User:General5 7/IRC Quotes

IRC Quotes

Quotes by Halopedians

"I like to think of White and Red as the colors that define me. White representing my nice, compasionite side. With red being the side that you do not want to fvck with."

— CommanderTony

"*** Spartansniper450 left #halopedia ["It's supposed to hurt it's an ass kicking"]"

— Spartansniper leaving the IRC

"Ass kissing would be nice if I was a girl, but being a guy...it's just weird."

— CommanderTony

"Joshie, turn that frown upside down! otherwise you go to a death camp"

— Ajax_013

"N-no, NO!!! SHES SUPPOSED TO BE A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! "Excuse me, I have to puke now too XD""

— Kougermasters, in reaction to this

"now, i must go to a disgusting fast food place and eat disgusting food with my fat relatives"

— Kougermasters

"Nah, Drones on the Drones' home planet. I never knew that was possible!! Reverting stupid edit."

— Me reverting edits in a bad mood

"So do I."

— Smoke., in response to a vandal who wrote, "they also enjoy chicken wings" on a page

"Delta-269: when you first said "poptarts" my first thought was "sexual""

— Ghost sangheili

"He is like Jesus, only more adorable and believeable."

— MiddyRambler on Kirby

"WHERE IS THE FUXING "ADD FRIEND" THING ON FACEBOOK."

— Spirit-of-HALO

Ice Bears!!

Note: I am Dreadnought and AscendantJustice is Kougermasters.

• <Dreadnought> hmm...i need a space monster >_<
• <AscendantJustice> orly
• <AscendantJustice> lol
• <AscendantJustice> well
• <AscendantJustice> are u making your space monster?
• <Dreadnought> im thinking of one
• <AscendantJustice> lol
• <AscendantJustice> k
• <Dreadnought> hmm...
• <AscendantJustice> my mind is blank
• <AscendantJustice> i have no suggestions
• <Dreadnought> im thinking...bears
• <AscendantJustice> omG
• <AscendantJustice> Evil ice bears
• <AscendantJustice> of death
• <AscendantJustice> who live on Pluto
• <AscendantJustice> lmao
• <Dreadnought> AWESOME
• <AscendantJustice> really..?
• <AscendantJustice> =\
• <Dreadnought> and they breathe icy fire...
• <AscendantJustice> kewl
• <AscendantJustice> liquid nitrogen
• <AscendantJustice> XD
• <Dreadnought> XD
• <AscendantJustice> XD
• <Dreadnought> im naming their leader Sergeant Iceman
• <Dreadnought> aka CT
• <AscendantJustice> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
• <Dreadnought> what should i call them? ice bears?
• <AscendantJustice> yes
• <AscendantJustice> cheesyDD
• <Dreadnought> nitrobears
• <AscendantJustice> erm...
• <Dreadnought> polar bears!!
• <Dreadnought> XD
• <AscendantJustice> nitro makes me generally think of asplosion
• <AscendantJustice> s
• <AscendantJustice> XD
• <Dreadnought> so which one?
• <AscendantJustice> Ice Bearssssss
• <Dreadnought> a-ok. im going to have to write this now >_<
• <Dreadnought> wait...how do they travel in space?
• <AscendantJustice> Umm
• <AscendantJustice> they have magical
• <AscendantJustice> weird
• <AscendantJustice> spaceship
• <AscendantJustice> thingies
• <AscendantJustice> lol
• <Dreadnought> magical glaicers
• <AscendantJustice> o.o
• <AscendantJustice> flying icebergs
• <Dreadnought> XD
• <AscendantJustice> and when they hit spaceships
• <AscendantJustice> they sink
• <AscendantJustice> XD
• <Dreadnought> wow
• <Dreadnought> weapons? (other than breath)?
• <AscendantJustice> ice
• <AscendantJustice> spears
• <AscendantJustice> XD
• <Dreadnought> -.-
• <Dreadnought> ice guns!!
• <AscendantJustice> lol
• <Dreadnought> and they hold them with their mouths and fire with their tounges!
• <AscendantJustice> wha?
• * AscendantJustice is perplexed
• <AscendantJustice> perhaps they should walk on their hind legs
• <Dreadnought> probably
• <AscendantJustice> lol
• <Dreadnought> well, that answers how they should use their mouths to do stuff
• <AscendantJustice> lol

Respect Mah Authoritah!

