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===Dizzy===
===Dizzy===
{{Listen|title=Dizzy
{{Listen|title=Dizzy
|filename=ILB Dizzy.ogg
|filename=Dizzy.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br />
'''[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]:''' Hello? Hello. Genie?<br />
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===Escape===
===Escape===
{{Listen|title=Escape
{{Listen|title=Escape
|filename=ILB Escape.ogg
|filename=Escape.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!<br />
'''Jersey:''' ...I mean, you didn't just kill her, you killed her! Jesus!<br />
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===Jersey===
===Jersey===
{{Listen|title=Jersey
{{Listen|title=Jersey
|filename=ILB Jersey.ogg
|filename=Jersey.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<br />
'''Jersey:''' Don't what?<br />
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===Reflected===
===Reflected===
{{Listen|title=Reflected
{{Listen|title=Reflected
|filename=ILB Reflected.ogg
|filename=Reflected.ogg
}}
}}
'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br />
'''Durga:''' Absent from home and current tour of duty 513 days. Mother: [[Bonita Morelli|Bonita]], 41, waitress. Covertly seeing a man named [[Simon Brown]], every other Thursday at the [[Waterfront Hotel]].<br />
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===Durga===
===Durga===
{{Listen|title=Durga
{{Listen|title=Durga
|filename=ILB Durga.ogg
|filename=Durga.ogg
}}
}}
'''Durga:''' I can't ask.<br />
'''Durga:''' I can't ask.<br />
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===Emergency===
===Emergency===
{{Listen|title=Emergency
{{Listen|title=Emergency
|filename=ILB Emergency.ogg
|filename=Emergency.ogg
}}
}}
'''Operator''': (computer voice) [[Bergen County]] [[Bergen County Emergency Center|Emergency Center]]. Please, describe your emergency.<br />
'''Operator''': (computer voice) [[Bergen County]] [[Bergen County Emergency Center|Emergency Center]]. Please, describe your emergency.<br />
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===Blip===
===Blip===
{{Listen|title=Blip
{{Listen|title=Blip
|filename=ILB Blip.ogg
|filename=Blip.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Unidentified Marine officer (New York)|Officer]]:''' Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />
'''[[Unidentified Marine officer (New York)|Officer]]:''' Hold on. Hold on, wait a second, what the hell just happened?<br />
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===Pillow===
===Pillow===
{{Listen|title=Pillow
{{Listen|title=Pillow
|filename=ILB Pillow.ogg
|filename=Pillow.ogg
}}
}}
'''Frank:''' Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />
'''Frank:''' Looks like she's heading for procurement.<br />
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===Walkaway Girl===
===Walkaway Girl===
{{Listen|title=Walkaway Girl
{{Listen|title=Walkaway Girl
|filename=ILB Walkaway_girl.ogg
|filename=Walkaway_girl.ogg
}}
}}
(alarm)<br />
(alarm)<br />
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===Hey Soldier===
===Hey Soldier===
{{Listen|title=Hey Soldier
{{Listen|title=Hey Soldier
|filename=ILB Hey_soldier.ogg
|filename=Hey_soldier.ogg
}}
}}
(beep)<br />
(beep)<br />
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===PQI===
===PQI===
{{Listen|title=PQI
{{Listen|title=PQI
|filename=ILB Pqi.ogg
|filename=Pqi.ogg
}}
}}
''''[[Unidentified Bergen County police officer|Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a [[PQI]]?<br />
''''[[Unidentified Bergen County police officer|Stupid Cop]]':''' Ever taken a [[PQI]]?<br />
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===Stupid Cop===
===Stupid Cop===
{{Listen|title=Stupid Cop
{{Listen|title=Stupid Cop
|filename=ILB Stupid_cop.ogg
|filename=Stupid_cop.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' I didn't ask what you told the MP's, I asked what you were doing up there.<br />
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===Yes or No===
===Yes or No===
{{Listen|title=Yes or No
{{Listen|title=Yes or No
|filename=ILB Yes_or_no.ogg
|filename=Yes_or_no.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan:''' Wh-what?<br />
'''Jan:''' Wh-what?<br />
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===Hey Dad===
===Hey Dad===
{{Listen|title=Hey Dad
{{Listen|title=Hey Dad
|filename=ILB Hey_dad.ogg
|filename=Hey_dad.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Yeah, I had this physics teacher. He passed me on my 12G on one condition - I had to promise him I would never take another physics class again. I guess I'm not too smart. Not like you Miss James. But you know what I am?<br />
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===Nervous===
===Nervous===
{{Listen|title=Nervous
{{Listen|title=Nervous
|filename=ILB Nervous.ogg
|filename=Nervous.ogg
}}
}}
''''Stupid Cop':''' Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />
''''Stupid Cop':''' Urine test, hair sample, resonance and retina scan...<br />
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===Law Abiding===
===Law Abiding===
{{Listen|title=Law Abiding
{{Listen|title=Law Abiding
|filename=ILB Law_abiding.ogg
|filename=Law_abiding.ogg
}}
}}
'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a [[razorback]] and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<br />
'''Jan''': Well that was fun. I see you're actually letting the [[Roadware|road]] drive us home. How law-abiding of you. Look, it was nothing, okay? It was some friends of mine, they turtled a [[razorback]] and then they had to return the gate pass, or else Dwain's dad was going to get spiked for dereliction.<br />
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===You Knew===
===You Knew===
{{Listen|title=You Knew
{{Listen|title=You Knew
|filename=ILB You_knew.ogg
|filename=You_knew.ogg
}}
}}
'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<br />
'''James J''': Do you understand me? Because if we do, sooner or later people are going to get hurt. Not just you and me, people you've never met. People you don't even know exist.<br />
