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'''Axon Clips Chapter 3''' is the third chapter in the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the fourth week of August/first week of September, [[2552]]. | |||
==[[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]]== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] | |||
[[Media:smarter.ogg|smarter]] | |||
''(door opens, Jersey enters)''<br /> | ''(door opens, Jersey enters)''<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey, thanks.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey, thanks.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' You're smarter than people give you credit for.<br /> | '''Durga:''' You're smarter than people give you credit for.<br /> | ||
[[Media:raffle.ogg|raffle]] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Which people?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Which people?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Tell me what's wrong. I can help.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Tell me what's wrong. I can help.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Time-stamped 5 months ago to a night he bought a case of beer.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Time-stamped 5 months ago to a night he bought a case of beer.<br /> | ||
[[Media:winning.ogg|winning]] | |||
'''Jersey:''' I never get cool stuff in the mail. Uh, besides you.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I never get cool stuff in the mail. Uh, besides you.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Hm. Well, you'll like this.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Hm. Well, you'll like this.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Oh man, is she winning?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh man, is she winning?<br /> | ||
(audio playback)<br /> | (audio playback)<br /> | ||
'''Jan: | '''''Jan:''' Kiss them, they fall in love.''<br /> | ||
(end playback)<br /> | (end playback)<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' She's winning...<br /> | '''Durga:''' She's winning...<br /> | ||
[[Media:taxes_suck.ogg|taxes_suck]] | |||
'''Durga:''' So why does the IRS want to audit you?<br /> | |||
'''Durga:''' So why does the | |||
'''Jersey:''' You did read my mail!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You did read my mail!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' No, but | '''Durga:''' No, but I'm scanning the rest of the country's mail. (Jersey whines) Your name came up.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Taxes suck.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Taxes suck.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' So don't pay them.<br /> | '''Durga:''' So don't pay them.<br /> | ||
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(computer makes noises as Durga does stuff)<br /> | (computer makes noises as Durga does stuff)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Durga!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Durga!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' How much should we start with? How about the gross planetary product of | '''Durga:''' How much should we start with? How about the gross planetary product of Minister colony?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Are you insane?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Are you insane?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.<br /> | '''Durga:''' You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.<br /> | ||
[[Media:would_that_help.ogg|would_that_help]] | |||
'''Jersey:''' You can't channel tax money to me, taxes are for a reason. I mean, roads, drinking water...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You can't channel tax money to me, taxes are for a reason. I mean, roads, drinking water...<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I'm ''sure'' you'd use it wisely.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'm ''sure'' you'd use it wisely.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I could kill him... Would that help?<br /> | '''Durga:''' I could kill him... Would that help?<br /> | ||
[[Media:i_durga.ogg|i_durga]] | |||
'''Jersey:''' No!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' No!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Okay.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Okay.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' I'm serious here!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I'm serious here!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' So. Am. I.<br /> | '''Durga:''' So. Am. I.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Just, don't do anything weird at the audit, | '''Jersey:''' Just, don't do anything weird at the audit, ok?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I won't divert funds. I won't kill the auditor.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I won't divert funds. I won't kill the auditor.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' ...Or hurt him.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' ...Or hurt him.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I'll take care of it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'll take care of it.<br /> | ||
== | ==Janissary James== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 22sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 22sec] | ||
[[Media:domestic_skills.ogg|domestic_skills]] | |||
'''Gladys:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br /> | |||
''' | |||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, you know, pushing the ''synthesize button'' - it's an art form.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah, you know, pushing the ''synthesize button'' - it's an art form.<br /> | ||
''' | '''James J:''' Jan gets insulted when you compliment her domestic skills, Gladys.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I'm going out.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I'm going out.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Hey, you're not going out!<br /> | '''James J:''' Hey, you're not going out!<br /> | ||