<Gaijinsamurai> Then watch it without using #halopedia as Twitter.

<AscendantJustice> XD

<AscendantJustice> Oh stop being so uptight.

<AscendantJustice> lulz

<Gaijinsamurai> Heh, lulz that's funny.

<Dreadnought> XD

<Gaijinsamurai> And too true.

<AscendantJustice> Indeed.

• • • mode/#halopedia [+o Gaijinsamurai] by ChanServ

<AscendantJustice> uh oh

<AscendantJustice> baiiiiii

• • • AscendantJustice was kicked from #halopedia by Gaijinsamurai [Gaijinsamurai]

• • • AscendantJustice [i=Kougerz@S0106001617f95856.gv.shawcable.net] has joined #halopedia

<AscendantJustice> XD

<Dreadnought> bai

<Gaijinsamurai> Oh yeah, and I don't tolerate smartasses.

<Dreadnought> XD

• • • Snore66 [n=jose2524@adsl-99-142-48-17.dsl.emhril.sbcglobal.net] has joined #halopedia

<Dreadnought> Rawr

<AscendantJustice> So then you don't tolerate yourself...?

<Snore66> uh hi

<Dreadnought> XD

<Snore66> DX

<Snore66> ha HA

<Gaijinsamurai> You know Kougers...that Op request that you want....slowly slipping away.

<Dreadnought> DX

<Dreadnought> XD

<AscendantJustice> Well, at least I wouldn't be an op abuser... like some people...

<Dreadnought> ...

<Gaijinsamurai> Well maybe, if you respected authoritah, I wouldn't have to kick you every five seconds.

<Gaijinsamurai> Now, how 'bout you go back to your movie.

<AscendantJustice> I do respect authority.

<AscendantJustice> xD

<Dreadnought> o_O

<Snore66> ...

<Gaijinsamurai> Apparently not.

<Dreadnought> XD

<AscendantJustice> Judge a man by how he treats his inferiors, not how he treats his equals.

<Gaijinsamurai> So, end of discusshuns.

<AscendantJustice> meh

• AscendantJustice continues watching Ginger Snaps

<Dreadnought> ...

<Gaijinsamurai> Well this isn't morality class, it's the internet.

<Dreadnought> True enough

• Cruiser is watching Ginger Snaps Back

<AscendantJustice> Ginger Snaps Back was weird.

<Dreadnought> Its about...werewolves O_O

<Gaijinsamurai> http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=4322879#post4322879

<Dreadnought> "Them bums should be forced to use amtrak and greyhound to get around. Oh well, we didnt need so many parks and to keep inmates behind bars anyway. Our elected officials come first."

<Gaijinsamurai> Lulz, we should purchase a fleet of old ass Peel P50's for their personal transport.

<Dreadnought> XD

<AscendantJustice> tongue

<AscendantJustice> Our elected officials come first = Gaijinsamurai

<AscendantJustice> XD

<Gaijinsamurai> Indeed.

<Dreadnought> :/

<Gaijinsamurai> Our elected officials deserve the best Peel P50's around.

• AscendantJustice goes on the Greyhound and gets his head cut off

<Snore66> ...

<AscendantJustice> D:

