User:Sona 'Demal/Irk Shenanigans

Cast

Aeolus/teh_sonasaurus/Terrorist_Sona — Me, myself, and I
Ghost sangheili — The perverted one
[Smoke] — The instigator
General5 7 — The drama queen
LO|Away — The surreptitious one
Maslab/Corporal Maslab — The loner
FirstSgt_118 — The jerk who's always right
Ajax 013/Ajax_the_Ahax/Ahax_XIII/President_Ajax — We all know who he is, right?
Gunner_AR — The Halo Fanon Marine Corps leader
KizoriKitagawa — The sarcastic one
Spartan 112/StaffSergeant112 — That guy
Flood12345 — That other guy Spartan-A499 — That other other guy that's not the other guy
Kouger — The stubborn one
Delta-269 — The smartass
VideoGameChick — The talkative one
Snore66 — The passive one

Teh Shenanigans

Tits or gtfo!

[20:41] *** Aeolus [~461a3ccb@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-lmcfujqrfoepyfcc] has joined #halopedia
[20:41] <[Smoke]> Aeolus: tits or gtfo nao plox
[20:41] <Aeolus> what?
[20:41] <Aeolus> "tits"?
[20:42] <[Smoke]> TITS
[20:42] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: SHOW US YOUR TITS or gtfo
[20:42] <[Smoke]> NAO
[20:42] <Aeolus> O_O
[20:42] <Ghost_sangheili> SHOW US THEM
[20:42] * Aeolus doesn't feel like being sexually harassed right now
[20:42] * Ghost_sangheili smexes Aeolus
[20:42] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS NAO
[20:42] <Aeolus> why are you two fucking with me?
[20:43] <Aeolus> you don't say to everyone that joins "tits or gtfo nao plox"
[20:43] <Aeolus> ...do you?
[20:43] <[Smoke]> wud it halp if i sed "plz"?
[20:43] <Aeolus> no
[20:43] <Ghost_sangheili> tits plz
[20:43] <Aeolus> 1. I'm male
[20:43] <Aeolus> 2. I dun feel like it
[20:43] <Ghost_sangheili> MOOBIES
[20:44] <Aeolus> >.<
[20:44] <Ghost_sangheili> *fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
[20:44] <[Smoke]> c wut i did thar
[20:45] <[Smoke]> lawl
[20:45] <Aeolus> and seriously, I've been molested by Ajax already
[20:45] <Aeolus> so you can stop now
[20:45] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS NAO
[20:46] * Aeolus facedesks
[20:46] <Ghost_sangheili> YES
[20:46] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: who shud smex his tits first?
[20:47] *** Maslab [~chatzilla@24-113-225-214.wavecable.com] has joined #halopedia
[20:47] * Ghost_sangheili Mas
[20:47] * Ghost_sangheili Maslab *
[20:47] <[Smoke]> MASLAB
[20:47] * Aeolus shoves his restraining order in Ghost_sangheili's face
[20:47] <Maslab> What?
[20:47] <Ghost_sangheili> [citation needed]
[20:47] <[Smoke]> TITS
[20:48] <Maslab>
[20:48] <Maslab> There you are
[20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> BAHAHAHA
[20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: see Maslab gave us tits he dun have to GTFO
[20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: as for you >.>
[20:48] *** mode/#halopedia [+o Ghost_sangheili] by ChanServ
[20:48] <Maslab> :P
[20:48] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS OR GTFO
[20:48] <Maslab> O_O
[20:48] <Maslab> Get him some tits, quick!
[20:49] <[Smoke]> ahahahahaha
[20:49] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: GIMMEH SOME TITS OR UR BANT
[20:49] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: Care to do the honors?
[20:50] * Aeolus sighs
[20:50] * Aeolus unbuttons his shirt
[20:50] <Aeolus> happy?
[20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> LINK NAO
[20:50] * Aeolus mutters "perv..."
[20:50] <Maslab> lol
[20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> GIMME TITS
[20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> OR UR BANT
[20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> IT MUST BE A .GIF FILE
[20:50] <Aeolus>
[20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS NAO
