Editing Hamish Beamish

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{{Quote|He started as a young man with high hopes. This is what he became.|Description{{Ref/Reuse|gaf}}}}
'''Hamish Beamish'''<ref name="hbul1218">[https://blogs.halowaypoint.com/Headlines/post/2013/12/18/The-Halo-Bulletin-121813.aspx '''Halo Waypoint''': ''The Halo Bulletin: 12.18.13'']</ref><ref name="catalog">[https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/forums/db05ce78845f4120b062c50816008e5d/topics/per-curiam---iunius-2015/ad812ce4-74b8-4be1-aea8-fd28cd69f2ae/posts?page=3#post44 '''Halo Waypoint Forums''': ''Per Curiam - Iunius 2015'']</ref> was a janitor at [[Corbulo Academy of Military Science]] on [[Circinius IV]].<ref name="fud2">'''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn''', ''Episode 2''</ref>

==Biography==
According to ''[[The Ballad of Hamish Beamish]]'', Beamish aspired to become a cadet at [[Corbulo Academy of Military Science]] at a young age, and embarked on a [[slipspace]] voyage to [[Circinius IV]] onboard the automated transport vessel {{UNSCShip|Jamaica}}. However, his [[cryo chamber]] malfunctioned, causing him to be thawed out in the middle of the slipspace jump a decade before the ship was to arrive at its destination. With no spare cryotubes available and few resources at his disposal, Hamish kept himself warm by shaving and burning his own hair, and ate his own nails to avoid starving. Many years of such lonesome and gruelling existence left Hamish mentally disturbed. After ten years, the ship finally arrived at Circinius IV. Medics subsequently tried to rehabilitate Beamish, with little success. Finally, he was given the job of janitor at Corbulo Academy—the only work he was deemed suited for. Despite attaining short-lived fame, his story was eventually forgotten about by the academy's cadets.<ref name="fractures">'''[[Halo: Fractures]]''', ''[[The Ballad of Hamish Beamish]]''</ref> Much of these events are based on Hamish's own recounting and are unreliable due to his questionable sanity.<ref>[https://twitter.com/franklez/status/881921242344771584 '''Twitter''' ''- Frank O'Connor response to if the Ballad was canon.'']</ref>

In [[2526]], Beamish was going about his duties as Corbulo Academy's janitor in the school's [[mess hall]] when a fight broke out between two freshman cadets, [[Thomas Lasky]] and [[Walter Vickers]], with the former assaulting the latter as a response to verbal agitation by Vickers. Joining the crowd of spectators that quickly gathered around the brawl, Beamish froze in place and stared at the quarrel with a tense expression while firmly gripping his mop in a ready posture.{{Ref/Reuse|fud2}} He is believed to have died when the [[Covenant]] assaulted Corbulo Academy during the [[Battle of Circinius IV]].<ref>'''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn''', ''Episode 4''</ref>

Beamish was awarded the "Golden Mop" award for his services at Corbulo Academy of Military Science.<ref>[[:File:Beamish.png|Beamish easter egg in Cortana app]]</ref>

==Trivia==
*Beamish was of Scottish descent, and had a [[tattoo]] of a thistle, the national floral emblem of Scotland.{{Ref/Reuse|fractures}}
*He had a [[toy]] kazoo, which he would often play during his 10-year trip to Corbulo.{{Ref/Reuse|fractures}}

