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| The listed Randomness are under the UNSC Code <u>Level Omega/ Class XI/ Directive Section A10</u><br>
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| == Types of Gamers Parody<ref>http://www.gamesradar.com/f/9-worst-types-of-gamer-to-have-on-your-team/a-20090513125458750046</ref> == | | == Overview == |
| === The Damsel ===
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| Undeniably plucky of character but ultimately ineffectual excess baggage that constantly needs rescuing, reviving, retrieving and/or resuscitating. Co-op 'damsels' have none of the redeeming characteristics of the traditional 'damsel in distress' image. That is, they aren't vulnerable maidens all tied up and waiting for a hero, but are just men that aren't very good at games.
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| === The Slow Reader === | | == Thoughts == |
| Recently made unpopular thanks to the likes of Resident Evil 5, Gears of War 2 and any other co-op game that likes to leave journals and diary entries scattered about. Slow readers love to read absolutely everything. Slowly. And sometimes twice. They believe that taking time out during an intense shooter to properly digest several screens of text is an integral part of the experience. Literate people have never been so annoying.
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| === The Glitch Finder ===
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| Ignores the game in favour of accessing supposedly inaccessible areas and generally trying to exploit broken bits of the game to their advantage. This means that they spend all of their time bouncing up and down on bits of the environment like a demented jack-in-the-box and generally behaving as though a fairly essential section of their brain has been removed.
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| === The Blamer ===
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| Suffers from a complete inability to admit personal culpability, instead choosing to finger-point and fabricate mistruths to cover their own ineptitude. Blamers are masters of creative bullshitting and can effortlessly deflect accusations of weak gaming skills with frightening efficiency. Typical favoured scapegoats of blamers often include: inadequate co-op partners ("f***ing noobs"), technical deficiencies ("f***ing lag") and acts of God ("f***ing swarm of killer bees").
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| === The Mute ===
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| Very reluctant talker. Sessions with a mute can be surreal affairs, often tinged with a pervading sense of creepiness thanks to the deafening headset silence. A mute will occasionally offer a primitive mumble, grunt or noisy nasal exhalation. Actual spoken words are extremely rare, monosyllabic and only uttered when a lesser form of audible communication isn't effective enough. Has less personality than an AI team-mate. Feels like playing with a stalker.
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| === The gobshite ===
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| The motor-mouthed antithesis of the mute. There are plenty of friendly, good-natured gobshites out there that just like to natter, but we're not talking about them. We're specifically talking about the smack-talking gobshites that relentlessly vomit unfunny and offensive mouth waste. They might be able to nail a headshot from a hundred paces, but there's no fun in winning when you're teamed-up with one of these nasty little sphincter stains.
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| ===The Griefer ===
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| Playful jokers or irritating twats? If they're 'playing' on your side then they do, without doubt, always belong in the latter category. There's nothing like being on the wrong end of a griefer's pranks to make you rage like a mental pissed-up wasp with hypertension trapped in the world's most cramped jam jar. It can ruin your day. Conversely, to cheer yourself up again, watching griefers making other gamers' lives a misery can be quite the tonic. Strange.
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| === The Lone Wolf ===
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| Completely oblivious of and inconsiderate to other players. Their actions are dictated by their own needs and whims. They selfishly grab all the best pick-ups and have absolutely no hesitation in abandoning team-mates. They never listen to tactics and don't have even the faintest interest in playing as a group or partnership. A lone wolf firmly believes that 'team' is spelt 'teiam' and thinks 'co-operation' is a surgery-based board game. An example of this is the infamous "Leroy Jenkins" from the online game of ''World of Warcraft'' where Leroy runs into a large room full of dragons despite his teams tactics ultimately killing them.
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| === The Drill Sergeant ===
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| Likes to shout a lot and is intensely serious. Plays like there are actual real human lives at stake. Pretends to be well acquainted with the fundaments of tactical military manoeuvre and loves barking things like "FORM UP PINCER FORMATION!", "EXECUTE FLANK MANOEUVRE!" and "LET'S HIT 'EM HARD PEOPLE!" at bewildered team-mates. Would almost certainly be scared shitless if they actually went within 100 miles of a real-life war zone.
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| ==Types of Girl Gamer Stereotypes<ref>http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-top-7-girl-gamer-stereotypes/a-2008081872238575013</ref>==
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| ===The "Grrl" Girl===
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| *How they get attention: Doing everything we do.
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| *Where to find them: Interweb netsites, claiming to be Serious Business
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| ===The Obsessive Cosplayer===
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| *How they get attention: Elaborate, revealing costumes
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| *Where to find them: At conventions, being followed by drooling fanboys
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| ===The "Yeah, I'm a girl, but I'll kick your arse" Girl===
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| *How they get attention: By calling attention to their hardcoreness
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| *Where to find them: Competitive gaming tourneys, LAN parties
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| ===The Clueless Japanophile===
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| *How they get attention: By being nerdier than thou
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| *Where to find them: Browsing manga at your local bookstore
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| ===The "Tries to like games" Girl===
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| *How they get attention: By failing every song in Rock Band
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| *Where to find them: Tagging along with your friends
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| ===The Casually Casual===
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| *How they get attention: By hogging your PC or Wii
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| *Where to find them: In your living room at 4 AM with an empty bottle of wine
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| ===The Celebugamer===
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| *How they get attention: By being paid to get attention
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| *Where to find them: Commercials
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| ==Halopedia Trading Card Game==
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| | ;Best ''Halo'' titles in terms of story/plot (on its own) |
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| | *Halo 2 (PC) |
| | colspan="3" style="background: #4444FF; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;" | '''CommanderTony'''
| | *Halo 3: ODST |
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| | *Halo: Reach |
| |[[Image:Watchmen.png|200px]]
| | *Halo 1 (PC) |
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| |<small>HP: 462</small>
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| | *Halo Wars |
| |'''YOU GOT FUCKING B&''' - Your<br/> target has been smashed to a<br/> red paste in a swift fashion.