[20:50] <Aeolus> there you go
[20:50] <Ghost_sangheili> I C NO NIPPLZ
[20:50] <Aeolus> XD
[20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> THAT DOESN"T COUNT
[20:51] <[Smoke]> MOAR
[20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> GIVE US TITS
[20:51] <Ghost_sangheili> WE HUNGREE
[20:51] <Aeolus>
[20:52] <Ghost_sangheili> MOAR
[20:52] <Ghost_sangheili> WE WANT NIPPLZ
[20:52] <Aeolus>
[20:52] <Aeolus> no wait, that's a man...
[20:52] <[Smoke]> O_O
[20:52] <Maslab> It's the Lock Ness Monster!
[20:52] <Maslab> Get Scotland on the horn!
[20:52] <[Smoke]> TITS NAO PL0X
[20:53] <[Smoke]> WIT NIPPLZ
[20:53] <Aeolus> go ask CT about it or something
[20:53] <Aeolus> he knows lots of Asian chicks
[20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: IF U DUN GIVE US TITS W/ NIPPLZ
[20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> U
[20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> R
[20:54] <Ghost_sangheili> B&
[20:54] <[Smoke]> teh +b
[20:54] <[Smoke]> it r cumin
[20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> lyk mah phallus
[20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> it r lyk firehose
[20:55] <Aeolus> here's your bloody tits
[20:55] <Aeolus>
[20:55] <[Smoke]> it r go swooshswooshswoosh
[20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> HOOMAN TITS U F@G
[20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> HUMAN TITS W/ NIPPLZ
[20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> LAST CHANCE
[20:55] <Ghost_sangheili> OR UR B&
[20:55] <Maslab> lol
[20:56] <Aeolus>
[20:56] <Ghost_sangheili> mmkay i'll give u that for lulz
[20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> LAST CHANCE
[20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> TITS
[20:57] <Aeolus>
[20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> or
[20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> GTFO
[20:57] <Aeolus> there you goi
[20:57] <Aeolus> *go
[20:57] *** mode/#halopedia [+b Aeolus!*@*] by Ghost_sangheili
[20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> PM ME PROPER TIT FOR FUCK'S SAKE
[20:57] <Ghost_sangheili> AND PROVE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY
[20:58] <Maslab> lol
[20:59] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: TITS GODDAMNIT U HAVE 5 MINS
[20:59] <Ghost_sangheili> and then ur gone
[21:00] <[Smoke]> DO EET
[21:00] <[Smoke]> NAO
[21:00] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: show us some tits
[21:00] <[Smoke]> (.)(.)
[21:00] <Ghost_sangheili> no srs tit
[21:01] <Maslab> Aeolus says it's kind of hard to do when he can't send messages >.>
[21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: pm it to me ya fucktard
[21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> SEE I FOUND TIT
[21:01] <Ghost_sangheili> NOT THAT HARD
[21:02] <Ghost_sangheili> Aeolus: U HAVE TWO MINUTES LEFT
[21:03] <[Smoke]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Namibie_Himba_0716a.jpg
[21:03] <[Smoke]> lawl tits
[21:03] <Aeolus>
[21:03] <Ghost_sangheili>THAT HAS NO NIPPLES
[21:03] <Aeolus>
[21:03] <Ghost_sangheili>ARE YOU RETARDED!?
[21:03] <Ghost_sangheili> [Smoke]: U WUD NGR
[21:04] <[Smoke]> NO U
[21:04] *** mode/#halopedia [-b Aeolus!*@*] by Ghost_sangheili
[21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> I disapproved of his tit image
[21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> but bottom line
[21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> it was in fact a tit
[21:04] <Ghost_sangheili> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg
[21:05] * Aeolus buttons his shirt up again
[21:05] <Aeolus> now if we're all done here...

