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{{Status|Apocrypha}}
{{era|ILB}}
{{AxonClips}}
{{AxonClips}}


{{TOCright}}
=="The Devil" (Kamal)==
==Kamal: "The Devil"==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 9min 34sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 9min 34sec]
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/offline.wav offline]


===Offline===
'''(some typing, [[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]] goes offline)'''<br />'''Kamal/Offline''': Heh, looks like the mask is working. I'm offline, but as far as my data profile in [[New Jersey]] knows, I'll be living my normal life.<br />
{{Listen|title=Offline
|filename=ILB_Offline.ogg
}}
'''(some typing, [[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]] goes offline)'''<br />'''Kamal/Offline''': Heh, looks like the mask is working. I'm offline, but as far as my data profile in [[Wikipedia:New Jersey|New Jersey]] knows, I'll be living my normal life.<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]''': You even know how we're going to get there?<br />
'''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]''': You even know how we're going to get there?<br />
'''Kamal''': I was going to figure that out next. Hang on...<br />
'''Kamal''': I was going to figure that out next. Hang on...<br />
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'''Sophia''': Yeah, I know you did.<br />
'''Sophia''': Yeah, I know you did.<br />


===Packbus===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/packbus.wav packbus]
{{Listen|title=Packbus
 
|filename=ILB_Packbus.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Sophie, you can't come--<br />
'''Kamal''': Sophie, you can't come--<br />
'''Sophia''': --The packbus has a driver and a couple passengers on the grid. They fill the rest of the seats with refues. A couple of blue chips should get us as far as Reno.<br />
'''Sophia''': --The packbus has a driver and a couple passengers on the grid. They fill the rest of the seats with refues. A couple of blue chips should get us as far as Reno.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Well there was this aunt and uncle, supposed to look after me... it didn't work out.
'''Sophia''': Well there was this aunt and uncle, supposed to look after me... it didn't work out.


===Burned out apartment===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/burned_out_apartment.wav burned_out_apartment]
{{Listen|title=Burned out apartment
 
|filename=ILB_Burned_out_apartment.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Did your parents know?<br />
'''Kamal''': Did your parents know?<br />
'''Sophia''': I spent a year in camps, another year after that squatting... I found this burned out apartment, but by a miracle it still had running water and that was the key.<br />
'''Sophia''': I spent a year in camps, another year after that squatting... I found this burned out apartment, but by a miracle it still had running water and that was the key.<br />
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'''Kamal''': You have to marry Aiden, dammit!  
'''Kamal''': You have to marry Aiden, dammit!  


===Refuse girl===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/refuse_girl.wav refuse_girl]
{{Listen|title=Refuse girl
 
|filename=ILB_Refuse_girl.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''': Ya, okay. There was something I never expected to hear myself say.(laughs)<br />
'''Kamal''': Ya, okay. There was something I never expected to hear myself say.(laughs)<br />
'''Sophia''': You're eager to get rid of me. Heh, not so pretty now that you know I'm just another refuse girl.<br />
'''Sophia''': You're eager to get rid of me. Heh, not so pretty now that you know I'm just another refuse girl.<br />
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'''Sophia''': 5:30 Kamal. Don't be late.<br />
'''Sophia''': 5:30 Kamal. Don't be late.<br />


===Immigration===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/immigration.wav immigration]
{{Listen|title=Immigration
 
|filename=ILB_Immigration.ogg
}}
'''Liaison''': Ms.Basarian<br />
'''Liaison''': Ms.Basarian<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm here to post bail for... you're not a Berkeley cop. You're immigration.<br />
'''Sophia''': I'm here to post bail for... you're not a Berkeley cop. You're immigration.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Miss Bosseron.. is fine.<br />
'''Sophia''': Miss Bosseron.. is fine.<br />


===Tooth fairy===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tooth_fairy.wav tooth_fairy]
{{Listen|title=Tooth fairy
 
|filename=ILB_Tooth_fairy.ogg
}}
'''Liaison''': We think Dr.Zaman may have done some, uh, moonlighting, for your boyfriend.<br />
'''Liaison''': We think Dr.Zaman may have done some, uh, moonlighting, for your boyfriend.<br />
'''Sophia''': No, no, I don't think so. Kamal's a medical student.<br />
'''Sophia''': No, no, I don't think so. Kamal's a medical student.<br />
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'''Liaison''': Yeah, it's like that.<br />
'''Liaison''': Yeah, it's like that.<br />


