UNSC Marine Corps/Quotes

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This is a list of Quotes from personnel of the UNSC Marine Corps.


  • "Okay, purple hearts for everybody!"
  • "Don't shoot his head, you'll hurt Cortana."
  • "Hey chapstick."
  • "I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence"
  • "Come on get back up so I can kill you again!!"
  • "Look a Mark 5.(or 6 in Halo 2)"
  • "Do you think aliens have insurance?"
  • "Hehe, tickles don't it"
  • "Damn aliens."
  • "Covering fire!"
  • "Bet the Covenant didn't expect to fight the biggest marine bad asses in the corps."
  • "Whoohoo yaa!!"
  • "Watch where you throw those things!"
  • "Aww it burns!"
  • "Dear Sarge, kickin ass in outer space, wish you were here" (in Warthog on Delta Halo)
  • "I heard that, jackass" (Johnson, after Marine says above line)
  • "Can't we all just get along?"
  • "Frag out"
  • "Mira, mira!"
  • "Oh, god! I think that one was Bob!"
  • "Ahh get this thing off me!"
  • "Ahh medic!"
  • "This thing is really staring to PISS ME OFF!!"
  • "Marines! Hold it now!"
  • "Don't ask, don't tell."
  • "Hey would you mind pointing that somewhere else, Chief?" (When you point gun at marine for a while)
  • "Sorry the grip's...sweaty."
  • "Hey you were the one who destroyed their ring!"
  • "Bastard!!"
  • "You yella belly bastard."
  • "Die split lip."
  • "Hey, that was HIM, not me."
  • "You know, I really should start counting."
  • "Imma take that as a threat."
  • "I've been waiting a long time for this." (If you kill enough marines)
  • "AHHH"
  • "When I shoot, I try to hit things."
  • "Okay... let me know if you want it back." (If you give them a good weapon)
  • "What?, is something wrong with it?" (If you give them certain weapons)
  • "You killed him, sir, you killed him!" (If you kill a marine)
  • "Hey, Chief, it's me!"
  • "How did you clowns even find Earth?"
  • "Ahh... Time for a break... let's go to a Starbucks... Hey look there's one over there!... theres another one across the street over there... hey look theres one over there!" (or something like that)
  • "You DO know how to drive this thing..." (when you crash a vehicle they are riding)
  • "Hey, hey, let's catch one and ride it."
  • "Not as easy as you thought, eh amigo?"
  • "WHY!?! Why couldn't it have been me?" (If you die)
  • "Hey Alien!, why don't you turn down the suck!"
  • "Let me know when I should start TRYING."
  • "Enemy down!"
  • "Ghost neutralized."
  • "This isn't the time Chief." (Sgt. Johnson says it if you attack him, even when you are the Arbiter)
  • "Just when you started to get on my good side..."
  • "No one said anything about freeze tag." (says this when you push them]
  • "This one's for you, Billy!"
  • "I was so busy kickin ass I forgot to take names."
  • "Messed them up good."
  • "Thank you, thank you very much."
  • "Alright!"
  • "Yikes."
  • "Hostile, big one."
  • "Hostile down!"
  • "Aye!"
  • "Yes, sir!"
  • "You big footed, ugly sucker!"
  • "Someone get Cortana outta his head!" (when Chief dies Halo 1)
  • "Hey look I'm just a little coward! No really, I am. Hehe...." (when sees a Grunt running and screaming)
  • "Once I ran out of grenades so I threw my lunch. It really happened!"
  • "Don't worry I won't bite." (Halo 2 Female Marines)
  • "Don't worry, I'll be a good girl." (Halo 2 Female Marine)
  • "Ah you mother f...." (If a grenade detonates really close to them but they suvive)
  • "That's it you'ra all gonna die!" (If down to last bit of health)
  • "Open fire, lets spend some of that tax payer money!"
  • "Pour it on Marines, you aren't paying for the rounds!"
  • "Idiot!" (if you toss a grenade close to a Marine)
  • "See something you like?" (Female Marine; if you stare at her too long)
  • "Don't look at me, look at them!" (Johnson; if you stare at him too long)
  • "Great... now what?" (when Chief dies in Halo 1)
  • "Cortana... you still there?" (when Chief dies in Halo 1)
  • "Wow! Look at 'em fly!" (if you toss a grenade and bodies fly in all directions)
  • "Do I look like an eight-foot blue alien monster?" (Johnson; if you hit him)
  • "What are you looking at me for? You're the hero." (if you stare at a Marine too long)
  • "Chief, you're freaking me out." (Sergeant Pete Stacker; if you stare at him too long)
  • "Yo mama's so ugly, her tears run down the back of her head!" (Sergeant Pete Stacker, taunting)
  • "You know? This reminds me of the time I got herpes." (Marine, if idle too long)
  • "I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..." (Sergeant Stacker, when he accidentally shoots a Marine)
  • "Ha! And my mom wanted me to be a doctor! bah!" (Marine on LAAG, during killing spree)
  • "Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!" (Marine on LAAG, during killing spree)
  • "I'm not the one that blew up their Sacred Ring." (Marine, if you stare at him too long)
  • "Hey, I just realized; this isn't a drill."
  • "This is like the Alamo, you're dyin' for Texas, bucko! (To dead Elite on Outskirts)
  • "This is as good a place as any." (Marine on Outskirts)
  • "For now... this is home" (Marine on Outskirts)
  • "I hope you're not all talk, Marine." {Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult}
  • "Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son." (Sergeant Stacker; after a Marine makes an insult)
  • "That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks." (Sgt. Stacker)
  • "Good guys: Back to my place for pie!"
  • "Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!" (Sgt. Stacker; if you or other Marines are too idle)
  • "Suck it, split-lip!" (Stacker, at a dead Elite)
  • *sarcastically* "well... lucky me..." (Perez character model; if you hand him a bad weapon)
  • "Whoops... I mean... uh... that was totally my plan."
  • "If you ask real nice, I'll kill ya. But only a little bit."
  • "Marines, time to kill us a Scarab." (Sgt. Banks in Metropolis)
  • "Ow. That one went in." (when you shoot a Marine)
  • "How's your insureance?!"
  • "Let God sort em out!" (Sgt. Stacker)
  • "I think I need a medic."
  • "Really, if your not dead, you're fine."
  • What the hell, dumbass!"
  • "I though we were friends." (Sgt. Johnson; if you take a good weapon from him)
  • "Stupid little runt!"
  • "It blew right though us!" (Female Marine on Metropolis)
  • Stay back! Stay back, you're not turning me into one of those things! (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "I'll blow your brains out! Get away from me!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "Gaaaaahh! Aaaaaahh! Don't touch me, you freaks, I won't be like you, I'll die first!" (Crazed Marine on Halo: CE)
  • "Find your own hiding place, the monsters are everywhere!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "Play dead! That's what I did... played dead. They took the live ones... oh, God, I can still hear them!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • <Sob> "Monsters..." (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhaaahhh! Aaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaa!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "Just leave me alone!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "Sarge? Mendoza? Bisenti? Oh, God... the things took them..." <mumbles and cries> "They're gone! Get it? Gone!" (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "They won't get me! Oh God... oh God I don't want to be like them, please, please no, nooo..." (Crazed Marine in Halo: CE)
  • "Craaap."
  • "My bad."
  • "Leave some for me!"
  • "Would ya mind not killin my men?"