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'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Let me see one of those chips... Oh, look, it's got a little video in it.<br>
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Let me see one of those chips... Oh, look, it's got a little video in it.<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' Oh, let me see!<br>
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' Oh, let me see!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Have a lavender one. I probably just made you a millionaire!<br>
'''Kamal:''' Have a lavender one. I probably just made you a millionaire!<br />
'''Hiro:''' What do you even call this color?<br>
'''Hiro:''' What do you even call this color?<br />
'''Kamal:''' You mean yours? Caramel? I don't know...<br>
'''Kamal:''' You mean yours? Caramel? I don't know...<br />
'''Hiro:''' Pantyhose!<br>
'''Hiro:''' Pantyhose!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Toffee! Hiro! You need a girlfriend...<br>
'''Sophia:''' Toffee! Hiro! You need a girlfriend...<br />
'''Hiro:''' I'm color blind. And I don't need a girlfriend. There's you and me right? Our affair?<br>
'''Hiro:''' I'm color blind. And I don't need a girlfriend. There's you and me right? Our affair?<br />
'''Sophia:''' ''(giggles)'' Our affair's a secret, Hiro. And all guys are color blind. Just for some guys, it's biological.<br>
'''Sophia:''' ''(giggles)'' Our affair's a secret, Hiro. And all guys are color blind. Just for some guys, it's biological.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Ouch.<br>
'''Hiro:''' Ouch.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Does yours have the same video?<br>
'''Sophia:''' Does yours have the same video?<br />
'''Hiro:''' Mine's got a fountain.<br>
'''Hiro:''' Mine's got a fountain.<br />
'''Kamal:''' That's from in front of the casino.<br>
'''Kamal:''' That's from in front of the casino.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Mine has tumbling dice. Let me see one of the tangerine ones... Oh! It's got a little tap-dancing girl, with a top hat.<br>
'''Sophia:''' Mine has tumbling dice. Let me see one of the tangerine ones... Oh! It's got a little tap-dancing girl, with a top hat.<br />
'''Hiro:''' Let me see! Lady Luck?<br>
'''Hiro:''' Let me see! Lady Luck?<br />
''(chatter jingle)''<br>
''(chatter jingle)''<br />
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Oh, [[Slipstream space#Communications|Slipstream packet]]. It's my mom.<br>
'''Kamal:''' Hold on. Oh, [[Slipstream space#Communications|Slipstream packet]]. It's my mom.<br />
'''Hiro:''' This'll be good.<br>
'''Hiro:''' This'll be good.<br />
''(laughs)''<br>
''(laughs)''<br />


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'''Sophia:''' Put it on speaker. I want to hear your mom's voice.<br>
'''Sophia:''' Put it on speaker. I want to hear your mom's voice.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay...<br>
'''Kamal:''' Okay...<br />
''(chatter replay on)''<br>
''(chatter replay on)''<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' Kamal, hello. Such a nice letter you sent. Your father says to tell you he is proud of you, and we are so proud to have a doctor in the family.<br>
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' Kamal, hello. Such a nice letter you sent. Your father says to tell you he is proud of you, and we are so proud to have a doctor in the family.<br />
'''Hiro:''' ''(teasing)'' So proud!<br>
'''Hiro:''' ''(teasing)'' So proud!<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' Everyone is good here. Have you been eating okay? Eating salads and things? You have trouble in the bathroom if you don't eat enough roughage. I only say that because your father is the same as--<br>
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' Everyone is good here. Have you been eating okay? Eating salads and things? You have trouble in the bathroom if you don't eat enough roughage. I only say that because your father is the same as--<br />
'''Kamal:''' --Okay, we're done here. ''(chatter off)''<br>
'''Kamal:''' --Okay, we're done here. ''(chatter off)''<br />
'''Sophia:''' Kamal! Don't be a baby. She's so sweet.<br>
'''Sophia:''' Kamal! Don't be a baby. She's so sweet.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Absolutely not!<br>
'''Kamal:''' Absolutely not!<br />
'''Sophia:''' Kamal.<br>
'''Sophia:''' Kamal.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Yes...<br>
'''Kamal:''' Yes...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Have you ever won an argument with me?<br>
'''Sophia:''' Have you ever won an argument with me?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sophia...<br>
'''Kamal:''' Sophia...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Ever?<br>
'''Sophia:''' Ever?<br />
'''Kamal:''' Nnn...<br>
'''Kamal:''' Nnn...<br />


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''(chatter replay on)''<br>
''(chatter replay on)''<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --as you and he had a little trouble and the doctor reminded him, salads and beans and fruit--<br>
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --as you and he had a little trouble and the doctor reminded him, salads and beans and fruit--<br />
'''Kamal:''' Oh God, mama...<br>
'''Kamal:''' Oh God, mama...<br />
''(Sophia and Hiro laugh)''<br>
''(Sophia and Hiro laugh)''<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --I'm hoping you met Sophia, and maybe got to know her a little. So sad about her parents. Her father and lady lawyer named Acasme(?) left for Earth together, which just shows you--<br>
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --I'm hoping you met Sophia, and maybe got to know her a little. So sad about her parents. Her father and lady lawyer named Acasme(?) left for Earth together, which just shows you--<br />
'''Sophia:''' What?<br>
'''Sophia:''' What?<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --he has no sense of shame... poor girl<br>
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' --he has no sense of shame... poor girl<br />
'''Sophia:''' Daddy?<br>
'''Sophia:''' Daddy?<br />
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' You must be very good to her, you hear? You have such a heart, Kamal. And I know hopefully, the day we'll be together has come soon. Kisses from your little mama. ''(kisses)''<br>
'''Mrs. Zaman (recording):''' You must be very good to her, you hear? You have such a heart, Kamal. And I know hopefully, the day we'll be together has come soon. Kisses from your little mama. ''(kisses)''<br />
''(chatter replay off)''<br>
''(chatter replay off)''<br />


===Barely a marriage===
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'''Kamal:''' Sophie?<br>
'''Kamal:''' Sophie?<br />
'''Hiro:''' I'm gonna... read some stuff.<br>
'''Hiro:''' I'm gonna... read some stuff.<br />
'''Sophia:''' No! It's okay. ''(giggle)'' Hiro? (door closes) Hiro didn't have to leave.<br>
'''Sophia:''' No! It's okay. ''(giggle)'' Hiro? (door closes) Hiro didn't have to leave.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Sophie, I...<br>
'''Kamal:''' Sophie, I...<br />
'''Sophia:''' It was barely a marriage, you know...<br>
'''Sophia:''' It was barely a marriage, you know...<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have played the message.<br>
'''Kamal:''' I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have played the message.<br />
'''Sophia:''' No, no, no, I asked you to.<br>
'''Sophia:''' No, no, no, I asked you to.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You couldn't know.<br>
'''Kamal:''' You couldn't know.<br />
'''Sophia:''' I'm just surprised. I've known Acasme my whole life. She and my father have always been friends, and she's a good person. Bitch.<br>
'''Sophia:''' I'm just surprised. I've known Acasme my whole life. She and my father have always been friends, and she's a good person. Bitch.<br />
''(comm on)''<br>
''(comm on)''<br />
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Hey Kamal, I'm at the door. Open up guys, I brought [[list of food and drinks|beer]]!<br>
'''[[Aiden Maki|Aiden]]:''' Hey Kamal, I'm at the door. Open up guys, I brought [[list of food and drinks|beer]]!<br />
''(comm off)''<br>
''(comm off)''<br />


