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==Oracle Newsletter Volume VIII for {{PAGENAME}}== | ==Oracle Newsletter Volume VIII for {{PAGENAME}}== | ||
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!align=center|March 25, 2007 | !align=center|March 25, 2007 | ||
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<font size="3">'''Covenant of Halopedia news'''</font> [[ | <font size="3">'''Covenant of Halopedia news'''</font> [[File:News-Wiki CoH.PNG|50px|right]]<br /><br /> | ||
''Current Improvement Article: Ship Master''<br /> | ''Current Improvement Article: Ship Master''<br /> | ||
*Vote for next term's Councilor-Imperator, Arbitrator of the Change, and Speaker of the High Council here! | *Vote for next term's Councilor-Imperator, Arbitrator of the Change, and Speaker of the High Council here! | ||
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<font size="3">'''Meet Someone New!'''</font><br /><br />[[ | <font size="3">'''Meet Someone New!'''</font><br /><br />[[File:News-Marine Capt.jpg|left|150px]][[File:News-You Have Seen.jpg|right|200px]] | ||
'''Donut THX 1138''' (otherwise known as "Councilor 'Nodotee" or just "Barfbag" =D) is the distinguished community member of the week! Although here for ''only'' two or so months, he is already one of the most (un) respectable community members here! *Donut kicks RR* I mean...the most venerable all-mighty...*Donut walks away*. But...I mean...he's so ugly he has to wear a mask even when he's on the Internet (see left). Never mind. =D On a more serious note, he is the esteemed founder of the Covenant of Halopedia, the first and largest political group ever on Halopedia! He also has ''seven awards'' (the fact that RR has been here for like 7+ months and only has like 9 awards is inconsequential because Donut is...unkewl =D) and over 2600 edits! Woohoo! You can speak to this esteemed up-'n-coming youngling-OWOW!-I mean, okay, okay! You can speak to Donut at his talk page! | '''Donut THX 1138''' (otherwise known as "Councilor 'Nodotee" or just "Barfbag" =D) is the distinguished community member of the week! Although here for ''only'' two or so months, he is already one of the most (un) respectable community members here! *Donut kicks RR* I mean...the most venerable all-mighty...*Donut walks away*. But...I mean...he's so ugly he has to wear a mask even when he's on the Internet (see left). Never mind. =D On a more serious note, he is the esteemed founder of the Covenant of Halopedia, the first and largest political group ever on Halopedia! He also has ''seven awards'' (the fact that RR has been here for like 7+ months and only has like 9 awards is inconsequential because Donut is...unkewl =D) and over 2600 edits! Woohoo! You can speak to this esteemed up-'n-coming youngling-OWOW!-I mean, okay, okay! You can speak to Donut at his talk page! | ||
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''The Oracle's Help Guide for the Crackdown<sup>®</sup> Achievement "Body Juggler"'' | ''The Oracle's Help Guide for the Crackdown<sup>®</sup> Achievement "Body Juggler"'' | ||
The video game ''Ticket Into the Halo 3 Beta'', erhm...sorry...I mean...of course...''Crackdown''...has just come out. While its most lucrative siren alluring players is entrance into the ''Halo 3 Beta'' some time this summer, it's loaded with beautifully done Achievements for all of you | The video game ''Ticket Into the Halo 3 Beta'', erhm...sorry...I mean...of course...''Crackdown''...has just come out. While its most lucrative siren alluring players is entrance into the ''Halo 3 Beta'' some time this summer, it's loaded with beautifully done Achievements for all of you Gamerscore whores out there. =D | ||
Okay...the '''Body Juggler''' achievement requires you to keep a body aloft in the air for 10 seconds. How to? First off, grab a dead body. There should be many. Preferably not your own. =D Next, go to the Shai-Gen sector of Pacific City and grab one of 'em sweet Firefly homing 5-rocket rocket launchers. Firefly is an understatement of the fireworks you can make with this tubule of metal, but that's another matter. Okay. Now, go to somewhere isolated, away from any civilians, Peacekeepers, etc...Now, toss the body straight up into the air a bit in front of you. Now, unload your rocket launcher. You'll need to deplete two magazines to keep the body in the air, but that's a minor price for 20 | Okay...the '''Body Juggler''' achievement requires you to keep a body aloft in the air for 10 seconds. How to? First off, grab a dead body. There should be many. Preferably not your own. =D Next, go to the Shai-Gen sector of Pacific City and grab one of 'em sweet Firefly homing 5-rocket rocket launchers. Firefly is an understatement of the fireworks you can make with this tubule of metal, but that's another matter. Okay. Now, go to somewhere isolated, away from any civilians, Peacekeepers, etc...Now, toss the body straight up into the air a bit in front of you. Now, unload your rocket launcher. You'll need to deplete two magazines to keep the body in the air, but that's a minor price for 20 Gamerscore. =D | ||
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<tt>''Production Manager: RelentlessRecusant''<br />''Staff Writer: Guesty-Persony-Thingy<br />Organizational Page: Oracle Newsletter''</tt> | <tt>''Production Manager: RelentlessRecusant''<br />''Staff Writer: Guesty-Persony-Thingy<br />Organizational Page: Oracle Newsletter''</tt> | ||
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