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==Kamal== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 04sec] | |||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_doctor.wav the_doctor] | |||
'''[[Isabelle]]:''' Now just, you know, watch that wrist and do what the doctor told you!<br /> | '''[[Isabelle]]:''' Now just, you know, watch that wrist and do what the doctor told you!<br /> | ||
([[Jessie]] runs off)<br /> | ([[Jessie]] runs off)<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' *sigh*<br /> | '''Kamal:''' *sigh*<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' What's wrong?<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' What's wrong?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I'm worried about your cousin, Jessie, she's too young for disk troubles. You should make her go to a clinic. | '''Kamal:''' I'm worried about your cousin, Jessie, she's too young for disk troubles. You should make her go to a clinic. | ||
'''Isabelle: '''What are you thinking?<br /> | '''Isabelle: '''What are you thinking?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Well I'm not thinking anything, but I want to rule out a spinal tumour.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Well I'm not thinking anything, but I want to rule out a spinal tumour.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' I worked in a hospital.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I worked in a hospital.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_place_called_dirt.wav a_place_called_dirt] | |||
'''Isabelle: '''My friend [[Brad]] says he thinks you're on the lam...<br /> | '''Isabelle: '''My friend [[Brad]] says he thinks you're on the lam...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' (laughs)<br /> | '''Kamal:''' (laughs)<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' Brad thinks that you're a doctor and maybe you killed a bunch of people in a hospital. But I don't think so. I don't think you would kill anyone. | '''Isabelle:''' Brad thinks that you're a doctor and maybe you killed a bunch of people in a hospital. But I don't think so. I don't think you would kill anyone. | ||
'''Kamal:''' Well I haven't yet, but if I keep treating people without proper training or tools I probably will. So who's Brad? | |||
'''Kamal:''' Well I haven't yet, but if I keep treating people without proper training or tools I probably will. So who's Brad? | |||
'''Isabelle:''' He's my-- a friend.<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' He's my-- a friend.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Is he a colonial?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Is he a colonial?<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' No, he's from earth. You know when I was living on [[Mamore]], I thought that [[Earth]] was really cool, but it's a dump. | '''Isabelle:''' No, he's from earth. You know when I was living on [[Mamore]], I thought that [[Earth]] was really cool, but it's a dump. | ||
'''Kamal: '''Well, what do you expect from a place called dirt?<br /> | '''Kamal: '''Well, what do you expect from a place called dirt?<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle: '''Huh?<br /> | '''Isabelle: '''Huh?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You know, earth, like soil, dirt... didn't you ever make fun of it when you were a kid? | '''Kamal:''' You know, earth, like soil, dirt... didn't you ever make fun of it when you were a kid? | ||
'''Isabelle:''' No. So, are you on the lam?<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' No. So, are you on the lam?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/touchy_subject.wav touchy_subject] | |||
'''Kamal:''' So where'd you people get all these anti-infectives anyway?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' So where'd you people get all these anti-infectives anyway?<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' Black market. Do you have a girlfriend?<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' Black market. Do you have a girlfriend?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Maybe I killed her... You know, when I killed all those people in the hospital?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Maybe I killed her... You know, when I killed all those people in the hospital?<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' Don't make fun of me, I'm not stupid.<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' Don't make fun of me, I'm not stupid.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''I don't have a girlfriend. I | '''Kamal: '''I don't have a girlfriend. I never really did.<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle: '''Ooh, touchy subject?<br /> | '''Isabelle: '''Ooh, touchy subject?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''So, what comes next?<br /> | '''Kamal: '''So, what comes next?<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' I drop you off at [[Jerry's Diner]], and this truck driver my dad knows will take you to [[ | '''Isabelle:''' I drop you off at [[Jerry's Diner]], and this truck driver my dad knows will take you to [[New Jersey]]. | ||
'''Kamal:''' Thanks Isabelle, you're a good assistant.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Thanks Isabelle, you're a good assistant.<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' So, you going to tell me why you're on the lam?<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' So, you going to tell me why you're on the lam?<br /> | ||
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'''Isabelle: '''The slut!<br /> | '''Isabelle: '''The slut!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/new_jersey.wav new_jersey] | |||
'''Kamal:''' It was probably the right choice.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It was probably the right choice.<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle: '''God, if I turned down a doctor who wanted to marry me, my mom would strangle me.<br /> | '''Isabelle: '''God, if I turned down a doctor who wanted to marry me, my mom would strangle me.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm from [[Coral]].<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah, well, I'm from [[Coral]].<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle: '''Oh, geez, I-I'm sorry.<br /> | '''Isabelle: '''Oh, geez, I-I'm sorry.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' It's ok. Well, it's not ok, but it can't be fixed, so... I'm fixing what I can. I found something out this week. | '''Kamal:''' It's ok. Well, it's not ok, but it can't be fixed, so... I'm fixing what I can. I found something out this week. | ||
'''Isabelle:''' What's that?<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' What's that?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I want to be a doctor.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I want to be a doctor.<br /> | ||
'''Isabelle:''' You already are.<br /> | '''Isabelle:''' You already are.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/who_the_hell.wav who_the_hell] | |||
(casually in a kitchen, whistles, knock on the door)<br /> | (casually in a kitchen, whistles, knock on the door)<br /> | ||
[[Jersey Morelli|Jersey]]Oh damn. It's open!<br /> | [[Jersey Morelli|'''Jersey''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Oh damn. It's open!<br /> | ||
(more knocks)<br /> | (more knocks)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Oh for crying out... (opens door) Oh geez. It would be you.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh for crying out... (opens door) Oh geez. It would be you.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal: '''You know something about [[Yasmine Zaman|my sister]].<br /> | '''Kamal: '''You know something about [[Yasmine Zaman|my sister]].<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''Durga!<br /> | '''Jersey: '''Durga!<br /> | ||