Sona the Terrorist

[20:46] *** Sona|AFK is now known as Terrorist_Sona
[20:46] <Terrorist_Sona> if I were you, I'd check the administration facility for anything that's...out of place ;)
[20:46] <Terrorist_Sona> although you did catch on sooner than I expected
[20:46] <Gunner_AR> Bombs were discovered .00001 milliseconds ago and safely removed...
[20:46] <FirstSgt_118> Bombs! =D
[20:47] <Gunner_AR> Moved to your house.
[20:47] <Terrorist_Sona> I'm not talking about bombs...
[20:47] <Terrorist_Sona> geez, why is the damn military so stereotype about terrorists?
[20:47] <FirstSgt_118> Drunken Gunner_AR gains bombs!
[20:47] <Gunner_AR> Oh, then I'm terribly sorry about your exploded house :P
[20:48] <FirstSgt_118> Mine?
[20:48] * Terrorist_Sona sticks napalm on maslab and 118
[20:48] <Gunner_AR> Terrorist's
[20:48] * FirstSgt_118 enjoys a nice cold cup of Napalm in the morning
[20:49] * Terrorist_Sona grabs his RTK-74 and shoots 118
[20:49] <Terrorist_Sona> lol nothing like 21st century tech to gun down soldiers of the HFFWMC
[20:49] * Corporal_Maslab watches Sona's puny bullets bounce off his armor.
[20:50] * FirstSgt_118 's armor takes the hit
[20:50] * StaffSergeant112 decapitates Terrorist_Sona
[20:50] * Corporal_Maslab raises his battle rifle and headshots Sona
[20:50] * Terrorist_Sona dies
[20:50] * Terrorist_Sona dies twice
[20:50] * StaffSergeant112 pisses on his corpse
[20:50] * FirstSgt_118 withdraws his M90 CAWS and blows off Terrorist_Sona's limbs
[20:50] * Terrorist_Sona is already dead, goddamn it!
[20:50] * FirstSgt_118 joins in on the pissing on the corpse
[20:50] * Gunner_AR likes to note that HFFW Marines are impervious to everything but Ajax and Anal Snakes :P
[20:50] * Terrorist_Sona suddenly awakens and grabs 118 by the nuts
[20:50] <Terrorist_Sona> You're first.
[20:51] <Gunner_AR> Ugh.... queer
[20:51] * Terrorist_Sona dismembers 118 and flings him off a cliff that conveniently appeared next to the base
[20:51] <Gunner_AR> * Gunner_AR likes to note that HFFW Marines are impervious to everything but Ajax and Anal Snakes :P
[20:51] * StaffSergeant112 rams a chain axe up Sona's anus
[20:51] * Terrorist_Sona shoves an anal snake up AR's ass
[20:52] * Terrorist_Sona grabs Ajax and uses him to beat maslab
[20:52] * Gunner_AR notes that unless they are wielded by him, Anal Snakes viciously rape their handlers.
[20:52] <Terrorist_Sona> oh shit...
[20:52] * Terrorist_Sona lights on fire
[20:52] <Terrorist_Sona> not again...!
[20:52] * Terrorist_Sona rolls on the ground screaming
[20:52] * FirstSgt_118 notes that he never went off a cliff, therefore, never died
[20:52] <Gunner_AR> *Screaming While Being Penetrated by an Anal Snake*
[20:53] * Terrorist_Sona dies two more times
[20:53] <Corporal_Maslab> They have the strength of infinite exploding suns, and travel faster than light!
[20:53] <Corporal_Maslab> I just can't remember how many times faster...
[20:53] <Terrorist_Sona> dun...steal...mah...cookies...!
[20:54] * StaffSergeant112 steals Sona's cookies
[20:54] * Corporal_Maslab joins in on the stealing
[20:54] * Terrorist_Sona comes back to life
[20:54] <Terrorist_Sona> You're all gonna die!
[20:54] * Terrorist_Sona kills 112 and maslab with staplers
[20:55] * FirstSgt_118 withdraws his M99 and, acting on the lack of avaliable officers, takes direct command of B Platoon
[20:55] * StaffSergeant112 can only be killed by one weapon
[20:55] <FirstSgt_118> ANAL SNAKES =o]
[20:55] <FirstSgt_118> * =O
[20:55] * StaffSergeant112 hits 118 on the head with a hammer
[20:55] * Terrorist_Sona pours 118 another cup of napalm
[20:55] <Terrorist_Sona> it'll help with the headache
[20:55] * FirstSgt_118 whacks StaffSergeant112 over the head with his M99
[20:56] * Terrorist_Sona pouts 112 some napalm too
[20:56] * Terrorist_Sona drops a flavoured condom in 112's cup (used)
[20:56] <Terrorist_Sona> that'll give it a bit more taste
[20:56] <Terrorist_Sona> if you know what I mean ;)
[20:56] * StaffSergeant112 throws it on Sona
[20:56] * FirstSgt_118 shoots a 4mm tungsten slug through Terrorist_Sona's head, a round going at 15,000 feet per second
[20:57] * Terrorist_Sona dies yet again
[20:57] <Terrorist_Sona> I thought you liked hot steaming napalm...!
[20:57] * FirstSgt_118 enjoys the Napalm
[20:57] <FirstSgt_118> om nom
[20:57] * Terrorist_Sona pours Ajax a cup of Chuck Norris
[20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> hmm, let's see...
[20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> what does CT like?
[20:59] <Terrorist_Sona> oh yeah
[20:59] * Terrorist_Sona pours CT a cup of asian women
[21:00] <Terrorist_Sona> I think I'll have some of that myself...
[21:01] <Corporal_Maslab> No
[21:01] <Corporal_Maslab> He likes Japanese women
[21:01] <Terrorist_Sona> Japanese women are asian...
[21:01] * KizoriKitagawa will have a cup of kicking unappreciative cvnt ass.
[21:01] * Terrorist_Sona pours CT a cup of kicking unappreciative cvnt ass
[21:01] <FirstSgt_118> lol
[21:02] *** Ghost_sangheili [~katahdin@unaffiliated/golf-sierra/x-3059725] has joined #halo-fanon
[21:02] * Terrorist_Sona pours Ghost_sangheili a cup of tits
[21:02] * Ghost_sangheili drinks

