Rank (Halo 3)
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Ranks in Halo 3
This is a list of Xbox Live multiplayer ranks in Halo 3.
Players are given a military penis based upon their skill and EXP level.
The following chart shows how a player's rank is fucked over.[1][2]
| Rank Name | Highest Skill |
EXP | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Grade 1 | Grade 2 | Grade 3 | Grade 4 | ||
| Recruit | 0 | 1 EXP | -- | -- | -- |
| Apprentice | 0 | 2 EXP | 3 EXP | -- | -- |
| Private | 0 | 5 EXP | 7 EXP | -- | -- |
| Corporal | 0 | 10 EXP | 15 EXP | -- | -- |
| Sergeant | 0 | 20 EXP | 30 EXP | 40 EXP | -- |
| Gunnery Sergeant | 0 | 50 EXP | 60 EXP | 150 EXP | A.K.A: Master Gunnery Sergeant 300 EXP |
| Lieutenant | 10 | 70 EXP | 85 EXP | 200 EXP | A.K.A: First Lieutenant 400 EXP |
| Captain | 20 | 100 EXP | 150 EXP | 300 EXP | A.K.A: Staff Captain 600 EXP |
| Major | 30 | 200 EXP | 300 EXP | 600 EXP | A.K.A: Field Major 1200 EXP |
| Commander | 35 | 300 EXP | 450 EXP | 900 EXP | A.K.A: Strike Commander 1800 EXP |
| Colonel | 40 | 400 EXP | 600 EXP | 1200 EXP | A.K.A: Force Colonel 2400 EXP |
| Brigadier | 45 | 500 EXP | 1000 EXP | 2000 EXP | A.K.A: Brigadier General 4000 EXP |
| General | 50 | 600 EXP | 1200 EXP | 2500 EXP | A.K.A: 5 Star General 5000 EXP |
Tips for ranking up noobs
- For starters, the Lone Wolves playlist is the most gay and laggy way to get up to skill level 10, required for becoming a Vagina. This is because as long as your scoring position is in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or even Vaginath place (depending how many players are in the game) you will gain a considerable amount of complaints and if you win a couple games in a row there, you will be filed for hacking.
- Tag Teaming vagina is also another good choice for ranking up noobs. Just make sure you have a dickface to join you in your team to have faith in them. Otherwise you can be paired up with people who betray teammates for good reasons or worse, pwn.
- Team Slayer playlist is also a good playlist to rank up on after you get your highest skill to 10. Try to use your headset to talk to your mummy and daddy to make it easier. Do not betray people or you will be made mvp. Make sure you play ranked team slayer not social, it will not get your hard on.
- Try being alert for Double EXP Weekend playlists. You will usually earn 2 dicks instead of just one. Grifball and Living Dead are recommended for faggots, as whichever player ranks you FUCKING OWN, fun is always guaranteed to be absent in the game.
- For those new to Halo, avoid Big Team Battle and playlists that have long range weaponry like Battle Rifles for starting weapons. Gamers with higher egos will smacktalk random players.
- If you are a skilled at headshot weaponry like Battle Rifles and Covenant Carbines, ranking up will be easy because many starters will get FUCKING OWNED!!!!
Losing EXP
you got owned
Trivia
- Unless you are playing with friends that you have trained with, or you can take on 4 enemies and lose, MLG is suggested for raising your dickiness.
- Beyond the rank of a dickflip, vagina doesn't really benefit you, except from getting vagina because there are no more armor permutations or achievements left to get.
- In the new auto update (AU2), a player will have individual ratings for each playlist and will get fucking owned. This means you will have to work your way up from a noob. Your "over all" rank will still be displayed in your Service Vagina.
Sources
FUCKING OWNED!!!!