==Production notes==
*Beamish was portrayed by [[343 Industries]] Franchise Development Director [[Frank O'Connor]] in the second episode of ''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn''. Beamish is a predominantly Scottish surname, which alludes to O'Connor's heritage. Commenting on his role, O'Connor revealed that the mop Beamish is holding is actually a prop, jokingly referred to as a "space mop", that was specifically designed for the scene; while there was a real mop on the set, the production designer did not think it looked "sci-fi enough".<ref>[http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=1157640 '''halo.bungie.org''': ''Re: My Favorite Part'']</ref>
*Frank O'Connor was also responsible for developing Beamish's backstory. In a NeoGaf post, O'Connor stated that ''"His name is Hamish Beamish. Ended up aboard a transport headed to the colony where Corbulo was established, with no Cryochamber. To stay alive, he kept himself busy by going insane and kept himself warm by shaving hair from frozen colonists and burning it. He started as a young man with high hopes. This is what he became."''<ref name="gaf">[http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=43116882&postcount=6899 '''NeoGaf''': ''View Single Post - Halo |OT10| The Calm Before The Storm'']</ref> In response to queries about Beamish's fate during the attack on Corbulo Academy, O'Connor stated that ''"He survived a massive Slipspace jump outside of a cryotube, with nothing legal to eat. He'll survive a glassing. In fact, being Scottish, he's probably already been glassed"''.{{Ref/Reuse|hbul1218}} The ''[[Halo: Fractures]]'' story ''[[The Ballad of Hamish Beamish]]'', also by Frank O'Connor, expands on this backstory.
*O'Connor reprised the role as part of 343 Industries' commitment to the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge in August 2014. After several 343 Industries employees have buckets of ice water poured on them, Beamish appears from a shed and begins to mop up the ice while a gloomy musical tune from ''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn'' plays.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvtA8kQPHLY&list=UU7NCg0venpKJg3kuJojKlbQ '''YouTube:''' ''ALS Ice Bucket Challenge - 343 Industries'']</ref> When undertaking the challenge, [[Steve Downes]] (the voice actor of [[John-117]]) called O'Connor out on avoiding the challenge and nominated him to take it next.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GK_haw1-sE '''YouTube''': ''Steve Downes and Jen Taylor Ice Bucket Challenge'']</ref>
*Beamish appears as an [[Easter egg]] in ''[[Gravemind (level)|Gravemind]]''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s intro cutscene in ''[[Halo 2: Anniversary]]''.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FM0JNtfy4VE '''YouTube''' - ''Halo 2: Anniversary - The "Half-Naked Guy" Easter Egg (Classic & Remastered)'']</ref> He is also featured as an [[avatars|avatar]] for players who played ''[[Halo: The Master Chief Collection]]'' prior to December 19, 2014.
*Beamish also appears as an Easter egg in the version of ''[[Halo 3: ODST]]'' featured in ''[[Halo: The Master Chief Collection|The Master Chief Collection]]''. He replaces the [[Siege of Madrigal#Halo 3: ODST|Dancing Marty]] Easter Egg in the level ''[[Kikowani Station]]''.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0U3JDRkt0U '''YouTube''' - ''Halo 3: ODST (Xbox One) - Dancing Beamish Easter Egg'']</ref>
*O'Connor once again reprised the role in order to clean up between [[Breakout]] matches at San Diego Comic-Con 2015.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy5eCyHuMsA '''San Diego Comic-Con 2015''']</ref>
*When queried about the possible canon status of Beamish's recurring tongue-in-cheek appearances since ''Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn'', [[Catalog]] replied that ''"[Human?] Hamish Beamish is classified as [ferae naturae] and outside the purview of current investigations."''{{Ref/Reuse|catalog}}
*Frank O'Connor reprised his role once more on November 15, [[2016]]. Taking part in 343's [[Wikipedia:Mannequin Challenge|Mannequin Challenge]] following their Halo 15th Anniversary livestream on Twitch.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2wpNuKCQ14 '''YouTube''' - ''Halo Mannequin Challenge'']</ref>

==Gallery==
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File:HamishBeamish.jpg|An unused shot of Beamish from the ''Forward Unto Dawn'' blooper reel.
File:FUD Production - HendlerFrank.jpg|Director Steward Hendler and Frank O'Connor on the set of ''Forward Unto Dawn''.
File:FUD - Beamish portrait.png|Beamish looking less-than amused.
File:H2A Beamish cameo.jpg|Beamish cameo in ''[[Halo 2: Anniversary]]'' level ''Gravemind''.
File:Beamish.png|Beamish easter egg in [[Wikipedia:Cortana (software)|Cortana]] for Windows devices.
File:UNSC_Janitorial_Corps_by_TDSpiral.png|Beamish in the cover artwork for ''[[The Ballad of Hamish Beamish]]'' by {{Plain|[https://www.artstation.com/artist/garrettpost Garrett Post]}}.
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==List of appearances==
*''[[Halo 3: ODST]]'' {{C|Halo: The Master Chief Collection only}} {{C|non-canon appearance}}
*''[[Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn]]'' {{1st}}
*''[[Halo 2: Anniversary]]'' {{C|non-canon appearance}}
*''[[Halo: Fractures]]''
**''[[The Ballad of Hamish Beamish]]''

==Sources==
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[[Category:Human characters|Beamish, Hamish]]
[[Category:Corbulo Academy staff and cadets|Beamish, Hamish]]