Reach
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Our coke factory among the stars... Doctor Coke Gaysley
The planet Reach was a massive can of coke in space that created coke. It was surrounded by a band of killer space pebbles to defend against the Cokevnant they were also called killer Asteroids but Coke Gaysley soon got annoyed of it and ordered anyone who said it to be put through a fatal biological Augmentation to kill them.
Reach was so cool sometimes even referred as l33t by Master ch33f. Of course the Cokevnant got tired of all the coke and begged to turn it into a Piss factory instead (The Cokevnant love pissup and pissfountainz drinks). But Coke Gaysley the bitch she is refused and the Cokevnant Leader Emperor Chinballz II decided to invade. Then happend the fall of Reach unfortunatly Master Ch33f was unable to save Reach because he recently ragequitted from a Halo Wars game and vowed to not play Halo for the rest of the day. So the fall of reach occured and everyone was pissed.
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