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==[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]==
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|content = *"Tell my mom I love her!" - When stuck with a plasma grenade
*"Oh, God! I recognize that one! That was Bob!" - [[Chips Dubbo]] upon killing a [[Human Combat Form]].
*"One down, a billion to go." - After killing an [[Elite Major]].
*"Boo-yah!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Woo-hoo!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Airborne!" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill, ramp, etc.
*"Do you know how to drive?" - [[Warthog]] gunner or passenger after jumping off a hill and failing to land on four wheels.
*"Ay?! Where'd you get your license?" - Said when spinning/crashing/flying off a cliff in the [[Warthog]]. 
*"Uh, that thing on the left is the brake..." - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is driving the [[Warthog]].
*YOU KNOW THAT THING ON THE LEFT! IT'S THE BRAKE!" -When the Chief drives the Warthog badly.
*"YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" - When on last bar of health.
*"Hey, did you hear that?" - When a [[Covenant]] soldier sneaks up behind a [[Marine]].
*"What, the Covie behind you or me shitting my pants?" - After killing the [[Covenant]], in response to above.
*"I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON, YOU BASTARDS!" - In an Australian accent, usually on last bar of health.
*"Hey (mate), you stole my kill!" - When you kill a [[Covenant]] they were shooting at.
*"Aw, come on, that tickled!" - When shooting a Sergeant while rampant.
*"See that? Next time, you guys can help!" - When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"How do you like that?" - When a [[Marine]] kills a [[Covenant]].
*"Oh, I understand: You want more of THIS!" - When gunning a [[Covenant]] down from the gunner seat.  
*"You like that (huh)? You like that? Well here, have some more!" When the [[Warthog]] gunner injures an [[Elite]].  
*"Bueno, amigo, bueno."
*"Oh, God! Oh, God! OH, GOD!!" - When stuck by more than six [[Needler]] rounds, a {{Pattern|Anskum|plasma grenade}}, or a [[Flood spore]].
*"Hope you brought some butter, 'cause you're about to get fried!"
*"Say hello to my little friend!" - Reference to [[wikipedia:Scarface|Scarface]].
*"Fire in the hole!" - Throwing a [[Grenade]].
*"Frag out!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Oi! HEADS UP!" - Throwing grenade.
*"Good one!"
*"(Now), who's your daddy?" Reference to [[IWHBYD]].
*"Come get some!"
*"Damn it!"
*"Ay! The burn!"
*"Leave some for me!"
*"That one's down!"
*"Notify his next of kin, because they're next!"
*"They're even uglier when they're dead!"
*"Get your own! I saw it first!"
*"Get outta the way!"
*"One alien down!"
*"Yep. He's dead."
*"Killzilla!" - When getting into the gunner seat of a Warthog.
*"Call 911! I mean... if it's still on." - When hit.
*"And my mom thought I was goin' to be a doctor."
*"That one is room temperature"
*"Yikes!" - When Covenant suddenly shows up.
*"Catch this!" - Throwing a Grenade.
*"Here's a little gift for you!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Get up, so I can kill you again!" - To the dead covenant.
*"Don't bother getting up!" - To the dead covenant.
*"Oh, you want some more?" - To the dead covenant.

'''When [[Marines]] kill a large group of [[Covenant]], they cheerily say:'''
*"Bet the [[Covenant]] didn't expect to fight the biggest [[Marine]] badasses in the [[UNSC|Corps]]!"
*"You see, they weren't so tough; I heard some of them were wearin' skirts! *chuckle*"

'''When [[Marines]] mourn a dead ally, they say sadly:'''
*"He's gone..."
*"Damn, he's dead..."
*"Take care, brother...
*"Should have been me..."
*"Don't worry, bro/brother/buddy, I'll make him pay..." (Alternatively, the line "I'll make him pay", goes first, ending with the bro/brother/buddy line next.)  

