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{{Era|Forerunner}}
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'''War sphinxes''' were immensely powerful war machines used by [[Forerunner]] [[Warrior-Servant]]s.<ref name="c43"/> Classified as midsize [[Combat skin|fighting suits]],<ref name="c43"/> war sphinxes were versatile combat vehicles that allowed an individual Warrior to operate seamlessly in space, air or a planetary surface. Their roles ranged from acting as capital ship escorts,<ref>'''[[Halo 4: The Essential Visual Guide]]''', ''page 123''</ref> overwhelming enemy ships in large numbers,<ref name="c163">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 163''</ref> or being deployed from orbit and conducting large-scale bombardment operations, boasting firepower to level entire cities.<ref name="c95">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 95''</ref> In addition to their predominant air and space roles, they were also equipped with arms and legs, enabling them to operate on the ground as bipedal combat vehicles.<ref name="c66">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 66''</ref>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==Description==
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
The war sphinxes were described as being ten meters high and twenty meters long, with an elongated tail that provided lift and power. From the "tail" rose a large rounded torso with a command cabin perched on top. The command cabin was designed to resemble a Forerunner face, with features arranged in an angry or stern expression and two viewports serving as "eyes". The joints of their limbs were composed of [[hard light]].<ref name="c66"/> Much like [[Onyx Sentinel]]s, two sphinxes could also merge to create a larger unit, which still retained a similar "face" at the forward surface.<ref>'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 76''</ref>
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


War sphinxes were programmed to [[Mind transfer|contain]] samples of their wearer's mental patterns and personalities before they were killed in battle. These preserved personalities were less complete than [[Durance]]s, but could still be studied by a commander to gain useful information. The [[Ur-Didact|Didact]] kept the final impressions of his children, who were killed in battle, within their war sphinxes.<ref name="essences">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 138''</ref>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


Ten thousand years after the human-Forerunner wars, [[Builder Security]] utilized a comparable type of machine known as the [[Seeker (vehicle)|Seeker]]; these machines lacked the ornate design of the war sphinx and were easily capable of overpowering the Didact's ancient war sphinxes.<ref name="c195">'''Halo: Cryptum''', ''page 195''</ref>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


==Operational history==
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Warrior-Servants utilized war sphinxes in large numbers during the [[human-Forerunner wars]]. During the [[Battle of Charum Hakkor]], war sphinxes were deployed in the thousands against the human fleet in orbit over [[Charum Hakkor]], swarming human vessels in spiraling cloud-like formations and forcing some to crash into [[Precursor]] [[star road]]s.<ref name="c163"/> Twelve of the machines, once piloted by the [[Ur-Didact|Didact]]'s children, contained their partial essences after they were killed in battle.<ref name="essences"/> These war sphinxes were left to guard the Didact's [[Cryptum]] in the [[Djamonkin Crater]] after he entered his first exile. By the time [[IsoDidact|Bornstellar Makes Eternal Lasting]] arrived in the Djamonkin Crater in the final decade before the [[Great Purification|Halos' activation]], these suits were considered antiquated and outdated.<ref name="c43"/> The war sphinxes continued to serve the Didact, conducting their assigned duties after his revival, and accompanied him as he left Earth on his [[Didact's ship|newly-constructed ship]]. When [[Master Builder]] [[Faber]]'s forces attacked the Didact's ship over [[Janjur Qom]], the war sphinxes attempted to defend the ship and the Didact to the best of their ability, but were outmatched and quickly destroyed by the superior [[Seeker (vehicle)|Seekers]].<ref name="c195"/>
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


Warriors continued to employ war sphinxes well into the [[Forerunner-Flood war]]. Several war sphinxes had been appropriated by [[Master Builder]] [[Faber]]'s forces on [[Installation 07]]; [[Chakas]] and [[Vinnevra]] observed these machines herding an enormous crowd of [[human]]s to a [[Palace of Pain]], overseen by the [[Primordial]]. Later, a war sphinx took a captured Chakas and a [[monitor]] housing [[Forthencho]]'s essence to the Halo's [[Cartographer]] where Chakas would be linked with the ring's control interface.<ref>'''Halo: Primordium''', ''page 316''</ref>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


