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'''Project: HOGSTICKER''' was a project proposed by [[AMG Transport Dynamics]]' Motorsport Manager [[Erik Burch]]. Burch proposed the creation of a new [[M12 Warthog]] variant for competitions, like the RallyHog or the M12 GT variants. This vehicle, dubbed the "Needlehog", would feature a number of exotic composites to reduce weight, the enclosed-cockpit monocoque from the M12 GT for increased structural rigidity and a pair of experimental [[blamite]]-afterburners that would provide insane levels of increased thrust on the Needlehog. The fundings for the project were denied by AMG Special Projects Director [[Tyse Jenkins]], because the Needlehog didn't fitted with any known Warthog series homologation.<ref>[https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-needle-me-this '''Halo Waypoint''': ''Canon Fodder - Needle Me This'']</ref> | '''Project: HOGSTICKER''' was a project proposed by [[AMG Transport Dynamics]]' Motorsport Manager [[Erik Burch]]. Burch proposed the creation of a new [[M12 Warthog]] variant for competitions, like the RallyHog or the M12 GT variants. This vehicle, dubbed the "Needlehog", would feature a number of exotic composites to reduce weight, the enclosed-cockpit monocoque from the M12 GT for increased structural rigidity and a pair of experimental [[blamite]]-afterburners that would provide insane levels of increased thrust on the Needlehog. The fundings for the project were denied by AMG Special Projects Director [[Tyse Jenkins]], because the Needlehog didn't fitted with any known Warthog series homologation.<ref>[https://www.halowaypoint.com/en-us/community/blog-posts/canon-fodder-needle-me-this '''Halo Waypoint''': ''Canon Fodder - Needle Me This'']</ref> | ||
==Message== | |||
<pre>TO: E. Burch, Motorsport Manager, AMG Transport Dynamics | |||
FROM: T. Jenkins, Special Projects Director, AMG Transport Dynamics | |||
RE: Project: HOGSTICKER | |||
MARKETING DECK PROPOSAL: | |||
The motorsport division of AMG Transport Dynamics has a time-honored tradition for flexing their engineering muscle through competition, | |||
whether it be with their 24 Hours of Quezon-winning prototypes or their dynamic and durable RallyHog models. One of their most intriguing | |||
projects is a highly modified M12 Warthog called Project: HOGSTICKER, which features a number of exotic composites to reduce weight and | |||
the enclosed-cockpit monocoque from the M12 GT for increased structural rigidity. | |||
The most prominent feature on the peculiar new vehicle is certainly the pair of experimental – and visually unmistakable – blamite-afterburners | |||
that provide insane levels of increased thrust on demand. Lovingly dubbed the “Needlehog” among crew and engineers around the paddock, | |||
Project: HOGSTICKER represents a bold and exciting new chapter in the Warthog’s already storied history! | |||
POTENTIAL SPONSORS: Fronk's Formed Fish, BLAST Energy Drink, Club Errera | |||
VERDICT: [FUNDING DENIED; Project fits no known series homologation] | |||
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Erik, this is cute, but no. Where in Sam Hill would something like this even compete?! | |||
I’ve supported plenty of your more… unconventional ideas before, but “blamite afterburners?” That’s over | |||
the top even for you. Let’s maybe quit the daydreaming and turn our focus back to [REDACTED], shall we? | |||
-Tyse</pre> | |||
==gallery== | |||
<gallery> | |||
File:Rocket League Warthog.jpg|Back image of the proposed Needlehog. | |||
File:Needlehog1.jpg|Front of the proposed Needlehog. | |||
File:Needlehog2.jpg|Side view of the proposed Needlehog. | |||
</gallery> | |||
==Sources== | ==Sources== | ||
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[[Category:UNSC Vehicles]] | [[Category:UNSC Vehicles]] |