'''When you or other [[Marines]] shoot at any other Marines, they say:'''
*"Hold your fire!"
*"Watch it! (Amigo!)"
*"Watch your fire! (Amigo!)"
*"Where's your glasses, boy?!"
*"What's wrong with you, boy?!"
*"Clean your visor!"
*"STOP!"
*"OW!"
*"HEY!"
*"Cut it out! (soldier!)"
*"I'm on your side!"
*"It's me!"
*"Cut it out!"
*"Hey, do I owe you money?!"
*"Cease fire!"
*"Ow! That one went in!"
*"HMM"

'''In response, the [[Marine]] that shot the Marine responds:'''
*"Sorry."
*"You're in my line of fire!"
*"Get outta the way!"
*"Outta the way, mate!"
*"That was me, my bad."
*"Out of the way, muchacho/amigo!"
*"MOVE!"
*"I had a shot!"
*"My fault!"
*"Get clear!"
*"Move, knucklehead(s), MOVE!!!"

'''If the [[Marines]] accidentaly shot you in their line of fire, they say:'''
*"Didn't see you, sir."
*"Sorry, sir."

'''When [[Marines]] hear a gunshot unexpectedly, they say:'''
*"Whoa!"
*"What the—?"
*"Holy Crap!"
*"Damn!"
*"What was that?"

'''In response to the gunshot noise, a [[Marine]] says:'''
*"You got me?!"
*"Back me up."
*"Cover me."
*"Goin' after 'em!"

'''In response to the Marine above:'''
*"I got your back, buddy/muchacho."
*"Got your back."
*"I got you covered."

'''When you kill two or more [[Covenant]] with grenades, [[Marines]] say:'''
*"Nice throw!"  
*"Hey! I didn't know these things could fly!" (Sometimes, Marines will chuckle upon saying this line.)
*"Whoa! Look at 'em fly!"
*"Hey, mate! Nice throw!"
*"Wow!"
*"Whoa, you've got skill!"
*"Wow, man! You've got skill!"

'''When you or another Marine kills an ally, [[Marines]] say :'''
*"What's/What is wrong with you?!"
*"Why'd you do that?"
*"(Are)You nuts?"
*"You killed him, man/mate!(Or You killed him!)"  
*"You killed him, man! You killed him!"
*"What the hell?!"
*"What the hell, dumbass?!"
*"Are you blind?!"
*"Oh, man...."
*"Check your targets next time!"
*(sarcastically) "Hey, nice job..."
*"Nice shot!" (Genuinely complimentary. Probably a glitch)
*"He jumped right in front of me, (mate)!"
*"Where'd he come from?!"
*"Well I didn't like him either but DAMN!"
*"You may not killing my men" (If you have sergeant marines with you)

'''But, when you kill too many allies, [[Marines]] will say:'''
*"I saw that, you traitor!"
*"You're not getting away with that!"
*"That's it, you're dead!" or just "You're Dead!"
*"We're through with you, mate!"
*"Get him! He's a traitor!"
*"Get him! He's crazy!"
*(LOCO variant) "Get him, he's LOCO!" or "He's lost it, he's LOCO!" or just "He's LOCO!" (Only said by the Hispanic Marine.)
*"He's gone [[rampant]]!"
*"He's gone loony!"
*"He's gone berserk!"
*"Kill that S.O.B.!"
*"Kill that freak!" or "Kill that armored freak!"
*"Kill the traitor!"
*"You rat bastard!"
*"Die, traitor!"
*"Take out/down his shields first!"

'''When road-killing an enemy, the gunner or the passenger says:'''
*"Roadkill!"
*"Road Pizza!"
*"What a mess!"
*"There's no running!"
*"That's one way to save ammo."
*"Aw, sir, it's more fun shooting them."
*"Aw, man! Just washed this thing!"
*"Oh, man...."
*"They're not so tough. I heard some of them are wearing skirts." Said by an Asian Marine

'''When you are spotted, [[Marines]] say:'''
* "Look, a [[Mark V]](5)!"
* "The cavalry has arrived!"
* "He is taller than I thought. Better looking, too."
* "It's about time you showed up!"
* "Mira! A [[Mark V]] (5)!"
* "(Hey), it's him!"
* "(Hey), a Mark V, I thought he'd be taller."
* "It's him!"
* "Look! There he is!"
* "Wow! There he is!"
* "I ''knew'' there was one on board!"
* "Thank God it's you!"
* Sergeant Johnson: "We could use your help, sir."