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'''James J:''' Heh, maybe I trust you a little too much.<br /> | '''James J:''' Heh, maybe I trust you a little too much.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' That's not fair! I told the guys I--<br /> | '''Jan:''' That's not fair! I told the guys I--<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' I don't care what you told the guys. | '''James J:''' I don't care what you told the guys. Say you're in for the night.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' I'll, uh, help you with those dishes.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' I'll, uh, help you with those dishes.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' We just dump them in the sink.<br /> | '''Jan:''' We just dump them in the sink.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' Then I reckon I can help you dump. You go watch some sports, Jim. The ladies'll clean up. | '''Gladys:''' Then I reckon I can help you dump. You go watch some sports, Jim. The ladies'll clean up. | ||
[[Media:insurrection.ogg|insurrection]] | |||
'''Gladys:''' He's a good man, your father.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' He's a good man, your father.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' If you're not his daughter. If you're his daughter, he's a jackass.<br /> | '''Jan:''' If you're not his daughter. If you're his daughter, he's a jackass.<br /> | ||
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'''Gladys:''' Says who?<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Says who?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You heard him - dad.<br /> | '''Jan:''' You heard him - dad.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' That dog won't hunt, Jan. When I joined the | '''Gladys:''' That dog won't hunt, Jan. When I joined the marines, I didn't ask my mama's permission.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Does he know you're in here, like, encouraging insurrection?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Does he know you're in here, like, encouraging insurrection?<br /> | ||
[[Media:tweaked_up.ogg|tweaked_up]] | |||
'''Gladys:''' Oh sure, your daddy just wants to keep you safe.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Oh sure, your daddy just wants to keep you safe.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I know.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I know.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I caught him reading a manual once.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I caught him reading a manual once.<br /> | ||
(laughs)<br /> | (laughs)<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' | '''Jan:''' Navy publication FM-973 - Child Rearing for Part-Time and Auxiliary Personnel. You shoulda seen the chapter on discipline.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' (laughs) Oh no!<br /> | '''Gladys:''' (laughs) Oh no!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Hey, when you were my age, did you... could you...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Hey, when you were my age, did you... could you...<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Well there is this guy I met and, something he said just started me thinking -<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well there is this guy I met and, something he said just started me thinking -<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' Uh-oh...<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Uh-oh...<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I've been tweaked up, haven't I? Not like you and dad, I know that. But | '''Jan:''' I've been... tweaked up, haven't I? Not like you and dad, I know that. But some. | ||
'''Gladys:''' Honey, I--<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Honey, I--<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' And that's | '''Jan:''' And that's ok, hey, I'm grateful. But, let me do something with it. Let me do something...<br /> | ||
[[Media:break_em.ogg|break_em]] | |||
'''Gladys:''' Hmm. You've got something to prove.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Hmm. You've got something to prove.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Just to myself.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Just to myself.<br /> | ||
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'''Gladys:''' Uh-uh-uh I will slap you as soon as look at you missy, now you just remember that.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Uh-uh-uh I will slap you as soon as look at you missy, now you just remember that.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (laughs) Dad....!<br /> | '''Jan:''' (laughs) Dad....!<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' ...My point being, I'd stop by moon parlor on the bus ride in. A place called | '''Gladys:''' ...My point being, I'd stop by moon parlor on the bus ride in. A place called Sharfie's.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I've heard about it. Nothing good. Cops don't go to that part of town.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I've heard about it. Nothing good. Cops don't go to that part of town.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' ''But'', a girl like ''you'' could use a glimpse of...reality. Straighten out your priorities.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' ''But'', a girl like ''you'' could use a glimpse of...reality. Straighten out your priorities.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Dad would freak out if he heard you! I think you were supposed to be a soothing maternal influence.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Dad would freak out if he heard you! I think you were supposed to be a soothing maternal influence.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' Yeah, well, soothing | '''Gladys:''' Yeah, well, soothing is my long-suit. Don't you worry about your dad, I rank him anyhow.<br /> | ||
[[Media:zip_your_shirt.ogg|zip_your_shirt]] | |||
'''Jan:''' Can I get a table?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Can I get a table?<br /> | ||
'''Waitress:''' Hey, what are you doing in here?<br /> | '''Waitress:''' Hey, what are you doing in here?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Playing moons if you don't mind.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Playing moons if you don't mind.<br /> | ||