<Snore66> XD

War

• <Gaijinsamurai> Ass kissing would be nice if I was a girl, but being a guy...it's just weird.
• <general57> ...
• <AscendantJustice> XD
• <thecairocat> ...
• <Gaijinsamurai> (Austin Powers voice) I thank you.
• <general57> as a girl myself...
• <thecairocat> tongue
• <AscendantJustice> general57: he's only joking, he has a terrifying sense of humor
• <general57> i find that...kinda disturbing
• <thecairocat> What?
• <AscendantJustice> That's CommanderTony for you.
• <general57> ...
• <AscendantJustice> >>>
• <general57> >_<
• <AscendantJustice> Yeah, CAPITAL "..."s
• <AscendantJustice> >>>
• <Gaijinsamurai> Well, I have to go Grocery Shopping to make what I just said go away.
• <thecairocat> What you said?
• <AscendantJustice> What?
• <general57> XD
• <Gaijinsamurai> How many guys do you know have to go grocery shopping?
• <Gaijinsamurai> On a weekly basis?
• <general57> 3 times
• <thecairocat> Well, um...
• <thecairocat> bai
• <Gaijinsamurai> Damnit, General, what you said doesn't count wink.
• <AscendantJustice> Bye Tony.
• <general57> XD
• <Gaijinsamurai> Oh well, I guess I live in the 50's.
• <Gaijinsamurai> When families were nice to be with.
• <AscendantJustice> Are you buying pizza stuff?
• <Gaijinsamurai> And family/moral values were always in play.
  • thecairocat gets a SPNKr
• <Gaijinsamurai> The good ol' days.
  • AscendantJustice assassinates thecairocat.
    • • Spartansniper450 [n=48e0ef0d@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-5a87723c2810f22d] has joined #halopedia
• <general57> Rawr

<thecairocat> HEY WTF AJ?

• <Spartansniper450> rar
  • AscendantJustice deletes all the spawn points until there is only 1.
  • general57 splatters AJ
• <thecairocat> oh not this again
  • AscendantJustice spawn kills thecairocat over and over again.
• <Dinokan> {Smoke}: Delete: http://halopedian.com/Poll:Who_can_chug_down_more_beer%3F
• <general57> o_O
• <{Smoke}> Aye aye, sir!
• <thecairocat> I just want to ARGH! 1...2...3... That I have to ARGH! 1...2...3... and that you are an ARGH! 1...2...3...
  • general57 snipes AJ
• <thecairocat> YAYZ IM FREE
• <general57> again and agin...
  • AscendantJustice is sitting on an overshield spawn, actually.
  • thecairocat haz impenetrable bubbleshield
• <general57> ARGH!
• <AscendantJustice> the runtime minimum is the same as the runtime maximum
• <AscendantJustice> so HA!
• <thecairocat> oh nubsauce
  • general57 turns into a ghost
• <AscendantJustice> ...
• <thecairocat> OMG CHURCH!
  • • • general57 is now known as Ghost
• <AscendantJustice> ermm
• <Ghost> hah! now i cannot be killed
• <AscendantJustice> ...
• <Ghost> and i can throw unlimited plasma grenades
  • • • Ghost is now known as Guest99534
  • AscendantJustice shoots Guest99534 with a Plasma rifle
    • • Guest99534 is now known as Dreadnought
• <AscendantJustice> !!!!!!!!!!
  • thecairocat penetrates his bubble shield
  • Dreadnought flies away and fires the lazzar

Your Mom

• <thecairocat> your mom uses recon shoulders!
• <general57> ...
• <Spartansniper450> ODST helmet, Recon Shoulders, Katana Chest
• <general57> nice combo
• <Spartansniper450> thecairocat: my mom dun play Halo!
• <general57> XD
• <thecairocat> That's not what she said on LIVE last night

Drunk Tactics

• <MidnightRambler> Ajax_013: Any tips to sneak Alcohol into my drink?
• <Dreadnought> ?
• <Ajax_013> bet 18
• <Ajax_013> *be
• <Ajax_013> thats a good tactic