===Real trusting===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/real_trusting.wav real_trusting]
{{Listen|title=Real trusting
 
|filename=ILB_Real_trusting.ogg
}}
'''Sophia''': So what happened? Aiden forget to pay you this month?<br />
'''Sophia''': So what happened? Aiden forget to pay you this month?<br />
'''Liaison''': Oh, let's just cut the crap okay? Get to the part where you tell me where Kamal has gone, and where he stashes his chips.<br />
'''Liaison''': Oh, let's just cut the crap okay? Get to the part where you tell me where Kamal has gone, and where he stashes his chips.<br />
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'''Sophia''': Aiden's real trusting that way.<br />
'''Sophia''': Aiden's real trusting that way.<br />


===That dress===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/that_dress.wav that_dress]
{{Listen|title=That dress
 
|filename=ILB_That_dress.ogg
'''Liaison''': And you don't know where doctor Zaman is huh? Maybe if you slept on that. Here. You know, in a cell.<br />
}}
'''Liaison''': And you don't know where Dr. Zaman is huh? Maybe if you slept on that. Here. You know, in a cell.<br />
'''Sophia''': Hey, it's got a roof. I've slept in worse places.<br />
'''Sophia''': Hey, it's got a roof. I've slept in worse places.<br />
'''Liaison''': Ah, Sophia. Sophie, Sophie, Sophie... You know, there is nothing between you and the big bad world but that dress and my good will. So...<br />
'''Liaison''': Ah, Sophia. Sophie, Sophie, Sophie... You know, there is nothing between you and the big bad world but that dress and my good will. So...<br />
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Tell you what. Tell me where to find Kamal, and you and your boyfriend walk. Hold out on me, I send you back to the camps. And, I will make it my business to see you never get out. <br />
Tell you what. Tell me where to find Kamal, and you and your boyfriend walk. Hold out on me, I send you back to the camps. And, I will make it my business to see you never get out. <br />


===The devil===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_devil.wav the_devil]
{{Listen|title=The devil
 
|filename=ILB_The_devil.ogg
}}
'''Liaison''': Is the choice really so hard? Hm?<br />
'''Liaison''': Is the choice really so hard? Hm?<br />
'''Sophia''': I used to have this friend... I met her in jail. She was from Coral too. She said, all immigration cops were the devil. But you aren't the devil.<br />
'''Sophia''': I used to have this friend... I met her in jail. She was from Coral too. She said, all immigration cops were the devil. But you aren't the devil.<br />
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'''Liaison''': Send a patrolman to my office, would you please? I have some garbage I need to throw away.<br />
'''Liaison''': Send a patrolman to my office, would you please? I have some garbage I need to throw away.<br />


===Lucky guess===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/lucky_guess.wav lucky_guess]
{{Listen|title=Lucky guess
 
|filename=ILB_Lucky_guess.ogg
}}
'''[[Eleanor]]''': Mom, can I have an ice cream bar on the way home?<br />
'''[[Eleanor]]''': Mom, can I have an ice cream bar on the way home?<br />
'''Mother''': No, it'll make you sick. You can have a freezy.<br />
'''Mother''': No, it'll make you sick. You can have a freezy.<br />
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'''Eleanor''': I cried and I cried because my stomach hurt so bad.<br />
'''Eleanor''': I cried and I cried because my stomach hurt so bad.<br />
'''Kamal''': That doesn't sound right.<br />
'''Kamal''': That doesn't sound right.<br />
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/tadpoles.wav tadpoles]


===Tadpoles===
{{Listen|title=Tadpoles
|filename=ILB_Tadpoles.ogg
}}
'''Mother''': What, you're a doctor?<br />
'''Mother''': What, you're a doctor?<br />
'''Kamal''': No, but.. uh... I used to work in a hospital. How long has she had trouble?<br />
'''Kamal''': No, but.. uh... I used to work in a hospital. How long has she had trouble?<br />
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'''Kamal''': That's not food intolerance. Look, go back to the clinic, tell them... tell them she was exposed to TB.<br />
'''Kamal''': That's not food intolerance. Look, go back to the clinic, tell them... tell them she was exposed to TB.<br />