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'''Aiden:''' Hey ya, high-roller.<br>
'''Aiden:''' Hey ya, high-roller.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, Sophia just got some bad news about her parents, I--<br>
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, Sophia just got some bad news about her parents, I--<br />
'''Sophia:''' --Aiden? Aiden? You have to get her here.<br>
'''Sophia:''' --Aiden? Aiden? You have to get her here.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Baby, baby, Soph...<br>
'''Aiden:''' Baby, baby, Soph...<br />
'''Sophia:''' Aiden, you've got to get her off [[Coral]].<br>
'''Sophia:''' Aiden, you've got to get her off [[Coral]].<br />
'''Aiden:''' Who, baby? What's wrong?<br>
'''Aiden:''' Who, baby? What's wrong?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Mom, and daddy left her.<br>
'''Sophia:''' Mom, and daddy left her.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Come on, sit down. It'll be okay, Soph. Tell me what's going on.<br>
'''Aiden:''' Come on, sit down. It'll be okay, Soph. Tell me what's going on.<br />
'''Sophia:''' I just heard that my dad left Coral with another woman. And my mom's still there, but by herself.<br>
'''Sophia:''' I just heard that my dad left Coral with another woman. And my mom's still there, but by herself.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay.<br>
'''Aiden:''' Okay.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You have to get her here.<br>
'''Sophia:''' You have to get her here.<br />
'''Aiden:''' I can get her paperwork again, baby, but if she won't leave I can't make her.<br>
'''Aiden:''' I can get her paperwork again, baby, but if she won't leave I can't make her.<br />
'''Sophia:''' You've got to make her.<br>
'''Sophia:''' You've got to make her.<br />
'''Aiden:''' I'll get her paperwork updated.<br>
'''Aiden:''' I'll get her paperwork updated.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Well what if you're right, what if she won't leave?<br>
'''Sophia:''' Well what if you're right, what if she won't leave?<br />
'''Aiden:''' Well maybe she will now. There's nothing left for her there.<br>
'''Aiden:''' Well maybe she will now. There's nothing left for her there.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Should I put the beer in the fridge?<br>
'''Kamal:''' Should I put the beer in the fridge?<br />
'''Sophia:''' How could she let him do this to her?<br>
'''Sophia:''' How could she let him do this to her?<br />
''(beer placed in fridge)''<br>
''(beer placed in fridge)''<br />


===Everyone knows===
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'''Sophia:''' When she's depressed she won't do anything. She won't leave Coral. [[Covenant Empire|They]]'ll [[Glassing|glass]] it and she'll still be there.<br>
'''Sophia:''' When she's depressed she won't do anything. She won't leave Coral. [[Covenant Empire|They]]'ll [[Glassing|glass]] it and she'll still be there.<br />
'''Aiden:''' No one knows what's going to happen.<br>
'''Aiden:''' No one knows what's going to happen.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Everybody knows what's going to happen. We've got to bring her here. I'm sorry. I'm being stupid.<br>
'''Sophia:''' Everybody knows what's going to happen. We've got to bring her here. I'm sorry. I'm being stupid.<br />
'''Kamal:''' It's not stupid.<br>
'''Kamal:''' It's not stupid.<br />
'''Aiden:''' It's okay.<br>
'''Aiden:''' It's okay.<br />
'''Sophia:''' Aiden I want to go home.<br>
'''Sophia:''' Aiden I want to go home.<br />
'''Aiden:''' Okay.<br>
'''Aiden:''' Okay.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I'm sorry, Sophia.<br>
'''Kamal:''' I'm sorry, Sophia.<br />
'''Sophia:''' It's just... Aiden, she makes me so mad.<br>
'''Sophia:''' It's just... Aiden, she makes me so mad.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, take care of her.<br>
'''Kamal:''' Aiden, take care of her.<br />


==Jan: "Ice Cream"==
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(chatter on)<br>
(chatter on)<br />
'''Jan''': Uh, Gilly. Don't you want to talk to dad?<br>
'''Jan''': Uh, Gilly. Don't you want to talk to dad?<br />
'''[[Gilly]]''': (on chatter) Not exactly.<br>
'''[[Gilly]]''': (on chatter) Not exactly.<br />
'''Jan''': Oh.<br>
'''Jan''': Oh.<br />
'''Gilly''': So... I'm not going into the VA after all.<br>
'''Gilly''': So... I'm not going into the VA after all.<br />
'''Jan''': Are you sure?<br>
'''Jan''': Are you sure?<br />
'''Gilly''': Sweetheart, I'm never sure.<br>
'''Gilly''': Sweetheart, I'm never sure.<br />
'''Jan''': Well then maybe you should thi--<br>
'''Jan''': Well then maybe you should thi--<br />
'''Gilly''': --but since Reach fell, I've been better. Isn't that sick? Now the enemy's closing in, people like me can be useful. So, I got back on the meds.<br>
'''Gilly''': --but since Reach fell, I've been better. Isn't that sick? Now the enemy's closing in, people like me can be useful. So, I got back on the meds.<br />
'''Jan''': Are you sleeping?<br>
'''Jan''': Are you sleeping?<br />
'''Gilly''': Finally. I remember what clear and present danger looks like and it's not--<br>
'''Gilly''': Finally. I remember what clear and present danger looks like and it's not--<br />
'''Jan''': --kids on bicycles.<br>
'''Jan''': --kids on bicycles.<br />
'''Gilly''': For example.<br>
'''Gilly''': For example.<br />


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'''[[James James|James J]]''': Hey, you about ready to go?<br>
'''[[James James|James J]]''': Hey, you about ready to go?<br />
'''Gilly''': So I'm not going back to the hospital.<br>
'''Gilly''': So I'm not going back to the hospital.<br />
'''Jan''': But you can't tell dad, so...<br>
'''Jan''': But you can't tell dad, so...<br />
'''Gilly''': Ah, you are a sharp little needle aren't you.<br>
'''Gilly''': Ah, you are a sharp little needle aren't you.<br />
'''Jan''': (to James) Ready in a minute. That's why you're calling me instead.<br>
'''Jan''': (to James) Ready in a minute. That's why you're calling me instead.<br />
'''Gilly''': Right.<br>
'''Gilly''': Right.<br />
'''Jan''': So I can...<br>
'''Jan''': So I can...<br />
'''Gilly''': Lie.<br>
'''Gilly''': Lie.<br />
'''Jan''': Right.<br>
'''Jan''': Right.<br />
'''Gilly''': He's a hard man to lie to but I'm guessing you're the expert.<br>
'''Gilly''': He's a hard man to lie to but I'm guessing you're the expert.<br />
'''Jan''': Well, no life skill is ever wasted.<br>
'''Jan''': Well, no life skill is ever wasted.<br />
'''Gilly''': Tell Jim that [[Morales]] was in town and I got a ride with him.<br>
'''Gilly''': Tell Jim that [[Morales]] was in town and I got a ride with him.<br />
'''James J''': Who are you talking to?<br>
'''James J''': Who are you talking to?<br />
'''Jan''': A friend! (to chatter) That sounds good. You sound a lot better. Take care, okay?<br>
'''Jan''': A friend! (to chatter) That sounds good. You sound a lot better. Take care, okay?<br />
'''Gilly''': Thanks.<br>
'''Gilly''': Thanks.<br />


===Black Taxi===
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'''James J''': Uh, McKaskill?<br>
'''James J''': Uh, McKaskill?<br />
'''[[McKaskill]]''': You're the [[Black Taxi]]?<br>
'''[[McKaskill]]''': You're the [[Black Taxi]]?<br />
'''James J''': That's me.<br>
'''James J''': That's me.<br />
'''McKaskill''': You really drive offline? No road-ware? Nothing?<br>
'''McKaskill''': You really drive offline? No road-ware? Nothing?<br />
'''James J''': Baltimore, right?<br>
'''James J''': Baltimore, right?<br />
'''McKaskill''': You must have some kind of reflexes.<br>
'''McKaskill''': You must have some kind of reflexes.<br />
'''Jan''': Oh, whenever he crashes the car we send a refund to the next of kin.<br>
'''Jan''': Oh, whenever he crashes the car we send a refund to the next of kin.<br />
'''James J''': Jan...<br>
'''James J''': Jan...<br />
'''McKaskill''': Who's the girl...?<br>
'''McKaskill''': Who's the girl...?<br />
'''James J''': You want to chat, get a regular cab, stay on the grid, use your ID.<br>
'''James J''': You want to chat, get a regular cab, stay on the grid, use your ID.<br />
'''McKaskill''': Hey, it's all good man. I heard you were the best.<br>
'''McKaskill''': Hey, it's all good man. I heard you were the best.<br />
'''James J''': uh huh.<br>
'''James J''': uh huh.<br />
'''Jan''': Wow, dad. You sound really cool.<br>
'''Jan''': Wow, dad. You sound really cool.<br />
'''James J''': Could you just get in already?<br>
'''James J''': Could you just get in already?<br />
(McKaskill gets in)<br>
(McKaskill gets in)<br />
'''McKaskill''': I got bad nerves... (breaks out the liquor) Want some?<br>
'''McKaskill''': I got bad nerves... (breaks out the liquor) Want some?<br />
'''Jan''': (sarcastically) Oh, great idea.<br>
'''Jan''': (sarcastically) Oh, great idea.<br />
'''James J''': No thanks.<br>
'''James J''': No thanks.<br />


