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=="Taxes Suck" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])== | =="Taxes Suck" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] | ||
[ | [http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/e/e6/Smarter.ogg smarter] | ||
''(door opens, Jersey enters)''<br /> | ''(door opens, Jersey enters)''<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' You're smarter than people give you credit for.<br /> | '''Durga:''' You're smarter than people give you credit for.<br /> | ||
[ | [http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/b/bd/Raffle.ogg raffle] | ||
'''Jersey:''' Which people?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Which people?<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' Time-stamped 5 months ago to a night he bought a case of beer.<br /> | '''Durga:''' Time-stamped 5 months ago to a night he bought a case of beer.<br /> | ||
[ | [http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/4/43/Winning.ogg winning] | ||
'''Jersey:''' I never get cool stuff in the mail. Uh, besides you.<br /> | '''Jersey:''' I never get cool stuff in the mail. Uh, besides you.<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' She's winning...<br /> | '''Durga:''' She's winning...<br /> | ||
[ | [http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/b/bf/Taxes_suck.ogg taxes_suck] | ||
'''Durga:''' So why does the IRS want to audit you?<br /> | '''Durga:''' So why does the IRS want to audit you?<br /> | ||
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(computer makes noises as Durga does stuff)<br /> | (computer makes noises as Durga does stuff)<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Durga!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Durga!<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' How much should we start with? How about the gross planetary product of [[ | '''Durga:''' How much should we start with? How about the gross planetary product of [[Minister|Minister (colony)]] colony?<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' Are you insane?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' Are you insane?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.<br /> | '''Durga:''' You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.<br /> | ||
[ | [http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/d/d6/Would_that_help.ogg would_that_help] | ||
'''Jersey:''' You can't channel tax money to me, taxes are for a reason. I mean, roads, drinking water...<br /> | '''Jersey:''' You can't channel tax money to me, taxes are for a reason. I mean, roads, drinking water...<br /> | ||
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'''Durga:''' I could kill him... Would that help?<br /> | '''Durga:''' I could kill him... Would that help?<br /> | ||
[ | [http://images.wikia.com/halo/images/a/a2/I_durga.ogg i_durga] | ||
'''Jersey:''' No!<br /> | '''Jersey:''' No!<br /> | ||