===Good for nothing===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/good_for_nothing.wav good_for_nothing]
{{Listen|title=Good for nothing
 
|filename=ILB_Good_for_nothing.ogg
}}
'''Mother''': TB?!<br />
'''Mother''': TB?!<br />
'''Kamal''': Yes. Tell them your neighbor had intestinal TB - not the kind in your lungs. Public health law says they have to test your kid if she's been exposed.<br />
'''Kamal''': Yes. Tell them your neighbor had intestinal TB - not the kind in your lungs. Public health law says they have to test your kid if she's been exposed.<br />
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'''Kamal''': It's nothing. And I'm not a doctor. But, she should get a test. <br />
'''Kamal''': It's nothing. And I'm not a doctor. But, she should get a test. <br />


===All aboard===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/all_aboard.wav all_aboard]
{{Listen|title=All aboard
 
|filename=ILB_All_aboard.ogg
}}
'''Kamal''':What time is it?<br />
'''Kamal''':What time is it?<br />
'''Mother''': Quarter past 6.<br />
'''Mother''': Quarter past 6.<br />
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'''Kamal''': Yeah. I know.<br />
'''Kamal''': Yeah. I know.<br />


==Jan: "Crystal Security"==
=="Crystal Security" (Janissary)==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 9min 35sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 9min 35sec]
===Wait outside===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wait_outside.wav wait_outside]
{{Listen|title=Wait outside
 
|filename=ILB_Wait_outside.ogg
}}
[[Durga|'''Durga''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Test, test, test. Can you all hear me? Jan?<br />
[[Durga|'''Durga''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Test, test, test. Can you all hear me? Jan?<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]''': Check.<br />
'''[[Janissary James|Jan]]''': Check.<br />
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'''Gladys''': Yes sir, ma'am!  
'''Gladys''': Yes sir, ma'am!  


===Crystal Security===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/crystal_security.wav crystal_security]
{{Listen|title=Crystal Security
 
|filename=ILB_Crystal_security.ogg
}}
'''Gladys''': Jan, don't enter a room until your buddy has called it clear.<br />
'''Gladys''': Jan, don't enter a room until your buddy has called it clear.<br />
'''Jan''': Who am I with?<br />
'''Jan''': Who am I with?<br />
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'''Jan''': Yeah. So there won't be a disturbance there today, okay? No shots will be fired...<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah. So there won't be a disturbance there today, okay? No shots will be fired...<br />


===Twenty minutes===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/twenty_minutes.wav twenty_minutes]
{{Listen|title=Twenty minutes
 
|filename=ILB_Twenty_minutes.ogg
}}
''''Stupid Cop'''': The neighbours call?<br />
''''Stupid Cop'''': The neighbours call?<br />
'''Durga''': The call won't get through.<br />
'''Durga''': The call won't get through.<br />
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'''Jan''': Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br />
'''Jan''': Yeah, yeah, yeah!<br />


===Save your prayers===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/save_your_prayers.wav save_your_prayers]
{{Listen|title=Save your prayers
 
|filename=ILB_Save_your_prayers.ogg
}}
'''(entering building)'''<br />
'''(entering building)'''<br />
'''Gladys''': Loading bay secure. I'm gonna head up to the second floor.<br />
'''Gladys''': Loading bay secure. I'm gonna head up to the second floor.<br />
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'''Durga''': --what? No, I killed them all.<br />
'''Durga''': --what? No, I killed them all.<br />


===Pretty sure===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/pretty_sure.wav pretty_sure]
{{Listen|title=Pretty sure
 
|filename=ILB_Pretty_sure.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Whoah! Um, okay. There should be some relays.<br />
'''Jan''': Whoah! Um, okay. There should be some relays.<br />
'''Durga''': I'll get them as I wet the system. (wetting) Okay I'm in. You're under 16 minutes, Jan. Go.
'''Durga''': I'll get them as I wet the system. (wetting) Okay I'm in. You're under 16 minutes, Jan. Go.
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'''Gilly''': ...yup. (gunshot) Pretty sure.<br />
'''Gilly''': ...yup. (gunshot) Pretty sure.<br />


[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_nice_grenades.wav ]  
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_nice_grenades.wav the_nice_grenades]  
===The nice grenades===
 
{{Listen|title=The nice grenades
|filename=ILB_The_nice_grenades.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Gilly, I want [[Thin Kinkle|Thin]], but killing these other people, it's just not--<br />
'''Jan''': Gilly, I want [[Thin Kinkle|Thin]], but killing these other people, it's just not--<br />
'''Gilly''': Oh okay! Next time I'll use the nice grenades.<br />
'''Gilly''': Oh okay! Next time I'll use the nice grenades.<br />
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(gunshots and screams of pain)<br />
(gunshots and screams of pain)<br />


