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'''Axon Clips Chapter 3''' is the third chapter in the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the fourth week of August/first week of September, [[2552]]. | '''Axon Clips Chapter 3''' is the third chapter in the [[I Love Bees]] audio drama. It takes place during the fourth week of August/first week of September, [[2552]]. | ||
=="Taxes Suck" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] | |||
=="Taxes Suck" ([[Jersey Morelli]] and [[Durga]])== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject1.wav Audio Compilation 4min 43sec] | |||
[[Media:smarter.ogg|smarter]] | [[Media:smarter.ogg|smarter]] | ||
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'''Durga:''' ...Or ''physically'' hurt him. I'll take care of it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' ...Or ''physically'' hurt him. I'll take care of it.<br /> | ||
'''Jersey:''' How?<br /> | '''Jersey:''' How?<br /> | ||
'''Durga:''' I'll take care of it.<br /> | '''Durga:''' I'll take care of it.<br /> | ||
=="Thin Kinkle" | =="Thin Kinkle" [[Janissary James]]== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 22sec] | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject2.wav Jan Audio Compilation 7min 22sec] | |||
[[Media:domestic_skills.ogg|domestic_skills]] | [[Media:domestic_skills.ogg|domestic_skills]] | ||
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'''Gladys:''' I'll, uh, help you with those dishes.<br /> | '''Gladys:''' I'll, uh, help you with those dishes.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' We just dump them in the sink.<br /> | '''Jan:''' We just dump them in the sink.<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' Then I reckon I can help you dump. You go watch some sports, Jim. The ladies'll clean up. | '''Gladys:''' Then I reckon I can help you dump. You go watch some sports, Jim. The ladies'll clean up. | ||
[[Media:insurrection.ogg|insurrection]] | [[Media:insurrection.ogg|insurrection]] | ||
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'''Jan:''' Well there is this guy I met and, something he said just started me thinking -<br /> | '''Jan:''' Well there is this guy I met and, something he said just started me thinking -<br /> | ||
'''Gladys:''' Uh-oh...<br /> | '''Gladys:''' Uh-oh...<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I've been tweaked up, haven't I? Not like you and dad, I know that. But... some. | '''Jan:''' I've been tweaked up, haven't I? Not like you and dad, I know that. But... some. | ||
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'''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br /> | '''Jan:''' Bark at them, and they jump. Tickle them (giggles), and they laugh. (seductive) ''Kiss'' them, and they fall in love. (boastful) And if you shoot them, 8 off the rags, play the kiss on the suicide bar backspin into the corner pocket... I say - shoot them - they die.<br /> | ||
(applause) | (applause) | ||
[[Media:girls_with_guns.ogg|girls_with_guns]] | [[Media:girls_with_guns.ogg|girls_with_guns]] | ||
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'''Thin:''' No, just experience. I'm past 30, I've been around forever. Retirement comes sudden to people like you and me.<br /> | '''Thin:''' No, just experience. I'm past 30, I've been around forever. Retirement comes sudden to people like you and me.<br /> | ||
'''Jan:''' I am ''nothing'' like you.<br /> | '''Jan:''' I am ''nothing'' like you.<br /> | ||
'''Thin:''' (giggle) We'll see...<br /> | '''Thin:''' (giggle) We'll see...<br /> | ||
=="Chicken Dinner" ([[Kamal Zaman|Kamal]])== | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 27sec] | |||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject3.wav Audio Compilation 7min 27sec] | |||
[[Media:its_a_chicken.ogg|its_a_chicken]] | [[Media:its_a_chicken.ogg|its_a_chicken]] | ||
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'''Hiro:''' Nothing...<br /> | '''Hiro:''' Nothing...<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Whaat?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Whaat?<br /> | ||
'''Hiro:''' Just that, when you do your surgery rotation, I want to be in another state. | '''Hiro:''' Just that, when you do your surgery rotation, I want to be in another state. | ||
[[Media:butter_flavored.ogg|butter_flavored]] | [[Media:butter_flavored.ogg|butter_flavored]] | ||
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'''Hiro:''' We don't have butter either.<br /> | '''Hiro:''' We don't have butter either.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' So I used butter flavored popcorn oil! Hey, it's butter flavored!<br /> | '''Kamal:''' So I used butter flavored popcorn oil! Hey, it's butter flavored!<br /> | ||
(knocking) | (knocking) | ||
[[Media:surgeon_general.ogg|surgeon_general]] | [[Media:surgeon_general.ogg|surgeon_general]] | ||
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'''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' It's okay.<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' I didn't mean to.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' I didn't mean to.<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' No, it's okay. Anyway, by the time I woke up, she had already gone outside and the thing had happened and she was in the hospital. And she was never right again. | '''Kamal:''' No, it's okay. Anyway, by the time I woke up, she had already gone outside and the thing had happened and she was in the hospital. And she was never right again. | ||
'''Sophia:''' I'm so sorry. | |||
'''Sophia:''' I'm so sorry. | |||
[[Media:your_fault.ogg|your_fault]] | [[Media:your_fault.ogg|your_fault]] | ||
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'''Kamal:''' Want me to check?<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Want me to check?<br /> | ||
'''Sophia:''' -No... Actually, he's not with some girl right now because of you. And for that, you get a kiss.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' -No... Actually, he's not with some girl right now because of you. And for that, you get a kiss.<br /> | ||
(she kisses him, either on the cheek | (she kisses him, either on the cheek or the mouth)<br /> | ||
[[Media:ground_light.ogg|ground_light]] | [[Media:ground_light.ogg|ground_light]] | ||
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'''Sophia:''' There's always too much ground light. Good night, Kamal.<br /> | '''Sophia:''' There's always too much ground light. Good night, Kamal.<br /> | ||
(she walks away)<br /> | (she walks away)<br /> | ||
'''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br /> | '''Kamal:''' Good night... Sophia.<br /> | ||
=="The ''Apocalypso''" | =="The ''Apocalypso''" (Herzog)== | ||
*[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 58sec] | *[http://transmit.ilovebees.com/surveillance_archive/week3_subject5.wav Audio Compilation 2min 58sec] | ||
[[Media:cranky_old_man.ogg|cranky_old_man]] | [[Media:cranky_old_man.ogg|cranky_old_man]] | ||
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'''Herzog:''' Some accident involving a bus. Unluckiest thing in the world.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Some accident involving a bus. Unluckiest thing in the world.<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' You don't think... even if there was something important on the Apocalypso, something crucial to the war effort...<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' You don't think... even if there was something important on the Apocalypso, something crucial to the war effort...<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Like a new piece of Covenant technology capable of crippling an entire solar system's C& | '''Herzog:''' Like a new piece of Covenant technology capable of crippling an entire solar system's C&C channels?<br /> | ||
'''Lieutenant:''' Although, if you're right about [[Troy]] -<br /> | '''Lieutenant:''' Although, if you're right about [[Troy]] -<br /> | ||
'''Herzog:''' Then [[Harmony]] - Harmony is the instructive one.<br /> | '''Herzog:''' Then [[Harmony]] - Harmony is the instructive one.<br /> | ||