Unggoy/Quotes

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Halo 3

Note: Some of these quotes may need the IWHBYD Skull active to be heard.

• "Quick question, have you ever wondered off, to go look for the enemy, and NOT ended up dead??"
• "When has US looking for IT EVER been a good idea?!"
• "Im not chasing it, it looked ferocious"
• "You GIANT, BULLYING, MONSTER!"
• Grunt 1 "At this time if he gets us, and rips off our tiny heads, takes off our gas tanks and humps us with his big demony butt..."
  • Grunt 2 "Ha-ha, we deserve it!" - When fleeing (IWHBYD needed).
• "Open up and say 'ahhh!'" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade, IWHBYD notneeded.
• "You're the man!" - When blasted with a grenade, IWHBYD needed.
• "Suck it, Heretic!"
• "I'll get you, you big, giant, FREAK!"
• "Here's one for your mama!"
• "Time to open up a can of whoop-ass!"
• "Look at his gloves! He'll crush us with those!"
• "Come out, come out, wherever you are!"
• "I'm going to spank myself a Demon!"
• "I thought I would never fight the Demon!"
• "NO, NO, NO!"
• Grunt 1: "I will miss you!" Grunt 2:"I will too...I guess."
• "He still wields the Hammer!" - when a Grunt sees you with a Gravity Hammer.
• "He's got a Hammer!" same as above.
• "Come out and taste the Grunty justice!"
• "We have to stop the Demon!"* "My buddy's gone!" - When a fellow Grunt is dead.
• "The Demon's going to get me!"
• "Scatter!"
• "Now they're using a Ghost!"
• "I bet I can stick it!"
• "Please don't kill me!"
• "Leader dead, FLEE!" - when leader dies.
• "I'll get ya, you BIG, BULLYING, JERK!"
• "Time to die, Demon!"
• "This is the end for me!"
• "Feet don't fail me now!" - When last one left alive.
• "KILL!" - When in combat.
• "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" - When blasted in the air by a Grenade.
• "Take away its girl, and it turns into a bitch!"
• "Someone counter snipe that guy!"
• "BUGGER!"
• "It's not fair!"
• "Here, I'll help" - When throwing a Grenade.
• "Hooray!" - When the Master Chief is dead.
• "Someone help, I'm fighting Demon!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Run away!" - Same as above.
• "Die!" - Same as above.
• "Owowowowowowow!" - When shot.
• "Stupid bully!" - When a Grunt is fighting the Master Chief.
• "Uh-oh, Grenade!"
• "Move up!"
• "I'll help."
• "Flare! Move!"
• "You sick bastard!"
• "It's safe to come out, this is... Sergeant Humanoid. Uhh....Yeah" - When hiding.
• "You killed my best friend!"
• "Disaster" - This may be said when a lot of Grunts or Brutes are getting killed.
• "You killed my friends!" - When you kill lots of Grunts.
• "He was my nipple mate!" - When nearby Grunt is killed.
• "You killed my nipple mate!" - Same as above.
• "Arbiter, you've just been spanked!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "They...killed them...Those monsters!" - When you killed all Grunts in the area.
• "It's a nightmare!" - If you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Run for our lives, we're leaderless!" - If you kill their leader.
• "Bad guy!"
• "You're going down, big guy!"
• "Oh no, he's here." - When one sees you.
• "Oh no."
• "He killed Yayap!" - If another Grunt is killed by you.
• "What will I do without him?" - When one Grunt finds a dead Grunt, but is not attacking the player.
• "I wish I was back at the nipple!" - When running away from the Master Chief.
• "It's the Demon! He's going to tear off my arms and use them as Maracas!"
• "KAMIKAZE! KAMIKAZE!..." - Said until killed. Usually as a Grunt goes Kamikaze.
• "I bet I can stick it!" - Said by a Suicidal Grunt when he charges at a player with dual armed Plasma Grenades.