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'''McKaskill''': My crew - there's a flu going around.<br>
'''McKaskill''': My crew - there's a flu going around.<br />
'''James J''': A flu?<br>
'''James J''': A flu?<br />
'''McKaskill''': Yeah. The kind where when you get it, you fall under a bus.<br>
'''McKaskill''': Yeah. The kind where when you get it, you fall under a bus.<br />
'''Jan''': Damn.<br>
'''Jan''': Damn.<br />
'''James J''': Yeah I hate that kind.<br>
'''James J''': Yeah I hate that kind.<br />
'''Jan''': So, what's with the splint on your arm?<br>
'''Jan''': So, what's with the splint on your arm?<br />
'''McKaskill''': Brakes went on my hog. Could have happened to anyone.<br>
'''McKaskill''': Brakes went on my hog. Could have happened to anyone.<br />
'''James J''': Why?<br>
'''James J''': Why?<br />
'''McKaskill''': We were black op. Some weird freakiness whent down.<br>
'''McKaskill''': We were black op. Some weird freakiness whent down.<br />
'''James J''': [[Office of Naval Intelligence|ONI]]?<br>
'''James J''': [[Office of Naval Intelligence|ONI]]?<br />
'''McKaskill''': With the bullet?! You think I'm crazy...<br>
'''McKaskill''': With the bullet?! You think I'm crazy...<br />
'''Jan''': Actually, when it comes to paranoia, you're among friends.<br>
'''Jan''': Actually, when it comes to paranoia, you're among friends.<br />
'''James J''': Hey... Jan.<br>
'''James J''': Hey... Jan.<br />
'''McKaskill''': I just ran the tool crib. I didn't know nothin' about nothin'!<br>
'''McKaskill''': I just ran the tool crib. I didn't know nothin' about nothin'!<br />
'''James J''': McKaskill!<br>
'''James J''': McKaskill!<br />
'''McKaskill''': Yeah<br>
'''McKaskill''': Yeah<br />
'''James J''': What you didn't know is enough to get you in trouble. Don't tell it to us, alright? Don't tell us anything.<br>
'''James J''': What you didn't know is enough to get you in trouble. Don't tell it to us, alright? Don't tell us anything.<br />
'''McKaskill''': Heh, you sound like the [[Operator|Op]].<br>
'''McKaskill''': Heh, you sound like the [[Operator|Op]].<br />
'''James J''': The Op?<br>
'''James J''': The Op?<br />
'''McKaskill''': Old friend. She gave me the same advice.<br>
'''McKaskill''': Old friend. She gave me the same advice.<br />


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'''James J:''' Okay, here we are. Hey Jan, why don't you get out too, you can ride up front on <br>the way home.<br>
'''James J:''' Okay, here we are. Hey Jan, why don't you get out too, you can ride up front on <br />the way home.<br />
'''McKaskill: '''Thanks man.<br>
'''McKaskill: '''Thanks man.<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah yeah, hey listen, it's no problem.<br>
'''James J:''' Yeah yeah, hey listen, it's no problem.<br />
'''McKaskill:''' (mumbles)<br>
'''McKaskill:''' (mumbles)<br />
'''James J''': Hey! McKaskill!<br>
'''James J''': Hey! McKaskill!<br />
'''McKaskill''': Yeah?<br>
'''McKaskill''': Yeah?<br />
'''James J: '''I, I...uh... hope we never see each other again.<br>
'''James J: '''I, I...uh... hope we never see each other again.<br />
'''McKaskill:''' (smirks) Yeah.<br>
'''McKaskill:''' (smirks) Yeah.<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah.<br>
'''James J:''' Yeah.<br />
(taxi pulls away)<br>
(taxi pulls away)<br />
'''Jan:''' So... more raving paranoia.<br>
'''Jan:''' So... more raving paranoia.<br />
'''James J:''' Heh, sounded sane enough to me.<br>
'''James J:''' Heh, sounded sane enough to me.<br />
'''Jan: '''Is there actually any difference between you and your usual fare?<br>
'''Jan: '''Is there actually any difference between you and your usual fare?<br />
'''James J: '''Sure, they have to sit on the passenger side.<br>
'''James J: '''Sure, they have to sit on the passenger side.<br />


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'''Jan:''' But about the paranoia thing... I am not moving to freakin' Mexico.<br>
'''Jan:''' But about the paranoia thing... I am not moving to freakin' Mexico.<br />
'''James J:''' Ah, yeah, you saw the maps.<br>
'''James J:''' Ah, yeah, you saw the maps.<br />
'''Jan: '''And real-estate ads? Come on, I got C's in [[Spanish]], dad.<br>
'''Jan: '''And real-estate ads? Come on, I got C's in [[Spanish]], dad.<br />
'''James J:''' Hey, I know you can cuss in it.<br>
'''James J:''' Hey, I know you can cuss in it.<br />
'''Jan:''' O, merd. (likely meaning ''mierda'' = shit)<br>
'''Jan:''' O, merd. (likely meaning ''mierda'' = shit)<br />
'''James J:''' Look, when you got picked up with the cops a couple weeks ago, I just did some checking around.<br>
'''James J:''' Look, when you got picked up with the cops a couple weeks ago, I just did some checking around.<br />
'''Jan:''' Not again... You promised me we didn't have to move any more.<br>
'''Jan:''' Not again... You promised me we didn't have to move any more.<br />
'''James J:''' Hey, it never snows in Mexico.<br>
'''James J:''' Hey, it never snows in Mexico.<br />
'''Jan: '''Dad...!<br>
'''Jan: '''Dad...!<br />
'''James J:''' So. Who was that on your chatter right before we left?<br>
'''James J:''' So. Who was that on your chatter right before we left?<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh, yeah. Uh, that was Gilly. She said Morales would give her a ride to the hospital, you don't need to drive her.<br>
'''Jan:''' Oh, yeah. Uh, that was Gilly. She said Morales would give her a ride to the hospital, you don't need to drive her.<br />
'''James J:''' Hm.<br>
'''James J:''' Hm.<br />


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'''Jan:''' Yeah, she said this guy, Morales, was in town you know, and she's kinda visiting, so...<br>
'''Jan:''' Yeah, she said this guy, Morales, was in town you know, and she's kinda visiting, so...<br />
'''James J:''' Jan, how many times do I have to tell you - if you want to sell the lie, don't keep talking.<br>
'''James J:''' Jan, how many times do I have to tell you - if you want to sell the lie, don't keep talking.<br />
'''Jan:''' (sigh) I can't help it, you always wait me out!<br>
'''Jan:''' (sigh) I can't help it, you always wait me out!<br />
'''James J''': It's not like we don't practice this stuff, what if I were a navy interrogator--<br>
'''James J''': It's not like we don't practice this stuff, what if I were a navy interrogator--<br />
'''Jan:''' --navy interrogator, I know.<br>
'''Jan:''' --navy interrogator, I know.<br />
'''James J:''' So how did she sound?<br>
'''James J:''' So how did she sound?<br />
'''Jan:''' Better.<br>
'''Jan:''' Better.<br />
'''James J: '''Wish I'd seen her before.<br>
'''James J: '''Wish I'd seen her before.<br />
'''Jan:''' ...wait... WAIT! Stop the car! Stop the car!<br>
'''Jan:''' ...wait... WAIT! Stop the car! Stop the car!<br />
(car halts)<br>
(car halts)<br />
'''James J:''' (gets gun) What is it?<br>
'''James J:''' (gets gun) What is it?<br />
'''Jan:''' That water tower with the big crab on it... <br>
'''Jan:''' That water tower with the big crab on it... <br />
'''James J:''' What?<br>
'''James J:''' What?<br />
'''Jan:''' I remember all this stuff. We used to live here.<br>
'''Jan:''' I remember all this stuff. We used to live here.<br />
'''James J:''' (sigh) You remember that?<br>
'''James J:''' (sigh) You remember that?<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, yeah, last year of preschool. I remember... oh dad, put the gun down. Good grief...<br>
'''Jan:''' Yeah, yeah, last year of preschool. I remember... oh dad, put the gun down. Good grief...<br />


