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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
After a [[Slipspace]] explosion, the smart [[AI]] [[Melissa (A.I.)|Melissa]] was sent from the year [[2552]] to [[2004]] and crashed on the server of a beekeeper's website. Because of the crash, the [[human]] part of her mind known as the [[Sleeping Princess]] managed to escape from the code that had imprisoned her. She wrote her story out in haiku format, and hid the haikus in corrupted images on the website.  
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After a [[Slipspace]] explosion, the smart [[Artificial intelligence|AI]] [[Melissa (AI)|Melissa]] was sent from the year [[2552]] to [[2004]] and crashed on the server of a beekeeper's website. Because of the crash, the [[human]] part of her mind known as the [[Sleeping Princess]] managed to escape from the code that had imprisoned her. She wrote her story out in haiku format, and hid the haikus in corrupted images on the website.  


The Sleeping Princess writes in a fairy tale type fashion and refers to real life characters by fairy tale names:
The Sleeping Princess writes in a fairy tale type fashion and refers to real life characters by fairy tale names:
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==Haikus==
==Haikus==
The Sleeping Princess <br />
 
woke up alone and frightened <br />
The Sleeping Princess <br>
woke up alone and frightened <br>
but now I have friends  
but now I have friends  
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Dana is a friend. <br />
Dana is a friend. <br>
She is a girl like me, I think, <br />
She´s a girl like me, I think, <br>
fresh and full of fun!  
fresh and full of fun!  
----
----
Sometimes D is slow <br />
Sometimes D is slow <br>
Have to keep an eye on her, <br />
Have to keep an eye on her, <br>
hers a ´sheltered life´
hers a ´sheltered life´
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D. like a sister <br />
D. like a sister <br>
Someone not old to talk to, <br />
Someone not old to talk to, <br>
Better than the queen!
Better than the queen!
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The Queen is very <br />
The Queen is very <br>
serious and I am not <br />
serious and I am not <br>
She makes me giggle!  
She makes me giggle!  
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The queen will try to <br />
The queen will try to <br>
chase me but I know all the <br />
chase me but I know all the <br>
hidden secret ways.
hidden secret ways.
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An artful dodger <br />
An artful dodger <br>
Living in a old castle <br />
Living in a old castle <br>
Playing hide and seek.
Playing hide and seek.
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Why do I tease her? <br />
Why do I tease her? <br>
The poor queen. Not much to do <br />
The poor queen. Not much to do <br>
for fun around here?  
for fun around here?  
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----
Sealed in an airtight <br />
Sealed in an airtight <br>
container. It's not as much <br />
container. It's not as much <br>
Fun as it sounds like.
Fun as it sounds like.
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You sent me stories <br />
You sent me stories <br>
Mysterious, exciting <br />
Mysterious, exciting <br>
I read all of them!  
I read all of them!  
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----
All the notes you sent! <br />
All the notes you sent! <br>
You are all the very best <br />
You are all the very best <br>
Thanks for chatting, lots!
Thanks for chatting, lots!
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----
What a funny way <br />
What a funny way <br>
you talk, old fashioned, but now <br />
you talk, old fashioned, but now <br>
I can do it too!
I can do it too!
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All day long I like <br />
All day long I like <br>
to spy and tell you what I <br />
to spy and tell you what I <br>
saw and heard this week  
saw and heard this week  
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A certain Princess <br />
A certain Princess <br>
Found the old Queen's diary. <br />
Found the old Queen's diary. <br>
She might have peeked some.
She might have peeked some.
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One—Widow's thin legs <br />
One—Widow's thin legs <br>
Like needles, click down the hall <br />
Like needles, click down the hall <br>
The flea goes quite still.
The flea goes quite still.
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Two—The Pious Flea <br />
Two—The Pious Flea <br>
Flick he leaps, into a crack <br />
Flick he leaps, into a crack <br>
She does not go by.
She does not go by.
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Three—She spies the flea <br />
Three—She spies the flea <br>
Her legs come up, her jaws they <br />
Her legs come up, her jaws they <br>
snap. He´s in trouble.
snap. He´s in trouble.
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Four—She bites and pop! <br />
Four—She bites and pop! <br>
It seems there´s no more flea: but <br />
It seems there´s no more flea: but <br>
There he is again!
There he is again!
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Five—he skips the hall <br />
Five—he skips the hall <br>
Jumping for the great throne room <br />
Jumping for the great throne room <br>
She comes on behind.  
She comes on behind.  
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Six—She cuts him off <br />
Six—She cuts him off <br>
at the conservatory! <br />
at the conservatory! <br>
But he leapfrogs her!
But he leapfrogs her!
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Seven—Down the stairs <br />
Seven—Down the stairs <br>
But her legs are very long <br />
But her legs are very long <br>
Wicked pointed things!  
Wicked pointed things!  
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Eight—There is the Queen! <br />
Eight—There is the Queen! <br>
Quick he leaps onto her throne <br />
Quick he leaps onto her throne <br>
new friend, says queen.
new friend, says queen.
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When the widow was <br />
When the widow was <br>
broken to bits, nobody <br />
broken to bits, nobody <br>
seemed very upset.
seemed very upset.
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Queen´s new counselor <br />
Queen´s new counselor <br>
´seek evade reveal resist? <br />
´seek evade reveal resist? <br>
Whispers in her ear.
Whispers in her ear.
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Something very big <br />
Something very big <br>
Is coming very very <br />
Is coming very very <br>
soon. I don´t know what.
soon. I don´t know what.


[[Category:I Love Bees]]
[[Category:I Love Bees]]

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