War#2

• <General57> But we have UNFINISHED business
• <JEA13> I got into an MSN fight with a buddy and im sad
• <JEA13> LOL
  • General57 hefts Sniper Rifle
• <JEA13> hehe
• <JEA13> do you challenge me?
  • General57 shoots JEA and climbs into Scorpian
• <General57> Doh
• <General57> pwned
  • JEA13 respawns beside Splazer and you know whats next
• <JEA13> :D
  • General57 climbs out as JEA is charging
  • General57 shoots him with SR because there isn't a recharge time
  • JEA13 respawns beside the abandoned talk
• <General57> ...
  • JEA13 heads for my corpse with the splazer
  • General57 shoots JEA while he is charging
• <JEA13> I did not pick up the Splazer, I went over to its position with the talk >_<
• <JEA13> tank*
• <General57> meh
  • JEA13 waits for General to make the next move
  • General57 watched JEA get in the tank and boards the tank's machine gun
• <General57> heh...now you cant kill me!!
  • General57 feels smart
  • JEA13 climbs out of the tank and boards the turret
  • JEA13 feels bad for General
• <JEA13> XD
• <General57> ...
  • General57 climbs out
  • General57 stickies JEA
• <JEA13> :( you cant haz two turns
• <JEA13> i was preparing an awesome one XD
• <General57> XD
• <General57> do ur awesome onw
• <General57> *one
• <General57> NOW
  • JEA13 throws a random grenade in the air, which explodes near a fusion coil, which also makes a mongoose slide uncontroled and do you know where it ends up???
• <JEA13> at the beach!
• <JEA13> XD
• <General57> ...
  • General57 respawns next to JEA with a GH and grins evilly and smashes him
• <General57> Youz iz DEAD
  • JEA13 misses my childhood when his momma was next to him
• <JEA13> lol
• <General57> ...
  • JEA13 rushes to General with an energy sword and active camo >_<
  • General57 smashes JEA's momma
• <General57> and runs AWAY...
  • JEA13 gets on the mongoose mentioned before, outnumbers General on speed, gets off and finishes her off with the energy sword
• <JEA13> ha
• <JEA13> .
• <JEA13> !
• <General57> ur momma is dead =D
  • JEA13 :(
  • General57 respawns with Rocket Launcher and shoots at JEA
  • JEA13 calls in Subtank!!!!
• <General57> D:
• <General57> wait...what?
• <JEA13> what?
• <General57> nvrmind...
  • General57 reaims RL
  • General57 aims and fires
  • JEA13 respawns
  • JEA13 IDK NEXT XD
  • Dreadnought fires RL at respawn place
• <Dreadnought> wait...take that back
  • Dreadnought fires lazza at JEA >:)
• <JEA13> noooooooo
• <JEA13> you cant haz laza
• <Dreadnought> me iz Dreadnought
• <JEA13> then me is Prophet of Truth and you shall do whatever i say because you are my ship!!!
• <Dreadnought> U are not PoTk, because u r a person and pot is a prphet
• <Dreadnought> ...
• <JEA13> well are u sur i am a person???
• <JEA13> XD
• <JEA13> jk
• <JEA13> .
• <Dreadnought> did you notice truth's initials spell pot?
• <Dreadnought> ;D
• <JEA13> ya XD
  • Dreadnought fires lazza at pot (it very smelly)
  • JEA13 commands Brute fleet to obliterate General
• <JEA13> ha
• <Dreadnought> me is indestructible
• <JEA13> :(
  • Dreadnought fires lazza at smelly gorillas
• <Dreadnought> =)
  • JEA13 iss done playing with noobs who can only win wordfights
• <JEA13> heehe
• <Dreadnought> XD
• <Dreadnought> DX

Curtains...

• • Kouger closes the curtains.
• <General5_7> O_O
• <Kouger> I would rather not watch this.
  • Syd_Barrett goes off hunting for more people
• <JEA13> Kouger: I don't want to know what do you do behind the curtains.
• <General5_7> XD
• <ElectricSquid> XD
• <Kouger> I'm hiding from Syd_Barrett, you sick minded freak.
• <Spartansniper450> lol JEA
• <JEA13> hehe
• <the_last_laugh> something tells me it involves probing and vaseline
• <General5_7> XD
• <JEA13> HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
• <ElectricSquid> o_o
• <Spartansniper450> O_O