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'''James J:''' Sorry...(holsters gun)<br>
'''James J:''' Sorry...(holsters gun)<br />
'''Jan:''' I remember I had these curtains.<br>
'''Jan:''' I remember I had these curtains.<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah, they..they had horses on them.<br>
'''James J:''' Yeah, they..they had horses on them.<br />
'''Jan:''' --merry-go-round horses!<br>
'''Jan:''' --merry-go-round horses!<br />
'''James J: '''Yeah<br>
'''James J: '''Yeah<br />
'''Jan: '''Wow. So, why did we have to move so much?<br>
'''Jan: '''Wow. So, why did we have to move so much?<br />
'''James J:''' You hated that.<br>
'''James J:''' You hated that.<br />
'''Jan:''' Like I would just get settled in and then bam.<br>
'''Jan:''' Like I would just get settled in and then bam.<br />
'''James J:''' I was recruited.<br>
'''James J:''' I was recruited.<br />
'''Jan:''' What?<br>
'''Jan:''' What?<br />
'''James J: '''[[ORION Project|Spartan program]]. I was recruited.<br>
'''James J: '''[[ORION Project|Spartan program]]. I was recruited.<br />
'''Jan: '''Yeah?<br>
'''Jan: '''Yeah?<br />
'''James J:''' That's not how they do it now, with the [[SPARTAN-II Program|2.0's]]. The 2.0's, they just... take.<br>
'''James J:''' That's not how they do it now, with the [[SPARTAN-II Program|2.0's]]. The 2.0's, they just... take.<br />
'''Jan:''' Take?<br>
'''Jan:''' Take?<br />
'''James J:''' 6 years old.<br>
'''James J:''' 6 years old.<br />
'''Jan: '''Take?!<br>
'''Jan: '''Take?!<br />
'''James J:''' 6 years old, they snatch 'em, train 'em, tweak 'em. Years and years of it.<br>
'''James J:''' 6 years old, they snatch 'em, train 'em, tweak 'em. Years and years of it.<br />
'''Jan:''' Not even the navy would... never mind.<br>
'''Jan:''' Not even the navy would... never mind.<br />
'''James J:''' By the time they're 14, they're barely human. Then they give them the last set of tweaks to finish the job.<br>
'''James J:''' By the time they're 14, they're barely human. Then they give them the last set of tweaks to finish the job.<br />
'''Jan:''' My God.<br>
'''Jan:''' My God.<br />
'''James J:''' Lots of them die. The ones that don't, those are the 2.0's.<br>
'''James J:''' Lots of them die. The ones that don't, those are the 2.0's.<br />
'''Jan: '''How do you know this stuff?<br>
'''Jan: '''How do you know this stuff?<br />
'''James J:''' Hey, look! It's [[Kavetti's]]!<br>
'''James J:''' Hey, look! It's [[Kavetti's]]!<br />


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'''Jan: '''Kavetti's? Oh my g... we used to come here for ice cream in the summer! Dad, come on, we've got to stop!<br>
'''Jan: '''Kavetti's? Oh my g... we used to come here for ice cream in the summer! Dad, come on, we've got to stop!<br />
'''James J: '''They're probably closed.<br>
'''James J: '''They're probably closed.<br />
'''Jan:''' No they're not!<br>
'''Jan:''' No they're not!<br />
'''James J:''' They closed up in the winter.<br>
'''James J:''' They closed up in the winter.<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad, look, you've got to stop... <br>
'''Jan:''' Dad, look, you've got to stop... <br />
(car slows)<br>
(car slows)<br />
'''Jan: '''Oh man, the special is pumpkin pie ice cream. I totally remember that! Do you remember that?<br>
'''Jan: '''Oh man, the special is pumpkin pie ice cream. I totally remember that! Do you remember that?<br />
'''James J:''' That's right, they-- they were open until halloween.<br>
'''James J:''' That's right, they-- they were open until halloween.<br />
'''Jan: '''And you did not understand how good it was, it was so good! Oh God... we..we came here with mom once didn't we? I just remember this lady..I didn't know who she was, but I remember her, and she was smiling.<br>
'''Jan: '''And you did not understand how good it was, it was so good! Oh God... we..we came here with mom once didn't we? I just remember this lady..I didn't know who she was, but I remember her, and she was smiling.<br />
(they exit the car)<br>
(they exit the car)<br />
'''James J:''' It... it won't be the same Jan. (Jan heads for it) Jan! Remember, there's milk shortages, there's rationing!<br>
'''James J:''' It... it won't be the same Jan. (Jan heads for it) Jan! Remember, there's milk shortages, there's rationing!<br />
'''Jan: '''It's just like I remember! Only the counter used to be so tall!<br>
'''Jan: '''It's just like I remember! Only the counter used to be so tall!<br />
'''James J: '''Things aren't like they were.<br>
'''James J: '''Things aren't like they were.<br />


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'''Vendor:''' What can I get ya?<br>
'''Vendor:''' What can I get ya?<br />
'''Jan:''' I'll have a scoop... two scoops of pumpkin pie, in a waffle cone. And he'll have... w-wait..I..I remember, a marshmellow sundae--
'''Jan:''' I'll have a scoop... two scoops of pumpkin pie, in a waffle cone. And he'll have... w-wait..I..I remember, a marshmellow sundae--
(together) With chocolate [[list of food and drinks|ice cream]].<br>
(together) With chocolate [[list of food and drinks|ice cream]].<br />
'''James J:''' And whipped cream, and peanuts.<br>
'''James J:''' And whipped cream, and peanuts.<br />
'''Vendor:''' Okay! Be right out.<br>
'''Vendor:''' Okay! Be right out.<br />
'''Jan:''' God, I can't believe you ever made us move away from Kavetti's!<br>
'''Jan:''' God, I can't believe you ever made us move away from Kavetti's!<br />
'''James J:''' Yeah. So, uh, the summer we lived here--<br>
'''James J:''' Yeah. So, uh, the summer we lived here--<br />
'''Jan:''' --I mean, they still have the same sign, I remember that sign.<br>
'''Jan:''' --I mean, they still have the same sign, I remember that sign.<br />
'''James J:''' You were really good at hopscotch. You killed at it.<br>
'''James J:''' You were really good at hopscotch. You killed at it.<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad, it's hopscotch. How do you kill at hopscotch?<br>
'''Jan:''' Dad, it's hopscotch. How do you kill at hopscotch?<br />
'''James J:''' You do it on your hands.<br>
'''James J:''' You do it on your hands.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh.<br>
'''Jan:''' Oh.<br />


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'''James J:''' So, one day your kindergarten teacher Miss Taylor, she... she tells me there's a guy from the Ministry of Education observing you in class. A study on gifted children, she said. She sounded tickled by that. Four days later, I shot someone in our backyard.<br>
'''James J:''' So, one day your kindergarten teacher Miss Taylor, she... she tells me there's a guy from the Ministry of Education observing you in class. A study on gifted children, she said. She sounded tickled by that. Four days later, I shot someone in our backyard.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh my God, but--<br>
'''Jan:''' Oh my God, but--<br />
'''James J:''' I knew this tech once. Long story, but he worked on the 2.0's. Nerve regeneration, 14 year olds, neutral buoyancy tanks, their bones twisted like pretzels.<br>
'''James J:''' I knew this tech once. Long story, but he worked on the 2.0's. Nerve regeneration, 14 year olds, neutral buoyancy tanks, their bones twisted like pretzels.<br />
'''Jan:''' That's why we moved?<br>
'''Jan:''' That's why we moved?<br />
'''James J: '''And you were pegging the test scores, Jan. You were so smart. When you were killing... you were killing everyone at hopscotch.
'''James J: '''And you were pegging the test scores, Jan. You were so smart. When you were killing... you were killing everyone at hopscotch.


