Marcus P. Stacker/Quotes

"Grenades are like RAM. You can never have too much."

"I don't need bodies, I just need a count."

"Man, you're shooting like you got a cheat code!"

"Damn, I look good!"

"Dodge that, ya S. O. B.!"

"Next one who dies gets double duty."

"How are you still alive?"

"My mom thought I was gonna be a doctor!"

"Sir, we have to develop what we call trust."

"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence!"

"Where are your glasses, boy?"

"Hey, man, if I get injured, be sure to give me lots of drugs!"

"Hey! Where's the morphine?"

Marine Sergeant: "Fall in over here!"

"Keep firing! Let's spend some of that taxpayer money!"

"Well, that's one way to save ammo!"

"When you die, I'm gonna be a happy, happy man."

"I didn't like him either, but DAMN!"

"Ew! You make my mother-in-law look pretty!"

"Let God sort em out!"

"Suck it, split-lip!"

"Hey! No one said, 'freeze tag'!"

"Uh, leave the cursing to the professionals, son."

"That's fine and all... but you still owe me twenty bucks."

"I hope you're not all talk, Marine."

"Hey, if you suck, that's your own damn fault!"

"You don't have the right to wear the beret!"

"This sucks with a capital K!"

"What is wrong with you?"

"I'm sorry. Your name is... uh..."

Stacker: "Hey, you ever get herpes before?"

Marine: "Uh... no."

Stacker: "Neither have I."