[[Durga]](highly degraded voice) I'm here...<br /> | [[Durga|'''Durga''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''(highly degraded voice) I'm here...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''Who the hell is that?<br /> | '''Kamal: '''Who the hell is that?<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''(voice degrading) I...can't... it's like the wrong ends of a magnet... (girl's voice) I can't!<br /> | '''Durga: '''(voice degrading) I...can't... it's like the wrong ends of a magnet... (girl's voice) I can't!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/kamal_meet_durga.wav kamal_meet_durga] | |||
'''Jersey: '''Kamal, meet Durga. Durga, meet Kamal.<br /> | '''Jersey: '''Kamal, meet Durga. Durga, meet Kamal.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' What the hell's going on here? What do you know about my sister?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' What the hell's going on here? What do you know about my sister?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal: '''No.<br /> | '''Kamal: '''No.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' There's no point in being sentimental.<br /> | '''Durga:''' There's no point in being sentimental.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' She didn't give up. Maybe they killed her, but she never gave up. | '''Kamal:''' She didn't give up. Maybe they killed her, but she never gave up. | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/stop_it_you_two.wav stop_it_you_two] | |||
'''Kamal: '''I can still hear your voice in there Yasmine! You never gave up in your life!<br /> | '''Kamal: '''I can still hear your voice in there Yasmine! You never gave up in your life!<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''What did you... Jersey...!<br /> | '''Durga: '''What did you... Jersey...!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''Hey, take it easy with that stuff pal! Durga is herself, she's nobody else.<br /> | '''Jersey: '''Hey, take it easy with that stuff pal! Durga is herself, she's nobody else.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''The hell she is. You know what they say - you don't get to choose your family. She's stuck with me. | '''Kamal: '''The hell she is. You know what they say - you don't get to choose your family. She's stuck with me. | ||
'''Jersey:''' Kamal, this - you and me and Coral forever stuff, didn't work so great on [[Sophia Bossedon|Sophie]] either, did it? | |||
(Kamal attacks Jersey) | |||
'''Jersey:''' Kamal, this - you and me and Coral forever stuff, didn't work so great on [[Sophia Bossedon|Sophie]] either, did it? | |||
(Kamal attacks Jersey) | |||
'''Jersey:''' Ow Kamal! Come on!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Ow Kamal! Come on!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' Stop it you two.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Stop it you two.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/real_he_man.wav real_he_man] | |||
(wreckless fighting)<br /> | (wreckless fighting)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' If Sophie could see you now, she'd think you were a real he | '''Jersey:''' If Sophie could see you now, she'd think you were a real he man wouldn't she?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Is this how you get your jollies?! Spying on people?!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Is this how you get your jollies?! Spying on people?!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Not like you!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Not like you!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal: '''You punched me in the neck!<br /> | '''Kamal: '''You punched me in the neck!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''You tried to kill me with a lamp!<br /> | '''Jersey: '''You tried to kill me with a lamp!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bedside_manner.wav bedside_manner] | |||
'''Jersey:''' I don't get how just a butterfly clamp--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I don't get how just a butterfly clamp--<br /> | ||
(smack)<br /> | (smack)<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey: '''Right back atcha doc... How the ''hell'' am I going to explain this to my mom?!<br /> | '''Jersey: '''Right back atcha doc... How the ''hell'' am I going to explain this to my mom?!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I'll pay for the damage.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' I'll pay for the damage.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''With what? Poker chips? Oh that's great, I'll send her for a week in | '''Jersey: '''With what? Poker chips? Oh that's great, I'll send her for a week in Atlantic city. We can collect a complete set of dishes with dancing girls on them.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Well, | '''Kamal:''' Well, there's no point in being offline any more. (signal/online) What the hell is with you? If anyone should be upset--<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' --(sounds of disbelief)--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' --(sounds of disbelief)--<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''Of course<br /> | '''Kamal: '''Of course<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' --This was | '''Jersey:''' --This was..her favourite lamp!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You're jealous.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You're jealous.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''I've got nothing to be jealous about.<br /> | '''Jersey: '''I've got nothing to be jealous about.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Except sharing Durga.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Except sharing Durga.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/war_effort.wav war_effort] | |||
'''Jersey:''' Yeah, with a self-righteous creep who thinks he can work the chatter.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Yeah, with a self-righteous creep who thinks he can work the chatter.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''Well, look at it from my perspective.<br /> | '''Kamal: '''Well, look at it from my perspective.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' What...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''My sister's spending her time with a sullen punk kid who wouldn't tell the government one of their top class [[Artificial | '''Kamal: '''My sister's spending her time with a sullen punk kid who wouldn't tell the <br />government one of their top class [[Artificial Intelligence|AI]]'s is gone, because then he wouldn't have his favourite toy any more!<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''I told him not to.<br /> | '''Durga: '''I told him not to.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Oh I asked her--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh I asked her--<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You need to contribute to the war effort, hero.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You need to contribute to the war effort, hero.<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Leave him alone.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Leave him alone.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' I don't think I will. A top class AI costs what, the price of a [[UNSC | '''Kamal:''' I don't think I will. A top class AI costs what, the price of a [[UNSC Destroyer|destroyer]]? What if that mind - your mind, Yasmine - could have made a difference at Coral. | ||
