Editing Michael Crespo/Quotes

{{Status|RealWorld}}
== Campaign ==
===[[Prepare to Drop]]===
*"[[UNSC Navy|The Navy]] put up a good fight." - Onboard the ''[[UNSC Say My Name]]'', commenting on the [[Battle of Earth]], seen on a [[Holography|holo]]-table.
*"What the hell kind of armor was she wearing?" - to [[Kojo Agu|Romeo]], after seeing [[Captain (NAVCOM)|Captain]] [[Veronica Dare|Dare]] and her [[ODST Ballistic Battle Armor#Recon|armor]].
*"Oh, brother..." - To himself, after [[Edward Buck|Buck]] tells the [[Unidentified Shock Trooper squad|squad]] that Dare is taking over the command of the squad.
*"We're way off course!" - Inside his [[SOEIV]], after Dare changes the team's landing coordinates.
*"But we're gonna miss the [[Solemn Penance|carrier]]!" - To Dare, who tells him they are going exactly where she needs to be.
*"Covenant just set off a [[Nuclear Weapon|nuke]]?!" - After [[Taylor Miles|Dutch]] reports radiation in the area, which is actually from the carrier's [[Slipstream Space|Slipspace rupture]].
===[[Kizingo Boulevard]]===
*"Hey, where's the fight at?" - In the streets of [[New Mombasa]], to a squad of [[Marines]] retreating from a {{Pattern|Zurdo|Wraith}}.
*"Son of a gun!" - After narrowly escaping from a [[Plasma Mortar]] shot, but hit in the head by a barrel from the explosion the mortar made.
*"Wait for me!" - To the squad of Marines, one of them telling him to get out of the way.
*"Sure! As long as I get to drive the [[M808B Main Battle Tank|tank]]!" - After a Marine tells him to get to the Rally Point.
*"Dutch! What are you doing up there?!" - To Dutch, near the Rally Point.
*"We got any heavy weapons for that Wraith?" - At the Rally Point, under fire from a Wraith.
*"My vote? Hold up, wait for back up." - To Dutch, after clearing the area and discussion with Dutch.
*"Aw nuts..." - In response to Dutch's comment about being overruled.

===[[ONI Alpha Site]]===
*"Hey, you wanna do this? Be my guest. But this, ain't a job you wanna rush." - To Dutch, who tells him to hurry up, said as he arms a [[M168 Demolition Charge|detonator]] on the bridge leading to the [[ONI]] facility [[Alpha Site]].
*"Come on, tough guy, we gotta blow this bridge." - To Dutch, after arming the last charge at the middle of the bridge.
*"Dutch, arm the other charges!" - To Dutch, telling him to arm the last two charges.
*"Forget about 'em, we got explosives to set!" - To Dutch, who looks back at the assaulting Wraiths.
*"Follow me, arm the charges!" - To Dutch.
*"Dutch, ignore those tanks!" - If the player, as Dutch, fights the advancing [[Covenant]] troops.
*"I got this one, Dutch, you do the rest!" - If the player walks past the first charge.
*"Great, I got to do everything myself?" - If the player walks past the second charge.
*"That's the last one Dutch! Everyone, behind those barriers, bridge is set to blow!" - To the group, after the last two charges are armed.
*"Watchtower Dutch, get up there and pull the trigger!" - If the player doesn't climb up the ladder leading to the watchtower.
*"What's the hold up, Dutch? Blow this sucker sky high!" - If the player doesn't trigger the charges using the laptop.
*"Woo-hoo! Yeah! That's the way!" - Enthusiastically, as the bridge leading to ONI Alpha Site detonates, killing all Covenant troops on it.
*"Aw man, Covenant landing on the other side of the wall!" - Said as the [[NMPD]] officers and remaining Marines enter ONI Alpha Site's courtyard.
*"C'mon Dutch, those cops aren't going to last long against Brutes! - If the player doesn't go under the wall leading to the courtyard.
*"Over here Dutch, into the tunnel, under the wall!" - If the player still doesn't follow the group into the courtyard.
*"Go, Dutch! We gotta keep the Covenant away from that building." - To Dutch, as they enter the courtyard, encountering Covenant troops, including a pair of [[Hunter]]s.
*"More [[Phantoms]], look sharp!" - During the fight in the courtyard.
*"Dutch, inside the building! ''Now!''" - To Dutch, as the survivors enter the ONI facility.
*"Wait, what? More explosives?" - Inside the facility, after hearing a Police Sergeant ordering Officers to arm ''more'' detonators.
