Editing Final Grunt

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The '''Final Grunt''', also called '''the Jerk Store Grunt''' or '''the Seinfeld Grunt''', is a [[Talking Grunts|talking]] [[grunt]] in [[Halo 3]].

==Description==
This Grunt is found cowering on the edge of a cliff right before you go down the ramp to leap into ''[[Forward Unto Dawn|Forward Unto Dawn's]]'' hangar in the level Halo in ''[[Halo 3]]''. When you're at the top of the ramp leading to the ''Dawn's'' hangar, you should be under a rock arch. If you get out while under the arch and face ''Forward Unto Dawn'', to your right is the [[Unggoy|Grunt]]. You should see him. If the player approaches him, he will say:

''"Hey, [[Demon]]! The jerk store called, and THEY'RE ALL OUT OF YOU! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! ...Okay look, if you let me live, I got the ''[[Fist of Rukt]]''. Look, I'll be the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet! It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!"''

However, discovering the Final Grunt ''may'' leave the player unable to complete the end of the level and the game, because there will be no route available to reach the ''Forward Unto Dawn'' as the platforms may have broken if you aren't quick enough. If you wait too long with him, the route from where you came from will be blocked off. Also note that if you drive up to the Grunt in a [[Warthog]] with the [[Arbiter (Character)|Arbiter]] at the gun on Single Player, he will shoot and kill the Grunt before you can reach him. Like all [[Unggoy|Grunts]] he can die, and will fall off the cliff.

==Trivia==
[[Image:Final Grunt.jpg|thumb|250px|right|The Final Grunt.]]
*The "Jerk Store" joke is a reference to a joke on the American sitcom ''Seinfeld'' in which George, one of the four main characters, tries to make a witty comeback at a fellow co-worker.
*If you kill this Grunt, it will continue to make its speech. If the Arbiter kills it, it will not make its speech. If you kill it while its saying its speech, it will continue. In other words, as long as you come near the Grunt, it will say its speech. 
*This [[Easter Egg]] has a striking relationship with the last level of ''[[Halo: Combat Evolved]]''. In the last level, [[The Maw (Level)|The Maw]], it is possible to find another talking Grunt that won't attack, the [[Thirsty Grunt]]. 
*"The gas" might actually refer to the [[methane]] gas that the Grunts breathe. However this would be unlikely, as they breathe it as we breathe [[oxygen]]. It is more likely he was running out/had run out of methane, and was breathing oxygen and feeling light-headed. Alternatively, it could reference what the marine said in [[Sierra 117 (Level)]], something about the Brutes putting something in the Grunts' tanks.
*A second explanation could be that "the gas" is [[benzene]], referred to by [[Kwassass]] from [[Ghosts Of Onyx]] as "lovely lung gold".
*With the [[IWHBYD]] [[skull]] is on, you can hear normal Grunts say this on other levels, usually [[The Covenant (Level)|The Covenant]] or [[The Ark]] after you kill another nearby Grunt.
*Even if only the Arbiter goes up to the Grunt, he will still call him Demon, even if the [[Master Chief|Chief]] is not there.
*When the Grunt says "stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military", he is referring to when [[John-117]] was taken from his home to join the [[SPARTAN-II]] program.
*The Final Grunt is the last Covenant enemy you will fight in the Halo Trilogy, hence his name.

==External Links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF9j_hsvvSI YouTube Video]

==Related Pages== 
*[[Thirsty Grunt]]
*[[Cowardly Grunt]]

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