'''When an ally is [[killed in action]], [[Marines]] shout:'''
*"NO!"
*"Man down!"

'''When you die, [[Marines]] say:'''
*"Great... now, what?" 
*"Now, what?"
*"We are FUBAR."
*"We're done for..." 
*"[[Cortana]]... You still there?" 
*"Great! Now, who's gonna save the [[Earth]]?!"
*"Aw, that's it..."
*"This is bad...real bad."
*"Aw, I don't believe it!"
*"Cortana? Cortana? Can you hear me in there?"

'''When the [[Marines]] kill you after you kill too many allies, they say:'''
*"Lousy piece of crap!"
*"Well, on to plan B."
*"It wasn't supposed to happen that way."
*"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
*"What went wrong here?!"
*"Do/Should I feel good about that?"
*"Take that, traitor!" 
*"What went wrong with that thing?!"
*"Serves him right"
*"Don't play dead on me!" (Also said when killing a [[Covenant]], and [[Marines]] will occasionally shoot the body of the Chief)
*"Why, WHY?!"
*"Oh, boy, the [[Captain Keyes|Captain's]] not gonna be happy about this one" (Only said by [[Sergeant Johnson]].)
*"Get up, so I can kill you again!"(Also said when killing a Covenant, they will also shoot the body of the Chief.)
*"What went wrong?"
*"There's only one thing left to say..." (After saying this line, [[Sergeant Johnson]] will sing the theme song of the cartoon show 'Loony Toons'.)
*"I don't get it, what (what) happened?"
*"Rot in Hell!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
*"How's it feel to be dead?!" (Also occasionally said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Let me get that for you!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)
*"Bastard!" (Also said when killing a Covenant.)

'''After a fight with no or few casualties:'''
* "We showed em'!"
* "Alright!"
* "They won't mess with us again!"
* "See, they're not so tough."
* "Looking good, marines!"
* "That can't be all of 'em!"
* "Don't worry. There'll be more!"
* (Rare) Sergeant Johnson: "Yeah! ''Who's the man?''"
:Marine: "You are."
:Sergeant Johnson: "THANK YOU!"
* Sergeant: "You monkeys almost looked like soldiers back there!"
* Sergeant: "You make me proud, men!"

'''After a fight with many casualties:'''
* "That was grim..."
* "We're getting slaughtered!"
* "I can't believe I/we survived!"
* "I thought we were done for."
* "We lost that round, Marines."
* "I wanna go home."
* "How many of these things are there?!" - When fighting the Flood.
* "These things just don't die!" - When fighting the Flood.

'''After searching an area after a fight and finding no more enemies:'''
* "Where are they?"
* "Area secured."
* "No one on this side."
* "I think they all ran away."
* "I got nothing."
* "All clear over here."
* "Nothing over here."
* "I don't see anything."
* "Where they go?"
* "Nobody on this side."

'''Severely wounded after a fight:'''
* '''(weakly)''' "I'm hurt real bad..."
* "MEDIC!"
* "I don't think I can go on..."
* "I need a medic!"
* "They almost got me."
* "That was close."

'''In response to the above:'''
* "Just try to stay calm."
* "We have wounded over here!"
* "Hang in there, buddy."
* "We need a medic over here!"

'''When fighting the [[Flood]] in [[CE:343 Guilty Spark|343 Guilty Spark]]:'''
* "Hey, I recognized that one! That was Bob!"
* "What are those things?!"
* "Get it off me!"
* "We didn't bring enough ammo to kill all these things."
* "They look more uglier when they are dead" -Commenting about Flood's dead bodies.

