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Large and in charge.
Those nasty humans and Banished bullies won't know what smacked them
when the Grunt Goblin enters the battlefield! Piloted by Top Grunt jockeys, each
Goblin is armed with unstoppable power wrists and heavy needle cannon right
from the start, and can upgrade to the Shardstorm launcher for additional
crystalline explosive fireworks. When the Goblins fancy feet get to stepping
they can be upgraded to allow Grunt Hustle, increasing the movement speed
for all nearby friendly units for a short period of time. While footloose and fancy
free under the effect of the Grunt Hustle, the Goblin and nearby Grunt units are
deadlier - as deadly as a Grunt can be, that is. And nest-mother said those
dancing lessons would never pay off!
Also known as the Balaho battlesuit, Goblins are a patent—pending combination
of amazing good looks and punchiness in a single value—packed package. But
wait, there's more! Act now and you can get not one. Not two. But THREE
Goblins on the battlefield, for a true Grunty triple—threat. Forget fighting fair, for
these suits have hearts of blamite and fists of justice that will deliver the Ark to
its rightful owners: the Unggoy. And with the Ark in their grasping claws the
rest of the galaxy will tremble! At least, that's what the Throne of Woe keeps
telling Yapyap THE DESTROYER. But wait, how did Yapyap get ahold of these
incredible new machines and find time to modify them? Mind your own business
is how.