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'''Jan:''' I'm sorry I... I didn't know...<br>
'''Jan:''' I'm sorry I... I didn't know...<br />
'''James J:''' I couldn't risk it, Jan. Gilly had already got to this place, this dark place. You were all I had.<br>
'''James J:''' I couldn't risk it, Jan. Gilly had already got to this place, this dark place. You were all I had.<br />
'''Vendor: '''Here's your ice cream.<br>
'''Vendor: '''Here's your ice cream.<br />
'''Jan:''' And that time I got in the news for rescuing that stupid cat on the church roof and then we moved to Idaho. Oh my God, you had to quit your job, sell the house, and forget about a girlfriend...<br>
'''Jan:''' And that time I got in the news for rescuing that stupid cat on the church roof and then we moved to Idaho. Oh my God, you had to quit your job, sell the house, and forget about a girlfriend...<br />
'''James J: '''Thanks, these uh, these looks great! Here, keep the change.<br>
'''James J: '''Thanks, these uh, these looks great! Here, keep the change.<br />
'''Vendor: '''Thanks, have a good one.<br>
'''Vendor: '''Thanks, have a good one.<br />
'''James J:''' Grab some napkins, would you Jan?<br>
'''James J:''' Grab some napkins, would you Jan?<br />
'''Jan:''' Dad...<br>
'''Jan:''' Dad...<br />
'''James J:''' Don't worry about it.<br>
'''James J:''' Don't worry about it.<br />
'''Jan: '''No but I want to, I...<br>
'''Jan: '''No but I want to, I...<br />
'''James J:''' This is Kavetti's melting on my hand here, Jan.<br>
'''James J:''' This is Kavetti's melting on my hand here, Jan.<br />
'''Jan:''' Napkins. Roger that.<br>
'''Jan:''' Napkins. Roger that.<br />
'''James J: '''Here's yours. Lick fast...<br>
'''James J: '''Here's yours. Lick fast...<br />


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'''Jan: '''Yes, sir.<br>
'''Jan: '''Yes, sir.<br />
'''James J:''' Don't be disappointed. Things are never how you remember.<br>
'''James J:''' Don't be disappointed. Things are never how you remember.<br />
'''Jan: '''Oh my god.<br>
'''Jan: '''Oh my god.<br />
'''James J:''' Is it okay?<br>
'''James J:''' Is it okay?<br />
'''Jan: '''My god... it is just like I remembered... it is sooo good, I can't believe you don't love this stuff, dad! Taste it!
'''Jan: '''My god... it is just like I remembered... it is sooo good, I can't believe you don't love this stuff, dad! Taste it!
(Jan feeds it to him)<br>
(Jan feeds it to him)<br />
'''Jan:''' Isn't it great?<br>
'''Jan:''' Isn't it great?<br />
'''James J:''' It's... okay.<br>
'''James J:''' It's... okay.<br />
'''Jan:''' Oh, freak. It's the best. Oh, God I am so happy! Thank you, so much.<br>
'''Jan:''' Oh, freak. It's the best. Oh, God I am so happy! Thank you, so much.<br />
'''James J:''' It's just ice cream.<br>
'''James J:''' It's just ice cream.<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I know.<br>
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I know.<br />


==Jersey: "Stormy Weather"==
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'''[[Durga]]:''' You don't want this, Jersey.<br>
'''[[Durga]]:''' You don't want this, Jersey.<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]: '''You don't know what I want.<br>
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]: '''You don't know what I want.<br />
'''Durga:''' I shouldn't have told you about the affair. If I had been more clear-headed I wouldn't.<br>
'''Durga:''' I shouldn't have told you about the affair. If I had been more clear-headed I wouldn't.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Yeah, but you did, so who is the guy, and when was the last time my mom saw him?<br>
'''Jersey: '''Yeah, but you did, so who is the guy, and when was the last time my mom saw him?<br />
'''Durga: '''This is under the category of things you don't want to know!<br>
'''Durga: '''This is under the category of things you don't want to know!<br />
'''Jersey: '''You owe me this. If you won't help save my dad, you owe me this.<br>
'''Jersey: '''You owe me this. If you won't help save my dad, you owe me this.<br />


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(Bonita comes home)<br>
(Bonita comes home)<br />
'''Bonita:''' Hi, kiddo. I'm home!<br>
'''Bonita:''' Hi, kiddo. I'm home!<br />
'''Jersey:''' You sure are.<br>
'''Jersey:''' You sure are.<br />
'''Bonita:''' Haven't seen that look in years. Like since you were 10 maybe?<br>
'''Bonita:''' Haven't seen that look in years. Like since you were 10 maybe?<br />
'''Jersey:''' What look?<br>
'''Jersey:''' What look?<br />
'''Bonita:''' Well I get stuck in traffic, I'd come home, and you'd be staring at the door with this mad face, like how dare I get home late?<br>
'''Bonita:''' Well I get stuck in traffic, I'd come home, and you'd be staring at the door with this mad face, like how dare I get home late?<br />
'''Jersey:''' So, how was downtown yesterday?<br>
'''Jersey:''' So, how was downtown yesterday?<br />
'''Bonita:''' Fine, like, any other day at work.<br>
'''Bonita:''' Fine, like, any other day at work.<br />
'''Jersey: '''And dinner last night, was that fine too?<br>
'''Jersey: '''And dinner last night, was that fine too?<br />
'''Bonita:''' Dinner last night? Dinner last night was... uh, oh. Oh, Jers...<br>
'''Bonita:''' Dinner last night? Dinner last night was... uh, oh. Oh, Jers...<br />
'''Jersey:''' 'oh oh Jers' -- I can't believe you!<br>
'''Jersey:''' 'oh oh Jers' -- I can't believe you!<br />
'''Bonita:''' I am not interested in going into this with you.<br>
'''Bonita:''' I am not interested in going into this with you.<br />


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'''Jersey:''' Oh I bet not! And dad's off in deep space, getting shot at, so you don't have to 'get into it' with anyone, except Simon!<br>
'''Jersey:''' Oh I bet not! And dad's off in deep space, getting shot at, so you don't have to 'get into it' with anyone, except Simon!<br />
'''Bonita:''' Jersey, that's enough!<br>
'''Bonita:''' Jersey, that's enough!<br />
'''Jersey: '''This guy's nothing ma! A zero.<br>
'''Jersey: '''This guy's nothing ma! A zero.<br />
'''Bonita:''' This is none of your business.<br>
'''Bonita:''' This is none of your business.<br />
'''Jersey:''' None of my business?! It's just my dad -- your husband!<br>
'''Jersey:''' None of my business?! It's just my dad -- your husband!<br />
'''Bonita:''' It is none of your business, it's between me and your father. And I don't like being spied on.<br>
'''Bonita:''' It is none of your business, it's between me and your father. And I don't like being spied on.<br />
'''Jersey:''' And I don't like that you're having an affair!<br>
'''Jersey:''' And I don't like that you're having an affair!<br />
'''Bonita:''' I'm not talking about this.<br>
'''Bonita:''' I'm not talking about this.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I'm telling him.<br>
'''Jersey:''' I'm telling him.<br />
'''Bonita:''' Fine, tell him.<br>
'''Bonita:''' Fine, tell him.<br />
'''Jersey: '''You don't care?<br>
'''Jersey: '''You don't care?<br />
'''Bonita: '''It will hurt him, but it's not going to change anything.<br>
'''Bonita: '''It will hurt him, but it's not going to change anything.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Are you doing this to get back at him, for being gone so much?<br>
'''Jersey:''' Are you doing this to get back at him, for being gone so much?<br />


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'''Bonita: '''When I met your father, I was working in Manhattan, and there was your dad from North Bergen--<br>
'''Bonita: '''When I met your father, I was working in Manhattan, and there was your dad from North Bergen--<br />
'''Jersey:''' --yeah, I heard this story already - you met on the Churchill Ferry.<br>
'''Jersey:''' --yeah, I heard this story already - you met on the Churchill Ferry.<br />
'''Bonita: '''He was handsome, he was romantic... he talked about his old broadcast and he played me songs... (sings) Don't know why...<br>
'''Bonita: '''He was handsome, he was romantic... he talked about his old broadcast and he played me songs... (sings) Don't know why...<br />
'''Jersey:''' Mom...<br>
'''Jersey:''' Mom...<br />
'''Bonita: '''There's no sun up in the sky...<br>
'''Bonita: '''There's no sun up in the sky...<br />
'''Jersey: '''Mom!<br>
'''Jersey: '''Mom!<br />
'''Bonita: '''Stormy weather...<br>
'''Bonita: '''Stormy weather...<br />
'''Jersey: '''Your man and you ain't together.<br>
'''Jersey: '''Your man and you ain't together.<br />
'''Bonita:''' It's hard to be married to a man who's living in 1971.<br>
'''Bonita:''' It's hard to be married to a man who's living in 1971.<br />
'''Jersey: '''1941.<br>
'''Jersey: '''1941.<br />
'''Bonita:''' Whatever.
'''Bonita:''' Whatever.