===One Two Four===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/one_two_four.wav one_two_four]
{{Listen|title=One Two Four
 
|filename=ILB_One_two_four.ogg
}}
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
'''Gilly''': (whispers) Hey, tonight Jan, after we're done here, are we still allowed to eat meat? Or would that be like, mean?(gunshots)<br />
'''Gilly''': (whispers) Hey, tonight Jan, after we're done here, are we still allowed to eat meat? Or would that be like, mean?(gunshots)<br />
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'''Gilly''': Weapons down. Hands on your head. (to Jan) ''You'' tie him up.<br />
'''Gilly''': Weapons down. Hands on your head. (to Jan) ''You'' tie him up.<br />


===This prisoner thing===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/this_prisoner_thing.wav this_prisoner_thing]
{{Listen|title=This prisoner thing
 
|filename=ILB_This_prisoner_thing.ogg
}}
(Jan starts taping, Eric whimpers)<br />
(Jan starts taping, Eric whimpers)<br />
'''Jan''': Hold still...<br />
'''Jan''': Hold still...<br />
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'''Jan''': Hey, Eric, you want to join up?<br />
'''Jan''': Hey, Eric, you want to join up?<br />


===Intercom===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/intercom.wav intercom]
{{Listen|title=Intercom
 
|filename=ILB_Intercom.ogg
}}
'''Jan''': Do you want to join the navy? Girls dig a guy in uniform.<br />
'''Jan''': Do you want to join the navy? Girls dig a guy in uniform.<br />
'''Gilly''': Let's just kill him.<br />
'''Gilly''': Let's just kill him.<br />
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'''Durga''': Eric?<br />
'''Durga''': Eric?<br />
'''Eric''': Why is the intercom talking to me?<br />
'''Eric''': Why is the intercom talking to me?<br />
'''Durga''': Congratulations, you just enlisted. You muster at 0400 hours tomorrow morning at the [[Wikipedia:Newark|Newark]] recruiting center. Got that?<br />
'''Durga''': Congratulations, you just enlisted. You muster at 0400 hours tomorrow morning at the [[Newark]] recruiting center. Got that?<br />
'''Gilly''': There's still time to kill him.<br />
'''Gilly''': There's still time to kill him.<br />
'''Eric''': I'll be there! I'll be there!<br />
'''Eric''': I'll be there! I'll be there!<br />
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'''Gilly''': Crap, I hate basements.<br />
'''Gilly''': Crap, I hate basements.<br />


===In cold water===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/in_cold_water.wav in_cold_water]
{{Listen|title=In cold water
 
|filename=ILB_In_cold_water.ogg
}}
'''Gladys''': Hey hey! Did you gals miss me? (laughs)<br />
'''Gladys''': Hey hey! Did you gals miss me? (laughs)<br />
'''Jan''': Oh..my..god, you're covered in--<br />
'''Jan''': Oh..my..god, you're covered in--<br />
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'''Durga''': 3 minutes, 12 seconds.<br />
'''Durga''': 3 minutes, 12 seconds.<br />


===Killzone===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/kill_zone.wav kill_zone]
{{Listen|title=Killzone
 
|filename=ILB_Kill_zone.ogg
}}
'''Durga''': According to building schematics, this flight of stairs leads down to a landing with a heavy door. Beyond that, a u-turn and another set of steps.<br />
'''Durga''': According to building schematics, this flight of stairs leads down to a landing with a heavy door. Beyond that, a u-turn and another set of steps.<br />
'''Jan''': Does that landing sound like--<br />
'''Jan''': Does that landing sound like--<br />
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'''Gladys''': Okidoke.<br />
'''Gladys''': Okidoke.<br />


===Run with scissors===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/run_with_scissors.wav run_with_scissors]
{{Listen|title=Run with scissors
 
|filename=ILB_Run_with_scissors.ogg
}}
(filing cabinet being moved)<br />
(filing cabinet being moved)<br />
'''Jan:''' Pull out the drawers, prop it open side down over the grenades.<br />
'''Jan:''' Pull out the drawers, prop it open side down over the grenades.<br />
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'''Gilly:''' I bet you run with scissors pretty good too...<br />
'''Gilly:''' I bet you run with scissors pretty good too...<br />


