laughing) You must suck.<br /> | ||
Kamal: I'm nearly sure she could throw certain numbers when she wanted to.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I'm nearly sure she could throw certain numbers when she wanted to.<br /> | ||
Sophia: The dice were loaded.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' The dice were loaded.<br /> | ||
Kamal: No, that's just how coordinated she was. She could gauge the way they came out of her hand. That's what I think.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' No, that's just how coordinated she was. She could gauge the way they came out of her hand. That's what I think.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Right... *laughing* Or, maybe you just suck.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Right... *laughing* Or, maybe you just suck.<br /> | ||
Kamal: She loves languages. She taught herself... God, I haven't thought about this in years... She'd make Dad read a bed time story every night and then she would pretend to go to sleep listening to a chatter channel hot wired to some other language.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She loves languages. She taught herself... God, I haven't thought about this in years... She'd make Dad read a bed time story every night and then she would pretend to go to sleep listening to a chatter channel hot wired to some other language.<br /> | ||
Sophia: And you set up those chatter programs for her?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' And you set up those chatter programs for her?<br /> | ||
Kamal: It was easy.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It was easy.<br /> | ||
Sophia: I think your sister was very lucky.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I think your sister was very lucky.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:never_right_again.ogg|never_right_again]] | ||
Kamal: She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br /> | ||
Sophia: --poking you over and over and over again until you woke up?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' --poking you over and over and over again until you woke up?<br /> | ||
Kamal: Yeah<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Yeah, I told you I had a little brother (giggles)<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Yeah, I told you I had a little brother (giggles)<br /> | ||
Kamal: The night before the accident, she had convinced herself there were bad guys or burglars creeping around outside our house. I read her to sleep. Last time I ever--...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' The night before the accident, she had convinced herself there were 'bad guys' or burglars creeping around outside our house. I read her to sleep. Last time I ever--...<br /> | ||
Sophia: We don't have to talk about this.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' We don't have to talk about this.<br /> | ||
Kamal: It's | '''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br /> | ||
Sophia: I didn't mean to.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I didn't mean to.<br /> | ||
Kamal: No, it's | '''Kamal:''' No, it's okay. Anyway, by the time I woke up, she had already gone outside and the thing had happened and she was in the hospital. And she was never right again. | ||
Sophia: I'm so sorry. | '''Sophia:''' I'm so sorry. | ||
[ | [[Media:your_fault.ogg|your_fault]] | ||
Sophia: Do you want to tell me what happened?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br /> | ||
Kamal: She died from something called, uh, metabolic cascade failure... which is doctor speak for, everything falls apart. She couldn't talk when she got back from the hospital, and couldn't walk a few weeks later.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She died from something called, uh, metabolic cascade failure... which is doctor speak for, everything falls apart. She couldn't talk when she got back from the hospital, and couldn't walk a few weeks later.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Oh my god.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Oh my god.<br /> | ||
Kamal: It took her a year to die.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It took her a year to die.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Oh my god, your poor parents.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Oh my god, your poor parents.<br /> | ||
Kamal: I used to take her out for walks, I would push her wheelchair around places we used to play, the swings, and... she didn't even recog... Yasmine never lost at anything! Anything... I just couldn't believe that she-<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I used to take her out for walks, I would push her wheelchair around places we used to play, the swings, and... she didn't even recog... Yasmine never lost at anything! Anything... I just couldn't believe that she-<br /> | ||
Sophia: It wasn't your fault, Kamal.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' It wasn't your fault, Kamal.<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:something_i_carry.ogg|something_i_carry]] | ||
Kamal: Of course it wasn't.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br /> | ||
Sophia: But you felt guilty<br /> | '''Sophia:''' But you felt guilty.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Yeah, but, like the dog said, why look back when all--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, but, (Russian accent) like the dog said, why look back when all--<br /> | ||
Sophia: --don't. Don't.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' --don't. Don't.<br /> | ||
Kamal: What?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | ||
Sophia: Don't joke about it, you dont have to do that with me.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Don't joke about it, you dont have to do that with me.<br /> | ||
Kamal: She was 6, I was 10. It was a long time ago. Honestly Sophia, it's not something I carry around with me every day.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She was 6, I was 10. It was a long time ago. Honestly Sophia, it's not something I carry around with me every day.<br /> | ||
Sophia: | '''Sophia:''' Okay. One question.<br /> | ||
Kamal: What...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' What...<br /> | ||
Sophia: When did you decide to be a doctor?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' When did you decide to be a doctor?<br /> | ||
Kamal: Oh, I dunno, it just seemed like a good thing... | '''Kamal:''' Oh, I dunno, it just seemed like a good thing... Oh.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Yeah...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Yeah...<br /> | ||
[ | [[Media:kiss.ogg|kiss]] | ||
Sophia: (giggles) Thanks for dinner Kamal. And, next time you want chicken, call me and I'll come over and cook it for you.<br /> | (rain pours)<br /> | ||
Kamal: Deal... Uh, your hair's getting wet. In fact, you're, getting wet.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Thanks for dinner Kamal. And, next time you want chicken, call me and I'll come over and cook it for you.<br /> | ||
Sophia: It feels good! (giggles) Dinner was great. It's great being with someone from home.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Deal... Uh, your hair's getting wet. In fact, you're, getting wet.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Aiden'll never understand you the way I do.<br /> | (thunder booms)<br /> | ||
Sophia: Aiden doesn't do understanding, Aiden does charm and he does excitement. | '''Sophia:''' It feels good! (giggles) Dinner was great. It's great being with someone from home.<br /> | ||
Kamal: He's not good for you Soph.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Aiden'll never understand you the way I do.<br /> | ||
Sophia: That's the whole point. But you're right, Aiden isn't good for me. In fact, he's probably with some girl right now.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Aiden doesn't do understanding, Aiden does charm and he does excitement. | ||
Kamal: Want me to check?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' He's not good for you Soph.<br /> | ||
Sophia: -No... Actually, he's not with some girl right now because of you. And for that, you get a kiss.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' That's the whole point. But you're right, Aiden isn't good for me. In fact, he's probably with some girl right now.<br /> | ||
( | '''Kamal:''' Want me to check?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' -No... Actually, he's not with some girl right now because of you. And for that, you get a kiss.<br /> | |||
(they kiss)<br /> | |||
[ | [[Media:ground_light.ogg|ground_light]] | ||
Kamal: You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Kamal... You know that wouldn't be right.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Kamal... You know that wouldn't be right.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Yeah.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
Sophia: You're a good friend, Kamal. I really treasure that.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' You're a good friend, Kamal. I really treasure that.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Yes, well... No stars tonight. If it wasn't raining, we might even be able to see our own sun. Although there's probably too much ground light.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yes, well... No stars tonight. If it wasn't raining, we might even be able to see our own sun. Although there's probably too much ground light.<br /> | ||
Sophia: There's always too much ground light. Good night Kamal.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' There's always too much ground light. Good night, Kamal.<br /> | ||
Kamal: Good night... Sophia.<br /> | (she walks away)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br /> | |||
==Herzog== | ==Herzog== | ||