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==[[Halo 2]]==
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|content = *"Don't worry [[Cortana]]! I'll get you out of there!" -When the player is killed.
*"Wow-wee...A [[Spartan]]"- Random response when you aid [[Marines]] in battle.
*"The only thing left back there is a shortcut to hell!!" - Immediate response to a won battle.
*"Hey sir, I ''know'' you saw me standin' there!" - Marine response to you inflicting damage to him.
*"Oh, so to be in the [[Covenant]] you got to be an idiot huh?!?!?" - Random response when in battle.
*"Decapitate their heads and brush their teeth for them! Make sure they floss!" 
*"Wheee, that was fun, never do that again." When the Chief flips the hog.
*"What am I supposed to do with this, scratch my back?" When a power weapon is traded for a much weaker weapon.
*"What's the matter? Am I comin' on too strong?" - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"Awww damn it, I forgot the plan, oh yeah, KILL THE ALIENS" - Random response to you staring at a [[Marine]] for a long period of time.
*"STUPID BUGGAH!" - Response to a [[Marine]] getting wounded.
*"Well actually it's very simple, SHOOT THE ALIENS!" - Response to you shooting at a [[Marine]].
*"Advantage: Us? We kick their asses!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"OOH-AAH! Good one, Amigo!" - [[Marine]] on [[Halo 2]].
*"Ah, man, I love the beach!" - [[Marine]] on the level [[H2:Outskirts|Outskirts]].
*"You always wanted to be a hero. Well, now you're dead. You're a dead hero."
*Sometimes, the Marine Will Continue the above statement with "And you're forgotten. I don't even remember your name.
*"Elite, my ass, amigo!" - Marine mocking.
*"I was so busy kickin' ass, I forgot to take names." - Female [[Marine]] in [[Halo 2]].
*"I hope you brought a suit, mate!"
*"Where'd you learn to drive? (Tijuana?)" - When Master Chief drives badly.
*"Where'd you learn to drive like that?" - When jumping off ramps at the level Outskirts.
*"Mr. Tin Man got no Heart! Or something like that." When shot by the Chief.
*"There's no place like home, there no place like home!" when shot, or given a bad weapon.
*"You just worry about yourself, huh?" - When given a worse weapon.
*"What, so you're gonna take my girlfriend too?" - When given a worse weapon then what they had previously.
*"I'd better not find it layin' away somewhere..." - When swapped for a worse weapon, said by Texan.
*"Hey, how did you clowns even find [[Earth]]?"
*"Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"
*"Things aren't bad: they're push-big-red-button bad!"-When the Master Chief dies in engagement.
*"Bloody alien!" - Marine when being shot by an [[Elite]].
*"Yeah, so, when I shoot, I try to hit stuff." Male Marine on Level [[H2:Outskirts|Outskirts]].
*"What's the matter? Did I come on too strong?"-Female marine.
*"He's gone ''loco''!"-When Chief kills Marines instead of the Covenant.
*"Eyes downrange, not down-shirt!" - Female [[Marine]], when stared at.
*"Don't shoot his head! You'll hurt [[Cortana]], she's a hottie. She's blue, but she's a hottie." - [[Marine]] in battle if the Marines turn on the Chief.
*"He isn't ''that'' tall..."-Said on Cairo Station when they see the Chief.
*"You fought in the war?"-Addressing Chief.
*"Byaah!" - In the fashion of Howard Dean; [[H2:Delta Halo|Delta Halo]], at the 'Off the Rock, Through the Bush, Nothing but [[Kig-yar|Jackal]]', when falling down waterfalls. No [[IWHBYD]] required.
*"Are you sure [[Cortana]]'s not helping you, mate?" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Take off your mask; you can't be that ugly!" - [[Marine]] to a [[Grunt]].
*"I kill you, [[Grunt]]!" - [[Marine]].
*"Bloody bastards!" - Australian [[Marine]].
*"Six points on that one!" - Australian marine, referencing a goal in Australian rules football, or perhaps a converted try in rugby league.
*"Nice smilin' and all, but you still owe me 20 bucks." - Said during momentary lull in fighting.
*"I'm not scared of you! Oh, wait, I am" - said to enemy [[Elite]]/[[Brute]].