• "Enjoy my bright. Blue. Balls!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "My light, guides the Journey!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze
• "Faith and devotion!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Follow the light, brothers!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "Oooha" - Said by a Grunt going kamikaze (IWHBYD skull might be required)
• "Help me stick you!" - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• *Hums the Halo 3 theme* - Said by a Grunt when going kamikaze.
• "I get his boots." - When you die.
• "I get his helmet." - When you die.
• "Let me live!" - When running away.
• "Can I have his helmet? Brute master make Ultra." - Random.
• "I'm gonna eat your liver on a cracker!"
• "Now he's invisible!" - When he cannot see where you are attacking from.
• "This is doom of biblical proportions!" - When you kill a lot of enemies.
• "Oh Jesus!" - When a Grunt sees you.
• "It's time for the Grunty Punishment!"
• "He was my friend...." - When nearby Grunt is killed.
• "The Germans are coming! I mean, the Arbiter’s coming!"
• "I was wrong to shoot you, I see that now!"
• "Man, every time we play a hide and seek game where you're suppose to hide, there's no point in you hiding, because I like always know where exactly you are. Its like go hide, and I already know where you're gonna go!"
• "No my sweet sweet prince like George, don't die..."
• "Hey, maybe we should stick our heads out!" - More than one Grunt camping in a Bubble Shield.
• "He killed Jub Jub!" - This could refer to the fact that in Star Wars Battlefront, creating a profile called Jub Jub will cause everyone to be short and stubby, like a Grunt.
• "In the brochure it said this would be fun!"
• "Oh, this sucks. I'm going north!"
• "How can something so big hide for so long?" - When hiding.
• "No! You killed George! We went to college together; he was on my team!" - After killing another Grunt.
• "Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip..no, Flip-Yap was his brother! Don't tell me I don't know Flip-Yap! Flip-Yap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he's dead!" - After killing another Grunt (Only with IWHBYD skull active).
• "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called and they're all out of you. Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, unnhh! Okay look, you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt, I'll be the father. I'll polish your boots, I'll polish your helmet. It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!" - Final Grunt.
• "I knew I should have taken that leadership class."
• "Green armour - good camouflage. Shiny green armour - not so good!"
• "Catch!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Ooh, ooh! I got dibs on his chestplate!" - After you die.
• "Demon, you big bully!!"
• "Flare!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "We suck together, we fight together!"
• "I hate you you big robot!" - very rare
• "The Demon will kill us all!!" - When you killed several Grunts.
• "My Grunty claws will pinch!!"
• "You killed Poon-Flip. Flippiest poon I ever knew."
• "The Demon alive? That's a bad thing."
• "Please....don't kill me...."
• "We killed the Traitor!!" - When the Arbiter is killed by Grunts.
• "Arbiter, NO!!" - When the Arbiter is about to kill the Grunt.
• "They killed him too!!" - Usually when the Brute of the Grunt's squad is dead.
• "What the?" - When the Grunt is rudely awoken.
• "Oh man, he's OK! Ruunn!!" - Upon discovering that the Master Chief or any of the other characters are fine.
• "What a world!" - Said when a most of a Covenant group is wiped out.
• "Oh my God!!! Look at his gloves! He's going to strangle us all!!" - Rare, IWHBYD needed.
• "I didn't sign up for THIS!!"
• "We're leaderless, RUN AWAY!"
• "Bring it, ugly!!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "I found the Arbiter!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I kill you, tough guy.."
• "Commander's dead. Flee, please!" - When the Brute in command is dead.
• "This one's for your momma!" - Throwing a Grenade.
• "Plasma throw!" - Throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Eat this, you jerk!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "You mother..." - Rarely heard. When seeing another Grunt killed in battle.
• "Rukt...fist...Merry Christmas..." - When sleeping.
• "Rukt..." - When sleeping.
• "Fist of Rukt." - When sleeping.
• "Heres some candy!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Open up and say 'Ah'!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade.
