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'''Durga:''' I'll take care of it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'll take care of it.<br /> | ||
==Janissary James== | ==[[Janissary James]]== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 22sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 22sec] | ||
[[Media:domestic_skills.ogg|domestic_skills]] | [[Media:domestic_skills.ogg|domestic_skills]] | ||
'''Gladys:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br /> | '''[[Gladys Wilson|Gladys]]:''' Whew, that was a mighty fine dinner, little lady.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Yeah, you know, pushing the ''synthesize button'' - it's an art form.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Yeah, you know, pushing the ''synthesize button'' - it's an art form.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Jan gets insulted when you compliment her domestic skills, Gladys.<br /> | '''[[James James|James J]]:''' Jan gets insulted when you compliment her domestic skills, Gladys.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I'm going out.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I'm going out.<br /> | ||
'''James J:''' Hey, you're not going out!<br /> | '''James J:''' Hey, you're not going out!<br /> | ||
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'''Gladys:''' Says who?<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Says who?<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' You heard him - dad.<br /> | '''Jan:''' You heard him - dad.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' That dog won't hunt, Jan. When I joined the | '''Gladys:''' That dog won't hunt, Jan. When I joined the [[UNSC Marine Corps|Marines]], I didn't ask my mama's permission.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' Does he know you're in here, like, encouraging insurrection?<br /> | '''Jan:''' Does he know you're in here, like, encouraging insurrection?<br /> | ||
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'''Gladys:''' Uh-uh-uh I will slap you as soon as look at you missy, now you just remember that.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Uh-uh-uh I will slap you as soon as look at you missy, now you just remember that.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' (laughs) Dad....!<br /> | '''Jan:''' (laughs) Dad....!<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' ...My point being, I'd stop by moon parlor on the bus ride in. A place called Sharfie's.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' ...My point being, I'd stop by moon parlor on the bus ride in. A place called [[Sharfie's]].<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I've heard about it. Nothing good. Cops don't go to that part of town.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I've heard about it. Nothing good. Cops don't go to that part of town.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' ''But'', a girl like ''you'' could use a glimpse of...reality. Straighten out your priorities.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' ''But'', a girl like ''you'' could use a glimpse of...reality. Straighten out your priorities.<br /> | ||
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'''Jan:''' Playing moons if you don't mind.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Playing moons if you don't mind.<br /> | ||
(crash)<br /> | (crash)<br /> | ||
'''Thin:''' (in the distance) Who do you think you are, grub? Huh?! Big enough man to lie to my face? Imagine you can tussle with Thin Kinkle?<br /> | '''[[Thin Kinkle|Thin]]:''' (in the distance) Who do you think you are, grub? Huh?! Big enough man to lie to my face? Imagine you can tussle with Thin Kinkle?<br /> | ||
'''Paolo:''' Come on Thin, I mean, come on! I wouldn't lie! Gimme a PQI if you don't believe me.<br /> | '''[[Paolo]]:''' Come on Thin, I mean, come on! I wouldn't lie! Gimme a PQI if you don't believe me.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' What's going on?<br /> | '''Jan:''' What's going on?<br /> | ||
'''Waitress:''' Shh... dammit, zip up your shirt all the way and shut up!<br /> | '''Waitress:''' Shh... dammit, zip up your shirt all the way and shut up!<br /> | ||
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[[Media:its_a_chicken.ogg|its_a_chicken]] | [[Media:its_a_chicken.ogg|its_a_chicken]] | ||
'''Hiro:''' What is that?<br /> | '''[[Hiroyuki|Hiro]]:''' What is that?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' It's a chicken.<br /> | '''[[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]]:''' It's a chicken.<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' It's a raw chicken.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' It's a raw chicken.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Sophia's coming to dinner tonight.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Sophia's coming to dinner tonight.<br /> | ||
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'''Together:''' Hi!<br /> | '''Together:''' Hi!<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Hi, thank you for coming. uh...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Hi, thank you for coming. uh...<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Thanks for having me.<br /> | '''[[Sophia Bossedon|Sophia]]:''' Thanks for having me.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Oh of course.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Oh of course.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' Oh, what's that smell?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' Oh, what's that smell?<br /> | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Yeah...<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Yeah...<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' She'd be in bed for a week, she'd wear black, and not tell anybody why.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' She'd be in bed for a week, she'd wear black, and not tell anybody why.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' When I was a kid, my mother didn't care about that kind of thing. After my sister died, she got way more strict.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' When I was a kid, my mother didn't care about that kind of thing. After my [[Yasmine Zaman|sister]] died, she got way more strict.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' What happened to your sister?<br /> | '''Sophia:''' What happened to your sister?<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Genetic disorder. It's funny, you know, when she was little, she was unstoppable. I mean, the best you ever saw.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Genetic disorder. It's funny, you know, when she was little, she was unstoppable. I mean, the best you ever saw.<br /> | ||
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[[Media:cranky_old_man.ogg|cranky_old_man]] | [[Media:cranky_old_man.ogg|cranky_old_man]] | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br /> | '''[[Unnamed Lieutenant (ilovebees)|Lieutenant]]:''' It's a little early for wine, isn't it, sir?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' On the contrary, it's very nearly too late.<br /> | '''[[Herzog]]:''' On the contrary, it's very nearly too late.<br /> | ||
'''Herzog/COM:''' Do you know what you're sloshing around there youngster? That's a high-house alt-burgundy 22<br /> | '''Herzog/COM:''' Do you know what you're sloshing around there youngster? That's a high-house alt-burgundy 22<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Uh please, sir, not the cranky old man.<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Uh please, sir, not the cranky old man.<br /> | ||
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'''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Oh... what are you going to do?<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Under the circumstances, I think I'll have another drink.<br /> | ||
[[Category:I Love Bees]] | [[Category:I Love Bees]] | ||