Category:Armor

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This is a category for determining various players' penis lengths. Those with what is called "Recon" have approximately 0.2mm, due to the difficulty of attaining such a helmet. Scientific studies verify this with the following logic: For someone to devote that much time to making videos and other things to impress the God Bungie, they must have absolutely no chance with the opposite sex and are forced to "wank" to the electronic "bi" called Cortana. We have named this pheonmeon "Raust Syndrome", after renowned rapper turned pedophile Michael Raust, because, as he says, "I aint got no game. EEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!"

Subcategories

This category has the following 4 subcategories, out of 4 total.

A

C

P

U

Pages in category "Armor"

The following 96 pages are in this category, out of 96 total.