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Oracle Newsletter Volume XIV for Oracle Newsletter Volume XIV

File:H3 Monitor.PNG June 17, 2007 The Oracle The Official Newsletter of Halopedia Hello, Oracle Newsletter Volume XIV, and once again, the Oracle bids thee tidings in this release of the Oracle Newsletter, for the week of June 17, 2007!
Wha's goin' on? Watah!!! They've made the water even more sexy! But this time, rather than improving the shape, they've done sexy stuff with textures and dynamics and particlez.. aka, we got a LOT of sexyness coming to us. Moosic!!! I am a music nerd... I can't really elaborate in public, but I will say that I play... uhm... h/o. TWELVE!!! I play twelve instruments. Anyway, my music nerdyness has caused me to obsess ovah the new progress with the Halo 3 music. New tunes, new ways of looping, and "GLUE"!!! Glue is sticky. Halo 3 Zune!!! I really hate Zunes, but I didn't care--I was going to enter, and I was going to win... but I forgot... anyway, vote for which thingymabobber you want to win at HBO! Meow... "meow" is a word that goes well with "thingymabobber." IMSO. 99 days remaining until the release of the renowned Halo 3 in September!!!	Local news Esemono appears to have deserted us! This left us with only two admins, or something, so RelentlessRecusant and mahslef have been accepted as admins. YAY!!! GPT, it seems, has coined a really catchy term that no one here uses but even Wikia admins have been caught using: SEXEH! It started on IRC when GPT first said "AH AM ENCREDEBLEH SEXEH!!!" and it just went downhill from there. ;D GPT has continued working out but hasn't been to the pool recently... Either way, all this working out has been makin' him EVEN MOAR SEXEH!!!
Meet Someone New! File:You Have Seen.jpg Kwarsh is the distinguished community member of this week. He joined Halopedia on February 10th, 2007 so he could edit an article. Having little to no wiki knowledge, he screwed it up, overlapping templates and making red links. Having very little edits, Kwarsh is still well known around here. He is a regular attender of GPT's SEXEH PARTEES and has been known to claim himself as the Grunty lord of all the Grunts. He is currently planning to marry GPT on the night of June 3rd, 2007. You can speak to him at his talk page. Once again, meet Kwarsh! Production Manager: RelentlessRecusant Staff Writer: Guesty-Persony-Thingy Organizational Page: Oracle Newsletter