'''Durga:''' That's not fair.<br /> | '''Durga:''' That's not fair.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You know, fair is not something I care about so much any more.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You know, fair is not something I care about so much any more.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Help doing what?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Help doing what?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/another_chance.wav another_chance] | |||
'''Durga: '''There was nothing you could do to save your sister. Nothing more you could have done to save your parents.<br /> | '''Durga: '''There was nothing you could do to save your sister. Nothing more you could have done to save your parents.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Our parents.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Our parents.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' You - Durga? Or you - Yasmine?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You - Durga? Or you - Yasmine?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' (quietly) Alright, both of us.<br /> | '''Durga:''' (quietly) Alright, both of us.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal: '''Most of precious was on Coral for me, Yasmine. And the rest, left me standing at a bus stop standing outside of Oakland. What are you going to give me? | '''Kamal: '''Most of precious was on Coral for me, Yasmine. And the rest, left me standing at a bus stop standing outside of Oakland. What are you going to give me? | ||
'''Durga: '''Another chance to save me. Another chance to save the world.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Another chance to save me. Another chance to save the world.<br /> | ||
== | ==Janissary== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees. | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject2.wav Audio Compilation 6min 20sec] | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/targeting_scope.wav targeting_scope] | |||
[[Recruiter|'''Recruiter''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>''' So they reassigned me to recruitment, and sent me back here to fly a desk instead.<br /> | |||
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki> '''Hm. Do you miss it?<br /> | |||
[[ | |||
[[Janissary James|'''Jan''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Hm. Do you miss it?<br /> | |||
'''Recruiter:''' Sometimes. I miss the guys. But it was time. It's ok when you carry the war on your back. It's heavy, but you do it because you ha--<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' Sometimes. I miss the guys. But it was time. It's ok when you carry the war on your back. It's heavy, but you do it because you ha--<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' --you have to.<br /> | '''Jan:''' --you have to.<br /> | ||
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'''Recruiter: '''What? Wait... you're not 18, you're 17.<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''What? Wait... you're not 18, you're 17.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/all_for_patriotism.wav all_for_patriotism] | |||
'''Jan:''' It rounds up to 18... My birthday's in 4 months.<br /> | '''Jan:''' It rounds up to 18... My birthday's in 4 months.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter: '''(chuckle) Four and a half. You didn't think to mention that?<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''(chuckle) Four and a half. You didn't think to mention that?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Look, I'm on my own, what difference does a few months make?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Look, I'm on my own, what difference does a few months make?<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' We've got to draw the line somewhere, kid. If people see us inducting children there'll be panic in the streets. | '''Recruiter:''' We've got to draw the line somewhere, kid. If people see us inducting children there'll be panic in the streets. | ||
'''Jan: '''Is that a joke? Look around you! Even [[Reach]] has fallen.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Is that a joke? Look around you! Even [[Reach]] has fallen.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter: '''Sorry kiddo. I'm all for patriotism, but you're going to have to wait four months.<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''Sorry kiddo. I'm all for patriotism, but you're going to have to wait four months.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''Ok, what if my mom signed for me?... Oh. That doesn't make me sound more grown up.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Ok, what if my mom signed for me?... Oh. That doesn't make me sound more grown up.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' Not so much.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' Not so much.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/eye_chart.wav eye_chart] | ||
'''Jan: '''Look! Look! (draws [[M6 Series|M6]])<br /> | '''Jan: '''Look! Look! (draws [[M6 Series|M6]])<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter: '''Hey, you can't draw that in here!<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''Hey, you can't draw that in here!<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''Just--watch... (strips and assembles the M6) I can strip clean and reassemble and M6 in 1/4 regulation time.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Just--watch... (strips and assembles the M6) I can strip clean and reassemble and M6 in 1/4 regulation time.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter: '''You're fast.<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''You're fast.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I can shoot | '''Jan:''' I can shoot 87% with an [[Sniper Rifle|SRS]] at 1000 meters.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' You're lying.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' You're lying.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''(holsters the M6) Yeah...<br /> | '''Jan: '''(holsters the M6) Yeah...<br /> | ||
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'''Jan: '''There was a crosswind.<br /> | '''Jan: '''There was a crosswind.<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) See that eye chart? Read me the bottom line.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) See that eye chart? Read me the bottom line.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Microprinting supplied by | '''Jan:''' Microprinting supplied by Opticon test instruments. A limited liability sector of the--<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) Actually, I meant the bigger line of letters above that, but never mind.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' (chuckles) Actually, I meant the bigger line of letters above that, but never mind.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/a_soldier.wav a_soldier] | ||
'''Jan:''' Sergeant, I know I look like just another teenage girl to you, but believe me, I can be the best soldier you ever recruited! | |||
'''Recruiter: '''Make me look good, you think?<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''Make me look good, you think?<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''I swear it!<br /> | '''Jan: '''I swear it!<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter:''' You're really ready to kick some [[ | '''Recruiter:''' You're really ready to kick some [[Covenant]] butt?<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''Sergeant, I did not always know this, but I was meant to be a soldier from the day I was born. | '''Jan: '''Sergeant, I did not always know this, but I was meant to be a soldier from the day I was born. | ||
