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K4

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In anticipation of Bungie's newest project, all information previously on this Userpage has been hidden, replaced by the teaser trailer of the Project. Enjoy.

k4karnage Kilo-Three-Zero

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PREPARE TO DROP

^{<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> TAC-OPS LOGISTICS DATABASE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]}

<\ * PRIORITY! * RESOURCE RE-ALLOCATION REQUEST

>> SENT: [DARE.V.500341(S1)]
>> RECEIVED: HEAVY CRUISER “SAY MY NAME”
[SMN.ACTUAL]

\ PARTIAL VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “The situation on the ground isn’t my concern.”
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I understand, Admiral. But I need --”
[EXPLOSION (4.0098s)]
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > PANIC(?)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Empty archer pods six through twelve!”
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Ready the MAC, and come about!”
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “It may have passed us, Lieutenant, but it’s still in range.”
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Come about. And shoot it in the ass.”
[EXPLOSION (2.3482s)]
[STATIC (3.8761s)]
[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > COMPLIANCE(?)]
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Admiral, about my squad?”
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ve forwarded their NCO’s name to your --”
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Enough, Captain!”
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive this attack..."
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “I will deploy per my orders from Fleet HQ!”
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Sir. I don’t report to Fleet.”
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “And the men I want? Now they don’t either.”
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Please. Read my request.”
[STATIC (2.8179s)]
[EXPLOSION (3.0194s)]
[STATIC (7.4501s)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Didn’t think you S1 types ever left your cave.”
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Desperate times...”
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Alright, Captain. You’ve got your squad.”
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive the attack."
[EXPLOSION (2.9016s)]
[SMN.ACTUAL]: “And right now? That’ll take a genuine act of God.”
[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ll see what I can do.”