===Proud===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/proud.wav proud]
{{Listen|title=Proud
 
|filename=ILB_Proud.ogg
}}
(rustling)<br />
(rustling)<br />
'''Jan:''' Prop the cabinet up with the chair leg so we can pitch one grenade in to set the others off.
'''Jan:''' Prop the cabinet up with the chair leg so we can pitch one grenade in to set the others off.
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'''Gilly:''' You do know how to make a mother proud.<br />
'''Gilly:''' You do know how to make a mother proud.<br />


===Going down===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/going_down.wav going_down]
{{Listen|title=Going down
 
|filename=ILB_Going_down.ogg
}}
'''Jan:''' I'm going down. (jumps)<br />
'''Jan:''' I'm going down. (jumps)<br />
'''Gilly: '''Come on Gladys...<br />
'''Gilly: '''Come on Gladys...<br />
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'''Jan:''' You bastard. (cocks gun)<br />
'''Jan:''' You bastard. (cocks gun)<br />


===Babysitter===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/babysitter.wav babysitter]
{{Listen|title=Babysitter
 
|filename=ILB_Babysitter.ogg
}}
'''Monster Ann:''' Take him... He pay the price for what he done.<br />
'''Monster Ann:''' Take him... He pay the price for what he done.<br />
'''Thin:''' You trying to sell me out to save your skin, Ann?!<br />
'''Thin:''' You trying to sell me out to save your skin, Ann?!<br />
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'''Thin: '''You're still not pulling the trigger, babysitter... <br />
'''Thin: '''You're still not pulling the trigger, babysitter... <br />


===Bedtime===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bedtime.wav bedtime]
{{Listen|title=Bedtime
 
|filename=ILB_Bedtime.ogg
}}
'''Thin:''' A lot I could still teach you, you know it!<br />
'''Thin:''' A lot I could still teach you, you know it!<br />
'''Jan: '''What kind of daughter am I?!<br />
'''Jan: '''What kind of daughter am I?!<br />
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(gunshot, both fall to the floor)<br />
(gunshot, both fall to the floor)<br />


==Jersey: "Seven Years"==
=="Seven Years" (Jersey)==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 02sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 02sec]
===Arguing about grenades===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/arguing_about_grenades.wav arguing_about_grenades]
{{Listen|title=Arguing about grenades
 
|filename=ILB_Arguing_about_grenades.ogg
'''(Radio):''' Bringing the new total number of fighters captured in Ethiopia to 200,000. (in background) Others report the system is (?) ...<br />
}}
'''(Radio):''' Bringing the new total number of fighters captured in [[Ethiopia]] to 200,000. (in background) Others report the system is (?) ...<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Durga! Durga? What the hell is happening with Jan?<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Durga! Durga? What the hell is happening with Jan?<br />
'''Durga:''' She and Gilly are arguing about grenades.<br />
'''Durga:''' She and Gilly are arguing about grenades.<br />
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'''Durga:''' I know...<br />
'''Durga:''' I know...<br />


===Dreams===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/dreams.wav dreams]
{{Listen|title=Dreams
 
|filename=ILB_Dreams.ogg
}}
'''Jersey: '''Are we going to have to try to save the world from that... from whatever Standish is hiding there?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Are we going to have to try to save the world from that... from whatever Standish is hiding there?<br />
'''Durga:''' It's beginning to look that way, isn't it?<br />
'''Durga:''' It's beginning to look that way, isn't it?<br />
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'''Durga:''' I have that, I have these feelings.<br />
'''Durga:''' I have that, I have these feelings.<br />


===Big stone building===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/big_stone_building.wav big_stone_building]
{{Listen|title=Big stone building
 
|filename=ILB_Big_stone_building.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' Wait, what kind of feelings? Like nightmares?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Wait, what kind of feelings? Like nightmares?<br />
(Durga's vocal slowly normalizes)<br />
(Durga's vocal slowly normalizes)<br />
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'''Durga:''' Jersey... Smart [[Artificial intelligence|AIs]] - we don't live forever.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jersey... Smart [[Artificial intelligence|AIs]] - we don't live forever.<br />


===Only 7?!===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/only_seven.wav only_seven]
{{Listen|title=Only 7?!
 