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===Parasites===
===Parasites===
{{Listen|title=Parasites
{{Listen|title=Parasites
|filename=ILB Parasites.ogg
|filename=Parasites.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />
'''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' Hello? Hello, are you there?<br />
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===Eyes===
===Eyes===
{{Listen|title=Eyes
{{Listen|title=Eyes
|filename=ILB Eyes.ogg
|filename=Eyes.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />
'''Kamal:''' Chapter 3?! You're in my earpiece here whispering date strategy to me out of a book?!<br />
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===Beer===
===Beer===
{{Listen|title=Beer
{{Listen|title=Beer
|filename=ILB Beer.ogg
|filename=Beer.ogg
}}
}}
'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<br />
'''Hiro:''' Hey buddy!<br />
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===Four Goats===
===Four Goats===
{{Listen|title=Four Goats
{{Listen|title=Four Goats
|filename=ILB Four_goats.ogg
|filename=Four_goats.ogg
}}
}}
'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />
'''Hiro:''' Did her parents have to pay to get her set up with a handsome medical resident?<br />
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===Our Hoodlums===
===Our Hoodlums===
{{Listen|title=Our Hoodlums
{{Listen|title=Our Hoodlums
|filename=ILB Our_hoodlums.ogg
|filename=Our_hoodlums.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />
'''Sophia:''' I am so sorry. I mean, you seem like a nice guy and all.<br />
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===much_lifting===
===much_lifting===
{{Listen|title=much_lifting
{{Listen|title=much_lifting
|filename=ILB Much_lifting.ogg
|filename=Much_lifting.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />
'''Sophia:''' ...exactly. Mom would say she understood, but...<br />
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===meditape===
===meditape===
{{Listen|title=meditape
{{Listen|title=meditape
|filename=ILB Meditape.ogg
|filename=Meditape.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br />
'''Sophia:''' And then when Aiden finally did show up, he still had meditape on his ankle. And I felt like a total bitch.<br />
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===You could===
===You could===
{{Listen|title=You could
{{Listen|title=You could
|filename=ILB You_could.ogg
|filename=You_could.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br />
'''Sophia:''' You mean like, spying on her? I thought chatter lines were encrypted. No one could listen in on me, could they?<br />
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===say_something===
===say_something===
{{Listen|title=say_something
{{Listen|title=say_something
|filename=ILB Say_something.ogg
|filename=Say_something.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br />
'''Kamal:''' Okay, well, that's good. You've got some encryption. Okay, it's not completely pathetic. Okay (beep) I'm in. Say something...<br />
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===Guilty===
===Guilty===
{{Listen|title=Guilty
{{Listen|title=Guilty
|filename=ILB Guilty.ogg
|filename=Guilty.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br />
'''Kamal:''' You want me to spy on your boyfriend?<br />
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===message_saved===
===message_saved===
{{Listen|title=message_saved
{{Listen|title=message_saved
|filename=ILB Message_saved.ogg
|filename=Message_saved.ogg
}}
}}
'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br />
'''Machine:''' You have 3 new messages, and 7 old messages. First unplayed message:<br />
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===tuna===
===tuna===
{{Listen|title=tuna
{{Listen|title=tuna
|filename=ILB Tuna.ogg
|filename=Tuna.ogg
}}
}}
'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />
'''Sophia:''' I want to do something really brutal to the bastard.<br />
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===hi_aiden===
===hi_aiden===
{{Listen|title=hi_aiden
{{Listen|title=hi_aiden
|filename=ILB Hi_aiden.ogg
|filename=Hi_aiden.ogg
}}
}}
'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />
'''Kamal:''' No, not, not really. Like a 6, or maybe a 5.<br />
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===hello===
===hello===
{{Listen|title=hello
{{Listen|title=hello
|filename=ILB Hello.ogg
|filename=Hello.ogg
}}
}}
'''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br />
'''[[Herzog]]/Cranky''': Hello? Hello, is anyone there?<br />
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===troy===
===troy===
{{Listen|title=troy
{{Listen|title=troy
|filename=ILB Troy.ogg
|filename=Troy.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky''': Yeah, right - Marines!<br />
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===receipt===
===receipt===
{{Listen|title=receipt
{{Listen|title=receipt
|filename=ILB Receipt.ogg
|filename=Receipt.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky''': So I'm in my house on Troy, it's the middle of the night, and all of a sudden a bunch of combat booted muscle-heads barge in and hustle me at gun-point - at gun-point mind you - on some kind of transport in my damn bath-robe. Well I had some papers. Very important family papers and I made them promise to ship them to me. I managed to hold the goons off long enough to write out a bill of lading, you know - a receipt. And finally I got this really rude marine to sign it, this '[[Lance Corporal]]', and yet here I am, 3 months later and no sign of my papers - NO sign at all.<br />
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===goodbye===
===goodbye===
{{Listen|title=goodbye
{{Listen|title=goodbye
|filename=ILB Goodbye.ogg
|filename=Goodbye.ogg
}}
}}
'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br />
'''Herzog/Cranky''': [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marine]] Lance Corporal [[Janet Adams]], I was very careful to write that down.<br />

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