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Bev: Hello, and welcome to Hot'n'Cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | '''Bev''': Hello, and welcome to Hot'n'Cold. Please, place your thumb on the transaction plate.<br /> | ||
Jersey: I'd like... do you have real cheese this week?<br /> | '''Jersey''': I'd like... do you have real cheese this week?<br /> | ||
Bev: We have a high quality, soy-based, cheese product. Many people prefer it to dairy.<br /> | '''Bev''': We have a high quality, soy-based, cheese product. Many people prefer it to dairy.<br /> | ||
Jersey: I'm not of of them. Are the beans real?<br /> | '''Jersey''': I'm not of of them. Are the beans real?<br /> | ||
Bev: Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.<br /> | '''Bev''': Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the answer to your question.<br /> | ||
Jersey: *sigh* Give me a burrito.<br /> | '''Jersey''': *sigh* Give me a burrito.<br /> | ||
Bev: Would you like sour cream with that?<br /> | '''Bev''': Would you like sour cream with that?<br /> | ||
Jersey: Is it real?<br /> | '''Jersey''': Is it real?<br /> | ||
Bev: We have a high quality product (voice morphs into Durga) made with 100% real <br />animal fat. | '''Bev''': We have a high quality product (voice morphs into Durga) made with 100% real <br />animal fat. | ||
Durga: Just get a burrito.<br /> | '''Durga''': Just get a burrito.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dispenser.wav dispenser] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dispenser.wav dispenser] | ||
Jersey: Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br /> | '''Jersey''': Durga? Are you in the dispenser?<br /> | ||
Durga: Yes. Listen, Jersey. Something clicked in my head again this week and suddenly <br />I heard the old man. | '''Durga''': Yes. Listen, Jersey. Something clicked in my head again this week and suddenly <br />I heard the old man. | ||
Jersey: The spy? W-wait, the one that thinks Section III is trying to kill Rani?<br /> | '''Jersey''': The spy? W-wait, the one that thinks Section III is trying to kill Rani?<br /> | ||
Durga: Yes. This time he was getting his aide transferred to somewhere safe. He thinks <br />Section III is coming for him, too. | '''Durga''': Yes. This time he was getting his aide transferred to somewhere safe. He thinks <br />Section III is coming for him, too. | ||
Jersey: Hm, where in the world is safe now?<br /> | '''Jersey''': Hm, where in the world is safe now?<br /> | ||
Durga: He sent him to New Mombasa.<br /> | '''Durga''': He sent him to New Mombasa.<br /> | ||
Jersey: Ok, that's pretty out of the way.<br /> | '''Jersey''': Ok, that's pretty out of the way.<br /> | ||
Herbert: Oh, are you done with this dispenser yet?<br /> | '''Herbert''': Oh, are you done with this dispenser yet?<br /> | ||
Jersey: Uh, almost. ...Durga, I feel stupid as hell talking to a dispenser!<br /> | '''Jersey''': Uh, almost. ...Durga, I feel stupid as hell talking to a dispenser!<br /> | ||
Durga: Too bad! I like it!<br /> | '''Durga''': Too bad! I like it!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/black_three_sugars.wav black_three_sugars] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/black_three_sugars.wav black_three_sugars] | ||
Herbert: Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of coffee - black, three sugars.<br /> | '''Herbert''': Listen, buddy. I aint got all day. Give me a cup of coffee - black, three sugars.<br /> | ||
Durga: Thank you! I am still serving Mr.Morelli.<br /> | '''Durga''': Thank you! I am still serving Mr.Morelli.<br /> | ||
Herbert: What are you, Miss Manners? Give me my damn cup of coffee!<br /> | '''Herbert''': What are you, Miss Manners? Give me my damn cup of coffee!<br /> | ||
Durga: Listen, Herbert...<br /> | '''Durga''': Listen, Herbert...<br /> | ||
Herbert: How do you know my name is Herbert?<br /> | '''Herbert''': How do you know my name is Herbert?<br /> | ||