*"The only thing I don't like, is that our butts are currently inside this facility." - After Sergeant tells him and Dutch they can "jump [their] butts back into orbit" if they don't want to follow the orders of detonating the building.
*"Dutch, scan right!" - To Dutch, during the fight inside the facility.
*"They're pouring into the left!" - To the group during the fight.
*"Right side, Dutch!" - To Dutch, who uses a turret to clear the area.
*"That's the last of 'em Dutch, come back to my position!" - To Dutch, as the fight inside the facility comes to an end.
*"Alright, that's it. Transfer the detonation codes to my [[COM]]. If anyone's takin' this place out, it's gonna be me." - After an officer arrives in an [[elevator]], telling the group there are enough detonators to blow the building twice.
*"I love blowing crap up Dutch, but this situation sucks." - To Dutch, as they ascend to the building's rooftop. Only heard with [[IWHBYD skull (Halo 3)|IWHBYD Skull]] activated.
*"Finally, a good reason to blow this building up!" - When a Police officer tells Dutch the city's underground tunnels are filled with [[Yanme'e|Drones]].
*"There's [[D77C-NMPD Pelican Dropship|our ride]]! Go! Go! Go!" - To Dutch, after clearing the rooftop of Covenant troops. 
*"Let's get outta here Dutch come on! - If the player doesn't board the Pelican.
*"Building's lost. Nothing more we can do." - If the player still doesn't board the Pelican.
*"Dutch, I thought you wanted to leave." - If the player doesn't board the Pelican after the previous quote.
**Or, with IWHBYD Skull activated: "Dutch, you dumbass, get aboard!"
*"Sure do!" - In response to the Police Officer onboard the Pelican, who asks do they know a [[Gunnery Sergeant]] named Buck.
*"This day ain't turnin' out so bad after all!" - Said as the Pelican zooms away from the exploding facility.
===[[NMPD HQ]]===
*"Welcome aboard, ladies! First stop: anywhere but here!" - To Buck and Romeo, as their Pelican lands on one of the many landing pads located near the rooftop of the [[NMPD headquarters]].
*"Gunny, we've moved one of those construction cranes — made a bridge to our location." - Through radio to Buck, who fights numerous Covenant troops with Romeo to get to the Pelican's crash site.
*"Not for long, Phantoms inbound!" - After Dutch reports their current status to Buck, saying except for the pilots, the rest of them are fine.
*"We're gonna get you outta here." - To Romeo, who gets badly injured by a [[Brute]] [[Chieftain]]'s [[Gravity hammer (fiction)|gravity hammer]].
===[[Kikowani Station]]===
*"Gunny...you're gonna wanna see this." - To Buck through COM, after scouting inside [[Kikowani Station (location)|Kikowani Station]].
*"This means we're screwed, right?" - to Buck, who arrives in his location after filling Romeo's wound with [[Biofoam]] at the station's entrance.
*"Gunny, I can fly a Pelican, but a Phantom? It's been years since I even ran a simulation!" - To Buck, who gestures him that he will pilot a Phantom to get the four [[ODST]]s out of the city.
*"Gunny, more of those [[Huragok|floating squids]]. Should we smoke 'em?" - To Buck as they draw close to the docked Phantom.
*"Here comes nothing!" - Said as he enters the Phantom's troop bay through the [[Gravity lift]].
*"Ugh, cabin secure. Flight controls read green across the board...well, purple, but she's good to go...I think." - To Buck, after killing the Phantom's pilot.
*"On my way." - Said as he flies the Phantom to Romeo and Dutch.
*"All set back there?" - To Romeo and Dutch, who mans the [[Pek-pattern plasma cannon|Plasma Cannon]]s located at the Phantom's side.
*"I bet the Captain would have knew." - To Buck, who reports that there are many Covenant at the Slipspace crater. Only available if the player, as Buck,  flies up to the top of the station.
*"Head through the tunnel Gunny. Go on Gunny take the lead! Everyone watch their elbows, its gonna be a tight squeeze." - To Buck, as they enter a tunnel.
*"I don't think it actually says that, Dutch." - Doubtfully to Dutch's comment that good book says payback's a bitch.
*"Damn! Covenant must've locked the door to the next area. I see an override switch Gunny. Hang on, I'll set a beacon." - In front of a locked tunnel door.
*"We're stuck here until you open that door, Gunny!" - If the player stalls outside the locked door.
*"Roger that, following your lead." - After Buck opens the locked door manually.
*"Gunny, another locked door, hit the override." - To Buck, in front of another locked door.
*"Damn, door's jammed. Must've lost power." - After Buck presses the override, but only a small door opens.