'''Recruiter:''' Ah! There's just one problem.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' Ah! There's just one problem.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What?<br /> | '''Jan:''' What?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I've got no money, no place to go, nothi-- what am I supposed to do?!<br /> | '''Jan:''' I've got no money, no place to go, nothi-- what am I supposed to do?!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/go_home.wav go_home] | |||
'''Recruiter:''' Find a boyfriend. Stay up too late, talk on the chatter. Life is short enough without rushing into combat.<br /> | '''Recruiter:''' Find a boyfriend. Stay up too late, talk on the chatter. Life is short enough without rushing into combat.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I just want a chance to do something that matters!<br /> | '''Jan:''' I just want a chance to do something that matters!<br /> | ||
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'''Jan: '''(dejected sigh)<br /> | '''Jan: '''(dejected sigh)<br /> | ||
'''Recruiter: '''Go home, Janissary James. Next!<br /> | '''Recruiter: '''Go home, Janissary James. Next!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cat_fight.wav cat_fight] | |||
(doorbell)<br /> | (doorbell)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Oh, hey Jan. I thought you were going to enlist.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Oh, hey Jan. I thought you were going to enlist.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey: '''There's a ... right way to take that?<br /> | '''Jersey: '''There's a ... right way to take that?<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''She means it would take a hero to be her boyfriend, Jersey.<br /> | '''Durga: '''She means it would take a hero to be her boyfriend, Jersey.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' | '''Jersey:''' Oooo, cat fight!<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/bake_cookies.wav bake_cookies] | |||
'''Jan: '''Well, my guys do seem to end up dead.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Well, my guys do seem to end up dead.<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Jan, it wasn't your fa--<br /> | '''Durga: '''Jan, it wasn't your fa--<br /> | ||
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'''Durga: '''If the Covenant showed up tomorrow, you wouldn't even be in Basic yet.<br /> | '''Durga: '''If the Covenant showed up tomorrow, you wouldn't even be in Basic yet.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''(exasperated) You know what I mean!! (punches a wall) Dammit!!<br /> | '''Jan: '''(exasperated) You know what I mean!! (punches a wall) Dammit!!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''What the...?? I just bought a new lamp, and replaced the dishes! Would you people | '''Jersey: '''What the...?? I just bought a new lamp, and replaced the dishes! Would you people please stop tearing up my mom's apartment! | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/but_not_likely.wav but_not_likely] | |||
'''Durga:''' But, I have something else you could do.<br /> | '''Durga:''' But, I have something else you could do.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''What, like a job?<br /> | '''Jan: '''What, like a job?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' (laughs) You're crazier than Gilly.<br /> | '''Jan:''' (laughs) You're crazier than Gilly.<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Possible, but not likely. I'll keep an eye on it though.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Possible, but not likely. I'll keep an eye on it though.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''So, there's this [[ | '''Jersey: '''So, there's this [[Deep-Space Artifact|artifact]] on Chawla Base, being kept under wraps. The navy thinks <br />it's some kind of Covenant super-weapon, but-- | ||
'''Durga: '''There are reports being trickled back from a ship called the ''[[UNSC Pillar of Autumn|Pillar of Autumn]]''. | |||
'''Durga: '''There are reports being trickled back from a ship called the ''[[UNSC Pillar of Autumn|Pillar of Autumn]]''. | |||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/more_dangerous.wav more_dangerous] | |||
'''Durga:''' There's a chance the artifact isn't something Covenant at all. A chance that it's something much more dangerous.<br /> | '''Durga:''' There's a chance the artifact isn't something Covenant at all. A chance that it's something much more dangerous.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''More dangerous than a Covenant super weapon?<br /> | '''Jan: '''More dangerous than a Covenant super weapon?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan: '''Jersey, look... breaking into a military base is buggier than even my mother! Why not just contact the authorities? Call the press...?<br /> | '''Jan: '''Jersey, look... breaking into a military base is buggier than even my mother! Why not just contact the authorities? Call the press...?<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/are_you_in.wav are_you_in] | |||
'''Durga:''' Because, there were a whole shipload of people who knew about this. And they're all either dead or shipped to the front lines. If you try to tell the press, you'll end up in front of a bus.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Because, there were a whole shipload of people who knew about this. And they're all either dead or shipped to the front lines. If you try to tell the press, you'll end up in front of a bus.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Wait... I met a guy like that... [[McKaskill]]!<br /> | '''Jan:''' Wait... I met a guy like that... [[McKaskill]]!<br /> | ||
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'''Jan: '''Of course.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Of course.<br /> | ||
==Rani | ==Rani== | ||
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'''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' So, I'm thinking of maybe taking a post, somewhere else.<br /> | '''[[Rani Sobeck|Rani]]:''' So, I'm thinking of maybe taking a post, somewhere else.<br /> | ||
[[Sarah-John Pope|'''Sarah''']]'''<nowiki>:</nowiki>'''Leaving Boston?<br /> | |||
'''Rani:''' Yeah. And getting a haircut.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Yeah. And getting a haircut.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' What does getting a haircut have to do with leaving Boston?<br /> | '''Sarah:''' What does getting a haircut have to do with leaving Boston?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' A whole new me, you know? Don't you think I look a bit..frumpy? Not professional?<br /> | '''Rani:''' A whole new me, you know? Don't you think I look a bit..frumpy? Not professional?<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' I think you sound really freaked out. I think this job is really getting to you.<br /> | '''Sarah:''' I think you sound really freaked out. I think this job is really getting to you.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Yeah, I got mixed up with this guy. He had me convinced there was all this weird stuff going on, but he was crazy. | '''Rani:''' Yeah, I got mixed up with this guy. He had me convinced there was all this weird stuff going on, but he was crazy. | ||
'''Sarah:''' He was crazy?<br /> | '''Sarah:''' He was crazy?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Yeah. And I fell for it.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Yeah. And I fell for it.<br /> | ||