\ ~ REQUEST COMPLETE
\ DATABASE CLOSED \>

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-<div style="position:absolute; z-index:100; right:10px; top:35px;" class="metadata" ><span style="color": blue;">k4karnage will be moving to [[w:c:halofanon:Main_Page|Halo Fanon]] in September. http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></div>
+<div style="position:absolute; z-index:100; right:10px; top:35px;" class="metadata" ><span style="color": blue;"><small>In anticipation of Bungie's newest project, all information previously on this Userpage has been hidden, replaced by the teaser trailer of the Project. Enjoy.</small> http://www.wikia.com/skins/common/progress-wheel.gif &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></div>
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-'''<font color="white"><center>k4karnage</center></font>'''
+'''<font color="white"><center>k4karnage</span>
+</center></font>'''
 '''<font color="silver"><center>Kilo-Three-Zero</center></font>'''
+<!--
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+[[Video:Halo_Keep_It_Clean-1222387228-373|370px]]
+'''[[Halo 3: Keep It Clean|<font color="white">PREPARE TO DROP</font>]]'''
+</center>
+<!--
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-== <font color="green">Random Stuff</font> ==
+== Contact, South Corridor! ==
-<sup>This is a new section i am experimenting with; feel free to comment on it's contents on my [[User talk:K4|talk page]].</sup>
+Here are some ways to contact me if you ever want to:
-<!-- Week One: World Ideologies Explained by Political Humor -->
+<font color="gray">''(NOTE: Do so at your OWN risk!)''</font>
-===<font color="white">World Ideologies Explained</font>===
+'''Myspace''': [http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode]
-By '''Political Humor'''.
+'''Bungie.net''': [http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=4807885 BlacKarnagEnigma]
-*'''Feudalism'''
+'''MSN/Windows Live Messenger/Email''': k4karnage@hotmail.com
-You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
+== Thats All, Folks ==
+Thats all i have for now, i will be constantly editing, so keep looking back here for any changes. I want to thank [[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|Guesty-Persony-Thingy]] for helping me with creating this page and [[User:Blemo|Blemo]] for the inspration of the layout.
-*'''Pure Socialism'''
+'''Hope to see you all around the bend and in Halo 3!'''
-You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
-*'''Fascism'''
-You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
-*'''Pure Communism'''
-You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
-*'''Russian Communism'''
-You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
-*'''Cambodian Communism'''
+<font color="red"><center>''*hides behind bend with Shotgun*''</center></font>
-You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
-*'''Dictatorship'''
+-->
-You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
+|}
-*'''Pure Democracy'''
+<sup><font color="silver">
-You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
+<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE<br>
+<\\> TAC-OPS LOGISTICS DATABASE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]<br>
+<\ * PRIORITY! * RESOURCE RE-ALLOCATION REQUEST<br>
-*'''Representative Democracy'''
+>> SENT: [DARE.V.500341(S1)]<br>
-You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
+>> RECEIVED: HEAVY CRUISER “SAY MY NAME”<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]<br>
+\ PARTIAL VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...<br>
-*'''Bureaucracy'''
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “The situation on the ground isn’t my concern.”<br>
-You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I understand, Admiral. But I need --”<br>
+[EXPLOSION (4.0098s)]<br>
+[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > PANIC(?)]<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Empty archer pods six through twelve!”<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Ready the MAC, and come about!”<br>
+[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “It may have passed us, Lieutenant, but it’s still in range.”<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Come about. And shoot it in the ass.”<br>
+[EXPLOSION (2.3482s)]<br>
+[STATIC (3.8761s)]<br>
+[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > COMPLIANCE(?)]<br>
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Admiral, about my squad?”<br>
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ve forwarded their NCO’s name to your --”<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Enough, Captain!”<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive this attack..."<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “I will deploy per my orders from Fleet HQ!”<br>
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Sir. I don’t report to Fleet.”<br>
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “And the men I want? Now they don’t either.”<br>
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Please. Read my request.”<br>
+[STATIC (2.8179s)]<br>
+[EXPLOSION (3.0194s)]<br>
+[STATIC (7.4501s)]<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Didn’t think you S1 types ever left your cave.”<br>
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Desperate times...”<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Alright, Captain. You’ve got your squad.”<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive the attack."<br>
+[EXPLOSION (2.9016s)]<br>
+[SMN.ACTUAL]: “And right now? That’ll take a genuine act of God.”<br>
+[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ll see what I can do.” <br>
+\ ~ REQUEST COMPLETE<br>
+\ DATABASE CLOSED \><br>
+</font></sup>
-*'''Pure Anarchy'''
+|}
-You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
-*'''Anarcho-Capitalism'''
-You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
-*'''Surrealism'''
-You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
-===<font color="white">A Letter to Dr. Laura</font>===
-Dr Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet
-::Dear Dr. Laura,
-Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that (Leviticus 18:22) clearly states it to be an abomination.
-End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them.
-. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev.1:9). The problem is my neighbours. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
-. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in (Exodus 21:7). In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
-. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
-. (Lev. 25:44) states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians.Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
-. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. (Exodus 35:2) clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
-. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
-. (Lev. 21:20) states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
-. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by (Lev.19:27). How should they die?
-. I know from (Lev.11:6-8) that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
-. My uncle has a farm. He violates (Lev. 19:19) by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
-I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
-:::Your devoted fan, Jim
-<!--Absolute LOL -->
-== Contact, South Corridor! ==
-Here are some ways to contact me if you ever want to:
-<font color="gray">''(NOTE: Do so at your OWN risk!)''</font>
-'''Myspace''': [http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode http://www.myspace.com/karnagealamode]
-'''Bungie.net''': [http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=4807885 BlacKarnagEnigma]
-'''MSN/Windows Live Messenger/Email''': k4karnage@hotmail.com
-== Thats All, Folks ==
-Thats all i have for now, i will be constantly editing, so keep looking back here for any changes. I want to thank [[User:Guesty-Persony-Thingy|Guesty-Persony-Thingy]] for helping me with creating this page and [[User:Blemo|Blemo]] for the inspration of the layout.
-'''Hope to see you all around the bend and in Halo 3!'''
-<font color="red"><center>''*hides behind bend with Shotgun*''</center></font>