Insanity!

<General5_7> GS, are you gay?
<General5_7> or bisexual?
<teh_sonasaurus> yes, he is
<teh_sonasaurus> he keeps asking for tits from me
<General5_7> o_O
<teh_sonasaurus> emphasis on the ME
<[Smoke]> lol
<teh_sonasaurus> yeah, [Smoke]'s had some lulz from it
<General5_7> lolwtf
<teh_sonasaurus> in fact, here's the whole log http://halofanon.wikia.com/wiki/User:Sona_%27Demal/Irk_Shenanigans#TITS.21
<teh_sonasaurus> (I'm Aeolus)
<Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: I'm completely straight, I'm just being a troll XD
<General5_7> you gay bastard you :P
<Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: I have a girlfriend, been with her for 11 months, and we've done inappropriate things in the shower ;)
<General5_7> TMI!
<Flood12345> ...
<[Smoke]> lawl
<Ghost_sangheili> General5_7: that's not tmi, just imagine if I went into detail
<Ghost_sangheili> About the noises she made, the things she said, the water running down our bodies
<General5_7> IVE HEARD ENOUGH
<Ghost_sangheili> good times, good times
<teh_sonasaurus> lol
<teh_sonasaurus> General5_7: did you read the log?
<General5_7> yeah
<General5_7> i think i need to clean my eyes
<teh_sonasaurus> lol
* teh_sonasaurus gives General5_7 some visine
<[Smoke]> xD
<General5_7> i need a moment
<General5_7> This calls for intense cleaning
* teh_sonasaurus gets the hydrochloric acid
<Halopediaman> Need to use the chemical emergency eye wash fountain?
=-=General5_7 is now known as G57|Cleaning
<Ghost_sangheili> goddamn people its just sex
* teh_sonasaurus gets the lemon juice too
<Ghost_sangheili> is it THAT hard to discuss
* teh_sonasaurus grabs a bottle of vinegar for good measure
<LO|away> Penis goes in vagina
<LO|away> Thrust thrust thrust
<teh_sonasaurus> >.<
<LO|away> Ejaculation
<teh_sonasaurus> hey, General5_7, I'll join you
<[Smoke]> lol
<teh_sonasaurus> LO's acting very strange today...
<G57|Cleaning> Ugh
<teh_sonasaurus> lol
<teh_sonasaurus> better?
<G57|Cleaning> no
<G57|Cleaning> My eyes are still burning
<G57|Cleaning> i should probably just cut them out :P
<teh_sonasaurus> try our liquid eye remover
<teh_sonasaurus> :P
<LO|away> I think I missed something
<teh_sonasaurus> you missed something?
<teh_sonasaurus> you're the one being random
<[Smoke]> lol
* teh_sonasaurus hands General5_7 the eye remover
<teh_sonasaurus> just apply it on both retinas, and you'll be eyeless within the hour
<teh_sonasaurus> ...no refunds
<teh_sonasaurus> and while you're in our product line, please feel free to try our manicure set
* G57|Cleaning takes out a knife
<G57|Cleaning> DIE PERVERTS!
<[Smoke]> knife?
* teh_sonasaurus grabs the knife
<teh_sonasaurus> use the eye-remover
* G57|Cleaning stabs GS
<teh_sonasaurus> it's less painful...oh
<[Smoke]> I has knife
<teh_sonasaurus> please go ahead
<teh_sonasaurus> keep stabbing him
<teh_sonasaurus> let me know when he's dead
<teh_sonasaurus> feel free to kill him with this too
* G57|Cleaning stabs LO