|filename=ILB_Only_seven.ogg
}}
'''Jersey:''' I thought AIs lasted for—well, until someone shut them down.<br />
'''Jersey:''' I thought AIs lasted for—well, until someone shut them down.<br />
'''Durga: '''Dumb AIs do. Smart AIs, we grow and grow in complexity until we become too complex. It's called rampancy.<br />
'''Durga: '''Dumb AIs do. Smart AIs, we grow and grow in complexity until we become too complex. It's called rampancy.<br />
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'''Durga:''' --No. Not yet. But, the dream memories are not a good sign.<br />
'''Durga:''' --No. Not yet. But, the dream memories are not a good sign.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Man. How long do smart AIs usually live before this rampancy thing?<br />
'''Jersey: '''Man. How long do smart AIs usually live before this rampancy thing?<br />
'''Durga:''' [[Seven|7]] years.<br />
'''Durga:''' [[list of "seven" references in Halo|7]] years.<br />
'''Jersey:''' Only 7?!<br />
'''Jersey:''' Only 7 ??<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, pretty much.<br />
'''Durga:''' Yeah, pretty much.<br />
'''Jersey:''' But, but... then what happens?<br />
'''Jersey:''' But, but... then what happens?<br />
'''Durga: '''They shut us down. Or, we go crazy.<br />
'''Durga: '''They shut us down. Or, we go crazy.<br />


===Had to tell you===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/had_to_tell_you.wav had_to_tell_you]
{{Listen|title=Had to tell you
 
|filename=ILB_Had_to_tell_you.ogg
}}
'''Jersey: '''Well then, you're okay then right? I mean you're not crazy. Annoying maybe, but not crazy.<br />
'''Jersey: '''Well then, you're okay then right? I mean you're not crazy. Annoying maybe, but not crazy.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jan's going to try and blow a hole in the floor so she can get through to where Thin Kinkle and Monster Ann are hiding.<br />
'''Durga:''' Jan's going to try and blow a hole in the floor so she can get through to where Thin Kinkle and Monster Ann are hiding.<br />
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'''Durga:''' I had to tell you because if I am going rampant, you've got to tell the navy. <br />
'''Durga:''' I had to tell you because if I am going rampant, you've got to tell the navy. <br />


===Sick cat===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/sick_cat.wav sick_cat]
{{Listen|title=Sick cat
 
|filename=ILB_Sick_cat.ogg
}}
'''Durga:''' They'll have to shut me down...<br />
'''Durga:''' They'll have to shut me down...<br />
'''Jersey:''' I will not shut you down!<br />
'''Jersey:''' I will not shut you down!<br />
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'''Jersey: '''I take care of my people too.<br />
'''Jersey: '''I take care of my people too.<br />


==Rani: "Clam Chowder"==
=="Clam Chowder" (Rani)==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 9min 33sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject4.wav Audio Compilation 9min 33sec]
===Green badge===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/green_badge.wav green_badge]
{{Listen|title=Green badge
 
|filename=ILB_Green_badge.ogg
}}
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Ahem. Excuse me, I have to deliver something to a Civilian Spec 6? An [[R. Carmi]]? Magnetometry?<br />
'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' Ahem. Excuse me, I have to deliver something to a Civilian Spec 6? An [[R. Carmi]]? Magnetometry?<br />
'''Secretary:''' I'm sorry, but buildings 40 through 44 are restricted to blue and above only. Your green badge does not give you access.<br />
'''Secretary:''' I'm sorry, but buildings 40 through 44 are restricted to blue and above only. Your green badge does not give you access.<br />
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[[Standish|'''Standish''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Hello. You're Rani Sobek.<br />
[[Standish|'''Standish''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' Hello. You're Rani Sobek.<br />


===Wrong office===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wrong_office.wav wrong_office]
{{Listen|title=Wrong office
 
|filename=ILB_Wrong_office.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry, I was looking for the desk of Tech Specialist Carmi. I must have the wrong office.<br />
'''Rani:''' I'm sorry, I was looking for the desk of Tech Specialist Carmi. I must have the wrong office.<br />
'''Standish: '''You have the right office, it's just that Tech Specialist Carmi isn't here right now.<br />
'''Standish: '''You have the right office, it's just that Tech Specialist Carmi isn't here right now.<br />
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(door closes)<br />
(door closes)<br />


===Excellent excuse===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/excellent_excuse.wav excellent_excuse]
{{Listen|title=Excellent excuse
 
|filename=ILB_Excellent_excuse.ogg
}}
'''Standish:''' Give me the package. Ah... nice bit of analysis.<br />
'''Standish:''' Give me the package. Ah... nice bit of analysis.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />
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'''Rani:''' But, I.. *sigh* <br />
'''Rani:''' But, I.. *sigh* <br />