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'''Bonita:''' Unlike your father, Simon never thinks about anything that happened before he was born.<br>
'''Bonita:''' Unlike your father, Simon never thinks about anything that happened before he was born.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Because the man is a moron ma.<br>
'''Jersey:''' Because the man is a moron ma.<br />
'''Bonita:''' I like him.<br>
'''Bonita:''' I like him.<br />
'''Jersey:''' All he talks about is business.<br>
'''Jersey:''' All he talks about is business.<br />
'''Bonita: '''Yeah, your father hates worrying about money. You're more like Simon that way.<br>
'''Bonita: '''Yeah, your father hates worrying about money. You're more like Simon that way.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Like Simon?!<br>
'''Jersey:''' Like Simon?!<br />
'''Bonita:''' You live in a real world Jers... you help me put food on the table, and I am so grateful for that.<br>
'''Bonita:''' You live in a real world Jers... you help me put food on the table, and I am so grateful for that.<br />
'''Jersey:''' ...like Simon...<br>
'''Jersey:''' ...like Simon...<br />
'''Bonita:''' He set up a pension thingy for me. For the first time in my life, I'm not terrified of what's going to happen to me when I get old.<br>
'''Bonita:''' He set up a pension thingy for me. For the first time in my life, I'm not terrified of what's going to happen to me when I get old.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I'll take care of you mom. You don't need this creep.<br>
'''Jersey:''' I'll take care of you mom. You don't need this creep.<br />
'''Bonita: '''Will you Jers? What if they send you off to fight, kiddo? What if you decide you hate me, because of... because of something I've done?<br>
'''Bonita: '''Will you Jers? What if they send you off to fight, kiddo? What if you decide you hate me, because of... because of something I've done?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Jeezus mom...<br>
'''Jersey:''' Jeezus mom...<br />
'''Bonita:''' It's not enough Jersey, I love you. But it's not enough.<br>
'''Bonita:''' It's not enough Jersey, I love you. But it's not enough.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Mom... do you really like this guy?<br>
'''Jersey:''' Mom... do you really like this guy?<br />
'''Bonita:''' God... your father could dance. And I miss the dancing.<br>
'''Bonita:''' God... your father could dance. And I miss the dancing.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Jeezus mom, don't cry.<br>
'''Jersey: '''Jeezus mom, don't cry.<br />


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'''Jersey:''' Again.<br>
'''Jersey:''' Again.<br />
'''Durga:''' Again?<br>
'''Durga:''' Again?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Please.<br>
'''Jersey:''' Please.<br />
'''Durga:''' Alright.<br>
'''Durga:''' Alright.<br />
'''Recording/Bonita:''' Jersey, there's something you should know about your father.<br>
'''Recording/Bonita:''' Jersey, there's something you should know about your father.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Pause. I was so sure she was about to say he started the affairs. He left us both. He was never the guy you thought he was.<br>
'''Jersey: '''Pause. I was so sure she was about to say he started the affairs. He left us both. He was never the guy you thought he was.<br />
'''Durga:''' Should I keep going?<br>
'''Durga:''' Should I keep going?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Yeah.<br>
'''Jersey: '''Yeah.<br />
'''Recording/Bonita: '''Your father always - always loved you. So did I.<br>
'''Recording/Bonita: '''Your father always - always loved you. So did I.<br />
'''Durga:''' Again?<br>
'''Durga:''' Again?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Again.<br>
'''Jersey: '''Again.<br />


==Rani: "Jumper"==
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(chatter on)<br>
(chatter on)<br />
'''Rani''' Sarah-John?<br>
'''Rani''' Sarah-John?<br />
[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']] (on chatter) Hey Rani, I know it's late, but your chatter showed you available. Did you hear from Nick today? <br>
[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']] (on chatter) Hey Rani, I know it's late, but your chatter showed you available. Did you hear from Nick today? <br />
'''Rani: '''I did.<br>
'''Rani: '''I did.<br />
'''Sarah: '''He is so hooked!<br>
'''Sarah: '''He is so hooked!<br />
(laughs)<br>
(laughs)<br />
'''Rani:''' They're transferring him to one of the [[space elevator]]s.<br>
'''Rani:''' They're transferring him to one of the [[space elevator]]s.<br />
'''Sarah:''' You cried, didn't you?<br>
'''Sarah:''' You cried, didn't you?<br />
'''Rani: '''I did not!<br>
'''Rani: '''I did not!<br />
'''Sarah:''' (sigh) Rani, you cannot cry on the phone! Guys hate that.<br>
'''Sarah:''' (sigh) Rani, you cannot cry on the phone! Guys hate that.<br />
'''Rani:''' Well I said it was allergies.<br>
'''Rani:''' Well I said it was allergies.<br />
'''Sarah: '''Oh I'm sure he didn't see through that. (laughs)  
'''Sarah: '''Oh I'm sure he didn't see through that. (laughs)  


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'''Sarah:''' So what are you doing up so late?<br>
'''Sarah:''' So what are you doing up so late?<br />
'''Rani:''' Trying to track down some guy...<br>
'''Rani:''' Trying to track down some guy...<br />
'''Sarah: '''Oh! Is he cute?<br>
'''Sarah: '''Oh! Is he cute?<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, I've only heard his voice, but he sounds dreamy. Likes to impress a girl with loud cranky belligerent tirades, and he can't be a day over 70.<br>
'''Rani:''' Well, I've only heard his voice, but he sounds dreamy. Likes to impress a girl with loud cranky belligerent tirades, and he can't be a day over 70.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Well, I don't know, you don't do so well with tirades.<br>
'''Sarah:''' Well, I don't know, you don't do so well with tirades.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh I'm sure I can change him.<br>
'''Rani:''' Oh I'm sure I can change him.<br />
'''Sarah:''' So, how does one go about tracking down this Romeo?<br>
'''Sarah:''' So, how does one go about tracking down this Romeo?<br />
'''Rani:''' Well, my boss said I was using too many cycles at work pursuing this guy.<br>
'''Rani:''' Well, my boss said I was using too many cycles at work pursuing this guy.<br />
'''Sarah: '''I'm sure your boss has her reasons.<br>
'''Sarah: '''I'm sure your boss has her reasons.<br />
'''Rani: '''That's what I'm afraid of. <br>
'''Rani: '''That's what I'm afraid of. <br />


===Athena===
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'''Rani:''' Anyway, I'm going to try [[Pallas Athena]], the [[Boston Public Library]] [[Artificial intelligence|AI]]. She's kind of stuck up, but she's smart. <br>
'''Rani:''' Anyway, I'm going to try [[Pallas Athena]], the [[Boston Public Library]] [[Artificial intelligence|AI]]. She's kind of stuck up, but she's smart. <br />
'''Sarah:''' Stuck up?<br>
'''Sarah:''' Stuck up?<br />
'''Rani: '''It's the accent. So Harvard.<br>
'''Rani: '''It's the accent. So Harvard.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Oh you're such a hick. So, why the sudden interest in obnoxious men?<br>
'''Sarah:''' Oh you're such a hick. So, why the sudden interest in obnoxious men?<br />
'''Rani:''' Well it's the guy who was pretending to be an evacuee from [[Troy]].<br>
'''Rani:''' Well it's the guy who was pretending to be an evacuee from [[Troy]].<br />
(Rani hears a sound)<br>
(Rani hears a sound)<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani?<br>
'''Sarah:''' Rani?<br />
'''Rani: '''(pause) There's someone walking on my roof.<br>
'''Rani: '''(pause) There's someone walking on my roof.<br />


