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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}


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{{TOCright}}
{{TOCright}}
==Jersey: "Taxes Suck"==
==Jersey: "Taxes Suck"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec]


===Smarter===
===Smarter===
{{Listen|title=Smarter
{{Listen|title=Smarter
|filename=ILB Smarter.ogg
|filename=Smarter.ogg
}}
}}
''(door opens, Jersey enters)''<br />
''(door opens, Jersey enters)''<br />
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===Raffle===
===Raffle===
{{Listen|title=Raffle
{{Listen|title=Raffle
|filename=ILB Raffle.ogg
|filename=Raffle.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' Which people?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Which people?<br />
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===Winning===
===Winning===
{{Listen|title=Winning
{{Listen|title=Winning
|filename=ILB Winning.ogg
|filename=Winning.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' I never get cool stuff in the mail. Uh, besides you.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I never get cool stuff in the mail. Uh, besides you.<br />
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===Taxes Suck===
===Taxes Suck===
{{Listen|title=Taxes Suck
{{Listen|title=Taxes Suck
|filename=ILB Taxes_suck.ogg
|filename=Taxes_suck.ogg
}}
}}
'''Durga:''' So why does the [[Internal Revenue Service|IRS]] want to audit you?<br />
'''Durga:''' So why does the [[Internal Revenue Service|IRS]] want to audit you?<br />
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===Would That Help?===
===Would That Help?===
{{Listen|title=Would That Help?
{{Listen|title=Would That Help?
|filename=ILB Would_that_help.ogg
|filename=Would_that_help.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' You can't channel tax money to me, taxes are for a reason. I mean, roads, drinking water...<br />
'''Jersey:''' You can't channel tax money to me, taxes are for a reason. I mean, roads, drinking water...<br />
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===I, Durga===
===I, Durga===
{{Listen|title=I, Durga
{{Listen|title=I, Durga
|filename=ILB I_durga.ogg
|filename=I_durga.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' No!<br />
'''Jersey:''' No!<br />
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===Domestic Skills===
===Domestic Skills===
{{Listen|title=Domestic Skills
{{Listen|title=Domestic Skills
|filename=ILB_Domestic_skills.ogg
|filename=domestic_skills.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br />
'''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br />
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===Insurrection===
===Insurrection===
{{Listen|title=Insurrection
{{Listen|title=Insurrection
|filename=ILB_Insurrection.ogg
|filename=insurrection.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gladys:''' He's a good man, your father.<br />
'''Gladys:''' He's a good man, your father.<br />
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===Tweaked Up===
===Tweaked Up===
{{Listen|title=Tweaked Up
{{Listen|title=Tweaked Up
|filename=ILB_Tweaked_up.ogg
|filename=tweaked_up.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gladys:''' Oh sure, your daddy just wants to keep you safe.<br />
'''Gladys:''' Oh sure, your daddy just wants to keep you safe.<br />
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===Break 'em===
===Break 'em===
{{Listen|title=Break 'em
{{Listen|title=Break 'em
|filename=ILB_Break_em.ogg
|filename=break_em.ogg
}}
}}
'''Gladys:''' Hmm. You've got something to prove.<br />
'''Gladys:''' Hmm. You've got something to prove.<br />
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===Zip Your Shirt===
===Zip Your Shirt===
{{Listen|title=Zip Your Shirt
{{Listen|title=Zip Your Shirt
|filename=ILB_Zip_your_shirt.ogg
|filename=zip_your_shirt.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Can I get a table?<br />
'''Jan:''' Can I get a table?<br />
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===Drink Special===
===Drink Special===
{{Listen|title=Drink Special
{{Listen|title=Drink Special
|filename=ILB_Drink_special.ogg
|filename=drink_special.ogg
}}
}}
'''Thin:''' For the sake of argument, say I slide you this time. Sends a message doesn't it? "Come on over! Free lunch on Thin!" -- Ain't happenin' Paolo! Ain't happenin!<br />
'''Thin:''' For the sake of argument, say I slide you this time. Sends a message doesn't it? "Come on over! Free lunch on Thin!" -- Ain't happenin' Paolo! Ain't happenin!<br />
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===Thin Kinkle===
===Thin Kinkle===
{{Listen|title=Thin Kinkle
{{Listen|title=Thin Kinkle
|filename=ILB_Thin_kinkle.ogg
|filename=thin_kinkle.ogg
}}
}}
'''Thin:''' Come to the mall, nice little girl. No babysitting jobs at Sharfie's tonight... Is that the tip of an M6 I see poking out from under your jacket, babysitter, or are you just excited to meet Thin Kinkle?<br />
'''Thin:''' Come to the mall, nice little girl. No babysitting jobs at Sharfie's tonight... Is that the tip of an M6 I see poking out from under your jacket, babysitter, or are you just excited to meet Thin Kinkle?<br />
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===Skin===
===Skin===
{{Listen|title=Skin
{{Listen|title=Skin
|filename=ILB_Skin.ogg
|filename=skin.ogg
}}
}}
'''Thin:''' Now, see that was a young move. Whoever's running you needs to smooth out some ''edges'' here. You can't put the hammer to Thin in his own place! I got a deal for you.<br />
'''Thin:''' Now, see that was a young move. Whoever's running you needs to smooth out some ''edges'' here. You can't put the hammer to Thin in his own place! I got a deal for you.<br />
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===Run For Cover===
===Run For Cover===
{{Listen|title=Run For Cover
{{Listen|title=Run For Cover
|filename=ILB_Run_for_cover.ogg
|filename=run_for_cover.ogg
}}
}}
(playing moons)<br />
(playing moons)<br />
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===Kiss Them===
===Kiss Them===
{{Listen|title=Kiss Them
{{Listen|title=Kiss Them
|filename=ILB_Kiss_them.ogg
|filename=kiss_them.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br />
'''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br />
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===Girls With Guns===
===Girls With Guns===
{{Listen|title=Girls With Guns
{{Listen|title=Girls With Guns
|filename=ILB_Girls_with_guns.ogg
|filename=girls_with_guns.ogg
}}
}}
'''Thin:''' You win Babysitter, here's your skin.<br />
'''Thin:''' You win Babysitter, here's your skin.<br />
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===Retirement===
===Retirement===
{{Listen|title=Retirement
{{Listen|title=Retirement
|filename=ILB_Retirement.ogg
|filename=retirement.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I'm more of an independent study girl.<br />
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I'm more of an independent study girl.<br />
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===It's a Chicken===
===It's a Chicken===
{{Listen|title=It's a Chicken
{{Listen|title=It's a Chicken
|filename=ILB_Its_a_chicken.ogg
|filename=its_a_chicken.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' What is that?<br />
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' What is that?<br />
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===Surgery===
===Surgery===
{{Listen|title=Surgery
{{Listen|title=Surgery
|filename=ILB_Surgery.ogg
|filename=surgery.ogg
}}
}}
'''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br />
'''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br />
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===Butter Flavored===
===Butter Flavored===
{{Listen|title=Butter Flavored
{{Listen|title=Butter Flavored
|filename=ILB_Butter_flavored.ogg
|filename=butter_flavored.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br />
'''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br />
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===Surgeon General===
===Surgeon General===
{{Listen|title=Surgeon General
{{Listen|title=Surgeon General
|filename=ILB_Surgeon_general.ogg
|filename=surgeon_general.ogg
}}
}}
(door opens)<br />
(door opens)<br />
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===S. typhi===
===S. typhi===
{{Listen|title=S. typhi
{{Listen|title=S. typhi
|filename=ILB_S_typhi.ogg
|filename=s_typhi.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br />
'''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br />
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===Unstoppable===
===Unstoppable===
{{Listen|title=Unstoppable
{{Listen|title=Unstoppable
|filename=ILB_Unstoppable.ogg
|filename=unstoppable.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you would take me for pizza...<br />
'''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you would take me for pizza...<br />
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===Very Lucky===
===Very Lucky===
{{Listen|title=Very Lucky
{{Listen|title=Very Lucky
|filename=ILB_Very_lucky.ogg
|filename=very_lucky.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br />
'''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br />
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===Never Right Again===
===Never Right Again===
{{Listen|title=Never Right Again
{{Listen|title=Never Right Again
|filename=ILB_Never_right_again.ogg
|filename=never_right_again.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br />
'''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br />
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===Your Fault===
===Your Fault===
{{Listen|title=Your Fault
{{Listen|title=Your Fault
|filename=ILB_Your_fault.ogg
|filename=your_fault.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br />
'''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br />
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===Something I Carry===
===Something I Carry===
{{Listen|title=Something I Carry
{{Listen|title=Something I Carry
|filename=ILB_Something_i_carry.ogg
|filename=something_i_carry.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br />
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===Kiss===
===Kiss===
{{Listen|title=Kiss
{{Listen|title=Kiss
|filename=ILB_Kiss.ogg
|filename=kiss.ogg
}}
}}
(rain pours)<br />
(rain pours)<br />
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===Ground Light===
===Ground Light===
{{Listen|title=Ground Light
{{Listen|title=Ground Light
|filename=ILB_Ground_light.ogg
|filename=ground_light.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br />
'''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br />
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(she walks away)<br />
(she walks away)<br />
'''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br />
'''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br />