*"You can run, but you can't hide...." - [[Marine]] [[Sniper]].
*"Keep going, slackers." - Marine.
*"I heard you fellas taste just like chicken!" - Taunting [[Kig-yar|Jackals]]/[[Unggoy|Grunts]].
*"Hey, here's more souvenirs for you to take back home!" - Shooting a dead enemy.
*"Don't stop now, [[John-117|Chief]]!"
*"Don't worry, I won't bite." - Female [[Marine]].
*"See anything you like?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"I'll be a good girl, I promise." - Female [[Marine]].
*"You better hope [[Cortana]]'s not the jealous type!" - When you stare at a Female [[Marine]].
*"Taken care of it." - When the Enemy is killed/[[vehicle]] destroyed.
*"So, that's a [[Spartan]]." - Female [[Marine]].
*"Cut down from the prime of existence!" - Said after Marine kills [[Elite]].
*"Argh, I'm hit." - [[Marine]] when wounded.
*"Is... is that your ''bone?''" - Random [[Marine]] responding to above.
*"They almost wiped us out." - After taking heavy casualties in an engagement.
*"Hey, sir! That ain't right!" - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Hey, if you're happy, I'm happy." - When given a worse weapon than what they had previously.
*"Sorry, it's a little sweaty." - occasionally said is the weapons swapped are closely matched.
*"You had to take my gun." -  said when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"Uh... Okay." - If given a better weapon.
*"Are you sure about this, sir?" - When given a better weapon.
*"Screwed that [[Karo'etba-pattern Ghost|Ghost]] (good)!" - When being injured by a Ghost.
*"Grand time to carry out your checks!" - In combat.
*"Well, I knew you'd be there, didn't I?" - When finds a hostile.
*Marine 1: "Just because I'm scared doesn't mean I won't kill you!".
*Marine 2: "Yeah, me, too!" - When engaging enemies.
*"Why did everyone stop shooting?" - After an engagement ends.
*"Sure, you wanna give this up, [[John-117|Chief]]?" - When given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"Uh...what's wrong with it?" - When given a better weapon then the one they had previously.
*"Can you sign it, sir? I'm a huge fan." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously.
*"For a cyborg, he's pretty cute!" - Female marine on the level [[H2:Metropolis|Metropolis]]. Also said if you are in a [[Warthog]] and powerslide with a female Marine in the passenger or gunner seat.
*"My family died on [[Reach]], Sir. All of them." - When looked at for a bit by the player. 
*"There are better weapons all over the place! Don't take mine!" - Looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I feel much better now." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"All I do is give, give, give." - Frowns and looking nasty, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I appreciate it, sir." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"I'll never wash this weapon." - Smiling, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"This doesn't make me very happy, sir!" - Frowns, when given a worse weapon than what they had previously. 
*"Great! Thanks!" - Then smiles, and salutes the player, when given a better weapon than what they had previously. 
*"Look, a [[Mark VI]]!"
*"A [[Spartan]]!?"
*"That man you killed had a baby!- When an ally is killed.
*Random tough-talk with Elites on the level Regret: Elite: "Come out, little monkey, do not be afraid. I have a banana for you." Female marine: "Why don't you come in and find me?".
*"Is it over?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"Did we make it?" - Female [[Marine]].
*"That man you killed had a girlfriend with kittens!" - When an ally is killed.
*"That man you killed had a puppy! - When an ally is killed.
*"Man, they smell bad dead. Or was that you, Sarge? He-he!"
*"You forgot your purse!" - To retreating enemies.
*"Hey, check it out: it's the new armor!" - When MC passes by.
*"Another kill for the Big Green" - When the [[John-117|Master Chief]] is taking down enemies quickly.
*"She was one of the cute ones." - Male Marine on seeing a female marine die on [[H2:Metropolis|Metropolis]].
*"You're like a god to me." - When you kill a lot of enemies.