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'''Sarah:''' At 1am? Someone trying to break in?<br>
'''Sarah:''' At 1am? Someone trying to break in?<br />
'''Rani:''' I don't know... (shows fear) Hello? Is there somebody up--<br>
'''Rani:''' I don't know... (shows fear) Hello? Is there somebody up--<br />
(commotion)<br>
(commotion)<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani?? (body landing) Rani, are you there?<br>
'''Sarah:''' Rani?? (body landing) Rani, are you there?<br />
'''Rani:''' Someone just fell off my roof...! Oh my God...<br>
'''Rani:''' Someone just fell off my roof...! Oh my God...<br />
'''Sarah: '''Thank God you're okay. What was that?<br>
'''Sarah: '''Thank God you're okay. What was that?<br />
'''Rani:''' I'll call you back.<br>
'''Rani:''' I'll call you back.<br />
(chatter off)<br>
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter on)<br>
(chatter on)<br />
'''Operator: '''(computer voice) Boston Emergency, may I help you?<br>
'''Operator: '''(computer voice) Boston Emergency, may I help you?<br />
'''Rani:''' I need to report an accident. (bystander screams from outside) I heard something on the roof, and then someone fell to the street. I'm headed down there now.<br>
'''Rani:''' I need to report an accident. (bystander screams from outside) I heard something on the roof, and then someone fell to the street. I'm headed down there now.<br />


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'''Operator:''' Are you at the scene of the accident?<br>
'''Operator:''' Are you at the scene of the accident?<br />
'''Rani:''' Yes... oh God...<br>
'''Rani:''' Yes... oh God...<br />
'''Operator: '''We have your location. EMT in two minutes or less. A record is being made of this occurrence. Can you render medical assistance?<br>
'''Operator: '''We have your location. EMT in two minutes or less. A record is being made of this occurrence. Can you render medical assistance?<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, I think he's dead...<br>
'''Rani:''' Oh, I think he's dead...<br />
'''Operator: '''Can you check for a pulse? Does the victim appear to be breathing?<br>
'''Operator: '''Can you check for a pulse? Does the victim appear to be breathing?<br />
'''Rani: '''He--he...he... he's not breathing at all...<br>
'''Rani: '''He--he...he... he's not breathing at all...<br />
(crowds gather)(talking in background)<br>
(crowds gather)(talking in background)<br />
'''Bystander(M)1:'''  Yo, guys! What happened?<br>
'''Bystander(M)1:'''  Yo, guys! What happened?<br />
'''Bystander(F)2:''' I don't know.<br>
'''Bystander(F)2:''' I don't know.<br />
'''Bystander(F)3:''' He fell off the roof!<br>
'''Bystander(F)3:''' He fell off the roof!<br />
'''Rani:''' He...<br>
'''Rani:''' He...<br />
'''Bystander(M)1:''' Is that bone?<br>
'''Bystander(M)1:''' Is that bone?<br />
'''Operator: '''Can you check for a pulse?<br>
'''Operator: '''Can you check for a pulse?<br />
(Rani's speechless as people point out his skull)<br>'''Bystander(M1:) '''Oh man! That's his skull! That's messed up!<br>
(Rani's speechless as people point out his skull)<br />'''Bystander(M1:) '''Oh man! That's his skull! That's messed up!<br />
'''Rani: '''His head... <br>
'''Rani: '''His head... <br />


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'''Rani:''' I'm sorry, I think I might be sick...<br>
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry, I think I might be sick...<br />
'''Operator: '''This is a normal reaction. Please, step away from the victim. Do you feel faint? <br>
'''Operator: '''This is a normal reaction. Please, step away from the victim. Do you feel faint? <br />
'''Rani:''' No, I'm okay. I don't think we need to check for a pulse. I think he's dead. I'm sure he's dead.<br>
'''Rani:''' No, I'm okay. I don't think we need to check for a pulse. I think he's dead. I'm sure he's dead.<br />
'''Operator:''' Do you know the victim?<br>
'''Operator:''' Do you know the victim?<br />
'''Rani: '''No. (shouts) Does anybody know him?<br>
'''Rani: '''No. (shouts) Does anybody know him?<br />
'''Bystander:''' (in the background) That's the guy who hangs out in front of the burrito place, that's him!<br>
'''Bystander:''' (in the background) That's the guy who hangs out in front of the burrito place, that's him!<br />
'''Rani:''' He might be a homeless guy who stays in the neighborhood.<br>
'''Rani:''' He might be a homeless guy who stays in the neighborhood.<br />
(emergency vehicles arrive)<br>
(emergency vehicles arrive)<br />


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'''Technician:''' No, you can tell the hospital he's going to be DOA. Head hit first. Is he a jumper?<br>
'''Technician:''' No, you can tell the hospital he's going to be DOA. Head hit first. Is he a jumper?<br />
'''Rani:''' I don't know... I heard something on the roof, and them I heard him hit--<br>
'''Rani:''' I don't know... I heard something on the roof, and them I heard him hit--<br />
'''Technician:''' He must have been drunk, or high.<br>
'''Technician:''' He must have been drunk, or high.<br />
'''Rani: '''Why would he be on the roof?<br>
'''Rani: '''Why would he be on the roof?<br />
'''Technician:''' He might live on one. Roofs are off the streets - they feel safer. Homeless people live all sorts of places.<br>
'''Technician:''' He might live on one. Roofs are off the streets - they feel safer. Homeless people live all sorts of places.<br />
'''Rani: '''His ankles aren't dirty.<br>
'''Rani: '''His ankles aren't dirty.<br />
'''Technician:''' Hey, you're right. *phew* Certainly smells ripe though. And I'm grateful if any part of him's clean.<br>
'''Technician:''' Hey, you're right. *phew* Certainly smells ripe though. And I'm grateful if any part of him's clean.<br />
'''Rani: '''So why would his ankles be clean? <br>
'''Rani: '''So why would his ankles be clean? <br />


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'''Rani:''' Also, there's blood in his ear.<br>
'''Rani:''' Also, there's blood in his ear.<br />
'''Technician:''' He landed on his head.<br>
'''Technician:''' He landed on his head.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, I know, but it was the other side of his head.<br>
'''Rani:''' No, I know, but it was the other side of his head.<br />
(lifting the body)<br>
(lifting the body)<br />
'''Technician: '''Bad things happen when you hit face first.<br>
'''Technician: '''Bad things happen when you hit face first.<br />
'''Rani:''' What if he was bleeding from the ears before he fell, like... like what if something happened to make him fall? <br>
'''Rani:''' What if he was bleeding from the ears before he fell, like... like what if something happened to make him fall? <br />
'''Technician: '''Lady, are you a coroner?<br>
'''Technician: '''Lady, are you a coroner?<br />
'''Rani: '''No...<br>
'''Rani: '''No...<br />
'''Technician:''' A priest?<br>
'''Technician:''' A priest?<br />
'''Rani: '''No, It's just--<br>
'''Rani: '''No, It's just--<br />
'''Technician:''' (loading the body) Then you should probably step back cuz there aint nothing you can do for this guy now. (doors close) Okay, he's loaded. Let's get him to an ER so they can slab him.<br>
'''Technician:''' (loading the body) Then you should probably step back cuz there aint nothing you can do for this guy now. (doors close) Okay, he's loaded. Let's get him to an ER so they can slab him.<br />