(crash)<br /> | (crash)<br /> | ||
''' | '''Thin:''' (in the distance) Who do you think you are, grub? Huh?? Big enough man to lie to my face? Imagine you can tussle with Thin Kinkle?<br /> | ||
''' | '''Paolo:''' Come on Thin, I mean, come on! I wouldn't lie! Gimme a PQI if you don't believe me.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What's going on?<br /> | '''Jan:''' What's going on?<br /> | ||
'''Waitress:''' Shh... dammit, zip up your shirt all the way and shut up!<br /> | '''Waitress:''' Shh... dammit, zip up your shirt all the way and shut up!<br /> | ||
[[Media:drink_special.ogg|drink_special]] | |||
'''Thin:''' For the sake of argument, say I slide you this time. Sends a message doesn't it? Come on over! Free lunch on Thin! -- Ain't happenin' Paolo! Ain't happenin!<br /> | |||
'''Thin:''' For the sake of argument, say I slide you this time. Sends a message doesn't it? | |||
'''Paolo:''' Oh, oh god god, oh god, please god, think of my family!<br /> | '''Paolo:''' Oh, oh god god, oh god, please god, think of my family!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Reality, huh? Thanks, Aunt Gladys. Hey! Nobody told me it was dime-store bully night, is there a drink special with that?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Reality, huh? Thanks, Aunt Gladys. Hey! Nobody told me it was dime-store bully night, is there a drink special with that?<br /> | ||
[[Media:thin_kinkle.ogg|thin_kinkle]] | |||
'''Thin:''' Come to the mall, nice little girl. No babysitting jobs at Sharfie's tonight... Is that the tip of an M6 I see poking out from under your jacket, babysitter, or are you just excited to meet Thin Kinkle?<br /> | '''Thin:''' Come to the mall, nice little girl. No babysitting jobs at Sharfie's tonight... Is that the tip of an M6 I see poking out from under your jacket, babysitter, or are you just excited to meet Thin Kinkle?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' [[ | '''Jan:''' [[M6C]].<br /> | ||
'''Thin:''' Jimmi the 12-7.<br /> | '''Thin:''' Jimmi the 12-7.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Gee, you're welcome. (draws and cocks M6C; to Thin) ''Let him go''.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Gee, you're welcome. (draws and cocks M6C; to Thin) ''Let him go''.<br /> | ||
[[Media:skin.ogg|skin]] | |||
'''Thin:''' Now, see that was a young move. Whoever's running you needs to smooth out some ''edges'' here. You can't put the hammer to Thin in his own place! I got a deal for you.<br /> | '''Thin:''' Now, see that was a young move. Whoever's running you needs to smooth out some ''edges'' here. You can't put the hammer to Thin in his own place! I got a deal for you.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah?<br /> | ||
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'''Thin:''' I guess then, if I win, I'll find some... babysitting for you to do.<br /> | '''Thin:''' I guess then, if I win, I'll find some... babysitting for you to do.<br /> | ||
[[Media:run_for_cover.ogg|run_for_cover]] | |||
(playing moons)<br /> | (playing moons)<br /> | ||
'''Thin:''' Tricky game, moons! You hit too hard - they stick, too soft - they skate. Do it just right, and they obey your commands. They. Work. For you.<br /> | '''Thin:''' Tricky game, moons! You hit too hard - they stick, too soft - they skate. Do it just right, and they obey your commands. They. Work. For you.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Uh huh. Or, you can slap them so hard, they run for cover. (sinks a ball)<br /> | '''Jan:''' Uh huh. Or, you can slap them so hard, they run for cover. (sinks a ball)<br /> | ||
[[Media:kiss_them.ogg|kiss_them]] | |||
'''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br /> | ||
(applause) | (applause) | ||
[[Media:girls_with_guns.ogg|girls_with_guns]] | |||
'''Thin:''' You win Babysitter, here's your skin.<br /> | '''Thin:''' You win Babysitter, here's your skin.<br /> | ||
'''Paolo:''' I'll have to move to Africa now, it's someplace nobody ever goes. It's, Tibet, or it's... Antarctica, or... ''Indiana'' for God's sake.<br /> | '''Paolo:''' I'll have to move to Africa now, it's someplace nobody ever goes. It's, Tibet, or it's... Antarctica, or... ''Indiana'' for God's sake.<br /> | ||
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'''Thin:''' Maybe drop off a resume on your way out the door. Good looking crazy girls with guns I've always got work for them.<br /> | '''Thin:''' Maybe drop off a resume on your way out the door. Good looking crazy girls with guns I've always got work for them.<br /> | ||
[[Media:retirement.ogg|retirement]] | |||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, I'm more of an independent study girl.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah, I'm more of an independent study girl.<br /> | ||
'''Thin:''' I could teach you some things... but, it's your funeral.<br /> | '''Thin:''' I could teach you some things... but, it's your funeral.<br /> | ||
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'''Thin:''' (giggle) We'll see...<br /> | '''Thin:''' (giggle) We'll see...<br /> | ||
==Kamal | ==Kamal== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 27sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 27sec] | ||
[[Media:its_a_chicken.ogg|its_a_chicken]] | |||
'''Hiro:''' What is that?<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' It's a chicken.<br /> | |||
' | |||
''' | |||
'''Hiro:''' It's a raw chicken.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' It's a raw chicken.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Sophia's coming to dinner tonight.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Sophia's coming to dinner tonight.<br /> | ||
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'''Hiro:''' I'm going out for dinner...<br /> | '''Hiro:''' I'm going out for dinner...<br /> | ||
[[Media:surgery.ogg|surgery]] | |||