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'''Sarah:''' You were the one who told [[Trisha]] that [[Kale]] was two-timing her.<br /> | '''Sarah:''' You were the one who told [[Trisha]] that [[Kale]] was two-timing her.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''That was different, Kale was an idiot.<br /> | '''Rani: '''That was different, Kale was an idiot.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah: '''Yeah but you knew [[McKenzie (ilovebees)|Mr. McKenzie]] was having an affair with [[Delvecchio|Ms. Delvecchio]]. And that [[ | '''Sarah: '''Yeah but you knew [[McKenzie (ilovebees)|Mr. McKenzie]] was having an affair with [[Delvecchio|Ms. Delvecchio]]. And that [[Guptising]] was lying to us about his mom. | ||
'''Rani: '''She needed the pension money, anyone could see that!<br /> | '''Rani: '''She needed the pension money, anyone could see that!<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' No if this guy was crazy, you would have known.<br /> | '''Sarah:''' No if this guy was crazy, you would have known.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' But [[Major (UNSC)|Major]] [[Standish]] said that the--<br /> | '''Rani:''' But [[Major (UNSC)|Major]] [[Standish]] said that the--<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' --Then whoever this Standish is, he's a liar.<br /> | '''Sarah-John:''' --Then whoever this Standish is, he's a liar.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' I | '''Rani:''' I j--<br /> | ||
(knocks)<br /> | (knocks)<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''Oh, I've got to go.<br /> | '''Rani: '''Oh, I've got to go.<br /> | ||
'''Sarah:''' He was lying to you, Rani. And don't you believe it.<br /> | '''Sarah-John:''' He was lying to you, Rani. And don't you believe it.<br /> | ||
(chatter off)<br /> | (chatter off)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''(knocks) Hello?<br /> | '''Jersey: '''(knocks) Hello?<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey: '''18, thank you very much, since June.<br /> | '''Jersey: '''18, thank you very much, since June.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani: '''You came up from [[New York City|New York]] by train to talk to me about... what's in New York?<br /> | '''Rani: '''You came up from [[New York City|New York]] by train to talk to me about... what's in New York?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' You're doing that thing! That detective thing... How did you know I came from New York? My accent? Oh... the way I dress... Like that ONI guy that jumped you, but he had the wrong shoes.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You're doing that thing! That detective thing... How did you know I came from New York? My accent? Oh... the way I dress... Like that ONI guy that jumped you, but he had the wrong shoes.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' You've got a security check on your bag, and it says "NYC" in huge black letters...<br /> | '''Rani:''' You've got a security check on your bag, and it says "NYC" in huge black letters...<br /> | ||
Jersey: Oh... right...<br /> | |||
'''Rani: '''If you know about the ONI guy, you're obviously ONI. And, you're clueless. Goodbye! (shuts the door on Jersey)<br /> | '''Rani: '''If you know about the ONI guy, you're obviously ONI. And, you're clueless. Goodbye! (shuts the door on Jersey)<br /> | ||
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(chatter on)<br /> | (chatter on)<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' (through chatter) Rani, Sarah-John is right. You know Standish is lying to you. You know he tried to have [[Herzog]] killed. | '''Durga:''' (through chatter) Rani, Sarah-John is right. You know Standish is lying to you. You know he tried to have [[Herzog]] killed. | ||
'''Rani:''' Who are you, and how did you know that?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Who are you, and how did you know that?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I'm a rogue military AI. I think I came in on the Apocalypso, but I don't know because I can't remember. | '''Durga:''' I'm a rogue military AI. I think I came in on the Apocalypso, but I don't know because I can't remember. You're what?<br />'''Jersey: '''I can't believe you told her that! Why did you just come right out and tell her that?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''I can't believe you told her that! Why did you just come right out and tell her that?<br /> | |||
'''Durga: '''Because lying to Rani is stupid.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Because lying to Rani is stupid.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' And you'll expect me to believe you?<br /> | '''Rani:''' And you'll expect me to believe you?<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Ask me a question and if I can find the answer I'll tell you. For example, right now, [[Nick]] is off duty and playing ping pong with a guy they call '[[Itchy]]'. | '''Durga: '''Ask me a question and if I can find the answer I'll tell you. For example, right now, [[Nick]] is off duty, and playing ping pong with a guy they call '[[Itchy]]'. | ||
'''Rani: ''' | |||
'''Rani: '''You leave Nick out of this.<br /> | |||
'''Durga: '''What do you want to know?<br /> | '''Durga: '''What do you want to know?<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''Did we know [[Troy]] was going to be glassed?<br /> | '''Rani: '''Did we know [[Troy]] was going to be glassed?<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Yes.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Yes. | ||
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'''Rani: '''So why did Reach fall?<br /> | '''Rani: '''So why did Reach fall?<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Space is big. Really big. We have to be in the right place to hear the right transmission. Troy was a lucky break. (beep) I'm sorry, your chatter hasn't sufficient storage for my evidence so I've summarized it and forwarded as much as possible to you.<br /> | '''Durga: '''Space is big. Really big. We have to be in the right place to hear the right transmission. Troy was a lucky break. (beep) I'm sorry, your chatter hasn't sufficient storage for my evidence so I've summarized it and forwarded as much as possible to you.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''Oh my God, my memory's full. What-- these names, what... what are these names?<br /> | '''Rani: '''Oh my God, my memory's full. What-- these names, what... what are these names?<br /> | ||
'''Durga: '''Contact information for every Troy evacuee. The ones who have died since the evac are marked in red. | '''Durga: '''Contact information for every Troy evacuee. The ones who have died since the evac are marked in red. | ||
'''Rani: '''What are you?<br /> | |||
'''Rani: '''What are you? <br />(from outside) Durga is a very curious girl! | |||
'''Durga: '''Rani, we both know we have to shut the artifact down. Look at the information I sent you. If you are willing to help, come meet with us on Saturday.<br /><br /> | |||
'''Durga: '''Rani, we both know we have to shut the artifact down. Look at the information I sent you. If you are willing to help, come meet with us on Saturday.<br /><br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/brainwash.wav brainwash] | |||
'''Rani: '''Look, I don't... The artifact is just... I can't do anything about it.<br /> | '''Rani: '''Look, I don't... The artifact is just... I can't do anything about it.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' But Rani, you've got to help us! That thing could be a giant bomb! It could brainwash us all so we'd join the Covenant! | '''Jersey:''' But Rani, you've got to help us! That thing could be a giant bomb! It could brainwash us all so we'd join the Covenant! | ||