==Herzog: "The ''Apocalypso''"==
==Herzog: "The ''Apocalypso''"==
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===Cranky Old Man===
===Cranky Old Man===
{{Listen|title=Cranky Old Man
{{Listen|title=Cranky Old Man
|filename=ILB_Cranky_old_man.ogg
|filename=cranky_old_man.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br />
'''[[Unidentified lieutenant (Section 0)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br />
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===Alt Burgundy===
===Alt Burgundy===
{{Listen|title=Alt Burgundy
{{Listen|title=Alt Burgundy
|filename=ILB_Alt_burgundy.ogg
|filename=alt_burgundy.ogg
}}
}}
'''Lieutenant:''' I requested the posting, sir.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' I requested the posting, sir.<br />
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===Artifact===
===Artifact===
{{Listen|title=Artifact
{{Listen|title=Artifact
|filename=ILB_Artifact.ogg
|filename=artifact.ogg
}}
}}
'''Lieutenant:''' Here-here, sir. (drinks, coughs)<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Here-here, sir. (drinks, coughs)<br />
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===Standish===
===Standish===
{{Listen|title=Standish
{{Listen|title=Standish
|filename=ILB_Standish.ogg
|filename=standish.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog:''' I talked to the Apocalypso's captain, that's how.<br />
'''Herzog:''' I talked to the Apocalypso's captain, that's how.<br />
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===Harmony===
===Harmony===
{{Listen|title=Harmony
{{Listen|title=Harmony
|filename=ILB_Harmony.ogg
|filename=harmony.ogg
}}
}}
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br />
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'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br />
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br />
'''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br />
'''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br />
{{Navbox/Media/Audio}}
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[[Category:I Love Bees]]

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