<[Smoke]>
<teh_sonasaurus> it's the perfect replacement for the standard M9 HE-DP!
* G57|Cleaning goes insane and takes out a gun and begins firing randomly
* teh_sonasaurus ducks behind a shield
<G57|Cleaning> MY EYES!
<LO|away> It's only a flesh wound.
<Flood12345> Wat r u cleaning?
<teh_sonasaurus> I think we drove her insane...
<G57|Cleaning> Flood: My eyes
<teh_sonasaurus> [Smoke]! Grab the straitjacket!
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<G57|Cleaning> YES! He's GONE!
<teh_sonasaurus> Flood12345! Get us an ambulance!
<teh_sonasaurus> LO|Away! Prepare the surgical tools!
<Flood12345> i thought G57 was a girl.
<G57|Cleaning> I am
<G57|Cleaning> Unless people gave me a sex change while I was asleep
<teh_sonasaurus> lol
<LO|away> Doctor, my eyes
<LO|away> Tell me what is wrong
<LO|away> Was I unwise
<LO|away> To leave them open for so long
* teh_sonasaurus turns G57 into a virgin
<Flood12345> lol?
<G57|Cleaning> what? i still am one
<teh_sonasaurus> orly?
<teh_sonasaurus> I wouldn't say that ;)
<teh_sonasaurus> but I just gave it back to you :P
<G57|Cleaning> that's not awkward at all...
* [Smoke] grabs the straitjacket
<teh_sonasaurus> the only way to do that is to have a sex change
<teh_sonasaurus> now put the jacket on G57
<teh_sonasaurus> while she's in one of her calm moods
* G57|Cleaning begins frothing at the mouth
<[Smoke]> O_o
<teh_sonasaurus> I'll just slowly take the gun away from her...
<G57|Cleaning> SCREECH
<teh_sonasaurus> HURRY!
* teh_sonasaurus panickedly grabs the gun and pulls it away
* G57|Cleaning grabs Saurus and begins shaking him
<teh_sonasaurus> PUT THE JACKET ON HER!
<G57|Cleaning> DIE PUNY HUMAN!!
<teh_sonasaurus> DO IT!
* G57|Cleaning bites his shoulder
<teh_sonasaurus> ouch...
* [Smoke] puts the straitjacket on General5_7
<[Smoke]> lol
* G57|Cleaning bites Smoke
<[Smoke]> O_O
<teh_sonasaurus> I think I have an infection...
<[Smoke]> AHHHHHHHHHH
<G57|Cleaning> rabies ftw!
* teh_sonasaurus puts duct tape over G57's mouth
* G57|Cleaning begins kicking
<teh_sonasaurus> Flood! Throw her into the ambulance!
<teh_sonasaurus> Strap her in! Quickly!
* G57|Cleaning frothing burns the tape off
<teh_sonasaurus> oh shit...
<G57|Cleaning> RAWR
* G57|Cleaning spits on everyone
<G57|Cleaning> It cleans through even the toughest stains!
<[Smoke]> O_-
* G57|Cleaning spits
<teh_sonasaurus> throw her into an ambulance!
* [Smoke] lost the game.
<teh_sonasaurus> not now, [Smoke]!
* G57|Cleaning begins frothing again
* Flood12345 throws Sona into the ambulance
<teh_sonasaurus> not me!
<teh_sonasaurus> Her!
* G57|Cleaning bites Flood12345
* Flood12345 throws Sona again
<teh_sonasaurus> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
<teh_sonasaurus> no, I don't need a sex change!
<teh_sonasaurus> keep that thing away from me!
* G57|Cleaning takes out a knife
<G57|Cleaning> Too bad!
* teh_sonasaurus screams hysterically, which becomes muffled as the doors close