'''Rani:''' I can't. Look, you don't understand. They're watching me. And I just... can't.<br /> | '''Rani:''' I can't. Look, you don't understand. They're watching me. And I just... can't.<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' You're going to have to be a little brave, Rani. Think about it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' You're going to have to be a little brave, Rani. Think about it.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Oh, you mentioned a haircut. I know a guy in Beacon Hill, the best in Boston.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Oh, you mentioned a haircut. I know a guy in Beacon Hill, the best in Boston.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Excuse me, is this seat taken?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Excuse me, is this seat taken?<br /> | ||
'''Goon: '''No, but there's a lot of empty seats in this car.<br /> | '''Goon: '''No, but there's a lot of empty seats in this car.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Oh I know, Major Standish is just the dreamiest, isn't he?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Oh I know, Major Standish is just the dreamiest, isn't he?<br /> | ||
'''Goon:''' I don't know what you're talking about!<br /> | '''Goon:''' I don't know what you're talking about!<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''I caught you twice in store windows on my way down to the station. Here's a free tip - I'm not much of a window shopper, so usually if you see me peer into glass like that, just assume you've been made.<br /> | '''Rani: '''I caught you twice in store windows on my way down to the station. Here's a free tip - I'm not much of a window shopper, so usually if you see me peer into glass like that, just assume you've been made.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/cattle_prod.wav cattle_prod] | ||
'''Goon:''' *sigh* We could still keep this all real polite, and just go back to pretending you don't notice.<br /> | '''Goon:''' *sigh* We could still keep this all real polite, and just go back to pretending you don't notice.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''I don't worry so much about polite when I'm being ''stalked''.<br /> | '''Rani: '''I don't worry so much about polite when I'm being ''stalked''.<br /> | ||
'''Conductor: '''(in the background) Tickets please.<br /> | '''Conductor: '''(in the background) Tickets please.<br /> | ||
'''Goon: '''Look, this is really starting to annoy me.<br /> | '''Goon: '''Look, this is really starting to annoy me.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''If you sit there and tell me bare-faced that this is all for my own protection, I will stand up and scream rape, so help me God! | '''Rani: '''If you sit there and tell me bare-faced that this is all for my own protection, I will stand up and scream [[Sexual Assault|rape]], so help me God! | ||
'''Goon: '''Listen, cowgirl, the only way I touch you is with a cattle-prod. And don't think I haven't thought about it.<br /> | '''Goon: '''Listen, cowgirl, the only way I touch you is with a cattle-prod. And don't think I haven't thought about it.<br /> | ||
'''Conductor: '''Tickets, please.<br /> | '''Conductor: '''Tickets, please.<br /> | ||
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'''Conductor:''' Eh, this ticket was for yesterday.<br /> | '''Conductor:''' Eh, this ticket was for yesterday.<br /> | ||
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'''Goon: '''That's impossible, I just bought it! | |||
'''Goon: '''That's impossible, I just bought it! | |||
'''Conductor: '''Well, well, well. Someone hasn't paid a lot of parking fines.<br /> | '''Conductor: '''Well, well, well. Someone hasn't paid a lot of parking fines.<br /> | ||
'''Goon:''' Parking fines?!<br /> | '''Goon:''' Parking fines?!<br /> | ||
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'''Goon: '''I never stole any cars!<br /> | '''Goon: '''I never stole any cars!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Fraud too... selling fake insurance policies?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Fraud too... selling fake insurance policies?<br /> | ||
'''Conductor:''' ...I don't see... oh you're right! | '''Conductor:''' ...I don't see... oh you're right! | ||
'''Goon:''' What are you doing? | |||
'''Goon:''' What are you doing? | |||
'''Conductor:''' To the widows of vets?!<br /> | '''Conductor:''' To the widows of vets?!<br /> | ||
'''Goon:''' Hey, but, but--<br /> | '''Goon:''' Hey, but, but--<br /> | ||
'''Conductor: '''(grabs him and roughs him) Get on your feet | '''Conductor: '''(grabs him and roughs him) Get on your feet.<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''What kind of person would take advantage of the widows of men who died to save us all? *tsk* | '''Rani: '''What kind of person would take advantage of the widows of men who died to save us all? *tsk* some people...<br /> | ||
'''Goon: '''(in the distance) This is all a mistake!<br /> | '''Goon: '''(in the distance) This is all a mistake!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' (loaded into the system) Yeah, some people.<br /> | '''Durga:''' (loaded into the system) Yeah, some people.<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' *sigh* This is crazy. (knocks) Hello?<br /> | '''Rani:''' *sigh* This is crazy. (knocks) Hello?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''(opens door) Oh, it's you.<br /> | '''Jersey: '''(opens door) Oh, it's you.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Umm, so, I mean, I don't really know what I can do, but umm--<br /> | '''Rani:''' Umm, so, I mean, I don't really know what I can do, but umm--<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' --Listen, if you walk through this door, there's just one fuh-reakin rule - no bustin' up my mom's apartment! Got it? | '''Jersey:''' --Listen, if you walk through this door, there's just one fuh-reakin rule - no bustin' up my mom's apartment! Got it? | ||
'''Rani:''' Uh, sure?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Uh, sure?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''Jeez, is that so much to ask? Jan! Jan! You got some sheet board or something at your place?<br /> | '''Jersey: '''Jeez, is that so much to ask? Jan! Jan! You got some sheet board or something at your place?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Nope, sorry.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Nope, sorry.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Wow. There's a | '''Rani:''' Wow. There's a..hole..in your wall...<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''That's Rani for ya. Always thinking.<br /> | '''Jersey: '''That's Rani for ya. Always thinking.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/liquid_plyboard.wav liquid_plyboard] | ||
'''Kamal:''' Jersey, manners!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Jersey, manners!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''Manners? I've got to get this fixed before my mom gets back!<br /> | '''Jersey: '''Manners? I've got to get this fixed before my mom gets back!<br /> | ||
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'''Rani:''' Oh, I am so sorry about Coral.<br /> | '''Rani:''' Oh, I am so sorry about Coral.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' How did you know that I was from Coral?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' How did you know that I was from Coral?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey: '''Don't even ask! Ok... College boy's right Rani, I should be nice to you... can I get you anything? | '''Jersey: '''Don't even ask! Ok... College boy's right Rani, I should be nice to you... can I get you anything? | ||