'''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Is it supposed to look like that?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Oh, yeah. It said to cut it up into 8 pieces.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Oh, yeah. It said to cut it up into 8 pieces.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' This doesn't look like normal pieces.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' This doesn't look like normal pieces.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Well, it... I looked up how to cut a chicken, but then, some pieces are bigger, | '''Kamal:''' Well, it... I looked up how to cut a chicken, but then, some pieces are bigger, some pieces are smaller, so I cut it up so it would be... you know, fair.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Oh.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Oh.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What's that supposed to mean?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' What's that supposed to mean?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Nothing...<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Nothing...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Whaat?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Whaat?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Just that, when you do your surgery rotation, I want to be in another state. | '''Hiro:''' Just that, when you do your surgery rotation, I want to be in another state. | ||
[[Media:butter_flavored.ogg|butter_flavored]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You wait! Soon - everyone will cut their chickens like this!<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Uh, what about the people who want the skin left on?<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Uh, what about the people who want the skin left on?<br /> | ||
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'''Hiro:''' We don't have butter either.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' We don't have butter either.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' So I used butter flavored popcorn oil! Hey, it's butter flavored!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' So I used butter flavored popcorn oil! Hey, it's butter flavored!<br /> | ||
(knocking) | (knocking) | ||
[[Media:surgeon_general.ogg|surgeon_general]] | |||
(door opens)<br /> | (door opens)<br /> | ||
'''Together:''' Hi!<br /> | '''Together:''' Hi!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hi, thank you for coming. uh...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hi, thank you for coming. uh...<br /> | ||
''' | '''Sophia:''' Thanks for having me.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Oh of course.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Oh of course.<br /> | ||
Sophia: Oh, what's that smell?<br /> | |||
'''Hiro:''' Science!<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Science!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hiro, don't you have to be somewhere? It's chicken.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hiro, don't you have to be somewhere? It's chicken.<br /> | ||
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'''Sophia:''' (giggle) Warned?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (giggle) Warned?<br /> | ||
[[Media:s_typhi.ogg|s_typhi]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I had to make some substitutions in the recipe.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Oh. Um, do you think it's done?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Oh. Um, do you think it's done?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Microwave it longer?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Microwave it longer?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Sure.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Sure.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Ah, few things in nature are as misunderstood as the playful salmonella bacterium. | '''Hiro:''' Ah, few things in nature are as misunderstood as the playful salmonella bacterium. S-Typhi is the little dickins that--<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hiro! Aren't you going to be late?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hiro! Aren't you going to be late?<br /> | ||
[[Media:unstoppable.ogg|unstoppable]] | |||
'''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you'd take me for pizza...<br /> | |||
'''Sophia:''' All day I was hoping you | |||
'''Kamal:''' Shut up!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Shut up!<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' (giggles) Isn't it amazing how much soy pepperoni tastes like the real thing?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Isn't it amazing how much soy pepperoni tastes like the real thing?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Yeah...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah...<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' She'd be in bed for a week, she'd wear black, and not tell anybody why.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' She'd be in bed for a week, she'd wear black, and not tell anybody why.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' When I was a kid, my mother didn't care about that kind of thing. After my | '''Kamal:''' When I was a kid, my mother didn't care about that kind of thing. After my sister died, she got way more strict.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' What happened to your sister?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' What happened to your sister?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Genetic disorder. It's funny, you know, when she was little, she was unstoppable. I mean, the best you ever saw.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Genetic disorder. It's funny, you know, when she was little, she was unstoppable. I mean, the best you ever saw.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' The best at what?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' The best at what?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Everything! Smartest, fastest, strongest, brattiest | '''Kamal:''' Everything! Smartest, fastest, strongest, brattiest.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' (giggles) Oh, I dunno about that. You should meet my little brother.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Oh, I dunno about that. You should meet my little brother.<br /> | ||