Excommunication

<AeolusTheSilent> ohaithar HBad
<AeolusTheSilent> didn't notice you lol
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<S-118> xD
<AeolusTheSilent> ...
<the_rogue_smiler> lol
<S-118> You scared him away, you ass xD

Kouger's Table

* Kouger sits on his table.
* Kouger yawns again
* VideoGameChick flips kougers table
<Snore66> ...
<[Aeolus]> lol
<[Alpha]> lol
<Kouger> Does not affect Kouger's table.
<Kouger> It's superglued to the floor.
* [Aeolus] rips out the floor tiles the table is glued to :P
<Kouger> Now leave neutral Kouger alone. He doesn't take part in your petty squabbles.
<VideoGameChick> then go find someplace else to be sleepy, boi
* Kouger glues the table to the essence of matter which is indestructible.
* Delta-269 sets Kouger's table on fire
<[Aeolus]> XD
* [Aeolus] o/\o Delta-269
<VideoGameChick> oooooh fire
<S-A499> lol
<Kouger> It's made of steel, fool.
<Delta-269> Kouger, steel + gasoline + lighter = fire
<VideoGameChick> I HEAR A RUMBLE
* [Aeolus] smelts the table
* [Aeolus] reshapes the table into a giant metal dildo
* [Aeolus] sticks Kouger's face into it
<[Alpha]> O_O
* Kouger puts [Aeolus] in a group home for retarded children.
<Snore66> ...
* [Aeolus] walks out the door
<VideoGameChick> xD
<[Aeolus]> that was...easy...
* Kouger buys a new table with an invisible barrier around it.
* Kouger sits on his table.
* [Aeolus] removes all oxygen from inside the barrier
* [Aeolus] replaces the air with carbon monoxide
<[Aeolus]> let's see how long it takes you to come out :)
* Kouger isn't alive.
<Kouger> Does not affect.
<Snore66> Couldn't you just use a chair?
* Kouger is communicating with you from another dimension.
* [Aeolus] nuclear-bombs the building Kouger is in, destroying the energy shield and the table
* S-A499 notes that he secretly put a C4 under kouger's desk.
<Kouger> Table*
<S-A499> *Table
<[Aeolus]> lol we're working really hard to destroy the table
<[Aeolus]> with no particular reason
<VideoGameChick> ....tehe
<Jug6ernaut> ...
<[Alpha]> ...
<S-A499> ...
<[Aeolus]> ...
* VideoGameChick runs to Tony's doorstep and lights a paperbag on fire
<Snore66> Why do you sit on a table and not a chair?
* Kouger is just happily sitting here, while you barbarians try to destroy me.
<Kouger> No wonder humanity is going to shit.
<Kouger> Human nature = fail
<S-A499> Oh? Then what are you?
<VideoGameChick> i love how only one person in this room knows where that is leading to
<[Aeolus]> lol
<Kouger> What am I, you ask?
<S-A499> Yeah.
<Kouger> I am the table, you could say. It's all metaphorical beyond your human comprehension.
* [Aeolus] grabs Kouger's most prized possessions and begins smashing them in front of his eyes outside the barrier
<Kouger> ...
* Kouger has no possessions.
<Kouger> The table itself is my home.
* [Aeolus] splits an atom in the barrier, causing an unstable displacement
* [Aeolus watches Kouger get enveloped by the energy and cease to exist

Drinks

<VideoGameChick> fuck it sucks having no pop in the house
* [Aeolus] drives a truck full of Nestea through VGC's wall
* [Aeolus] smashes the truck straight into VGC's bedroom
<Spartan-A499> Why drink pop when you can drink water?
<VideoGameChick> ew =[
<VideoGameChick> water is gross and boring
<Spartan-A499> *milk
<VideoGameChick> milk makes u want to gag
<[Aeolus]> I like milk ;)
<Spartan-A499> *Juice
<[Aeolus]> heh
<[Aeolus]> I like juice ;)
<VideoGameChick> ...
<Spartan-A499> ...
<[Aeolus]> ...
<charitwo> ...
<[Alpha]> ...
<VideoGameChick> moving on?
<[Aeolus]> sure