'''Rani:''' Um, something to drink would be great!<br /> | '''Rani:''' Um, something to drink would be great!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Kitchen's right through there. Watch your step though. I don't think Kamal got all the--<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Kitchen's right through there. Watch your step though. I don't think Kamal got all the--<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' --for the last time, I swept up all the glass!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' --for the last time, I swept up all the glass!<br /> | ||
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'''Jan: '''Hey, you must be the brave one. I'm Jan.<br /> | '''Jan: '''Hey, you must be the brave one. I'm Jan.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Uh, beg your pardon?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Uh, beg your pardon?<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Oh, what, brave?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Oh, what, brave?<br /> | ||
'''Rani: '''Ya, not what most people would say. (giggles) Not what I would say.<br /> | '''Rani: '''Ya, not what most people would say. (giggles) Not what I would say.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''Come on you're an ONI analyst who's about to help us break into a navy base. What's the penalty for that? Induced-- | '''Jan: '''Come on you're an ONI analyst who's about to help us break into a navy base. What's the penalty for that? Induced-- | ||
'''Rani:''' --induced coma..<br /> | '''Rani:''' --induced coma..<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Now my whole family seems to have some kind of death wish. And Kamal, from what I gather, doesn't have a hell of a lot left to live for. But to risk all that based on one of Jersey's plans? That looks like brave to me.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Now my whole family seems to have some kind of death wish. And Kamal, from what I gather, doesn't have a hell of a lot left to live for. But to risk all that based on one of Jersey's plans? That looks like brave to me.<br />[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/i_never_do.wav i_never_do] | ||
'''Rani:''' Well, I guess, I mean, I haven't really thought of-- one of Jersey's plans?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Well, I guess, I mean, I haven't really thought of-- one of Jersey's plans?<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''You want something to drink?<br /> | '''Jan: '''You want something to drink?<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Uh, sure?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Uh, sure? (opens a bottle)<br /> | ||
( | '''Jan: '''(giggles) Just don't read the ingredients.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' | '''Rani:''' Oh, I never do.<br /> | ||
'''Jan: '''Ok, come into the living room, let's do this thing!<br /> | '''Jan: '''Ok, come into the living room, let's do this thing!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' I guess the women folk's supposed to come out of the kitchen now. (giggles)<br /> | '''Rani:''' I guess the women folk's supposed to come out of the kitchen now. (giggles)<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' I like your hair.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I like your hair.<br /> | ||
==Jersey | ==Jersey (and Durga and Kamal and Jan and Rani)== | ||
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'''Durga:''' So, the short version is, the artifact is at Chawla, it is counting down, and it must be stopped.<br /> | |||
'''Kamal:''' If that's true, why doesn't his Standish guy see that?<br /> | |||
'''Durga:''' So, the short version is, the artifact is at Chawla | |||
'''Kamal:''' If that's true, why doesn't | |||
'''Durga:''' He has a great deal invested in another answer, Kamal. He believes he has the prototype of the next generation of Covenant weapons, all the enemy's secrets, if only he can unlock them.<br /> | '''Durga:''' He has a great deal invested in another answer, Kamal. He believes he has the prototype of the next generation of Covenant weapons, all the enemy's secrets, if only he can unlock them.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' But why would he keep going down this path so blindly?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' But why would he keep going down this path so blindly?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Thanks for the translation.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Thanks for the translation.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Don't mention it, college boy.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Don't mention it, college boy.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' No problem, high school kid. Or haven't you graduated yet?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' No problem, high school kid. Or haven't you graduated yet?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' ''(warningly)'' Boys...<br /> | '''Jan:''' ''(warningly)'' Boys...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' We need to get to the artifact and turn it off. Trouble is, Chawla Base is a totally self | '''Kamal:''' We need to get to the artifact and turn it off. Trouble is, Chawla Base is a totally self contained and secure system.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Like [[Crystal Security]].<br /> | '''Jan:''' Like [[Crystal Security]].<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Times 10.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Times 10.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' No problem, Durga. You know, I've been thinking about this, and I've got a plan.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' No problem, Durga. You know, I've been thinking about this, and I've got a plan.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' ''(shocked)'' Jersey? You've got a plan? To get in Chawla...?<br /> | '''Durga:''' ''(shocked)'' Jersey? You've got a plan? To get in Chawla...?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' What, you think I'm not the hero type?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' What, you think I'm not the hero type?<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' [[ONI Signal Corps]]. Crazy like a fox, baby!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' [[ONI Signal Corps]]. Crazy like a fox, baby!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' So what's the plan?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' So what's the plan?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' I go in... as a [[ | '''Jersey:''' I go in... as a [[Pizza|pizza]] delivery guy!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' What?!<br /> | '''Rani:''' What?!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey, navy guys love pizza! Then, Kamal goes in as a chatter network repair guy, and he's got the chatter link for Durga, and Jan goes in as a recruit.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey, navy guys love pizza! Then, Kamal goes in as a chatter network repair guy, and he's got the chatter link for Durga, and Jan goes in as a recruit.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' As if...<br /> | '''Jan:''' As if...<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey! Live the fantasy, that's all I'm saying!