[[Media:very_lucky.ogg|very_lucky]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' When she was 4, I taught her to play backgammon. I was 8. I won the first 2 times we played, and then never again.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' (laughing) You must suck.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' (laughing) You must suck.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' No, that's just how coordinated she was. She could gauge the way they came out of her hand. That's what I think.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' No, that's just how coordinated she was. She could gauge the way they came out of her hand. That's what I think.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Right... *laughing* Or, maybe you just suck.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Right... *laughing* Or, maybe you just suck.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' She | '''Kamal:''' She loves languages. She taught herself... God, I haven't thought about this in years... She'd make Dad read a bed time story every night and then she would pretend to go to sleep listening to a chatter channel hot wired to some other language.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' And you set up those chatter programs for her?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' And you set up those chatter programs for her?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' It was easy.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It was easy.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' I think your sister was very lucky.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I think your sister was very lucky.<br /> | ||
[[Media:never_right_again.ogg|never_right_again]] | |||
'''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She had a very active imagination, so like, once a week she would completely terrify herself. She would sneak into my room when she was supposed to be--<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' --poking you over and over and over again until you woke up?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' --poking you over and over and over again until you woke up?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' I didn't mean to.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I didn't mean to.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' No, it's okay. Anyway, by the time I woke up, she had already gone outside and the thing had happened and she was in the hospital. And she was never right again. | '''Kamal:''' No, it's okay. Anyway, by the time I woke up, she had already gone outside and the thing had happened and she was in the hospital. And she was never right again. | ||
'''Sophia:''' I'm so sorry. | '''Sophia:''' I'm so sorry. | ||
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'''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Do you want to tell me what happened?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' She died from something called, uh, metabolic cascade failure... which is doctor speak for, everything falls apart. She couldn't talk when she got back from the hospital, and couldn't walk a few weeks later.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She died from something called, uh, metabolic cascade failure... which is doctor speak for, everything falls apart. She couldn't talk when she got back from the hospital, and couldn't walk a few weeks later.<br /> | ||
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'''Sophia:''' It wasn't your fault, Kamal.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' It wasn't your fault, Kamal.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Of course it wasn't.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' But you felt guilty.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' But you felt guilty.<br /> | ||
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'''Sophia:''' --don't. Don't.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' --don't. Don't.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' What?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Don't joke about it, you | '''Sophia:''' Don't joke about it, you dont have to do that with me.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' She was 6, I was 10. It was a long time ago. Honestly Sophia, it's not something I carry around with me every day.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' She was 6, I was 10. It was a long time ago. Honestly Sophia, it's not something I carry around with me every day.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Okay. One question.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Okay. One question.<br /> | ||
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'''Sophia:''' Yeah...<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Yeah...<br /> | ||
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(rain pours)<br /> | (rain pours)<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' (giggles) Thanks for dinner Kamal. And, next time you want chicken, | '''Sophia:''' (giggles) Thanks for dinner Kamal. And, next time you want chicken, call me and I'll come over and cook it for you.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Deal... Uh, your hair's getting wet. In fact, you're, getting wet.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Deal... Uh, your hair's getting wet. In fact, you're, getting wet.<br /> | ||
(thunder booms)<br /> | (thunder booms)<br /> | ||
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'''Sophia:''' That's the whole point. But you're right, Aiden isn't good for me. In fact, he's probably with some girl right now.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' That's the whole point. But you're right, Aiden isn't good for me. In fact, he's probably with some girl right now.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Want me to check?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Want me to check?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' No... Actually, he's not with some girl right now because of you. And for that, you get a kiss.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' -No... Actually, he's not with some girl right now because of you. And for that, you get a kiss.<br /> | ||