Curtains #2

• • Kouger|Troy_DC invites a hot female friend under the table with him to watch Troy.
• <JEA13> I gotta go, it's past midnight here in Greece.
• <General5_7> O_O
  • Kouger|Troy_DC closes the curtains, and turns the volume up.
• <General5_7> Byez, zombie friend
• <NatLPG> Hah, "watch".
• <JEA13> Don't lose Kouger from your eyes
• <JEA13> He's crazy
• <JEA13> X
• <JEA13> D
• <NatLPG> Bye, Jea13
  • General5_7 watches Kougz
• <JEA13> bb
  • Delta-269 shines a spotlight on the curtains
• <JEA13> Kouger, quiet.
• <General5_7> XD
• <JEA13> ;D
• <JEA13> Damn I have to go.
• <JEA13> bye
  • • • JEA13 [n=chatzill@adsl275-115.kln.forthnet.gr] has quit ["ChatZilla 0.9.85 [Firefox 3.5.2/20090729225027]"]
  • General5_7 hears mature-rated sounds coming out of the curtain
• <Kouger|Troy_DC> Then... LEAVE.
• <Kouger|Troy_DC> lol
  • NatLPG peers behind the curtain
• <NatLPG> HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.
  • General5_7 hears someone yell, "MORE VASELINE"
• <General5_7> XD
• <NatLPG> :-DD
  • Kouger|Troy_DC and his friend are sitting beside each other watching Troy, perfectly innocently.
• <Kouger|Troy_DC> Pervs
• <General5_7> XD
  • NatLPG is pretty sure he did laughing.
• <NatLPG> *died
• <Kouger|Troy_DC> lololololol
  • NatLPG flicks popcorn at Kouger.
  • Kouger|Troy_DC eats it
• <Kouger|Troy_DC> OM NOM NOM NOM
  • General5_7 slips a 50 ounce bottle of vaseline through the curtain
• <Kouger|Troy_DC> srsly, going back to watch movie nao
• <Kouger|Troy_DC> baiiiiii
• <General5_7> bbbaaii!
• <NatLPG> Noo.
  • NatLPG pokes Kouger|Troy_DC
  • General5_7 backs away from Koug
• <General5_7> this is being quoted =D
• <E-Squid|Techno> lol

JEA is Phail

• <MiddyRambler> Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
• <JEA13> Is that a... Pokemon-like pig with a crystal dagger?
• <JEA13> O.O
• <MiddyRambler> O_O
• <MiddyRambler> You don't know who Kirby is? :O
• <Nicmavr> =3
• <MiddyRambler> Kirby is so cute. :3
• <JEA13> Who is he? O.O
• <MiddyRambler> :O
• <MiddyRambler> GTFO
• <MiddyRambler> :P
• <JEA13> Lol
• <JEA13> I don't know!
• <MiddyRambler> D:
• <General5_7> Back
• <JEA13> I will Google it
• <MiddyRambler> How can you grow up, not knowing Kirby?
• <General5_7> JEA doesn't know Kirby?!
• <MiddyRambler> Yeah!
• <General5_7> OMG!
• <JEA13> Oh well
• <General5_7> How can he not know that little pink ball of joyness?!
• <JEA13> Well
• <JEA13> I never played a Nintendo
• <JEA13> O.O
• <MiddyRambler> He is like Jesus, only more adorable and believeable.
• <MiddyRambler> WHAT?!
• <General5_7> XD
• <JEA13> I had been playing Halo since 7 srsly.
• <General5_7> :0
• <JEA13> Never had the time for a Nintendo.
• <MiddyRambler> I have been playing Halo since I was 8.
• <JEA13> That's why I don't like Mario and Pokemon as well.
• <MiddyRambler> And a Nintendo since I was 4. >_>
• <General5_7> YOU...YOU...
• <JEA13> lulz
  • MiddyRambler completed Zelda OoT at 6. :DD
• <General5_7> O_O
• <JEA13> lulz
• <General5_7> I willz quote thiz!

Ladies

• <Glaug-Eldare> haha this reminds me of the way we talk about women when there are none around
• <JEA13> xD
• <MidnightRambler> Legs are /the/ sexiest part on a women/
• <ONIrecon111> xD
• <ONIrecon111> not really
• <JEA13> after the Breasts
• <MidnightRambler> ya rly ONIrecon111.
• <Frunner> I disagre
• <Zaku_> what?
• <MidnightRambler> JEA13: :|
• <ONIrecon111> considering you don't have