• "Get that guy!"
• "Not me!" - Wishing he doesn't get killed upon seeing the Arbiter or the Master Chief wreaking havoc on his allies.
• "I will miss you, sharer of my gas." - When another Grunt is killed.
• "Look at him!" - Laughing a little, when your shields are down yet you still charge at the Grunts.
• "I didn't order the Demon on the Menu!" - IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Die, Heretic!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter, and oddly, the Master Chief as well.
• "Please don't kill me, I won't tell the Prophet!!"
• "He's raping me!" - If a body falls on it, such as being thrown from a Grenade detonation.
• "Ahhh! Get it off of me!" - The same as above.
• "This one's for your mother!" - When throwing a Grenade, with IWHBYD on.
• "The Demon is gonna eat me!!!" - When a Grunt is scared and running from the Master Chief.
• "Meaty pus bag!" - When you are slaughtering the Grunts.
• "How many times have you seen a Grunt go looking for the enemy and NOT get killed?" - IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "The Demon! RUN AWAAAAY! Oh wait, it's the Arbiter."
• "Arbiter and Demon!"
• "I'm SORRY about what happened to your planet!" - When about to be killed by the Master Chief.
• "How about me be on your side, and you no kill me. Deal?"
• "The Prophets made me do it!" - Begging mercy.
• "But I'm just following orders!" - Rare, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "Suck it, Demon!" Then sometimes follows "Open up and say 'Ah'!" Or other way around also "Demon Flare!"
• "Oh my God, he killed them all, RUN!"
• "What now, Demon?" - After the Master Chief dies.
• "My dragon claws will pinch!"
• "Holy flare to light the Great Journey!"
• "Nipple mate, you jerk!!!" - When fellow Grunt is killed.
• "If you let me live, I'll find your girlfriend! As sappy as that quest might be, I will find your girlfriend!" - About Cortana, when being followed by the Master Chief.
• "It's not fair!" - When seeing fellow Grunts die.
• "Me SpecOps! Me take Demon down, haha!" - When a SpecOps Grunt spots the Master Chief.
• "Well, I guess it's one on one... Do you accept forfeits?? Please?!?" - Last Grunt alive.
• "AYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA, OHHHHHHHH, YAAAAAAHHHH, OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" - Kamikaze Grunt.
• "He led us to die!!! F**ing monkey!" - To the dead Brute.
• "Such a sucky race, me eat! It will set aside food nip for a while!" - To the dead Jackal.
• "Bow chicka, wow wow! To you, human." - When a Grunt sees a Female Marine. A Red vs Blue reference.
• "The Arbiter's a p***s!" - When the Arbiter dies, IWHBYD Skull needed.
• "You've killed my brother for the last time!" - When you kill random Grunt.
• "He was my best friend, what am I gonna do without him?"
• "They'll reward me for your head demon!"
• "You know, at this point if the Demon gets us he'll rip out our little skulls and take off our backpacks and hump us with his big, demony butt, we deserved it..." - Rare IWHBYD probably required.
• "Fuck you!" - When sees Master Chief. Needs IWHBYD.
• "Did you watch that new Youtube Poop?" - Very Rare, IWHBYD skull needed.
• "The Prophets are gonna love this!" - When Master Chief or the Arbiter is killed.
• "We destroyed the Arbiter!" - When the Arbiter is killed.
• "It Bleeds? WE WIN!" - Rare, IWHBYD skull possibly needed.
• "Enemy, there over there!" - Upon seeing any sorts of enemy.
• "I call his gun!" - Rare.
• "I'm a killing machine" - When single Grunt kills both Master Chief and Arbiter (IWHBYD not required)
• "Think of what me and my nipple mate did behind that rock....." - Rare.
• "I hope the Great Journey has nipples...." - A Grunt about to be killed.
• "Nothing but teats and tedium, they said..." - When Master Chief is seen
• "What a world!" - when running away.
• "For the Covenant!"