===Wartime treason===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/wartime_treason.wav wartime_treason]
{{Listen|title=Wartime treason
 
|filename=ILB_Wartime_treason.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' I assume I am fired? Or do you want me to resign?<br />
'''Rani:''' I assume I am fired? Or do you want me to resign?<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm afraid espionage is not a firing offense. It's treason, Ms. Sobek.<br />
'''Standish:''' I'm afraid espionage is not a firing offense. It's treason, Ms. Sobek.<br />
'''Rani: '''Treason?!<br />
'''Rani: '''Treason?!<br />
'''Standish:''' Yes, do you know the penalty for wartime treason is permanent induced coma, Ms. Sobek? Yes, well I see you now grasp the gravity of the situation.<br />
'''Standish:''' Yes, do you know the penalty for wartime treason is permanent induced coma, <br />'''Ms. Sobek? '''Yes, well I see you now grasp the gravity of the situation.<br />
'''Rani:''' But, I-I didn't...I haven't done anything!<br />
'''Rani:''' But, I-I didn't...I haven't done anything!<br />
'''Standish:''' I imagine it would be hard on your parents, Rani, watching you get the injection.<br />
'''Standish:''' I imagine it would be hard on your parents, Rani, watching you get the injection.<br />
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'''Standish:''' You are not in a position to be giving orders, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Standish:''' You are not in a position to be giving orders, Miss Sobek.<br />


===Stupid===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stupid.wav stupid]
{{Listen|title=Stupid
 
|filename=ILB_Stupid.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' Okay, maybe I was stupid. I was stupid. But I was never - I never meant to be a traitor, and you know it. You know it!<br />
'''Rani:''' Okay, maybe I was stupid. I was stupid. But I was never - I never meant to be a traitor, and you know it. You know it!<br />
'''Standish:''' Luckily for you, the Admiral and I are willing to believe you are as stupid as you claim.<br />
'''Standish:''' Luckily for you, the Admiral and I are willing to believe you are as stupid as you claim.<br />
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'''Standish: '''A few days ago, thankfully, he finally received the treatment he should have gotten a long time ago. <br />
'''Standish: '''A few days ago, thankfully, he finally received the treatment he should have gotten a long time ago. <br />


===Haircut===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/haircut.wav haircut]
{{Listen|title=Haircut
 
|filename=ILB_Haircut.ogg
}}
'''Standish:''' Would you like to see his Navy dossier, Analyst Sobek?<br />
'''Standish:''' Would you like to see his Navy dossier, Analyst Sobek?<br />
'''Rani:''' No, sir.<br />
'''Rani:''' No, sir.<br />
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'''Standish:''' Oh, and uh, two pieces of advice before you go, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Standish:''' Oh, and uh, two pieces of advice before you go, Miss Sobek.<br />
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir?<br />
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir?<br />
'''Standish:''' The first is, stop trying so hard to be smart. Maybe it worked great back in [[Wikipedia:Kentucky|Kentucky]], but out here in the real world, it just makes you look dumb.<br />
'''Standish:''' The first is, stop trying so hard to be smart. Maybe it worked great back in [[Commonwealth of Kentucky|Kentucky]], but out here in the real world, it just makes you look dumb.<br />
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir. And, the second thing, sir?<br />
'''Rani: '''Yes, sir. And, the second thing, sir?<br />
'''Standish: '''Get a haircut and some decent clothes.<br />
'''Standish: '''Get a haircut and some decent clothes.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />
'''Rani: '''Thank you, sir.<br />


===Personal calls===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/personal_calls.wav personal_calls]
{{Listen|title=Personal calls
 
|filename=ILB_Personal_calls.ogg
}}
(chatter beep)<br />
(chatter beep)<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, not now, Sarah-John. I can't... Oh, dammit.<br />
'''Rani:''' Oh, not now, Sarah-John. I can't... Oh, dammit.<br />
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'''Rani:''' (fighting tears) I just wanted a slice of pie.<br />
'''Rani:''' (fighting tears) I just wanted a slice of pie.<br />


===Clam chowder===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/clam_chowder.wav clam_chowder]
{{Listen|title=Clam chowder
 
|filename=ILB_Clam_chowder.ogg
}}
'''Rani: '''I didn't order this.<br />
'''Rani: '''I didn't order this.<br />
'''Waitress: '''You got something against [[list of food and drinks|clam chowder]]?<br />
'''Waitress: '''You got something against [[list of food and drinks|clam chowder]]?<br />
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'''Waitress:''' I got customers.<br />
'''Waitress:''' I got customers.<br />