( | (they kiss)<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You want to come inside? Just for a minute.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Kamal... You know that wouldn't be right.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Kamal... You know that wouldn't be right.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br /> | ||
==Herzog | ==Herzog== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 58sec] | |||
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''' | '''Lieutenant:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br /> | ||
''' | '''Herzog:''' On the contrary, it's very nearly too late.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' Do you know what you're sloshing around there youngster? That's a high-house | '''Herzog/COM:''' Do you know what you're sloshing around there youngster? That's a high-house alt-burgundy 22<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Uh please, sir, not the cranky old man.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Uh please, sir, not the cranky old man.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' And what's wrong with the cranky old man?<br /> | '''Herzog/COM:''' And what's wrong with the cranky old man?<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' I guess you jumped for joy when you heard you'd been transferred to me, huh?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' I guess you jumped for joy when you heard you'd been transferred to me, huh?<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' I requested the posting, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' I requested the posting, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' You did?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' You did?<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' They don't make it any more.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' They don't make it any more.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Regrettable, sir. Perhaps the scent - tar, is it, sir? - was not to everyone's taste.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Regrettable, sir. Perhaps the scent - tar, is it, sir? - was not to everyone's taste.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' They don't make it because alt burgundy comes from | '''Herzog:''' They don't make it because alt burgundy comes from Jericho VII.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Came.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Came.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' Ah hell, you weren't even born. Pour yourself a drink, lieutenant.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Ah hell, you weren't even born. Pour yourself a drink, lieutenant.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' I don't... very well, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' I don't... very well, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Here's to Jericho that fell, and a | '''Herzog:''' Here's to Jericho that fell, and a Sigma Octanus IV that did not.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Here-here, sir. (drinks, coughs)<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Here-here, sir. (drinks, coughs)<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Well, it's not to everybody's taste...<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Well, it's not to everybody's taste...<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Uh, no, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Uh, no, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Shortly before they turned for home, the | '''Herzog:''' Shortly before they turned for home, the Apocalypso, heavily cloaked and posted deep in Covenant space, began experiencing some slight but troubling anomalies with their computer systems. Just as her captain decided to bring her home, long range sensors detected a curious object adrift in space.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Where did you get this? I read the reports - none of this is in here.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Where did you get this? I read the reports - none of this is in here.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' The object was roughly the size of a tire. A | '''Herzog:''' The object was roughly the size of a tire. A Covenant artifact of a completely new design unlike anything we've seen before, and frankly pretty inscrutable. I talked to the Apocalypso's captain, that's how.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Where are the records?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Where are the records?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Well surely the blast that knocked the ship out of the slipstream and took down the whole planet's comm channels erased all the computer records.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Well surely the blast that knocked the ship out of the slipstream and took down the whole planet's comm channels erased all the computer records.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' She's dead.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' She's dead.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Some accident involving a bus. Unluckiest thing in the world.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Some accident involving a bus. Unluckiest thing in the world.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' You don't think... even if there was something important on the Apocalypso, something crucial to the war effort...<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' You don't think... even if there was something important on the Apocalypso, something crucial to the war effort...<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Like a new piece of Covenant technology capable of crippling an entire solar system's C&C channels?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Like a new piece of Covenant technology capable of crippling an entire solar system's C&C channels?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Although, if you're right about | '''Lieutenant:''' Although, if you're right about Troy -<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Then | '''Herzog:''' Then Harmony - Harmony is the instructive one.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | ||
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