*"I don't want to kill you, but you're too damn ugly to let live!" - When firing at the [[Covenant]].
*"That's why there's [[Grunts]], [[Marines]]" [[Sergeant Johnson]].
*"You know, this reminds me of the time I got herpes." - When given a worse weapon they had previously.
*"Pull over, Chief, I'm gonna barf!" - When Chief rolls the [[Warthog|hog]].
*"Let's go, super friends. Super friends, unite!" - Male marine in Cairo Station on Legendary difficulty. Can also be heard in Metropolis on Easy, Although very rarely.
*"Don't you want something to eat? Well, eat ''this''!" - Said when fighting the Covenant.
*"I want victory because I have to!" - Said when engaging the enemy.
*"After this, my place for pie." - Male marine on Earth after standing for awhile.
*"Chief, if you want me to undress, just ask." - Marine on being hit.
*"Say hello to my great, ''BIG'' Toy"-When firing a [[rocket launcher]].
*"Hey, don't worry, ''amigo''. We need a medic!" - Marine after ally says they're wounded.
*"Do not open until Christmas!" - Throwing a grenade.
*"Mira, Mark VI."-Said by a Spanish Marine.
*"Well, I'll be. A [[Spartan]]."- Australian Marine.
*"I thought you [[Elites]] could fight!"
*"And we have a lovely parting gift for the losers! It's Death!" - after enemies are killed
*"Hey! Do you think Cortana's helping him aim?" - Heard on early on in Outskirts when player kills several enemies.
*"Happy Birthday, Sunshine!"-Throwing a grenade.
*"(Jokingly) Come get me! I'm just a little coward!(Normal) No, really, I am! Ha-ha-ha!"
*"Uh, [[John-117|Chief]], I think it was trying to surrender."
*"Your funeral, Sir."-Smiling when you give the Marine a better weapon.
*"'[[Sangheili|Elite]]' my ass! Is that the best you can do?"
*"Erm ... you might wanna wash that first," - Said when you give a marine a better weapon.
*"So, um...are you and Cortana are in love?" - When you stare at the Marine. (Rare)
*"He's cute for a [[SPARTAN-II Program|Spartan]]."-Female Marine when you walk by or up.
*"You sure Cortana's not helping him aim?" When you make a headshot with a scoped weapon with or without zooming in.
*"Hey, let's catch one and ride it."-Marine referring to [[Unggoy|Grunts]] and or [[Kig-yar|Jackals]].
*"We can kill it together."
*"Have we tried reasoning with them?"
*"It's tight quarters on the other side, sir. Use this: [Marine offers you shotgun]" - Female [[marine]] in Metropolis, offering Master Chief an M90 Shotgun.
*"I ran out of grenades and I accidentally threw my lunch. It's true!"- In the level [[H2:Gravemind|Gravemind]] if you stare at a marine for a while.
*"Hey, Aliens, turn down the suck!" Yelled by marines on [[H2:Metropolis|Metropolis]].
*"And everybody was kung fu fighting." Said by a marine on the level [[H2:Outskirts|Outskirts]] after killing a [[Grunt]]. (a reference to the Carl Douglas song)
*"Bam! Spice that up a notch!" (in reference to Emeril.)
*"I dunno who glassed Reach, but it sure wasn't you girl scouts!" when firing on Grunts from the building on Outskirts.
*"I dunno who glassed Reach, But it sure wasn't you stupid Bastards!!" again on Outskirts
*"Let's see: Our colonies are blown to hell, the Covenant has found Earth, and our last best hope is a [[John-117|guy]] in [[MJOLNIR Powered Assault Armor/Mark VI|green metal underoos]] with some serious friendly fire issues]]. Hell, I'm great!" said after a battle in which the Chief shot a Marine.
*"Hey, ugly,nice lips!" has to be said by a female marine to trigger the next quote.
*"Do those things even know what you're saying?" said by another nearby female marine.
*Okay let's settle in. Anyone see a Starbucks? Oh,theres one over there.Oh theres another across the street!Oh, there's twelve of them!"
*"Hey,your the perfect size...to kiss my ass!"
*"Bad boys,Bad boys,oh whacha gonna do,You're gonna get the crap kicked outta you,that's what you're gonna do!"
*"Sir,with all due respect, <u>you suck!</u>"
*"Yeah, I pooped in my pants, so what?"
*"Kick 'em in their balls/nuts/crotch!"
*"Dum dum dee dum, dum, dum dee dee dum dum,dum dum dum dum."(The "Star Wars theme")When the chief pulls out a sword.