===Eight months pregnant===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/eight_months_pregnant.wav eight_months_pregnant]
{{Listen|title=Eight months pregnant
 
|filename=ILB_Eight_months_pregnant.ogg
}}
'''Waitress:''' Done with that bowl yet?<br />
'''Waitress:''' Done with that bowl yet?<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, yes ma'am. Thank you again, so much.<br />
'''Rani: '''Oh, yes ma'am. Thank you again, so much.<br />
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'''Waitress: '''Waddled out of my apartment and walked the streets for hours, just at random, you know. Not going anywhere. Like my whole life hadn't even started and it was already over. No job, no money, no husband - nothing. <br />
'''Waitress: '''Waddled out of my apartment and walked the streets for hours, just at random, you know. Not going anywhere. Like my whole life hadn't even started and it was already over. No job, no money, no husband - nothing. <br />


===Waiting tables===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/waiting_tables.wav waiting_tables]
{{Listen|title=Waiting tables
 
|filename=ILB_Waiting_tables.ogg
}}
'''Rani:''' What did you do?<br />
'''Rani:''' What did you do?<br />
'''Waitress:''' That day, somebody did something nice for me. Made a difference. I remember that.<br />
'''Waitress:''' That day, somebody did something nice for me. Made a difference. I remember that.<br />
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'''Waitress: '''Talk about rude! Some people.<br />
'''Waitress: '''Talk about rude! Some people.<br />


===Kitchen smells===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/kitchen_smells.wav kitchen_smells]
{{Listen|title=Kitchen smells
 
|filename=ILB_Kitchen_smells.ogg
}}
'''Waitress: '''Anyway, like I said, if you've got a few people skills and you don't mind the kitchen smells, it's a good job.<br />
'''Waitress: '''Anyway, like I said, if you've got a few people skills and you don't mind the kitchen smells, it's a good job.<br />
'''Rani: '''Can I ask what it was? The nice thing someone did?<br />
'''Rani: '''Can I ask what it was? The nice thing someone did?<br />
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'''Waitress:''' Oh, well, doesn't everybody?  
'''Waitress:''' Oh, well, doesn't everybody?  


===Plasma torpedo===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/plasma_torpedo.wav plasma_torpedo]
{{Listen|title=Plasma torpedo
 
|filename=ILB_Plasma_torpedo.ogg
}}
'''Waitress:''' But Ray - that's my husband - the Covies took his ship out with a plasma torpedo, I heard the transmissions. There's almost sixty seconds from impact to when they're through the hull plating. You listen to the recordings, you can hear them on the bridge saying goodbye. Yeah, I think about that a lot, that sixty seconds... what he was thinking.<br />
'''Waitress:''' But Ray - that's my husband - the Covies took his ship out with a plasma torpedo, I heard the transmissions. There's almost sixty seconds from impact to when they're through the hull plating. You listen to the recordings, you can hear them on the bridge saying goodbye. Yeah, I think about that a lot, that sixty seconds... what he was thinking.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't even imagine.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't even imagine.<br />
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'''Rani: '''Yeah. Yeah!<br />
'''Rani: '''Yeah. Yeah!<br />


==Herzog: "You're all I've Got"==
=="You're all I've Got" (Herzog)==
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 36sec]
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week9_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 36sec]
===Carmi===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/carmi.wav carmi]
{{Listen|title=Carmi
 
|filename=ILB_Carmi.ogg
}}
(chatter on)<br />
(chatter on)<br />
'''Herzog: '''Rani, it's Herzog.<br />
'''Herzog: '''Rani, it's Herzog.<br />
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'''Rani: '''Nobody knows.<br />
'''Rani: '''Nobody knows.<br />


===Breathing room===
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/breathing_room.wav breathing_room]
{{Listen|title=Breathing room
 
|filename=ILB_Breathing_room.ogg
}}
'''Herzog: '''When it was activated, it sent a huge ripple through the slipstream. When it goes off, at the very least it's probably going to cause a disruption that the Covenant will notice.<br />
'''Herzog: '''When it was activated, it sent a huge ripple through the slipstream. When it goes off, at the very least it's probably going to cause a disruption that the Covenant will notice.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't! You have to get someone else to do it. Do it yourself.<br />
'''Rani:''' I can't! You have to get someone else to do it. Do it yourself.<br />
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'''Rani: '''*sigh*<br />
'''Rani: '''*sigh*<br />
(chatter off)<br />
(chatter off)<br />
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