• "Enemy is advancing."
• "Together, as we share our gas!"
• "For the nipple!" - When throwing a Plasma Grenade or attacking.
• "The demon's dead! We'll be heroes!" - When they kill the master chief. IWHBYD may be required.
• "What IS that?!" - When he spots a Pure Form on The Covenant, might need IWHBYD.

The I Would Have Been Your Daddy Skull is helpful to hear these rarer quotes, while a few require the "I Would Have Been Your Daddy".

• "He killed Flabjab!"(Rare)
• "It's safe to come out! This is sergeant...Smith...sengensen."
• "But...I don't WANNA die!"
• "Stupid brutes, telling us to listen to the stupid prophets, about some stupid journey with the stupid gods and the stupid demons" - On The Covenant, near the end when grunt sees the flood coming.
• "Hurray, he's dead! Run!"- After killing brute leader.
• "He's got a big whacking stick, and he's whacking it." - If carrying a Gravity Hammer, IWHBYD required.
• "It's the mighty Fist of Rukt!" - Same as above.
• "Demon, this is all just a big misunderstanding."- Rare.
• "Quick, apologize!" - When being charged by the Master Chief, rare.
• "Oh no, He's got the Fist of Rukt!!"
• "The Brutes! The BRUTES made us do it!"
• "This is a BIBLICAL kind of doom!"
• "This game isn't fun."
• "I don't like this game."
• "I'm gonna tear out your intestines and wear 'em as a necklace!"
• "Have pity Demon."
• "I'll investigate! Someone get me one of those Sherlock Holmes hats! With a pipe!"
• "I'll cross my fingers and...Oh, crap! I don't have enough fingers!"
• "It's a nightmare!" - When you're killing loads of Grunts.
• "I not know how to quit you!" - When a Grunt gets stuck by a Plasma Grenade by another Grunt.
• "Demon at twelve 'clock... anyone have a watch? - When Master Chief is directly in from of the Grunt, IWHBYD needed.
• "He's getting up!!" - When the Arbiter is killed but comes back to life on single player campaign.
• "Charge, backwards!"
• "I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet!" - Low morale, IWHBYD required
• "The demon approaches."
• "Don't kill me! Look, I'll ask a Prophet! They might make a space for you on the Great Journey!"
• "Walk the path brother. I...I will follow." - Heard when a fellow Grunt is killed.
• "It's a nightmare!"
• "Clear the way!"
• "For the Prophets!"
• "Ready...DIE!!!"
• "Please enjoy my fresh bright blue balls!!!" - When kamikaze.
• "Witness my belief!"
• "On my way!"
• "Meaty Pus Bags!" - When mad at Chief or Marines.
• "Catastrophe!"
• "Get Down!"
• "I think I just wet myself!"
• "Oh turds, here he is!"
• "Get Some!"
• "I'm Leaving!!!"
• "We're Doomed!"
• "Oh Dear No!"
• "Now I got ya!"
• "I will take you down!"
• "We can team up and take you down!"
• "Don't provoke the Demon."
• "I just wet myself."
• "No Great Journey for you Demon."
• "Should we come out of cover, what if he's still there?"
• "You're only human."
• "Demon, you are weak."
• "Eat it Demon."
• "This is the end for me."
• "Why did they stop shooting?"
• "Monster!"
• "I killed the Demon!" - When a Grunt kills Master Chief.
• "I'll get ya, ya big bully!"
• "Ok, bring up the Fist of Rukt!"
• "Can no one kill the Demon!?"
• "He's found me!"
• "Game Over!"
• "Ok Ok, I'll share the nipple!"
• "Charge!...Backwards!!"
• "Suffer Heretic!"
• "Here's some candy!" - When throwing a grenade.
• "No...No...No!!!!" - When a fellow Grunt is killed.
• "I have methane, you want?" With IWHBYD skull on.
• "I wanna go home."