*"Gunny, check the far end of the tunnel, might be a back up generator." - To Buck, who clears the tunnel of Covenant troops.
*"I bet there's a generator right here! Let me place a beacon." - If the player stalls inside the tunnel.
*"That did it! Door's open." - After Buck opens the door manually.
*"Head into the tunnel, before [[Deutoros-pattern Scarab|another one]] shows up." - After Buck destroys a Scarab blocking their way to the city's exit.
===[[Coastal Highway]]===
*"Sky's kind of crowded, Gunny." - To Buck, who reunites with Dare and the [[Rookie]] in the [[Superintendent]]'s core and has return to surface for extraction.
*"Have to reroute, Gunny, the whole damn city's on [[Glassing|fire]]!" - To Buck, who asks for his ETA.
*"Whoo-yeah! Line 'em up, boys!" - Said as the captured Phantom enters [[Uplift Nature Reserve]]'s entrance, also where Buck, Dare, the Rookie and their assest, an [[Quick to Adjust|Engineer]] that absorbed [[Vergil]], are holding their position at.
*"Aw, come on! I don't want one of those things in here!" - To Buck, who tells him the Engineer is joining him in the Phantom's cockpit. Last line said in Campaign.
===Gameplay Quotes===
*"That was a massacre! No, a slaughter! It was a massacre slaughter kill!" -When the player gets a double kill.
*"Watch it, Benedict Arnold!" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When attacked by player.
*"Is that all you bloody got?" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
*"Hey! I thought we were friends." - When attacked by the player.
*"That hurt! ...and my feelings, too." - When attacked by the player.
*"I... loved him!" - When the player kills a fellow ally.
*"Let him go tell his [[Covenant|buddies]] the bad news."
*"Sorry, buddy." -When pausing to look at a dead [[Unggoy|Grunt]].
*"I'm gonna rip out your heart and show it to your dying eyes!"
*"I know, I have beautiful eyes, right?" - Rare, IWHBYD possibly needed. When the player stares at Mickey closely for a while.
*"Look out! Banshee!" - When seeing a Banshee while retreating to the side of bridge.
*"Banshee is comin' down!" - When seeing Dutch makes an immediate kill to Banshee.
*"See Dutch? This is what happened when you do quick kill" - After player kills drones quickly while the elevator is halfway up to the top floor on ONI Alpha Site.
*"Hehey, you really want to trade. Okay, but no one can accuse me for it. Okay?" - When player trade weapons with Mickey.
*"He got covered, let it go! We got them back" - When Mickey saw Brutes gets cornered and take cover.
*"He's trapped!" - When Mickey saw Brute was trapped.
*"There he is!" - When spotting enemy hiding.

== Firefight Quotes ==
*"I killed him in the face!" -When scoring a [[headshot]].
*"Right between the eyes!" -When scoring a headshot.
*"Bullet, meet head. Head, meet bullet." -When scoring a headshot.
*"Enjoy the extra nose hole!" -When scoring a headshot.
*"That's a stain that won't go away!" -When landing a [[Plasma Grenade|plasma grenade]] throw.
*"What now, little aliens?" -After killing a [[Brute Captain]].
*"Zing!" -When scoring a headshot.
*"You guys must be the Covenant B-team" -When scoring a multi-kill.
*"Get stuck, BEEATCH!" -When sticking an enemy.
*"Not good." -When stuck or betraying a teammate.
*"Don't kill me!" -When stuck.
*"Maybe we could talk this out" -When stuck.
*"Oh goddammit-" -When stuck.
*"Your mama never loved ya and she dresses you funny." -IWHBYD skull may be needed.
*"It's the gift that keeps giving!" -When multiple enemies are killed with an explosive.
*"You will cease to live very soon!" - When throwing a grenade.
*"I'm about to end your life!"
*"I'm gonna introduce my foot to your colon!"
*"I saw my life flash before me. It sucked."
*"I throw like a girl!" - When throwing a grenade. (rare)
*"How did you ever get off your planet?" - When killing multiple enemies in a row.
*"Fast, silent, deadly." - After [[Assassination|assassinating]] an enemy.
*"Cover me, reloading!" - When goes to cover while reloading.
*"Ha-Ha!" - When throwing Anti-Personel Grenade in surprise.
*"Swapping magz!'
*"Cover me, reloading"
*"Blind spot!" - Headshotting Brute by meleeing its head.
*"On my last mag" - On his last mag, usually rare when he add it with sarcastic laugh.
*"Use the crosswalk, jackass!" - When splattering an enemy with a vehicle. 
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