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'''Rani:''' It's 3am Sarah-John. You don't have to keep talking to me.<br>
'''Rani:''' It's 3am Sarah-John. You don't have to keep talking to me.<br />
'''Sarah:''' (on chatter) Why, you think you're going to be able to sleep now?<br>
'''Sarah:''' (on chatter) Why, you think you're going to be able to sleep now?<br />
'''Rani:''' Yeah. No... his head... it was...<br>
'''Rani:''' Yeah. No... his head... it was...<br />
'''Sarah:''' Don't think about it, just think of something else.<br>
'''Sarah:''' Don't think about it, just think of something else.<br />
(typing)<br>
(typing)<br />
'''Sarah: '''What are you doing?<br>
'''Sarah: '''What are you doing?<br />
'''Rani:''' Nothing.<br>
'''Rani:''' Nothing.<br />
'''Sarah: '''You think that guy was just pretending to be a bum. That's why his ankles were clean. That's what you're thinking.<br>
'''Sarah: '''You think that guy was just pretending to be a bum. That's why his ankles were clean. That's what you're thinking.<br />
'''Rani: '''No, I'm not.<br>
'''Rani: '''No, I'm not.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Rani, don't get spooky. Not tonight. Tomorrow you can do it, but not tonight.<br>
'''Sarah:''' Rani, don't get spooky. Not tonight. Tomorrow you can do it, but not tonight.<br />
'''Rani: '''Okay.<br>
'''Rani: '''Okay.<br />
'''Sarah:''' I can hear you typing Rani!<br>
'''Sarah:''' I can hear you typing Rani!<br />
'''Rani: '''It's just stuff for work.<br>
'''Rani: '''It's just stuff for work.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Like hell it is!<br>
'''Sarah:''' Like hell it is!<br />


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'''Rani: '''Sarah-John, don't worry. Just get on to bed.<br>
'''Rani: '''Sarah-John, don't worry. Just get on to bed.<br />
'''Sarah: '''You think this is about you. You think that guy on the roof was coming for you--<br>
'''Sarah: '''You think this is about you. You think that guy on the roof was coming for you--<br />
'''Rani:''' --I don't--<br>
'''Rani:''' --I don't--<br />
'''Sarah:''' I know how your mind works. You were thinking of that old [[hard sound rifle]] [[Billy-Jay]] got black market.<br>
'''Sarah:''' I know how your mind works. You were thinking of that old [[hard sound rifle]] [[Billy-Jay]] got black market.<br />
'''Rani:''' Sarah-John...<br>
'''Rani:''' Sarah-John...<br />
'''Sarah:''' You think somebody used one just like it to drop that guy and let the fall finish him.<br>
'''Sarah:''' You think somebody used one just like it to drop that guy and let the fall finish him.<br />
'''Rani:''' I am not.<br>
'''Rani:''' I am not.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Swear it.<br>
'''Sarah:''' Swear it.<br />
'''Rani: '''What?<br>
'''Rani: '''What?<br />
'''Sarah: '''Swear it.<br>
'''Sarah: '''Swear it.<br />
'''Rani:''' I swear.<br>
'''Rani:''' I swear.<br />
'''Sarah:''' Liar. Why did you ever have to take that damn job?<br>
'''Sarah:''' Liar. Why did you ever have to take that damn job?<br />
(stops typing)<br>
(stops typing)<br />
'''Rani: '''I am so sorry Sarah-John. But I'm in too far. They're never going to let me get out now.<br>
'''Rani: '''I am so sorry Sarah-John. But I'm in too far. They're never going to let me get out now.<br />


==Herzog: "My Conscience"==
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'''[[Standish]]: '''Herzog, you just can't barge into a meeting--<br>
'''[[Standish]]: '''Herzog, you just can't barge into a meeting--<br />
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Admiral, I will turn this department upside down if I don't get some accountability for this.<br>
'''[[Herzog]]:''' Admiral, I will turn this department upside down if I don't get some accountability for this.<br />
'''Standish:''' Ensign, call security. Herzog, come on... you can't stomp into a meeting that's already taking place.<br>
'''Standish:''' Ensign, call security. Herzog, come on... you can't stomp into a meeting that's already taking place.<br />
'''Admiral: '''Herzog, what's this all about?<br>
'''Admiral: '''Herzog, what's this all about?<br />
'''Herzog: '''It was my understanding that wetwork required executive authorization.<br>
'''Herzog: '''It was my understanding that wetwork required executive authorization.<br />
'''Standish: '''Oh God... come on, not this again.<br>
'''Standish: '''Oh God... come on, not this again.<br />
'''Admiral:''' Wetwork? I didn't authorize a termination. What are you talking about?<br>
'''Admiral:''' Wetwork? I didn't authorize a termination. What are you talking about?<br />
'''Herzog: '''I'm talking about a black op! On the roof, of a 22 year old analyst's apartment!<br>
'''Herzog: '''I'm talking about a black op! On the roof, of a 22 year old analyst's apartment!<br />
'''Standish: '''That's preposterous.<br>
'''Standish: '''That's preposterous.<br />
'''Admiral: '''What black op?<br>
'''Admiral: '''What black op?<br />
'''Herzog:''' The one that my security ''eliminated''.<br>
'''Herzog:''' The one that my security ''eliminated''.<br />
'''Standish: '''Heh, you've got no proof my friend.<br>
'''Standish: '''Heh, you've got no proof my friend.<br />
'''Herzog:''' You want me to drop his smoking boots on the desk? Of course I've got proof!<br>
'''Herzog:''' You want me to drop his smoking boots on the desk? Of course I've got proof!<br />
'''Admiral: '''Standish, shut up. Herzog, sit down. Standish, you're dismissed.<br>
'''Admiral: '''Standish, shut up. Herzog, sit down. Standish, you're dismissed.<br />
'''Standish: '''Admiral--!<br>
'''Standish: '''Admiral--!<br />
'''Admiral:''' Close the door as you leave.<br>
'''Admiral:''' Close the door as you leave.<br />
(leaves)
(leaves)


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'''Admiral: '''Thank you Colonel. I'll look into this matter immediately. You're dismissed. And, send in Standish on your way out.<br>
'''Admiral: '''Thank you Colonel. I'll look into this matter immediately. You're dismissed. And, send in Standish on your way out.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Thank you Admiral.<br>
'''Herzog:''' Thank you Admiral.<br />
(leaves)<br>
(leaves)<br />
'''Herzog:''' Standish, the Admiral wants to see you.<br>
'''Herzog:''' Standish, the Admiral wants to see you.<br />
'''Standish:''' Herzog, this is a mistake.<br>
'''Standish:''' Herzog, this is a mistake.<br />
'''Herzog:''' (face to face) No, Standish. The mistake was putting an assassin on a 22-year-old girl's rooftop.<br>
'''Herzog:''' (face to face) No, Standish. The mistake was putting an assassin on a 22-year-old girl's rooftop.<br />
'''Standish:''' Even if there was an assassin--<br>
'''Standish:''' Even if there was an assassin--<br />
'''Herzog:''' Because you put one there for political reasons. Because you were afraid of what an investigation might do to your career.<br>
'''Herzog:''' Because you put one there for political reasons. Because you were afraid of what an investigation might do to your career.<br />
'''Standish:''' Oh, not my career Herzog. Oh, and before you go getting on your moral high horse, who is using that 22-year-old girl?<br>
'''Standish:''' Oh, not my career Herzog. Oh, and before you go getting on your moral high horse, who is using that 22-year-old girl?<br />


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'''Herzog:''' And who is hiding the most powerful object ever to fall into our hands?<br>
'''Herzog:''' And who is hiding the most powerful object ever to fall into our hands?<br />
'''Standish: '''There is a war going on my friend.<br>
'''Standish: '''There is a war going on my friend.<br />
'''Herzog: '''For us to remain human, not slaves. For us to be free people.<br>
'''Herzog: '''For us to remain human, not slaves. For us to be free people.<br />
'''Standish: '''My conscience doesn't keep me awake at night, Herzog.<br>
'''Standish: '''My conscience doesn't keep me awake at night, Herzog.<br />
'''Herzog:''' That's very frightening, Standish. Mine keeps me awake every night.<br>
'''Herzog:''' That's very frightening, Standish. Mine keeps me awake every night.<br />
'''Admiral: '''(from the office) Standish...<br>
'''Admiral: '''(from the office) Standish...<br />
'''Standish: '''Watch your back, Herzog. Because I'm not going to let you or anyone else lose this war.<br>
'''Standish: '''Watch your back, Herzog. Because I'm not going to let you or anyone else lose this war.<br />
(leaves)
(leaves)


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