Halo: Uprising Issue 4
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Halo: Uprising Issue Four was released on April 15, 2009 and is the last issue of comics in the Halo: Uprising series. It is said that it's delay was due to a last minute change in Halo 3's plot, and it was decided that Halo: Uprising needed reworking.Template:Fact
Short Summary
The story starts of in the Cleveland sewers with the hotel concierge Ruwan, getting anally raped by Brutes. He escapes but then gets anally raped by Master Chief's metal dick, because Ruwan was a noob. Ruwan then go shoot in the ass, and died of gonorrhea. As Master Chief got back from space, he started shooting his shitty assault rifle everywhere until he shot Miranda and fucked her corpse after. The marines were pissed off at the Chief so they all went through the ass portal into the Ark, where they then ended up being raped by the flood. Arbiter, the Necrophiliac decided to shoot the flood with his dick rifle, but he was then eaten alive. Master Chief and Samuel L Jackson lookalike then got to the control room, and Samuel L Jackson was fried alive by the transsexual light bulb, who then laser raped Samuel L Jackson. Master Chief spartan laser fucked the light bulb and fired the ass ray, which started to destroy the Gaylo.
Arbiter, fresh from surprise butt secks with Captain keyes dead, rotting corpse, returned just in time to be raped by fifty flood tanks, and die a bloody, horrible, sperm covered death. Master Chief then used his dick rifle to reach Samuel L Jacksons gaymobile, and they managed to escape to the USS Butt Crack, but not before the transsexual light bulbs totaly raped all the marines on board and molested Cortana. Swallowing the cum, Cortana was left behind to be fucked by the light bulbs while the now clearly bisexual Master Chief escaped to the USS Butt Crack, activating the butt secks drive and flying away. Sitting down comfortably and taking off his helmet, the flood hidden in the ship bent him over and raped him long and hard, until, with no one to drive the ship, it crashed into a black hole, breaking up and trapping Master Chief in a world of gay rape for a billion billion gay years.
Credits
- Alex Maleev - Penciling, Inking, and Coloring
- Chris Eliopoulos - Lettering
- Brian Micheal Bendis - Author
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| Preceded by Issue 3 |
Halo: Uprising comic series Issue 4 |
Succeeded by Halo 3 |