• "You like that one Demon!? Huh!? Do you like that!?" - Grunt after killing or sticking Master Chief, rare.
• "Ready to go out there?" "what if hes still there?" - Grunts in hiding.
• "Zombie!" - Upon seeing dead player again after respawn, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "Stupid Sasquatch! He's killed us all! - Referring to a dead Brute.
• "Hey it's the elite guy!" - Said when sighting the arbiter in co-op. RARE
• "Stop molesting me" Rare, IWHBYD is needed, happens when you shoot a Grunt that is running away
• "He wont be able to withstand the power of a Grunt!" When charging at a Grunt who is firing at you.
• "FLARES FOREVER!"
• "BIG BULLY!"
• "I'm Bleeding!" - When injured.
• "Show pity Demon!"
• "What is this game on legendary!" IWHBYD needed. Rare.
• "You know at this point, if the Demon gets us, shoots out our little skulls, and takes our backpacks, and humps us with his big, demony, butt, we deserve it."
• "Thanks to you Arbiter my family can't get enough gas, enough nipple" - IWHBYD is needed. Rare.
• "Oh yay! He miraculously revived!" - Upon seeing the Arbiter recover after being knocked out in single player.
• "Oh, i think i crapped myself..." - Rare.
• "Wait, take my gas! Take my gas!"
• "Let me live!" - When running away, IWHBYD possibly needed.
• "This is a biblical cause of doom!" - Said when he sees Master Chief, IWHBYD needed
• "I'll chase him, and I'll catch him, and then I won't know what to do."
• "Look, I teabagged him with my blue ball!" - Said when a grunt sticks you in the face with IWHBYD on and the plasma grenade must cover most of your visor.
• "It's our former Commander." - Upon seeing the Arbiter.
• "I can't run while I'm scared!" - Panicking grunt.
• "(Grunt) Cover me I'm going in. (Another Grunt) No its your fault Flipyap died!" - Rare if two grunts are hiding and one looks for the enemy. The IWHBYD skull may be needed.
• "I stole his dummy!" - Grunt when seeing the Master Chief running away.
• "Take that!"
• "Mother!" - When a grunt is about to die, kinda rare.
• "Should we go out there?" - When behind cover not noticing the player behind them.
• "Maybe we should let him go." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Its not like them to stop firing." - On Ark while in cover.
• "Shnamamamamamaaa!!!! Nanana naaaaaaa Naaaanaaannaaaanaaaaa" (Halo CE Jingle)- Kamakazi grunt
• "Great dogs of dungeoness!!"
• "Okay, I ask the prophets if they can give you a place in the Great Journey."- Grunt when panicking, IWHBYD may be needed.
• "I have you now!" - When a grunt goes kamikaze
• "Aiyiyiyi, KAMIKAZE!"-same as above
• "I'll getcha, you big jerk!"-when Master Chief kills some grunts
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been sniped!" - When a Jackal snipes and kills the Arbiter and a Grunt saw it.
• (Singsong voice): "Oooah aaaaaah!" - When a grenade blows up in a Grunt's face and he goes flying.
• "Haha! Arbiter, you have been spiked!" - When a Brute comes and unloads a magazine of Spiker onto the Arbiter, thus killing the Arbiter.
• "Father, wait, please spare me!" - When Chief and the Arbiter kill a pack of Grunts, and the Arbiter is about to kill the last one with a melee.
• "Why is he chasing me!!!"
• "No! My trusty (possibly Grunty) partner, don't die! (sobs)"
• "If I chase him and I catch him and then I don't know what to do."
• "I can't run when I'm scared!"
• "You're unfit for nipple!"
• "Flare over human!" - throwing a Plasma Grenade
• "You killed Yubyub/Yapap/Yipyap/ZubZub!"
• "It's the Arbitor! The prissy one with the hand-me-down armor!" 

Halo 3: ODST

• "Save yourself!" - when inches away from death.

• "Over there!" - if player or ally is spotted.