Durga: If you'd seen the same DNA tests I have, I'd spend less time barging into lines, and more time wondering who Herbert Jr.'s real father is.<br /> | '''Durga''': If you'd seen the same DNA tests I have, I'd spend less time barging into lines, and more time wondering who Herbert Jr.'s real father is.<br /> | ||
Herbert: What?<br /> | '''Herbert''': What?<br /> | ||
Durga: I'd also start looking for work.<br /> | '''Durga''': I'd also start looking for work.<br /> | ||
Herbert: What?? I have a job.<br /> | '''Herbert''': What?? I have a job.<br /> | ||
Durga: That was then. (chatter ping) Uh oh! I bet that's (chatter ping) going to be bad news.<br /> | '''Durga''': That was then. (chatter ping) Uh oh! I bet that's (chatter ping) going to be bad news.<br /> | ||
Jersey: Durga!<br /> | '''Jersey''': Durga!<br /> | ||
Durga: (chatter ping) I wouldn't answer that in a public place if (chatter ping) I were you.<br /> | '''Durga''': (chatter ping) I wouldn't answer that in a public place if (chatter ping) I were you.<br /> | ||
Herbert: (leaving hastily) All I wanted was a cup of coffee (chatter ping)<br /> | '''Herbert''': (leaving hastily) All I wanted was a cup of coffee (chatter ping)<br /> | ||
Jersey: Ok, immensely powerful dispenser, where's this voice in your head coming from?<br /> | '''Jersey''': Ok, immensely powerful dispenser, where's this voice in your head coming from?<br /> | ||
Durga: I don't know. It's as if I had a guardian angel looking out for me.<br /> | '''Durga''': I don't know. It's as if I had a guardian angel looking out for me.<br /> | ||
Jersey: I know that feeling.<br /> | '''Jersey''': I know that feeling.<br /> | ||
(dispenser dispenses)<br /> | (dispenser dispenses)<br /> | ||
Jersey: What's this?<br /> | '''Jersey''''''Bold text''': What's this?<br /> | ||
Durga: A free burrito. Who says flattery will get you nowhere...<br /> | '''Durga''': A free burrito. Who says flattery will get you nowhere...<br /> | ||
Jersey: Yes! | '''Jersey''': Yes! | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/burrito_funeral.wav burrito_funeral] | [http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/burrito_funeral.wav burrito_funeral] | ||
Jersey: Wait. It's got lettuce on it.<br /> | '''Jersey''': Wait. It's got lettuce on it.<br /> | ||
Durga: Lettuce is good for you.<br /> | '''Durga''': Lettuce is good for you.<br /> | ||
Jersey: But I don't like lettuce.<br /> | '''Jersey''': But I don't like lettuce.<br /> | ||
Durga: You don't even like vegetables.<br /> | '''Durga''': You don't even like vegetables.<br /> | ||
Jersey: I eat more than you do! hahaha Gotcha!<br /> | '''Jersey''': I eat more than you do! hahaha Gotcha!<br /> | ||
Durga: I have seen your 4th grade picture, Jersey, and I can send it to every girl you <br />know in a heartbeat. Remember that.<br /> | '''Durga''': I have seen your 4th grade picture, Jersey, and I can send it to every girl you <br />know in a heartbeat. Remember that.<br /> | ||
Jersey: Yikes. Lettuce will be fine. So, what's so interesting about this old guy?<br /> | '''Jersey''': Yikes. Lettuce will be fine. So, what's so interesting about this old guy?<br /> | ||
Durga: He thinks there's an incredibly powerful device being kept secret on Chawla base.<br /> | '''Durga''': He thinks there's an incredibly powerful device being kept secret on Chawla base.<br /> | ||
Jersey: Is there?<br /> | '''Jersey''': Is there?<br /> | ||
Durga: (mocking dispenser impersonation) Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the <br />answer to your question. Enjoy your burrito! | '''Durga''': (mocking dispenser impersonation) Thank you! I'm afraid I don't know the <br />answer to your question. Enjoy your burrito! | ||
Jersey: Alright, so how much time do we have?<br /> | Jersey: Alright, so how much time do we have?<br /> | ||
Durga: You need to get back to the apartment and change.<br /> | '''Durga''': You need to get back to the apartment and change.<br /> | ||
Jersey: *sigh* Yeah, this is my first.<br /> | '''Jersey''': *sigh* Yeah, this is my first.<br /> | ||
Durga: Burrito?<br /> | '''Durga''': Burrito?<br /> | ||
Jersey: Funeral.<br /> | '''Jersey''': Funeral.<br /> | ||
==Janissary== | ==Janissary== | ||