Around 100,000 years later, in the mid-26th century, the [[Office of Naval Intelligence]] retrieved several Forerunner artifacts from [[Halo Array|Halo]] [[Installation 03]]. One of them was the eye of a war sphinx variant.<ref name="fodder">[https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-have-s-moa '''Halo Waypoint''': ''Canon Fodder - Have S'Moa'']</ref> It was designated "Specimen 1534" and studied aboard ''[[Ivanoff Station]]''. The ONI scientists [[Halo 4 audio logs#Specimen 1534|speculated]] that it might have been an imaging component and weapon sight belonging to a Forerunner vehicle. They also required the help of SPECWAR in order to analyse the object. By [[2557|July 24th, 2557]], the sphinx's eye remained in [[Catherine Halsey|Doctor Catherine Halsey]]'s former lab aboard ''Ivanoff''.<ref>'''Halo 4''', campaign level ''[[Composer (level)|Composer]]''</ref> War sphinxes were found in relatively large numbers on [[Trevelyan]] by ONI. The enigmatic controls and complex operational systems plagued ONI scientists seeking to reverse-engineer the technology that powers them.<ref name="Mythos">'''[[Halo Mythos]]''', ''page 137''</ref>
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.  


==Trivia==
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*In one of the [[Terminal/Halo 3|''Halo 3'' terminals]], a recommendation of Forerunner armor by [[Mendicant Bias]] is accompanied by [[:File:Mysterious image.png|a mysterious image]]. This image depicts a bulky, rounded object with what appears to be a long tail and a humanoid figure inside. This seems to match ''Halo: Cryptum'''s description of a war sphinx. It could also be an image of the war sphinx's newer counterpart, a [[Seeker (vehicle)|Seeker]].
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*War sphinxes were originally to be in ''[[Halo 5: Guardians]]'', but were cut from the final game.<ref>[[:File:H5GC-WarSphinx.jpg|War sphinx concept art for ''Halo 5: Guardians'']]</ref>
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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File:H4 - Eye of Sphinx concept.jpg|Concept art for the sphinx's eye kept onboard ''Ivanoff Station'' in ''Halo 4''.  
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File:War Sphinx Eye.jpg|The eye of a war sphinx on ''Ivanoff Station'' in ''Halo 4''.
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File:H5GC-WarSphinx.jpg|Concept art of the war sphinx for ''Halo 5: Guardians''.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
</gallery>
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==List of appearances==
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*''[[Halo: Cryptum]]'' {{1st}}
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*''[[Halo: Primordium]]''
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*''[[Halo 4]]'' {{C|Eye only}}
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*''[[Halo: Silentium]]''
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*''[[Halo Mythos]]''
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


==Sources==
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<references/>
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


{{Forerunner|technology|category=no}}
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.


[[Category:Forerunner technology]]
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.
 
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.
 
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.
 
    All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
    Lif is too short.
    Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
    Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
    I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
    If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
    It is sure knife to meet you.
    Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
    Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
    To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
    Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
    How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
    Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
    Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
    Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
    Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
    The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
    Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
    I was releaved after raking the yard.
    My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
    Cows are udderly hilarious.

Revision as of 17:08, April 9, 2017

   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious. 
   All joking Assad, things are getting pretty Syrias.
   Lif is too short.
   Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way.
   Mountains in South America can be quite Chile.
   I used to live in the Middle East but Iran away.
   If you're Hungary, go eat some Turkey!
   It is sure knife to meet you.
   Arabian musical instrument? A Qatar.
   Lenin was Russian to take control in 1917.
   To get rid of a computer virus, you need to take CTRL of the situation.
   Vlad Putin has a My-kraine.
   How do oceans greet each other? They wave.
   Getting a sunburn in France? Call that French fry.
   Sanders dropped out of the race because he was Berned out.
   Clinton's presidential campaign was Hillary-ous.
   Los Angeles' baseball team is quite Dodgey...
   The Mets were Royally destroyed on the 2015 World Series.
   Kansas City's Chief concern is to not choke in the playoffs.
   I was releaved after raking the yard.
   My chickens were killed. The police suspected fowl play.
   Cows are udderly hilarious.