*Hey, it's Darth Vader an-Oh dear God!" when an Elite pulls out an energy sword and kills a marine.
*"That thing is uglier than [[Avery Junior Johnson|Sarge]] in the morning!"
*"Hey,asshole,shut up and shoot!"response to above
*"Marine.You.Gun.Trigger.Pull.'''''Kill''''''!"
*"Wheres a hot nurse when you need her?"when shot
*"Marine, less talking,more bastard shooting!"
*"What was I doing?Oh yeah,getting my '''<u>ass</u>''' kicked by Calamari!"when shot many times by an Elite.
*"Relax, that's why there's hot nurses." when a marine panics over an injury.
*Chief! Are you gonna let it talk like that about your mother?" Rare. With or without Skull. But possible without skull as well.
*"Breakfast is served. Have your plasma your way." Said sarcastically in a sweet tone by a female marine with a plasma pistol/rifle on Regret.
*"Peekaboo, come on, stick your head out..." said by a female marine on Regret.
*"I got a bloodthirsty cyborg, what do you got?" said when you kill Covenant on Outskirts
*"That'll do, Chief. That'll do." - after enemies are killed. (A reference to the movie ''Babe''.)
*"We're waist-deep in it now!"
*"Over the top guys!"
*"Alright, I'm outta here! You've got a problem, man."
*"Now, see what happens when we stick to the plan?" - after all enemies are killed
*"I don't know, he doesn't look so good." - in response to an ally being wounded
*"Nice ride, sir." - when Master Chief shows up in a vehicle
*"Alright, problem taken care of. I'm hungry." - when an enemy is killed or vehicle is destroyed
*"Tin Man, gonna save our asses." - upon seeing Master Chief (in reference to ''The Wizard of Oz'' character)
*"This ain't as much fun as you think!" - in response to rough/bad driving
*"17-B. Bingo!" - upon shooting an enemy
*"Alright, let's fill up some black bags, boys!"
*"That thing's so ugly, when it cries the tears run down the back of its head!" - when fighting the Covenant
*"Saved you a seat, Chief!" - when in a vehicle and approached by Master Chief on foot
*"Frag you!" - when throwing a frag grenade
*"I wonder if aliens have insurance?"
*"Well, at least we know one thing: better you than me." - while standing over a dead ally
*"What is your deal, man? - when shot by the player
*"Hey, hey, hey! It's not a garden hose!" when shot by the player
*"Sound it out. Connect the dots." - when shot by the player
*"Uh, Chief? Could you at least ''pretend'' to aim?" - when shot by the player
*"This is serious, man!" - when shot by the player
*"Ow! That one went in!" - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
*"I took a few." - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
*"My face! My beautiful face!" - when hit by enemy or friendly fire
*"You treat your mother like that?" - when meleed by the player
*"Hey! Do your job!" - when meleed by the player
*"Is there something wrong with you Marine?" - when meleed by the player
*"Hey! You don't wanna see me angry." - when meleed by the player
*"I'm gonna take that as a threat." - when meleed by the player
*"Okay, I'm sorry I slept with your wife, but what did I ever do to you?"
*"Stay still. They can smell fear. And urine."
*"And to think I volunteered for this!"
*"Oh, shut up and start fighting!" - in response to the quote above
*"You've got two hands, you've used 'em before, use 'em now!" - to the gun operator of a Warthog
*"I could've stayed home."
*"Surrender or die." - to the Covenant
*"Not bad Marine, but don't let it go to your head." - when another Marine kills an enemy
*"Dyno-MITE!" - when throwing a frag grenade, a reference to the TV show ''Good Times'' and the catchphrase of character J. J. Evans
*"Hey, I'm not the one who blew up their sacred ring!" - when stared at for a while. Rare.
*"Where did you get your license? Mexico City!" - When you drive badly. 
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==[[Halo 3]]==
Note: Some of these become more frequent with the [[IWHBYD|IWHBYD skull]] activated. For a list of Marine quotes that become more frequent with the Skull go [[IWHBYD#Marines|here]]

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