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| {{Title|Lucky Grunt}} | | {{Era|RW}} |
| {{Status|RealWorld}} | | {{Title|''Halo'' Grunt Ad}} |
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| | The '''''Halo'' Grunt Ad''' is a commercial for ''[[Halo: The Master Chief Collection]]'' released on [[2015|March 14, 2015]]. It shows an [[Unggoy]] [[Unggoy Storm|Storm]] being interviewed for being the only [[Covenant]] soldier who survived against the [[John-117|Master Chief]]. Though he presents himself as though he were a very capable soldier, footage shows that he actually only survived each battle because he ran and hid.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nozRqpwzli8 '''YouTube''': ''Halo Grunt Ad'']</ref> |
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| '''Lucky Grunt''' is a commercial for ''[[Halo: The Master Chief Collection]]'' created by Digital Domain and released on [[2015|March 14, 2015]]. It shows an [[Unggoy]] [[Unggoy Storm|Storm]] being interviewed for being the only [[Covenant]] soldier who survived every battle against the [[John-117|Master Chief]]. Though he presents himself as though he were a very capable soldier, footage shows that he actually only survived each battle because he ran and hid.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nozRqpwzli8 '''YouTube''': ''Halo Grunt Ad'']</ref><ref>[https://vimeo.com/323909026'''Vimeo''': ''Lucky Grunt | Microsoft'']</ref>
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| ==Transcript== | | ==Transcript== |
| ''Xbox Logo.'' | | ''...'' |
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| ''Cut to a small studio with a chair, curtain, lights, and mic. An Unggoy Storm walks in from the right, sees the mic, and taps on it to be sure it's working.''
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| ''Zoom in on the Grunt as he sits on the chair.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': Hello there. You all set? You need some water?
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| *'''Grunt''': Mm-hm! Drink please!
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| ''The Grunt is handed a water bottle. He takes it and chugs it down, gagging a bit as he swallows.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': Great. So, your claim to fame is that you are the only Covenant soldier to survive every battle with the Master Chief?
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| *'''Grunt''': Yes! (''coughs'') Correct!
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| *'''Interviewer''': And you say this is because you are, quote, "smarter, stronger, and faster than the Master Chief"?
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| ''Cut to [[The Silent Cartographer|a battle of the beach of the Silent Cartographer]]. Zoom in on the Unggoy Storm, perched on a Forerunner structure.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': But that's you hiding, isn't it?
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| *'''Grunt''': That's not me!
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| ''Cut back to the studio.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': I'm pretty sure it is.
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| ''Cut to [[Reclaimer (level)|a battle at]] [[Sniper Alley]] on [[Requiem]]. The Unggoy Storm flees behind a rock.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': How 'bout here?
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| *'''Grunt''': Aw, that's ''nothing'' like me!
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| ''Cut to [[Battle of Installation 05|a battle in the ruins on Installation 05]]. The Unggoy Storm is hanging from a tree.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': And here?
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| *'''Grunt''': Aw, that's c-clearly somebody else!
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| ''Cut back to the studio.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': So how do you plan to survive ''The Master Chief Collection'', where players can relive every battle with the Master Chief-
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| ''The Grunt begins to look shocked.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': -over...
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| ''Master Chief mows down Grunts on [[Cairo Station (station)|Cairo Station]].''
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| *'''Interviewer''': -and over...
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| ''Master Chief [[Dawn|melees a Storm Grunt in]] the ''[[UNSC Forward Unto Dawn]]''.
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| *'''Interviewer''': -and over and over...
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| ''Chief fires from a [[M12 Chaingun Warthog|Warthog]] turret [[Requiem (level)|on Requiem]].''
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| *'''Interviewer''': -and over...
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| ''Grunts get shot down in Cairo Station and [[Sierra 117|the Kenyan jungle]].''
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| *'''Interviewer''': -and over again?
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| ''An explosion on Installation 05 sends a Grunt flying.''
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| ''Cut to the studio. The chair is knocked over and the Grunt is hiding behind the curtain, his toes poking out.''
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| *'''Interviewer''': You know we can see you, right?
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| ''The Grunt pulls his feet in.''
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| ''ALL 4 GRUNT-FRAGGING BLOCKBUSTERS IN 1''
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| ''HALO: THE MASTER CHIEF COLLECTION''
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| ''Xbox One logo.''
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| ==Sources== | | ==Sources== |
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| {{Trailer}} | | {{Trailer}} |
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| [[Category:Halo: The Master Chief Collection trailers]] | |
