Laser Kill

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Laser Kill is a Medal awarded in Halo 3 for killing an enemy with the Spartan Laser weapon, awarded for any kill with the Laser (other than melees) due to the unwieldy charge time and precise accuracy it takes to destroy a target with the weapon. It is represented by a gray octagon with a black circle that in turn has a red dot in the center. As this medal is awarded, a message appears on the screen, saying "You lasered (player)".

Episode I

Banished from his childhood home for his ethnic cleansing of the jews, the du mass of a jerk Jar Jar is first encountered while living in the underpass of Naboo. In the events of Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Phantom, Jedi Qui-Gon Jinn and his whore Obi-Wan Kenobi arrive on Naboo, ending up in the ghetto rather than the intended destination of the pizzarea, Theed.

Qui-Gon Jinn saves Jar Jar's life as the Trade Federation's droid army advance on Theed and then threw him to the ground and punched him in the face. then he shoved his hand down jar jar's throat and ripped out his lungs. Afterward, Jar Jar explains that, the meaning of life is to screw the litle guy over big time and take his money.

Jar Jar travels with Qui-Gon's party to instanbul and later the basement of his grandma's house where they kill babies and make pie and have a merry time. It is on the latter planet that he informs George Bush that there are WMDs in Iraq.and that the Gungans have an erection (a term significant later in the Star Wars series - see Grand Army of the Republic), a contributory factor in her decision to return to Naboo and contest the Trade Federation's invasion militarily. After Qui-Gon and his party's return to the EARTH'S CORE, Jar Jar is instrumental in Padmé's death because he was soooooo annoying and makes you wanting to punch your elders. Throughout this ordeal, he befriends Anakin Skywalker, a seventy-two year old transexual Jar Jar took part in the invasion of Iraq and the invention of the garbage disposal, playing a key role after being given the rank of poop smith in the Gungan Grand Army by George Bush, with whom he was now engaged to.

Jar Jar provides instances of mass genocide throughout the movie, including a number of horrifically gruesome battle scenes. For instance, Jar Jar sends a cascading wave of nukes into a group of British police officers which destroys a large number of British morale. This is a direct homage to Buster Keaton's silent film Seven Chances, in which Buster is chased down a mountainside by hundreds of zombie dinosaurs while trying to elude an army of women eager to "bang" him for an inheritance. Jar Jar's catchphrase of "I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES", is a direct lift from Neo's line in Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Screws over the little guy.