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'''[[Unnamed Lieutenant (ilovebees)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br /> | '''[[Unnamed Lieutenant (ilovebees)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br /> | ||
'''[[Herzog]]:''' On the contrary, it's very nearly too late.<br /> | '''[[Herzog]]:''' On the contrary, it's very nearly too late.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' Do you know what you're sloshing around there youngster? That's a high-house | '''Herzog/COM:''' Do you know what you're sloshing around there youngster? That's a high-house [[Alt Burgundy]] 22.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Uh please, sir, not the cranky old man.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Uh please, sir, not the cranky old man.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' And what's wrong with the cranky old man?<br /> | '''Herzog/COM:''' And what's wrong with the cranky old man?<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' They don't make it any more.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' They don't make it any more.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Regrettable, sir. Perhaps the scent - tar, is it, sir? - was not to everyone's taste.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Regrettable, sir. Perhaps the scent - tar, is it, sir? - was not to everyone's taste.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' They don't make it because alt burgundy comes from Jericho VII.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' They don't make it because alt burgundy comes from [[Jericho VII]].<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Came.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Came.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' Ah hell, you weren't even born. Pour yourself a drink, lieutenant.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Ah hell, you weren't even born. Pour yourself a drink, lieutenant.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' I don't... very well, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' I don't... very well, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Here's to Jericho that fell, and a Sigma Octanus IV that did not.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Here's to Jericho that fell, and a [[Sigma Octanus IV]] that did not.<br /> | ||
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'''Herzog:''' Well, it's not to everybody's taste...<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Well, it's not to everybody's taste...<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Uh, no, sir.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Uh, no, sir.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Shortly before they turned for home, the Apocalypso, heavily cloaked and posted deep in Covenant space, began experiencing some slight but troubling anomalies with their computer systems. Just as her captain decided to bring her home, long range sensors detected a curious object adrift in space.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Shortly before they turned for home, the [[UNSC Apocalypso|''Apocalypso'']], heavily cloaked and posted deep in Covenant space, began experiencing some slight but troubling anomalies with their computer systems. Just as her captain decided to bring her home, long range sensors detected a curious object adrift in space.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Where did you get this? I read the reports - none of this is in here.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Where did you get this? I read the reports - none of this is in here.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' The object was roughly the size of a tire. A Covenant artifact of a completely new design unlike anything we've seen before, and frankly pretty inscrutable. I talked to the Apocalypso's captain, that's how.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' The object was roughly the size of a tire. A [[Deep-Space Artifact|Covenant artifact]] of a completely new design unlike anything we've seen before, and frankly pretty inscrutable. I talked to the Apocalypso's captain, that's how.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' You don't think... even if there was something important on the Apocalypso, something crucial to the war effort...<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' You don't think... even if there was something important on the Apocalypso, something crucial to the war effort...<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Like a new piece of Covenant technology capable of crippling an entire solar system's C&C channels?<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Like a new piece of Covenant technology capable of crippling an entire solar system's C&C channels?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Although, if you're right about Troy -<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Although, if you're right about [[Troy]] -<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Then Harmony - Harmony is the instructive one.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Then [[Harmony]] - Harmony is the instructive one.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | ||
[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] | ||