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| | | ;Best ''Halo'' titles in terms of multiplayer (excludes XBL and DLC) |
| '''Please Shut the Fuck Up''' - Your<br/> target is now unable to act for<br/> the next five turns.
| | *Halo: Reach |
| |}
| | *Halo 3: ODST |
| {{col-3}} | | *Halo 1 (PC) |
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| | colspan="3" style="background: #4444FF; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;" | '''Manticore'''
| | *Halo Wars |
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| |[[Image:Fleet Admiral.jpg|200px]]
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| |'''Srs Admonin Bznz''' - Everything<br/> about your target is erased,<br/> even memories of your target in<br/> other people's minds are erased.
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| '''Troll Speak''' - Your target is<br/> stunned while it tries to decipher<br/> what Manticore has said. (2x<br/> multiplier if Ghost Sangheili is <br/>active).
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| | colspan="3" style="background: #4444FF; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;" | '''RelentlessRecusant'''
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| |<small>HP: 273</small>
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| |'''Neuroscience Lecture''' - All of<br/> your opponent's active cards<br/> are now asleep, and will be for<br/> quiet some time.
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| '''Beware the Cabal''' - Your<br/> target and his/her family have<br/> mysteriously vanished, but people<br/> know better than to question why.
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| | ;Best ''Halo'' titles in terms of graphics (excludes [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AnimationBump AnimationBump]) |
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| | *Halo 4 |
| | colspan="3" style="background: #4444FF; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;" | '''Simon rjh'''
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| |[[Image:UNSCOH SimonRJH.jpg|200px]]
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| |<small>HP: 58</small>
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| |'''Salmon rjh''' - Your target is<br/> now being brutally slapped<br/> around with a large trout.
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| | | ;Best ''Halo'' titles in terms of gameplay (based on Released build only) |
| '''Reclaimer''' - As a Reclaimer of<br/> the former AoH, Simon rjh has<br/> the ability to demote a<br/> target (cut it's HP in half).
| | *Halo: Reach |
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| | *Halo 1 (PC) |
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| | colspan="3" style="background: #4444FF; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;" | '''HaloDude'''
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| |[[Image:Cheese-Fosters.jpg|200px]]
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| |<small>HP: 138</small>
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| |'''#Gruntcorner''' - HaloDude lures<br/> your target to it, only to be<br/> scarred for life by such a place.
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| '''Banhammer''' - fwa-GSSSSHHH.<br/> And now your target has been<br/> beaten down by the mighty<br/> hammer.
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| | colspan="3" style="background: #4444FF; font-weight: bold; text-align: center;" | '''Dragonclaws'''
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| |[[Image:Armoiries de La Grange.png|200px]]
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| |<small>HP: 268</small>
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| |'''Beehive''' - As the Canon master<br/> his numerous beehives<br/> will consume you with nerdiness.
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| '''Un-hammer''' - One of your fallen<br/> cards is restored to play with full<br/> HP.
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| |<small>HP: 234</small>
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| |'''Special:Log/protect''' - Any of one of<br/> your active cards is invincible for the<br/> next three turns.
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| '''Subtle Tank''' - A sneaky M808B just<br/> got around your target's defenses<br/> and blew the shit out of it.
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| |'''The Complex''' - Your target is<br/> now convinced Ajax 013 is God. It<br/> defects to your deck in fear of being<br/> smited.
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| '''Fanon''' - Ajax 013 can summon any<br/> vehicle or beast from anything in<br/> his Necros Universe.
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| |'''Lt.Gen.Delta''' - Delta-269 has<br/> morphed into Lt.Gen.Delta, your<br/> target is now scared shitless.
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| '''/wrath''' - Remove one of your<br/> opponent's cards from play, and<br/> all of your opponent's active cards<br/> of "IRC Op" level are temporarily <br/>paralyzed.
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| |'''Mode #halopedia +m''' - Your<br/> target cannot use any attacks for<br/> three more turns, and is going to<br/> have a major hissy fit.
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| '''Kickstick''' - Remove your target<br/> from active play and shuffle it<br/> into your opponent's deck.
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| '''Spelling Fail''' - Your target's <br/>brain has now exploded. (2x<br/> multiplier if Manticore is active).
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| '''Don't Press It''' - Your target<br/> has fallen for Blemo's ALT+F4<br/> trick, making your target a<br/> complete imbecile.
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| |'''Rickroll''' - With a little help from<br/> Nicmavr's rickroll powers, your<br/> target now has an intense hate<br/> for Rick Astley.
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| '''Comrades''' - The Cypriot National<br/> Guard is coming to whoop your<br/> target's ass.
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| |'''Friendliness''' - Because of this trait,<br/> your target is now shuffled into your<br/> own deck, and belongs to you until<br/> the end of the match.
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| '''Thank You Jesus''' - UN11 uses the<br/> power of his friend to take out half of<br/> all your opponent's active cards.
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| ==Gallery==
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| ==Sources== | | == See also == |
| <references/>
| | *[[/archive]] - Archived fun stuff |