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey! Live the fantasy, that's all I'm saying!<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' You can't deliver pizza in a secure area!<br /> | '''Rani:''' You can't deliver pizza in a secure area!<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' *Tsk* | '''Jersey:''' *Tsk* yeah, I know that. So uh, so we get in, I'm delivering pies to the civilian base, like your building, but there we, change into our special forces uniforms!<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' ...Special forces uniforms...<br /> | '''Jan:''' ...Special forces uniforms...<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Right, the ones Durga will order up for us tonight. We change in the bathroom, then Durga creates a diversion. Like you did with the [[George Shebura|auditor]].<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Right, the ones Durga will order up for us tonight. We change in the bathroom, then Durga creates a diversion. Like you did with the [[George Shebura|auditor]].<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' So you make the diversion right ''outside'' Chawla. Like, I dunno, maybe there's something like um, an accident, and a circus with midget clowns riding unicycles with their hair on fire... I don't know! Just stick with the big picture here.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' So you make the diversion right ''outside'' Chawla. Like, I dunno, maybe there's something like um, an accident, and a circus with midget clowns riding unicycles with their hair on fire... I don't know! Just stick with the big picture here.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/garter_belt.wav garter_belt] | |||
'''Durga:''' Jersey, I'm not sure that that's--<br /> | '''Durga:''' Jersey, I'm not sure that that's--<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' --then, we trip every alarm we can find | '''Jersey:''' --then, we trip every alarm we can find. Adding even more confusion, total chaos! We find the artifact, we trigger it, and then Durga calls for the building to be evacuated.<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' Um, what about the part where they shoot you trying to get into building 41?<br /> | '''Rani:''' Um, what about the part where they shoot you trying to get into building 41?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' That's where Jan comes in!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' That's where Jan comes in!<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Oh God, I hope so.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Oh God, I hope so.<br /> | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/hapless_guy.wav hapless_guy] | |||
'''Jan:''' Rani...<br /> | '''Jan:''' Rani...<br /> | ||
'''Rani:''' I can show you the base layout.<br /> | '''Rani:''' I can show you the base layout.<br /> | ||
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'''Jersey:''' Ah, just had to break the ice. Girls like Jan and Durga, they feel better if they're bailing out some hapless guy.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Ah, just had to break the ice. Girls like Jan and Durga, they feel better if they're bailing out some hapless guy.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' You know how to play the part, I'll give you that.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' You know how to play the part, I'll give you that.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey, I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid. Want a [[ | '''Jersey:''' Hey, I may be dumb, but I ain't stupid. Want a [[Beer|beer]]?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Are you even old enough to drink that?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Are you even old enough to drink that?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Hey we can't fight any more, my mom's going to kill me as it is.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Hey we can't fight any more, my mom's going to kill me as it is.<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal/Jersey:''' Oh man!<br /> | '''Kamal/Jersey:''' Oh man!<br /> | ||
==Herzog | ==[[Herzog]]== | ||
These clips were manufactured by the [[Operator]] in order to trick [[Durga]] into accepting information she wouldn't otherwise trust. The dialog is somewhat | These clips were manufactured by the [[Operator]] in order to trick [[Durga]] into accepting information she wouldn't otherwise trust. The dialog is somewhat flavored by the [[Operator]]'s own speech patterns. | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees. | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week10_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 1min 52sec] | ||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/needles.wav needles] | |||
McKaskill: (on chatter) Hello?<br /> | |||
Herzog: McKaskill. Good.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: You must have the wrong--<br /> | |||
Herzog: Disconnect, and I'll tell Section III where you are.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: Dammit! You are just bad luck, you know that?<br /> | |||
Herzog: I'm already as good as dead. Don't think I give a damn about taking you with me.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: My life hasn't been worth a dry-man's spit since we had our first little chat before the Apolcalypso shipped out.<br /> | |||
Herzog: What can I say? I have a way with people.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: When the whole thing started to go down, I tried to squirt your note. Did you know that? The Op busted me up for it pretty good.<br /> | |||
Herzog: It was the right thing to do.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: Yeah, sure. Only you'd be mumbling McKaskill's loaderboy getting the long-sleeve, if she had ratted me out, not you.<br /> | |||
Herzog: We have to talk about the artifact you beheld on the Apocalypso.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: I hate the sight of needles. I can't even give blood!<br /> | |||
Herzog: McKaskill it took a lot of work to seek you out, I need to know how they triggered it, everything depends on it.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: I told the investigators, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!<br /> | |||
[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/outbound/the_truth.wav the_truth] | |||
Herzog: I don't know what they'll do if I give them your location. Maybe a hard sound pulse to drop you while you're crossing the street or.. or gas, they're using gas more these days.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: (gets a drink) I was just messing around. Like it had these shapes on it, you know? Triangles and lines, and dots... I wasn't even thinking about it, just a nervous habit. (takes a drink) I got bad nerves!<br /> | |||
Herzog: Right. And?<br /> | |||
McKaskill: They went all the way around, like the tread on a tire. I don't know why, I just touched all the triangles first. The official lab team had given up. They couldn't get nothing out of it.<br /> | |||
Herzog: Triangles, all the way around...<br /> | |||
McKaskill: Mhm, (drinks) then lines.<br /> | |||
Herzog: And dots...?<br /> | |||
McKaskill: (chuckles) and kablam!<br /> | |||
Herzog: Triangles... lines... dots...<br /> | |||
McKaskill: Damn, I'm empty.<br /> | |||
Herzog: If it makes you feel any better about revealing the truth, you may have just saved the planet.<br /> | |||
McKaskill: Then maybe the planet can buy me a drink.<br /> | |||
(chatter off)<br /> | (chatter off)<br /> | ||
[[Category:I Love Bees|Axon Clips Chapter 90]] | |||
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