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| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| | {{Vehicle infobox |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
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| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| | |image= |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| | |manufacturer= |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| | |line= |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| | |model= |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| | |cost= |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| | |length={{Convert|20|m|ftin|sp=us}}<ref name="c43">'''[[Halo: Cryptum]]''', ''page 43''</ref> |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| | |width= |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| | |height={{Convert|10|m|ftin|sp=us}}<ref name="c43"/> |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
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| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
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| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| | |engine= |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
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| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
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| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| | |crew=One operator<ref name="c43"/> |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| | |complement= |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| | |consumables= |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| | |othersystems= |
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| | |affiliation=*[[Forerunner]] [[ecumene]]<ref name="c43"/> |
| | **[[Warrior-Servant]]s<ref name="c43"/> |
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | '''War sphinxes''' were immensely powerful war machines used by [[Forerunner]] [[Warrior-Servant]]s.<ref name="c43"/> Classified as midsize [[Combat skin|fighting suits]],<ref name="c43"/> war sphinxes were versatile combat vehicles that allowed an individual Warrior to operate seamlessly in space, air or a planetary surface. Their roles ranged from acting as capital ship escorts,<ref>'''[[Halo 4: The Essential Visual Guide]]''', ''page 123''</ref> overwhelming enemy ships in large numbers,<ref name="c163">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 163''</ref> or being deployed from orbit and conducting large-scale bombardment operations, boasting firepower to level entire cities.<ref name="c95">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 95''</ref> In addition to their predominant air and space roles, they were also equipped with arms and legs, enabling them to operate on the ground as bipedal combat vehicles.<ref name="c66">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 66''</ref> |
| Lif is too short.
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| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
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| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
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| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
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| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
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| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
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| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
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| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
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| I was releaved after raking the yard.
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| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
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| Cows are udderly hilarious.
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | ==Description== |
| Lif is too short.
| | The war sphinxes were described as being ten meters high and twenty meters long, with an elongated tail that provided lift and power. From the "tail" rose a large rounded torso with a command cabin perched on top. The command cabin was designed to resemble a Forerunner face, with features arranged in an angry or stern expression and two viewports serving as "eyes". The joints of their limbs were composed of [[hard light]].<ref name="c66"/> Much like [[Onyx Sentinel]]s, two sphinxes could also merge to create a larger unit, which still retained a similar "face" at the forward surface.<ref>'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 76''</ref> |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | War sphinxes were programmed to [[Mind transfer|contain]] samples of their wearer's mental patterns and personalities before they were killed in battle. These preserved personalities were less complete than [[Durance]]s, but could still be studied by a commander to gain useful information. The [[Ur-Didact|Didact]] kept the final impressions of his children, who were killed in battle, within their war sphinxes.<ref name="essences">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 138''</ref> |
| Lif is too short.
| |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | Ten thousand years after the human-Forerunner wars, [[Builder Security]] utilized a comparable type of machine known as the [[Seeker (vehicle)|Seeker]]; these machines lacked the ornate design of the war sphinx and were easily capable of overpowering the Didact's ancient war sphinxes.<ref name="c195">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 195''</ref> |
| Lif is too short.
| |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | ==Operational history== |
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| | Warrior-Servants utilized war sphinxes in large numbers during the [[human-Forerunner wars]]. During the [[Battle of Charum Hakkor]], war sphinxes were deployed in the thousands against the human fleet in orbit over [[Charum Hakkor]], swarming human vessels in spiraling cloud-like formations and forcing some to crash into [[Precursor]] [[star road]]s.<ref name="c163"/> Twelve of the machines, once piloted by the [[Ur-Didact|Didact]]'s children, contained their partial essences after they were killed in battle.<ref name="essences"/> These war sphinxes were left to guard the Didact's [[Cryptum]] in the [[Djamonkin Crater]] after he entered his first exile. By the time [[IsoDidact|Bornstellar Makes Eternal Lasting]] arrived in the Djamonkin Crater in the final decade before the [[Great Purification|Halos' activation]], these suits were considered antiquated and outdated.<ref name="c43"/> The war sphinxes continued to serve the Didact, conducting their assigned duties after his revival, and accompanied him as he left Earth on his [[Didact's ship|newly-constructed ship]]. When [[Master Builder]] [[Faber]]'s forces attacked the Didact's ship over [[Janjur Qom]], the war sphinxes attempted to defend the ship and the Didact to the best of their ability, but were outmatched and quickly destroyed by the superior [[Seeker (vehicle)|Seekers]].<ref name="c195"/> |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | Warriors continued to employ war sphinxes well into the [[Forerunner-Flood war]]. Several war sphinxes had been appropriated by [[Master Builder]] [[Faber]]'s forces on [[Installation 07]]; [[Chakas]] and [[Vinnevra]] observed these machines herding an enormous crowd of [[human]]s to a [[Palace of Pain]], overseen by the [[Primordial]]. Later, a war sphinx took a captured Chakas and a [[monitor]] housing [[Forthencho]]'s essence to the Halo's [[Cartographer]] where Chakas would be linked with the ring's control interface.<ref>'''Halo: Primordium''', ''page 316''</ref> |
| Lif is too short.
| |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | Around 100,000 years later, in the mid-26th century, the [[Office of Naval Intelligence]] retrieved several Forerunner artifacts from [[Halo Array|Halo]] [[Installation 03]]. One of them was the eye of a war sphinx variant.<ref name="fodder">[https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-have-s-moa '''Halo Waypoint''': ''Canon Fodder - Have S'Moa'']</ref> It was designated "Specimen 1534" and studied aboard ''[[Ivanoff Station]]''. The ONI scientists [[Halo 4 audio logs#Specimen 1534|speculated]] that it might have been an imaging component and weapon sight belonging to a Forerunner vehicle. They also required the help of SPECWAR in order to analyse the object. By [[2557|July 24th, 2557]], the sphinx's eye remained in [[Catherine Halsey|Doctor Catherine Halsey]]'s former lab aboard ''Ivanoff''.<ref>'''Halo 4''', campaign level ''[[Composer (level)|Composer]]''</ref> War sphinxes were found in relatively large numbers on [[Trevelyan]] by ONI. The enigmatic controls and complex operational systems plagued ONI scientists seeking to reverse-engineer the technology that powers them.<ref name="Mythos">'''[[Halo Mythos]]''', ''page 137''</ref> |
| Lif is too short.
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| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | ==Trivia== |
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| | *In one of the [[Terminal/Halo 3|''Halo 3'' terminals]], a recommendation of Forerunner armor by [[Mendicant Bias]] is accompanied by [[:File:Mysterious image.png|a mysterious image]]. This image depicts a bulky, rounded object with what appears to be a long tail and a humanoid figure inside. This seems to match ''Halo: Cryptum'''s description of a war sphinx. It could also be an image of the war sphinx's newer counterpart, a [[Seeker (vehicle)|Seeker]]. |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| | *War sphinxes were originally to be in ''[[Halo 5: Guardians]]'', but were cut from the final game.<ref>[[:File:H5GC-WarSphinx.jpg|War sphinx concept art for ''Halo 5: Guardians'']]</ref> |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| | ==Gallery== |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| | <gallery> |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| | File:H4 - Eye of Sphinx concept.jpg|Concept art for the sphinx's eye kept onboard ''Ivanoff Station'' in ''Halo 4''. |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| | File:War Sphinx Eye.jpg|The eye of a war sphinx on ''Ivanoff Station'' in ''Halo 4''. |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| | File:H5GC-WarSphinx.jpg|Concept art of the war sphinx for ''Halo 5: Guardians''. |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| | </gallery> |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | ==List of appearances== |
| Lif is too short.
| | *''[[Halo: Cryptum]]'' {{1st}} |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| | *''[[Halo: Primordium]]'' |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| | *''[[Halo 4]]'' {{C|Eye only}} |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| | *''[[Halo: Silentium]]'' |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| | *''[[Halo Mythos]]'' |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | ==Sources== |
| Lif is too short.
| | <references/> |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
|
| |
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | {{Forerunner|technology|category=no}} |
| Lif is too short.
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| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
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| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| | [[Category:Forerunner technology]] |
| Lif is too short.
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| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
| | |
| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| |
| Lif is too short.
| |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
| | |
| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| |
| Lif is too short.
| |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |
| | |
| All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
| |
| Lif is too short.
| |
| Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
| |
| Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
| |
| I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
| |
| If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
| |
| It is sure knife to meet you.
| |
| Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
| |
| Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
| |
| To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
| |
| Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
| |
| How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
| |
| Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
| |
| Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
| |
| Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
| |
| Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
| |
| The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
| |
| Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
| |
| I was releaved after raking the yard.
| |
| My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
| |
| Cows are udderly hilarious.
| |